| By Tbirdjoy on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 02:08 pm: Edit |
I'm late in getting this trip report posted and as such my memory has faded a little bit on some details and my notes are not complete. For this I apologize. I was in Colombia late last year for a 9 day visit. I stayed five days in Medellin and four days in Cali. As always, with my trips I combine the adventure of sightseeing in a new country or city along with the pleasures of the local female populace. I want to acknowledge and thank all who have contributed information concerning Colombia on this Board, and give special thanks to Scooby_1781, Baypilot, and Radioman for their contributions and for taking time to answer emails prior to my trip.
I chose Medellin due to the fact that it is rated as one of the worlds most beautiful cities (I agree) and I will admit that I chose to go to Cali because of the little bit of danger aspect and I wanted to be able to say I was there. I did take precautions and I'll discuss that in more detail later in the report. I have read on many travel boards that travelers say that Medellin is one of the most beautiful cities they've visited and I would have to agree. It is quite lush and green and the women are drop dead gorgeous. I mean not just one or two that you pass by on the street but the vast majorities are very pretty and slender. In my opinion and pound for pound the average Paisas in Mde is prettier then the average woman on the street in Rio. However, on the flip side the women in Rio are much better sexual providers and just nastier in bed. The women in Mde have world class assess, for my taste, (small and perfectly shaped) the women in Cali are more varied in size due to city having more Mulatas. The women on the street (non-pro) in Mde and Cali are very friendly and approachable. It's amazing how easy one can get phone numbers from women that you see. An interesting interaction that I noticed in Mde and enjoyed was that almost every woman you pass on the street or in the malls, etc will make eye contact with you and often keep the gaze. While the women in Cali (Calenas) in the same venues, for the most part, did not make eye contact.
I flew to Mde on Copa Air from LAX through Panama City. It's a red eye which gave me the chance to sleep and then hit Mde at 1300 hours. I paid $700 for the ticket and Copa did a decent job. They fly 737's so the plane is not as big as you'd like for that kind of a flight but being 6'1" and flying economy I slept okay and got through the flight. I had arranged for Alvero (Scooby recommended him) to pick me up at the airport. He was there waiting for me. Alvero is awesome. He knows his city, speaks fluent English (used to live in the States) has a very comfortable car and picks up women (non-pros) and gets their phone numbers like stealing lollipops from babies. That guy can get you almost anyone you're interested in. His phone number from the USA is 011-57-316-252-2882. I hired him for the 5 days I was there. We took day trips out of the city; he took me to casa's during the day and night and to the Avenues to pickup the street girls. He charges 20,000 pesos per hour (2000 to 1 USD) and that's a very fair price which includes his time and car. I highly recommend his services if you're in Medellin.
In Mde I stayed at the Mansion. I know there has been a lot written about this place and Aussie Greg but I have to compliment Greg, Robert and the staff for providing excellent service and an exciting environment. Upon my arrival in the late morning Greg greeted me and had 3 girls and a cell waiting for me. The Mansion is located in the El Pobaldo area which is the nicest part of Mde and within a two minute walk to ATM's, restaurants and a very nice mall. The rooms are well done the house is first class the pool area is very comfortable and there are always young beautiful women hanging around the house in the mid to late afternoons. They are not aggressive and wait for you to make the first move. The house was full while I was there but it stays pretty quiet in the evening and at night. The house was booked by a group of friends from the US. They were great guys and always invited me to go off with them for dinner, etc. Since everyone knew each other we had a cartel going and controlled the prices we were willing to pay the girls. We never paid more than 150,000 pesos (Cop) (2000 to 1 USD) for a couple of hours of carnal pleasure. The girls at the Mansion tend to try and charge more and always seemed to open negotiations around 250k but since we were all holding the price at 150k they had to fold to that price. I love a monopoly.
I was there on a Sunday and enjoyed the infamous Mansion B-B-Q. There were probably about a dozen girls there and about 10 of us guys. The food was great and the company was even better. Here are some pictures of the girls.
Just a short editorial on the two girls (friends) in the BBQ 1a, 1b, & 1c photos they were the best looking girls at the party and they were also sporting the worst attitudes I've come across in Colombia. The dark haired one being the worse of the two. I did have to chuckle when I came back down stairs after banging my flavor of the evening to find her sitting alone on the sofa as not one of the guys took her upstairs.
Photos: Mansion BBQ A 01 02 03
Here are some other party favors.
Photos: Mansion BBQ B 04 05
Photo: Mansion BBQ C 06
After the chicken and steaks were consumed Greg suggested to the guys that we each put in $20 USD for a dance contest, as these girls are very competitive so about half of them were willing to compete. After the first round we told them it was a tie for first, second, and third place so they needed to do another set and get very creative. The more we did this the more their clothes started to come off. It was great. By the end of it they had competed their way down to nude dancing for us. It was also nice to see it all before you made your rental selection for the evening. However it seemed that by the time we did the dance competition everyone was beginning to pair up.
This little affectionate cutie named Lena choose me right before the dancing started, and as luck would have it she also competed in the dance contest. She was very affectionate during the dance competition and it continued to my room afterwards.
Photos: Lena 07 08 09
So let that contest begin……
Photos: Lena 10 11 12 13 14
Photo: Dancer A 15
Photos: Dancer B 16 17 18
Photos: Dancer C 19 20
Photo: Dancer D 21
Okay so fast forward to the end of the contest and I think my Lena came in 2nd or 3rd place. It now time for all the girls to cement the deals and head upstairs. Lena sent a friend over to ask if I was going to take her. I said yes and a moment later Lena was by my side. She's coming off as very anxious to get up to the room. She keeps talking about her bambino. I ask her how much and she says 200,000 COP. I counter back with 100,000 COP and she comes back with 150,000…. Ahhhh the magic number. I say for 2 hours and she agrees. So up to the room we go. We peal off our cloths and jump into the big Jacuzzi bathtub which also has a shower. Lena was probably my wildest and best fuck in Colombia. She goes down on me in the shower and proceeds to give me a BBBJ (she was the only girl in Colombia that actually did BBBJ, a big difference from Brazilian girls). We then proceeded to the bedroom where I still had the presence of mind to take some photos of her before we hit the bed. She was very playful with the camera and this is where I discovered she had a new baby and was breast feeding.
Photos: Lena 22 23 24 25 26 27
Now having been a bottle fed baby I will admit that I love drinking milk from its natural source, and I thought I'd hit the mother lode.
I told Lena I wanted some…what the hell she had enough for me and the kid……but alas it was not gonna happen. She told me no it was all for her babino…..DAMN….so close yet so far…..Anyway we proceed to the main action where I do her in all positions and this chick is real noisy and wild. She was fully into DFK, DATY and BBBJ. She was a real GFE. She kept screaming out the word Rico…Rico…. as I'm slamming her into the mattress. I'm thinking what the fuck? She must think my name is Rico. Oh well that's fine. Rico I am. So we finish up in about 30 minutes. I lay on the bed resting and she goes into the changing room. A few minutes she comes back out dressed with a guilty look on her face. WHAT THE FUCK!? Where is she going? I'm lying there resting up for round two. She starts pleading with me that she has to go cause her baby is hungry. She's been at the mansion for about 6 hours and I'm thinking yeah I'll bet the kid is hungry. I say well you agreed to stay for 2 hours. She's pleading more saying the same thing. I say okay if you have to go then go but you're only getting 100,000 COP cause you only stayed 45 minutes. She agrees (after trying to sweet talk me into the 150,000) She gives me her cell number, and I walk her down the stairs where the house calls her a cab.
| By Gurock1 on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 08:55 pm: Edit |
Out of all your pulls only one BBBJ kind of leaves me unimpressed. I'm sure the party was great. You can get a girl for the night at Tequila Rock in Lima for the same money, 200 Soles at about 3 to the dollar. I bet about two thirds of Lima girls would do BBBJ. In Pattaya or AC prices are cheaper and BBBJ is the norm. Your pics show it's a beautiful country. Good writing and reporting, thanks for the hard work.
| By Blazers on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 03:04 am: Edit |
Lots of sloppy mommies in the dance group but Dancer A is quite hot. Only getting one BBBJ sounds horrible.
| By Isawal on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 03:59 am: Edit |
Tbirdjoy
I will be in Medellin in two weeks and I am also staying at the Mansion, I was a little worried after the bad press the place has been getting lately but from your report it seems as a newbie (to Colombia) I made the right choice. Thanks for the great report and information.
| By Atavistic on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 06:51 am: Edit |
Not to beat a dead horse here, but those girls would be sweeping out the bathrooms at my favorite Rio termas.
I am glad you went there and had a good time.
I'm going back to Rio.
| By Djanselmo on Friday, April 25, 2008 - 06:26 pm: Edit |
TBird,
Nice Report...
Isawal,
Greg and I have had our diffrences and even after offering an olive branch to him (which he did not accept) I have always said if this is your first time, then the Mansion is a good place to stay.
Atavistic,
RIO fucking Rules...... Hottest girls on the planet! (IMOHO)
| By Tbirdjoy on Friday, April 25, 2008 - 08:44 pm: Edit |
I agree with everyones comments about only getting one BBBJ in part one of my story. Apparetly the site administrator hasn't posted parts 2, 3, and 4. I've emailed them to find out what happened to the rest of my story and pictures. I did get a lot more BBBJ's on this trip and the women did get better looking.
Thanks for all of your comments. Hopefully the rest of the report will be posted soon.
Gurock1 I'm glad to hear about the Peruvian girls as I'll be heading there for the last week of August.
(Message edited by tbirdjoy on April 25, 2008)
| By Jonesie on Friday, April 25, 2008 - 09:24 pm: Edit |
Are we going to have to wait another year for part 2?
| By Tbirdjoy on Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 09:07 am: Edit |
Isawal, You'll have a great time in Mde, and the Mansion is a great home base. I enjoy meeting fellow hobbyiest's and it's a good place to connect with other guys, if you wanted to. I will go back again to Mde and I will probably stay at the Mansion again.
| By Quilombo on Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 06:40 pm: Edit |
Big time kudos for a great report. I was in Colombia for the first time in March and really enjoyed it. Spent most of my time in Bogota though. Had planned to go to Medellin and Periera, but killed too much time in the capital city. I can't wait to go back.
BTW, our physiques are quite similar. Glad to see another 3XL guy having some fun. Did you find some of the hotel bathrooms a bit on the tiny side like I did? LOL...Good stuff, can't wait to read more...
| By Tbirdjoy on Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 10:33 pm: Edit |
Ouch Quilombo I'm not a pound over 2X LOL. And no I never met a bathroom I didn't like or couldn't fit into. lol Thanks for the compliment on the report.
| By Radioman on Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 06:13 am: Edit |
Glad you had a great time there and you make me homesick for my old stomping grounds.
Tbird says: "I told Lena I wanted some…what the hell she had enough for me and the kid……but alas it was not gonna happen. She told me no it was all for her babino…..DAMN….so close yet so far…."
Just a friendly reminder that breast milk is one of the fastest ways to transmit HIV, if she happens to have the virus. She probably doesn't but if you drink that stuff it is just like barebacking an infected person...only worse because you are ingesting the bodily fluid. If that is your thing, I would never judge but a lot of guys here do not know of the dangers of breast milk. I pass it along as a reminder only.
rm
| By Tbirdjoy on Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 10:30 am: Edit |
Thanks RM, actually breast milk (from a stranger) is not really my thing. It's just something different, but with what you just said and a quick search on the internet..... I'ma gonna follow your sound advice! Thanks again.
Tbird
| By Baypilot on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 - 11:34 pm: Edit |
Lol...I could see how the Rico thing could be confusing but don't worry my friend, it's a good thing.
| By Melvinsrule on Saturday, May 03, 2008 - 08:21 am: Edit |
"Rico" means" "rich" as in rich food or just "great." "Costa Rica" is a good example. She's not using it as a short version of the Italian name Enrico...Enrique in Spanish...Henry in English.
(Message edited by melvinsrule on May 03, 2008)
| By Melvinsrule on Saturday, May 03, 2008 - 08:23 am: Edit |
"Rico" means" "rich" as in "rich" or "great." "Costa Rica" is a good example. She's not using it as a short version of the Italian name Enrico...Enrique in Spanish...Henry in English.
| By Tbirdjoy on Saturday, May 03, 2008 - 01:48 pm: Edit |
Lol Yeah the Rico/Enrique similarities is what had me confused for awhile. This is part of what makes traveling such a blast!