Hi, Fellas.

Thought I'd post on my recent trip to Prague via London.

Upon learning that I was going to London on business for 3 weeks, I decided to investigate some weekend activity. I had thought about participating in the Germany FKK scene. I decided to go to Prague first seeing that I could get an earlier flight back on Monday morning and get to work by 9am. This WAS the original plan...

Before leaving the US, I decided to go ahead and reserve my ticket from London to Prague. I found a price for $169 roundtrip from London Stanstead returning to London Heathrow. Both were easy commutes because of each has a regular running express train.

Booking this began my plan change. First of all, I had to fly on Czech Airlines because British Airways was WAY to expensive for the time frame I needed. The people at CA were pleasant to deal with. I normally would have used Expedia but I didn't want to take the chance of them mailing my tickets to me and me not receiving them.

I booked for an 8:30pm flight out of London with a return flight on 12:30pm on Sunday. There were better times available but I had waited too long and the special fare was no longer available. I would settle for 2 nights. Just a scouting run anyway. I would have to go to the Stanstead airport and pay/pickup my tickets. Reservations were in place.

After arriving in London and spending nearly an hour looking for a hotel that was right around the corner (DON'T LAUGH! Hell, the cabbies sitting 15 feet away from it didn't know where it was!), I made a bee line for Stanstead Airport. This is when it starts getting complicated.

First of all, I arrived on Sunday morning. For those of you that don't know, the Stanstead Express train DOES NOT run on Sundays. Freakin' Great. I have to take the Replacement Shuttle which is British for "an Hour and a half long bus ride." Okay....I just got off of a 7 hour transatlantic flight (which was nice because I got upgraded) and I hadn't eaten. Not in a diplomatic mood.

So I board the bus and pass out on the way to STN. I get there and I find the desk. Well, it looks like CA uses a booking agency. This particular booth didn't have a COMPUTER to issue tickets. I was so tired, I didn't care. So I pay for the ticket and hurry to get on the next bus so that I can get some food at the hotel and sleep.

I get back to the hotel and get some food to go from the downstairs resturant. While waiting for the food, I decide to look at my ticket. Oh, crap.
My return flight is for 1230pm, alright...ON MONDAY!!! I almost burst my spleen at that point. To make things even MORE glorious, my food arrives and while I thought for 20 GBP, you'd get a decent sized meal, this particular establishment didn't agree with me. Basically, I have a nice looking hors d'ouverve. NOT happy at this point.

I stomp up to my room, inhale this pitiful excuse for lunch (in you guys ever stay in the Club Quarters near St. Paul's Cathedral, avoid that resturant! Hell, if I wanted to pay a lot of money for a little shit in a trendy place, I would have gone to NYC. NOTICE I said "trendy". There are awesome places to eat in NYC for decent money. Not the trendy ones, though. If you like hanging with poseurs, you love "trendy".

ANYWAY....I decide to wait an try to straighten this out at work since I couldn't reach the place now. After 12 on a Sunday.

The next day at work, I inform my Team Lead of my situation and the possibility that I may miss coming into the office on Monday. He is cool with it as long as I make up for it, which I usually do on site visits.

I call CA and basically, I had 2 reservations saved in the US and the people at STN made out the ticket for the first one. Not refundable and not changeable. Oh, well. Looks like I get 3 nights in Prague.

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So...I work my ass off all week because I'm going to miss a day of work AND so I won't feel guilty. I get to STN without any problem. I'm only carrying a backpack with 2 changes of clothes and the neccessary toiletries. You know.....condoms and maps of the nearest place to enhance "diplomatic relations".

I chose to stay at the Hotel Adria because of it's central location in Wenceslas Square. PLUS, it was within walking distance of 3 privats and 5 night clubs.

The hotel was nice but I probably wouldn't stay there again. Mainly because they lock the door after a certain hour each night and you have to buzz to be let in. Not good if you want to bring back some late room service. Otherwise, nice hotel but I would suggest getting a double bed because the singles are WAYY to small for playing.

Back to my flight: I get on the LATE plane and find out that I sitting admist a pack of Rowdy Scotsman from Glasgow. Now let me say this: before this trip, I had never met an authentic Scotsman. MAN, did I get my overdose! I've meet like 12 at this point and all of them were great guys. VERY freakin' amusing.

Case in point: Two were sitting in the row ahead of me. 2 next to me. I talked with the 2 next to me while they began to destroy the seats a piece at a time. One guy in front of us was tormenting a little Mexican law student. It went something like this:
"Where are YOU from, laddie?"
"I'm from Mexico orignally."
"Mexico? Ach, I'm from Scotland. My country INVENTED whiskey! We had some before we got this flight!" This is promptly followed by a song.

This same guy hears me and his buddies laughing at him and he turns his attention to me:
"Ach, look at THIS one! How many boyos have YOU shagged, laddie? Look at him! 'E's a pretty one! Look, lad, I'm a heterosexual male but you're a nice looking fella!" I almost wet my pants laughing. I'm sorry, but this was like being hit on by Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpson's. I laughed the entire flight. I told them that I was going to Prague alone and they TOLD me that I was hanging with them. I figured tonight was fine and when I wasn't "indulging". Turned out that I didn't catch up with them after that night but we had a great time. I was hung over for the rest of the weekend.

So...SATURDAY comes around and I've got the urge and a hangover the size of Scotland. I decide to hit the famous Sex Park. I had to cab it and the cab ride was 100 CZK. I used the cab service recommended by Sex Park ProfiTAXI, I believe. A word of advice: take a cell phone. When you finish up, there are no nearby taxi's waiting. I walked to the Hilton and grabbed on there which was 300 to 400 CZK.

I got to the Sex Park about 1:30pm on Saturday. There is a flea market right next to it. It was closing. I go in to Sex Park, get frisked and enter the turnstyle. Most of the girls are not there, which I expected since it was so early. There were about 6 girls there. I decided on Herga. Older brunette Czech with decent body and killer rack. I was in the mood for boobs. Her service was typical of the ladies here. One hour was 2000 CZK. I can't do 1/2 hours. Shower first, get right down to business. Business includes, CBJ, NO kissing and multiple positions. She didn't appear to go for multiple shots because I was really enjoying her so I decided to finish up quickly. I just wanted to see what she would do. Basically gave me a towel to shower and go. Oh, well. I got what I wanted. I'd make up for it tonight.

I saw one other girl on early Sunday from Sex Park. Martina, I believe, was a younger girl. Very petite. Both of these girls didn't talk to me much. I had read a report on Martina that described her friendlier. I think I know why but I'll discuss this later.

Some observations about the night clubs I visitied.

1) All of them give you cards upon entry to keep track of your drinks. DON'T LOSE THESE FUCKERS!!! They will charge you 5000 CZK if you lose it! No exceptions.

2) Some clubs (Club Ariadne) advertise free entry and Non-stop. Bull shit! That's free entry after 8pm. Non-stop starting at 7pm and ending at 6am.

3) The girls that dance, in most cases, are NOT on the program. Bummer because they are usually the hottest things in the club.

Breakdown of the clubs:

1) Club Atlas - Definitely my choice. Outcall is cheaper than incall (2850 CZK vs. 2100 CZK / hour). If I had a decent bed I would've gone with the outcall. Some lovely ladies. My repeat worked there.

2) Club Ariadne - a pretentious dump. Cheaper prices (1500 CZK / hour) but there is a reason for that. Selection SUCKS and so does the attitude of the girls. Not that I care, but I seriously believe it was I'm black. No biggie. Not the first time I've seen this, sure as hell won't be the last. But, hey, I didn't have this problem in Atlas so I'll spend my money there.

3) Club Empire - I got the same vibe from this place that I got from Ariadne. I did get apporached by one girl(not attractive) there so I don't believe it was the policy for me to initiate. I told her I was leaving. She just wanted me to by her a drink. EVEN though I was leaving. What the hell was she smoking? I left there laughing.

4)Club Darling - Was packed with some lookers. I didn't partake because if I read the table card correctly, a "private session" was 4500 CZK. Shit. Apparently, they don't know who I am. An Old Mac from Way back. I'm not going to lose my mind because I'm in a room full of lovely ladies. And to quote myself from #2: "Not the first time I've seen this, sure as hell won't be the last." I left there without partaking AFTER witnessing an amazing show that involved a flabby Asian girl, some balloons, 10+ feet of distance, and a pussy-powered blow gun. Amazing.

5) Club Nancy - You know, if I wasn't such a cool Mofo and a regular partaker of South American hotties, I would be really take offense to some stuff. The Club Nancy Doorman is one. Dude acted like he didn't want my business. I try to make people happy, so I didn't give it to him. BACK TO ATLAS!!!!

Now...why I liked Atlas. The girls seemed friendlier and relaxed. When I walked in the first time. I scoped them room. Nice selection. Covered the spectrum but more cuties than not. I noticed one in particular with a nice 36b. Pretty face, slender waist, and a nice ass (for Eastern European women) At first, it seemed like I was getting the Ariadne vibe from her because she kept moving and wouldn't make eye contact with me. So I said "Next" and started deciding who would be the runner up. I found her but she was dancing. CRAP!! Next. I starting weighing my standards with my selection. I was just about to decide when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around. It was her.

Now I knew I was going to like this girl because of what she said. Not the usual "My name is.." or "Do you know what type of club this is?" that I got at the other clubs....

"You want to get a room and have sex?" she asked me with a cute accent that made me feel like Boris Baddenoff from "Rocky & Bullwinkle" getting ready to stick it to Natasha.

"Uhh...okay."

I invited her to sit and we discussed prices. Before we left, I asked her what did she like to do and if she liked to kiss. She does anything but anal. AND she LIKES to kiss. JACKPOT!

Her name was Lucina. She was from Bratislava. Needless to say, we get a room. We both shower. Almost immediately, we start kissing. This is more like it!!!! She then put on the wrapper and began a very good CBJ. Both hands and active tongue.

We began the horizontal Mambo with her on top. She had to warm up so that she could handle the full "Stand". But soon she got a little rhythm going where she would take about 3/4 and then sit completely down and hold it. Then repeat. I was really getting turned on because she would moan when she'd sit completely. Got so bad, we started slamming each other. She slamming down at the the same time I thrusted up. Oh, yeah. I'm liking this girl.

We switch to me on top. And we start the same procedure of "discovery". We came to the same "slamming" results. The entire time, we kissing each other where ever we can. We switch to a few more positions because we only have an hour. With 10 minutes left, I stop to let her rest and we talk. She's a little disappointed that I haven't come yet. I tell her that I usually take a while but we can try again tomorrow since she is working.

So we shower and get dressed. I saw her again the following day. Since we knew each other better now, we didn't waste anytime with "discovery". Straight to the "Slamming". The session obviously was more intense. I even broke out some other positions to see how she liked them. We finished with me pounding her from behind. She started on her stomach but as we got the rhythm going, she raised up her hips up to meet my thrusts. She raised up on her arms and turned her head so that we could kiss. Oh, yeah....she got me this time.

We finished with 15 minutes to spare so we talked to more. About music, movies, and television. We showered and stumbled out of the room. Oh, yeah. I like this girl.

Great way to spend my last night in Prague. My legs are so tired from walking (from Sex Park) and Lucina that I collapse when I get back.

Overview: For brothers of the darker hue, don't be surprised at the different looks you'll get. Some ladies will give you the look that tells you they want you and some will give you the opposite. I got several of both.

Personally, I think I'll skip Prague next time and go to Bratislava. From what Lucina tells me, I would be much welcomed by the ladies.

Hmm..Maybe I will.

Kick Stand

Great report KickStand...thanks for the Rocky and Bullwinkle image...that was perfect.

yo Kick Stand,

Holla at me:

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I'm going to Rio this Thursday and I have some questions I need to ask you.

Thanks,

DT

Kick Stand,

GREAT report. My best friend went to Prague last year and had some decent sessions but overly was disappointed. You posted some great info. Did you snap any photos? It's gonna be fun hooking up with you next week in Buenos Aires and December in Rio.

See you soon.

Godfather

Godfather,

Sorry but now. They frisk you at the door and they do not allow cameras. NONE of them. So if you guys go, make some great memories and get used to the not-so gentle caresses of burly, Eastern European Dudes with names like Horst.

Kick Stand

Dammit....I meant "Sorry but n-o."

I've been going to CZ even before the curtain came down. Since circa '87. Every time I'm in the city I just shake my head..... It was and to some degree still is, a place to sample ample lasses for a song, and not have to worry about the ever inflated prices for a quick time action.

Hey KS,

I just went back to read your old report. I'm looking forward to hitting Prague with you in May. I think you said you hit K5 but I didn't read it in your report.

We're gonna have a great time!

Prague is a great location, with some stunning women and it is cheap to eat and drink there too. Be warned it can be frustrating if you are trying to find hotties in the walk-up type establishments if you do not speak the language, but persiverance can pay off in the form of some real stunners and great prices.