Monday rolls around, and I am up at 9:00 am. The street noise was not nearly as bad as I feared it would be. Avenue La Paz is busy, but not a commuter street. I did some work until 10:30, then I made a list and was on my way.
I was back at hotel at 2:45. It was an exciting day. What did I accomplish? Absolutely nothing! Well, I got my friend's phone all set. There was this deal where new activations got two numbers to call for free, so I needed to return to add my number to his plan. I walked around a couple of different parts of the city. One neighborhood, Jesus Maria, seems like a really nice middle-class area. If I lived here, I would feel real comfortable there.
My last stop was the mercardo in Surquillo. There are many of these mercados throughout Lima, and I am guessing that for the most part, one is no better than any other. But I've been going to the one in Surquillo for a while, so that's where I go. I had a cebiche lunch, bought some DVDs (Gilmore Girls, season 7 - don't ask), and had the foot lady do a cleaning and overhaul. For 20 Soles, it's the deal of the Century!
At 3:30, I called Ninoska (here's her ad). There's a relatively new feature on PeruTops where some of their paid ads from the girls have a "Selo de Garantia" - basically saying the girl in the picture is the girl at your door. She answered the phone, claimed to be who she said she was, took my information, quoted me 180 Soles, and said that she could be there in 20 minutes. Well, 180 Soles is a little higher than usual, but I was here, she offered to come over, and after all, there was the "Seal of Guarantee" on her pictures. I accepted her offer. She said she was leaving right away - we will see.
Fifteen minutes later (I wasn't even finished shaving), the front desk calls and says I have a guest. I let her in all full of shaving cream (me, not her), clean up and join her in the sitting area.
Well, since I can't win at blackjack, I should probably stick to calling phone numbers and having them send girls to my room. Ninoska is another cutie, all 18 years of her. She's got a firm body, a small but pretty rack, and a great attitude. Using the patented RT Gooch nipple/areola 5-point comparison method, I was able to confirm that the girl in my bed was indeed the girl in the advertisement. If you don't believe me, here - check for yourself:
Photos: Ninoska 27 28 29 30 31 32
Speaking of bed, everything was done covered. Ninoska was a willing partner, but not all that enthusiastic. I don't know whether to chalk it up to inexperience due to her years, her not being able to get all that excited about the opportunity to rut around with me, or she's just pretty docile, but the job got done, nothing more.
For my money (and indeed it is my money), pretty 18-year-olds can just about lay there and I'm happy. She did, and I was. I probably wouldn't repeat -- there's too many fish in this particular sea, but if you want a pretty, friendly, proficient 18-year-old to do you for an hour with a great attitude, absolutely no drama and virtually no English, Ninoska could be your girl. She left at 4:40.
As if there were someone watching the hotel, Ariana calls five minutes after Ninoska leaves. She's all sweet and stuff, so I tell her that I will call her at 7:00.
Six fifteen rolls around and I'm in Atlantic City Casino, playing blackjack and making a new friend. I forget his name, but he's 21 and spending the year after college bumming around South America. A nice kid. He was with his girlfriend in Lima, so I couldn't take him under my wing and turn him to the dark side.
I call Ariana at 7:00 pm. She's thrilled to hear from me, and yes she will meet me for dinner at 9:00 in front of the Hacienda. Me & my new buddy casino hop until 8:45, and I head back to the Hacienda. There she is, waiting for me. I can't believe these girls are EARLY - it's inconceivable.
We walk down 28 de Julio to T'anta, one of my favorites. Ariana is having a great week - two nice restaurants. So am I, but the restaurants are only just a part of the deal. Ariana takes my suggestion and we both have the onion soup (it is back on the menu!), she has fettuccini with stuff in a sauce and I order a Peruvian classic, Lomo Saltado.
The soups were fabulous, she loved her pasta, and the Lomo was outstanding. I couldn't stuff another thing in my mouth - Ariana just had a tea to wash everything down.
As we're walking away from T'anta, I asked Ariana what's next. She said that she has to be at school at 7:00 am tomorrow. While we're walking, I offer to put her in a cab if she needs to. No, she said, let's go to your hotel.
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We're going hot and heavy on the couch. She's grinding against me like we're in High School, finally rips off her clothes, and forces herself on me. I get undressed and we head to the bedroom.
HEY DOC, NO MORE BUWWETS! HEH HEH HEH
Thanks to modern medicine, I had absolutely no problem getting it up. We went at it for quite a long time, but the only satisfaction I got was from the overall situation; there was no immediate gratification. Ariana gave it the old college try, and I finally had to call her off of the project.
This is why trips should be either three days or a week - on a three-day excursion, I can go all out and not have this happen. But, sadly, I need a day to re-load here and there. A longer trip affords me a day to re-charge, but the five-dayers fall right in the middle. It didn't help that I was screwing around with Ariana just six or seven hours after Ninoska left, but that was when the opportunity came up, so I went for it.
I put Ariana in a taxi at 12:30; she was $70 richer than when she showed up, not to mention fuller in the belly.
Since the lights of Atlantic City casino were twinkling at me, I headed over there, managing to win $42 in the hour I sat at a table. At last, I discovered the secret to blackjack; you need to get two or more cards that total as close to 21 as possible (without going over), while having a total greater than that of the dealer. Incredibly simple, once I realized it. I stumbled back to the apartment and was in bed by 2:15.
I don't have to leave for the airport until 1:30, so I may try something tomorrow, but it is unlikely.