Two Days, Three Girls, Seventy-One Dollars.

Hello everyone. RT here.

Well, I just got back from two glorious days in San Jose, Costa Rica. On each of my trips, I always marvel at the wealth of low-cost girls available, and then wind up picking up top-shelf chicas at the Blue Marlin and taking them back to my room for anywhere from sixty to 90 dollars. This time, I decided to see if I could indeed do this on the cheap, and still have a good time. The quick answer: Of course.

My first savings attempt: The hotel. I tried to book a room at he Hotel Morazon. It’s located right in the heart of the action, and rooms were only $30 per night. I get there and they say, sorry, you’re screwed. Yes, we have your reservation, but no, you can’t have a room. Buzz off. So I wind up back at the Presidente for $45 per night. I love the Presidente, so this wasn’t a hardship.

My second savings plan: Gamble. Usually, I suck at gambling and it adds hundreds of dollars to my trip expenses. This time, I got four sixes, and two flushes while playing Tute. As a result, my total cost for the trip, including girls, hotel, two nice dinners, taxis and two bottles of Captain Morgan at the duty-free shop was only $172. I strongly encourage winning, if you gamble. It moves things along very well.

I failed miserably at saving money on food, but had another great dinner at Thomy’s Paprika, as well as a good meal at the Pueblo Mall.

Girl #1 – Was at Centro Massage right in the middle of town. I forget her name; there were about 10 girls to choose from on Friday afternoon. Massage, BBBJ, DATY, two positions. She was a real nice and fun girl. The price: 5,000 colones plus a tip of 3,000. In US dollars, that’s $21.62.

Girl #2 – Was at VIPs #1 on Friday night. This is a bar with girls working there. The price includes a (not so great) room to take care of business right there. There is a 1,000-colone cover ($2.70), and it includes two drinks. I forget this girl’s name as well (maybe Carol). There were about 20 girls working there at about midnight, all shapes and sizes. I picked the one I liked and off we went. It wasn’t that good a session, but I didn’t really do any investigation, just grabbed her and said, let’s go’. CBJ, two positions. The price: 5,500 colones with no tip ($14.86).

Girl #3 – Was where I hit the jackpot. I splurged and went to Arte y Massage. This is more of a ‘full service’ massage parlor (pun slightly intended). You get a full service full hour, including a real massage, and then use of the sauna and showers, if you want. I selected the lovely Karina (again, about a dozen girls available on a Saturday at around 4 p.m.). After a good massage, we got down to business. Massage, DFK, BBBJ, DATY (she went wild) three positions. A splendid time was had by all. The price: Well, they quote either 12,000 or 13,000 colones, but the guy thinks he knows me and only charges 10,000. I also gave Karina a 3,000-colone tip, so the total price in dollars was $35.14. The place got busy after we showed up – there were only two girls in the lobby when we left.

There were some beautiful girls at Krysis Health Club. The price there was 20,000 colones, so it didn’t fit in this trip’s budget, but boy were these girls beautiful. Next time…

I was able to spend all of the time I wanted (between eating and screwing) at the Blue Marlin and have enough wits about me to say no to those girls. It’s a hard call. The Blue Marlin girls are drop-dead gorgeous, but if you trade down just a little, you pay a fraction of the cost and (for the most part) get energetic, fun sessions from girls who are good at their jobs. I guess it all depends.

There are some trade-offs. Using this weekend’s plan, I had to suffer worse accommodations, not have the ‘home field advantage’, and the whole thing was pretty mechanical. But I was only there for two days, and wasn’t looking to make any long-term friends.

On the other hand, I was able to just about screw on demand with absolutely no hassles anywhere, and that’s a great thing.

Well, that’s it for now. My work schedule will probably keep me away again until February. That trip will be a blast, I’m certain.

RT

RT, You are too much. Great report. I have never been to Centro Massage so your insight is good. I agree with you on hanging out at the BM between chicas as a nice pastime. Your other observations are dead on with my experiences. Cant wait to see the video.
Your fame is forever etched on the bathroom wall at the Park Hotel as you know.
I will see you in nine days, but I may miss Thomys Paprika. Nonon almost has me convinced to go.
-Ace

Can you give some advice on playing TUTE? I have heard from other posters that it's a profitable game, but I tend to think we all get screwed in the long run.

Dan