Chapter Four: "A Shit River Runs Through It"

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By Blazers on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 02:57 pm:  Edit

Went through the usual routine of waking up the 5 man crew up to have breakfast at the Pacific Breeze pool. Usually we would just leave our girls in bed while we ate breakfast and we normally could get at least three of us to eat breakfast at the same time and discuss the prior nights conquest or conquests. We decided to meet up at Jolly Frog out past Friendship around 1pm.

I walked to Jolly Frog from the AC1 gym and soon realize that the bar was a good half a mile from the gym and in a distinctly Korean neighborhood. I could tell just be the surrounding area that this place would get some rude awakenings from the Korean neighbors and it since has had some problems and closures. The bar is odd as their are two separate doors for the bar but they are two separate bars with the same name. Derekh, Sunny and his cousin had been texting me and were actually in the same bar just a few meters away. Basically the bar had zero talent and wasnt as nasty as some had made it out to be. We decided to head over to Cold Drop Inn to get something to eat.

To our suprise the restaurant was also a gogo/GRO bar. There were actually a couple of cuties here and the restaurant is quite good. Its about 300 yards from Jolly Frog towards the old Friendship bridge that intersects Perimeter Road. Sunny's cousing barfined a big titty girl that Porker would love and the rest of us went to Stargate.

Stargate is an exceptional bar and is the last of the Perimeter bars before the road ends. The bar is bright and the girls wear space-type outfits with different colored belts. White belts for cherry girls and red belts for girls on their mens. Outstanding idea. Very hot girls for such a small bar, although most of them are cherry girls. The bar has great drink deals constantly and happy hours in the afternoon between 3-6. Then the bar had a 2 for 1 deal but I believe now they just have cheap drinks during that time. Happy hour prices change monthly so just go to the bar and find out for yourself. Found a really hot girl with the ears I love so much and wanted to barfine her but knew we had a duty to check every bar so would barfine her another day but did buy her a lady drink.

Popped into Mirrors Bar at the Clarkton Hotel, didnt want the other guys to have to buy a drink so we left as the talent very low. Basically when you have to buy a drink at every bar, it can get quite expensive to continually go to bars and its very time consuming.

Next stop was the cluster of bars with near Roadies Bar(sister bar of Stargate) which also includes Tarts. Also went to Lost in Asia and the bar has great management but lower end talent IMHO. Did see a couple barfineable girls if you were a bit buzzed. Fun bar, great atmosphere, no talent. Skipped Honeykos and Thigh High as I had been there the day before. Went to Fire and Ice Bar area and that bar had a couple cute girls and a large bar upstairs. The bar has a small gogo floor surrounded by seating and a couple tables. Nasty Duck and Foxy Bar were aweful.

Made it next to Matrix Brawn as this is one of the BJ bars outside of the Nifty's/Rio area. No talent but a fun small bar and we decided to leave when a busload of 20 Koreans came into the bar with a guide. Sucks that Koreans are finding out about the Perimeter bars as most of them stay in hotels near the area. Rudest motherfuckers on the planet.

Went to Nifty's and Rio and the place is just horrible compared to what it used to be. Talent fluctuates as you know but you can still get the sample BJ. You might have to close your eyes during your BJ and pretend its Juliana Palermo but such is life in AC.

Went to Emotions and Touch of Class and had a drink at each place. TOC has really gone downhill and Emotions has a couple girls with great bodies but standard primate faces. Brass Knob had only a couple girls working so we left.

Finished the barhop at Cherry's and Stampede which are now connected as they are managed/own by the same people. Cherry's again had superb talent for such a small bar. Another thing I love about Cherry's is that they dont have any fat chicks working there and they play rock music. When we were there that day, there were tons of retired elderly military guys there and they were playing 50's/early 60's music. Very entertaining to see girls shuffling to Buddy Holly and Jerry Lee Lewis.

Went next door to Stampede and the girls were fun and a couple were cute. I have always loved this bar but the talent has slipped a bit. Decided to head over to Body Bliss for a massage and meet up with the guys later at the Dollhouse Photo Shoot. More on Body Bliss in another thread.

As far as my definition of talent, I do understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and some guys like chubby girls as long as they have big tits and other guys like nice bodies and not so concerned whether the girl has a flat nose and pie-tin sized mole on her face. Also, a lot of guys are more concerned with the attitude of the girl and her personality rather than her looks. Some guys may think my girls are too skinny, look too young, etc so each guy should make his own determination of what he thinks is acceptable.

Met up with the guys at the Dollhouse Photo Shoot and found a good spot next to the stage. The guys showed up late so had to sit upstairs. The problem with taking photos is that lighting is extremely dark and you need an SLR with an advanced flash to get good photos in the early sessions. Did see quite a few guys with expensive cameras. Couple of the photos are of lower quality so my apologies in advance. As you can see, I was really into the girl with the braces. More on her later.

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I was chatting with and flirting with the girl with the flames on her chest and the small beauty mark on her lip. She has the rosy cheeks. As much as I was flirting with her, I was really checking out the cutie in the black bathing suit with the long hair to the far right. She could tell I was checking her out and I rotated between smiling at her and the girl with the flames on her chest grabbing me so she can pose for my photos. Her friends were telling me "she like you" but I was checking out the girl in the black bikini. Eventually I invited her over for a drink and after finding out she was sweet and very cool, barfined her.

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It was still early in the evening so went to Wild Orchid to have dinner with my girl and was real happy I chose her. Just a genuinely sweet girl with a bit of sarcasm in her humour. Pretty decent English for an AC girl these days. Went back in the room and kicked back for a bit before finally showering, getting naked and going through the motions of having her giggle after I kissed her and telling me "your handsome". Of course I know its BS, but its nice to hear anyways. Finally got her to stop giggling once I started licking her kitty kat. She was real tight and I had to go slow as she kept saying "masakit" if I sped up a bit. 1000% GFE as this is one of those girls that gives you one of those tiger sessions like I had in high school from girls who are inexperienced but unleash their inner tiger once their pussy is licked. She wasnt aggressive or nasty but was getting extremely wet as the session went on.

She was getting dressed to go to breakfast with me in the morning(a rarity for me with a barfine) but I saw that cute little ass and started kissing her from behind and feeling her tits underneath her shirt. Pulled my cock out of my cargo shorts and started rubbing it on her ass. Few minutes later I had her at the edge of the bed with her ears pinned back and was into heavy DFK with my hands holding her ankles and my shorts at my ankles. Didnt take long before turning her doggie and finishing that way. A definite winner and still keep in contact with her. Doesnt photograph that well but definately hot and tiny.

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By El_apodo on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 06:25 pm:  Edit

The girl in the blue painted top with green "laces" (featured in the pics after the dancers) is freaking HOT! Almost hot enough to make me puke up the 3000 peso barfine. Almost! Now that I'm back to reality maybe I'd just try to give her my phone number and hook up outside the bar.

EA

By Khun_mor on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 09:13 pm:  Edit

Blazers

She photographs just fine. If she's much better looking than that in person she will definitely not last long in the bar. She has Western Union written all over her.

BTW
Is she advertising Condoms or Whiskey ??

(Message edited by Khun_Mor on May 23, 2008)

By Blazers on Friday, May 23, 2008 - 11:25 pm:  Edit

KM...they banned the sale of condoms on the Philippines a long time ago, so my guess would be whiskey. :-)

By Twoweekslate on Sunday, May 25, 2008 - 07:22 am:  Edit

the girl with the jeans shorts and fire looking paint job! the one who "liked you" she is beautiful but has a look about her that isn't as hmm, lets say.. as fun/cool as the girl you barfined. she looks almost predatory/veteran. i'm of course making assumptions. i guess it really pays to hunt and get to know them. was fire girl mad that you passed on her?

i'm keeping up with your report Blazers! i am really learning a lot from them! thank you!

By Blazers on Sunday, May 25, 2008 - 12:02 pm:  Edit

As a matter of fact, firegirl went up to me and asked why I barfined the other girl and maybe I can change my mind. She then started really getting touchy-feely with me and said "sige na". I started laughing but told her some other time. Not trying to bloat my ego as I know its only business for these girls but I have a feeling the flame girl would have shown me a good time. I like girls a lot more reserved though. I did come back to barfine the girl with the braces in the earlier photos though and she was fantastic.

By Crazier on Sunday, May 25, 2008 - 11:19 pm:  Edit

BL.,

Some really nice photos of those painted bods! Love them.

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By Jonesie on Sunday, May 25, 2008 - 11:35 pm:  Edit

Blazer, Nice picks. I usually like your tastes...


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