Prior to my trip to Costa Rica I had only been to FKK clubs in Germany in 04 and 07. I say "only"as if Germany's FKK's are not some of the greatest mongering Mecca's in the world. Anyway, I had heard about CR from a friend and a book the Hedonist. I wish I would have found this site first. I went solo since I could not wait for my FKK buddies and got impatient the more I heard about CR.. I figured to be safe as a newbie and arriving at night I would stay at the Hotel Del Rey Aka, Chica Central and not leave the hotel until sun up. The book said there would be 10 guys and about 60 girls. It was hard to believe the 10 guys part but the 60 girls seems plausible. Ok, so the fantasy kicked in and made it much more plausible.

I planned a short trip since I was going solo and knowing that two days of lust with many woman in Germany made my dick so raw I had to do some sight seeing between clubs. I thought two days at the Del Rey for my first recon trip would suffice to CR.

I booked the upgraded room on the 6th floor with a balcony for $130 US. I could tell from the Del Rey website these rooms were not that nice hence the upgrade. The balcony was very small and I am not sure worth the extra 40 a night. I arrived at about 9pm on a Saturday and while checking in I could get a good look at the menu of cuties. I knew in the first two minutes I made a good decision to go to CR and stay at the Del Rey. They had plenty of security and made sure the chica's were of age at least that's what I thought they were checking their ID's for . They also hold the girls ID for 5,000 colons about 10$ when you go to the room so you have some insurance.

Five minutes after I was in the room there was a knock at the door and I was hoping that some beautiful chica had sensed my natural superiority and had to have her way with me, or at least my desperation and followed me to my room. But it was the maid offering extra towels and without thinking I said no. Shortly I realized the error of my ways and figured that all the girls showering in my room would warrant some more towels. So I optimistically ordered 1/2 dozen more towels knowing that she would come back tomorrow any way.

The book said to dress nice as the girls might like a sharp dressed man so I brought some decent clothes but soon realized I was very overdressed. But quickly got over it and I started the selection process. I asked a regular and he said the going rate was $100 and may not be worth grinding the girl for another 20 and insulting her.

There were easily 80 to 100 girls there on Saturday night most in the 6 to 8 range and a few 9's I know that I am "menu challenged" at restaurants and I guess its the same at the clubs. I like to run each entree over my taste buds and savor the flavor before I made my pick. Since I had been to some of the best FKK clubs in Germany I was not as in awe at the Del Rey as I was in Germany but I still took a while to make the rounds at the three different bars. I must say the clubs I went to in Germany there were mostly 7-9's and enough 10's to keep anyone hard all day. But I like CR because its a shorter trip from the west coast and you don't get killed on the Euro. Plus I have discovered my hidden lust for latina's.

My hunting techniques from my strip club adventures as well as clubbing days kicked in and I up-loaded my weapons platform. Short and long range radar, bullshit detector, and inbound missile defense. To prevent inbound attacks from undesirables I generally stay very mobile. You know, the best defense is a good offense. So after a solid hour of recon and my taste buds numb and my radar on overload with Chica's I had yet to achieve target acquisition and missile lock . Aka, paralysis of analysis.

Then I noticed a Cutie sitting on the sofa in the lobby and made eye contact and in a semi-polite way she starting giving me shit about my hovering over the target too long and failure to engage. She was as cute as most of the others and by that time I just needed a little provocation to engage. I think she said she was from CR.

They all seem to think that telling you that they give a great massage is somehow a turn on. While a good massage can be a nice way to relax and build anticipation club girls can not usually duplicate a good massage in a real spa. I had thought to bring a few candles and some of my own lotion just in case it might make a difference. So girl number one and I get naked and she asked me if I want a massage and if I have any lotion. As she put some lotion in her hands she paused and reluctantly pointed out that it was conditioner not lotion. I don't know why the hotels I swipe that shit from don't use larger font on the fucking bottles. So we had to settle for the lotion in the bathroom that was probably not as good as the conditioner from the US.

So after a mediocre massage we get down to business. She started giving me a hand job and I did not want to spill any leche yet so we disengaged for a minute or so. So after I was back down to Def-con 4 and not in danger of premature launch we reengaged. Not an overly good performance on her part nor mine and with all the stopping and starting, alcohol and condom I had a miss fire and no leche was delivered on target. So while she had a great body and sometimes that's enough I new I had gotten weak my in target selection. Oh well, I got to test out the weapons systems at least and the night was still young.

So after a quick shower it was back down stars with a little more attitude to engage. So on this sortie my radar picked up an inbound boggy and just as I was going to hit the afterburners I was engaged by Pamela. She was dressed very conservative for anywhere let a lone this place. I politely told her not yet and she said she saw me cheating on her with chica number one. So I laughed and apologized and moved on.

Then I saw a very hot black girl and she said she was from the Dominican Republic. So I changed my normal rules of engagement and opened up the possibilities to Dominicans. I have not had the best of luck with them in the past plus heard stories about there poor performance but I thought If they were competing with the Tica's from CR they might be ok. Sure enough my experience was not what I hoped for. Very business like and she just wanted to get back down stairs on her next mission. However I did manage to drop a load on target so not a complete waste.

So I showered again and resumed the mission. I knew that for at least a few hours I'd be shooting blanks so I was going to take this next mission more slowly and possibly line up some targets for tomorrows mission.

Now that it was getting latter in the evening about 2 am it was really thinning out and what was a target rich environment was rapidly diminishing. I bumped into Pamela again and she said she saw me cheating on her again with the Dominican. We chatted a bit more and I realized she had a good personality and spoke very good English. I offered to buy her a drink and after a while at the bar I was having a great time talking with her so I felt the least I could do was to take her up to the room and contribute to here college fund. So as expected I was shooting blanks but enjoyed her anyway. I got her number and asked to take her to dinner the next night and she said yes. About 4 am I finally got to bed and I awoke at 6:00 am for some stupid reason and was wide awake. I was curious if there were any girls down stairs at that time so I figured I was up, what the hell, go take a look and yes there were about 10 girls downstairs. Just one or two worth doing though.

I went across the street to the Key Largo for breakfast then went on a tour to a volcano which I had pre-planned just to see some of the country. By 1 pm I was back at the Del Rey and took a stroll toward what looked like the happening area. I saw the other hotel that was recommend called the Hotel Presidente. What a nice place with a cafe just designed for chica watching. After lunch I called Pamela and we agreed to meet for dinner.

Once back at the Del Rey later that afternoon, I went to the bar and met a regular who said he came here once a month and was building a house there. Now that I think about it, he is probably a member of CH. He mentioned this girl named Ruby and that she was not the best looking but was supposed to be this legendary fuck. So after a few Ruby stories I figured I needed a few hours sleep so I would not disappoint Pamela since the 2 hours I got were not enough to maintain peak performance in this place.

I met Pamela in the lobby and we went to some restaurant way up the mountains with a great view of the town. After an enjoyable dinner and conversation we went dancing at the Key Largo across from the Del Rey. I was having a great time and she was as well so now the mission had much more purpose than the night before. I asked her to stay the night but made the mistake of not negotiating up front and wound up paying for it. Now this was a true GFE in bed this time and she was very expressive not like the fake shit they normally do. There was a lot of passion and kissing and no time limit this time. So we fell asleep in each others arms as I mumbled to myself this is how it should be. Pura Vida!

In the morning she said she had to go somewhere with her mom and we did not do it again. That sucked but he overall experience was so good I really was not disappointed. It was departure day and I had to leave for the airport by noon. But I knew there would be some cutie's downstairs so after breakfast I took a quick trip to the bar to see if there was anyone worth doing. I was spotted by two chica's at the bar and they quickly locked on and started engaging.

They introduced them selves and it was none other than Ruby the legend the Vet monger told me about. Apparently morning is Happy Hour at the Del Rey so they said I could have them both for $150. Rubies' amiga was very hot so I figured I could not go wrong for $150 with a legend and a hottie. A nice send off for the long ride home. Once in the room, Ruby then said she recently had breast surgery at least I think what she said. She did not want to take her top off or get them bouncing. That was fine with me since I really wanted the other hottie anyway. After a good game of twister, the finale came with the hot one sitting on my face and the simultaneous BJ from Ruby. I delivered my last load on target in CR. Pura Vida!

Since this is my first post I know I have left out many details that are important and will take better notes next time. My memory is just not what it used to be. I only got one photo of one girl with clothes on but now I can see the error of my ways thanks to all of you. I had no idea this was such a sub-culture and after what I have read on CH in the last few days I have booked my first trip to Medellin in early June. I have much to learn and am truly inspired by what I have read here.

Lock 'n Load

Thanks for your first report. Do you by chance happen to be a robot or android? I know you were trying to use military metaphors to make it sound interesting but let us know how you felt about the place besides , "I inserted my penis into her vagina, the sex was satisfactory, the book informed me about the necessity for candles and possibly lotion...etc" Only messin' with ya.

Lastly, what book are you referring to?

thanks for the report.... no pics ??
yeahh what book are you referring to ?

The book is the Hedonist by Brett Tate. It's a nice pocket guide and can be ordered on line.

I emailed a pic to admin to post.

I'm guessing he's refereing to "The Hedionist" by Brett Tate available on amazon.com

I thumbed thru it about 2 years ago - it was about 5 years out of date then.

glad you had fun , remember CR is to Classified , don't tell anyone!