Okay I lied about the harmony.

04/25/01

Wonder of wonders, I made it all the way through and on business class yet! Could this be a sign ofthings to come?

I arrived early on the 26th (God! I am on such a roll!) at about 9:30pm Thai time and you would think that after that long flight, I would be ready for some sleep. You would be wrong. I can already feel the pull of Nana Plaza. Thankfully they fed me well on the plane, so I'm ready for a cold beer and some sweet thai snack.

Nana Plaza is a horse-shoe shaped complex with 3 levels of clubs. As you enter the horse-shoe at street level, on either side of you are beer bars. Inside the bars are girls sitting drinking ALL facing you hoping to catch your attention. Inside the complex at groundlevel are several other beer bars also filled with free-lancers hoping to catch your attention.

My first impulse was to shout out "Hola!", but thought better of it. I'm sure the girls are assuming I'm some rich Japanese guy. I hope to use this to my advantage. Oh! Did I bother to mention that I turned off my ethics sub-routines?

After doing a quick scan of the girls sitting outside (and there were some lovelies), I decided to take a quick check of the Hollywood Club on the first floor. My first take was that there were a damn lot of tall women in there. As I sat down and ordered my first beer, it was then I realized that I was in a Katoey bar (a nice mix of transvestites and transsexuals). Fortunately being from San Francisco, I was used to seeing this so my reaction was bemusement. I told my new "companions" that I was just going to finish my beer and then leave. They smiled back and left me alone.

My second stop was the Rainbow bar. It was here the main theme of my trip was established. The running gag in the movie "Escape from New York" was everyone kept telling the Kurt Russell character "I thought you was dead."

For me, it was being greeted in Japanese.

I sat quietly nursing 3 beers in a 2 hour period just watching and smiling. To my surprise I hadn't been approached by the mamasan bringing me a girl. It is usually their practice not to let the customer sit alone for too long. In a way I felt neglected and yet grateful that I could make my own choice. I was joined by Foon, what I called a "Keychain girl" because she look like she fell off of a keychain. She had a great smile and exceptionally playful in the bar, showing me her breasts, kissing me, and grabbing "Little Ray" (my name in thailand).

After a quick negotiation (something I kinda hate doing, but must to avoid any misunderstandings) we went to my hotel room. Ever full of angst I fully expected her playfulness to evaporate once the transaction began. We climbed into the shower to do our mutual cleaning. Just as we finished rinsing each other off, she dropped to her knees and gave me an excellent blow job.

After a quick towel down, we proceeded to the couch, where we necked for about 15 minutes before the phone began rining It was El Pelon. I'm not certain with the roar of testosterone flowing thru me, but I think I pretty much said "Now is not a good time."

Laughing Foon and I ended up in bed where she was quite acrobatic and compliant. I think her favorite position was on top, while doggy sent me into nirvana. With no regard for my neighbor I made a helluva lot of noise.

This was a good start.

04/27/01

Thanks to a series of mix-ups, it took El Pelon and me most of the day to connect. In a way it was just as well, I slept pretty well and needed it.

Because of this I was pretty much left to my own devices. After checking out several clubs on Soi Cowboy, I ended up in the infamous Thermae club. I scanned all the tall leggy women finding several prospects. Much to my chagrin I couldn't pick one. Instead I selected another Keychain girl even shorter than Foon. As we walked back to the hotel room I turned to look at her and looked right over her head...my god she was short and so cute.

In the grand tradition of Tomas, I was too inebriated to remember her name.

However I wasn't too inebriated to remember she gave me a bj in the tub, two in a row. The beauty of being with someone so small is the ease of moving her around. From basic missionary position, I was able to flip up on top of me. It was quite a vision to watch her bouncing up and down on me. I'm pretty certain we used every inch of that bed including part of the nightstand. I had to pick the phone back up afterwards.


04/28/01

This night is a prime example as to why I 'd better start exercising. I was in such pain that sex was out of question. Okay, throw in oppressive heat, exhaustion and beer nausea.

04/29/01

El Pelon & I attended a dance contest at the Pink Panther where we watched a competition of different go-go bar girls. Except for the qirls from the Long Gun club, Esmerelda of the old Hong Kong Club would have wiped up the competition.

I was so aroused by their performance, that I ended up taking a girl from that club. She had made her case by sticking her tongue in my mouth and my ear (in that order).

Sadly her performance in the room lacked the same fire and she did the unforgiveable, she hit me up for more money. I suspect she'll be the only Patpong girl this trip.

PT's Sojourn: Part 2...Honky Tonk Blues

04/30/01

This is El Pelon's last nite. For something a little different, we stopped by Long Gun Club (Soi Cowboy) where he picked a young lady he'd been with before. We went to, of all things, a movie (The Wedding Planner) and dinner. It was a pleasant evening and I wouldn't have missed it.

After I left the two "lovebirds" for the evening I found myself in the Thermae cruising like some tiny asian shark. I made eye contact with the girls I was interested in and avoided the others. Unlike the go-go bars, the quality of the girls (in both looks and performance) can be hit or miss. Still, there was a nice selection tonite and this is the girls' last chance to hook up with some baht.

Despite the nice selection, there just wasn't that spark and I didn't want to do a girl just for the sake of doing one. That was always a recipe for disaster.

Deciding that I'd had enough I started for the door, when an arm wrapped itself around me and I found myself wearing Sah, a sweet thai girl who was actually as tall as me. One look into her eyes and I felt that little spark, her hand on my crotch didn't hurt either. After each of us having a beer, we did a quick negotiation (careful not to let Little Ray have too much of a vote) and off we went.

After we showered and yet another in tub blowjob (what happened in the year I was gone?), we settled in on the couch to suck a little face. She was not the most ardent kisser, but the feel of her lips on mine was still quite nice. After about 20 minutes of foreplay, we got down to the serious business of orgasms. I'd always wanted to hang a girl over the end of a couch and do her from behind. Fantasy 1 realized. We finished with her sitting on me. She bounced frenetically while I nibbled on each of her hard nipples.

We never made it off the couch and I certainly hope the maids wiped down the coffee table.

05/01/01

This night was a prime example of imprecise thinking. After a night of drinking at both the Tilac, Rawhide and Long Gun Club, I decided that I would try the Thermae Lottery again.

As I stepped outside of the club, I found myself facing a heavy rain. Thinking with the least effective part of my brain (the drunk part) I decided to make a run for the Thermae.

Bad move. Despite my extensive martial arts training (11 lessons and a copy of Bruce Lee's "Enter the Dragon") I couldn't dodge all the drops. By the time I reached the Thermae, I was totally drenched. I suspect that even then I could still convince a girl to come with this drowned rat, but I was out of the mood.

05/03/01

A journey back to NEP found me in the Hollywood II club after a short stay in the Rainbow Club. My plan was to enjoy the Lesbian Show, grab dinner at the Nana Hotel and then head to Thermae. Nok changed that plan. Not the typical Thai Princess, she was a little more voluptuous and the proud owner of wide set brown eyes. I'm not sure if she really understood much of what I had to say, but she managed to laugh in the right places.

After agreeing on the price, we made the short trip back to my hotel room. To my surprise, she insisted on showering alone. She was the first girl this trip who insisted on this.

As we started our "time" together, I could sense that she was hoping to end this quickly. Nine beers assured me this would not happen. I discovered that laying with my head hanging off the edge of the bed makes me dizzy. I wonder how the girls handle it. During doggy position Nok kept grabbing at the headboard. I would have paid anything to have had a brass bed instead. When she climbed on top of me she ground into me mercilessly to bring me to orgasm. To my amusement, her extra effort to bring me to climax only served to increase her arousal. I was now on a mission to bring her to orgasm. I'm not absolutely certain, but I think I felt a shudder go through her as I fired into her.

Now I would like to believe that I accomplished this mission, but I also know that the Thai ladies are accomplished illusionists.

5/4/01

I took a little time to run errands today, including the more mundane things such as shopping, laundry, etc. I couldn't help noticing the large number of "older" gentlemen with younger girls. Thailand is where fantasy intersects reality in such a way that they don't actually touch.

Enough metaphysics. After my initial stay in Long Gun (quickly becoming my favorite bar), the dancer eluded me again. I feel a certain amount of frustration building. I know that once I get her alone she will see me as the guy who'll take her away from all this. I now have incentive to work hard and save my money.

Just kidding guys. She has that edgy quality I find irresistable, but it was not to be tonite.

Instead, I chose from Thermae a little cutie who turned out to be deaf. Working out the details was an interesting experience. I guess the universal sign for 'I want to have sex with you' is the horns gesture.

Poy is sweet looking like the girl next door, if you live next door to a thai neighborhood. In no way was the sex that hot passion guys seemed to crave. Instead it was sweet and tender. Afterwards as she lay asleep in my arms, I began to wonder what life in Thailand would be like. Memories of a conversation with an "English" teacher in the Long Gun scared me.

When she left the suite, she wore my black ribbed t-shirt which she had admired. Oh well, it looked better on her anyway.

I won't go with her again. If for no other reason, than the way she leaves me vulnerable.

PT's Thailand Sojourn-Rock'n Roll!!

5/5/01

Sat with EP's girl the whole nite. Made friends with all her friends. Suddenly I felt like I was part of some inner circle (NOT!). Still it was fun to sit among 5 girls and watch them interact. Squeals of laughter and delight as they joked with each other. I don't know for certain that they weren't laughing at me, but I'm pretty certain they weren't.

I made a pass through Thermae, but I decided to let this night pass.

5/6/01

A return to Long Gun in search of my elusive dancer. I'm beginning to feel like Leonard Nimoy in search of Bigfoot.

I spent the entire night sitting with Ling and another girl. Both were cute, sweet and attentive. My problem was that I had to choose one since I was pretty certain there would be no threesome with these two.

I chose the girl I'd sat with earlier in the week.

The sex was slow and sweet. Neither of us seemed in a hurry. In fact foreplay took nearly 35 minutes consisting of kissing, nipple nibbling and the ever popular oral sex. She had the softest lips and the most erotic gasp I'd ever heard. I was determined to satisfy her if for no other reason than to boost my own ego. I think I gained a hat size.

When she left the room, she had a hazy dazed smile on her lips and I had some small scratches on my shoulder.

5/7/01

This is a day where there is NO alcohol served in any of the bars. I was advised by the hotel bellboy that beer could be ordered for the room. Somehow that seemed both sad and immoral.

I decided that today would be the day for my massage. I walked to Annie's Massage and went thru the process of selecting a girl, Noi. She was cute in a slightly offbeat way.

There is no describing the sensation of having a soaped up body sliding up and down your own. Parts are being rubbed, blood flow is increased and the sexual appetite expands exponentially. I could have had a 100 beers in my system and I couldn't have delayed my orgasm.

It is quite a paradox to be both dirty and clean at the same time. An experience I intend to repeat.

5/8/01

My final day. I tried to nail down some last minute chores, send out email and have a nice lunch.

After all that I would finally indulge in a threesome fantasy at the legendary Eden Club.

Somewhere I must have really pissed off the weather god, because while I was dropping off my last gift purchases, the heavens opened up and just peed all over the earth. To my dismay, a small puddle formed over the floor of my bedroom.

Now the question begged, do I brave the torrential rain. See you in 90 minutes.

...Back...I am still struggling to find the words to describe the experience. It was both amazing and surreal.

Upon entering, it is a nondescript little bar narrow. Marc the owner greeted me, asking if it was my first time. When I answered yes, he gave a little FAQ sheet detailing the costs, and rules. There in Black and White is a no pay guarantee if you aren't satisfied. When I told him I was interested, he told me there would be a wait since the rooms were all full.

As I sat there waiting, I had to endurethe rantings of an American living in Singapore. He would continue to go on and on about how he hated Singapore, etc. I was beginning to wonder if I should come back later. I stayed.

Soon I was descended upon by two young ladies. Their names were Lek and Vivien(?), I swear to go that's what they told me. Their nicknames were "The Laughing Machine" and "Crazy Woman". They lived up to them. Vivien, at one point, looked at me and exclaimed "Oh my god! It's Tom Cruise." That became a running joke for the entire time.

Now they were not stunners but they endeared themselves to me by french kissing me, each other and groping me. We kept this up right up until the room opened up.

I selected a porn video for the room and off we went. After showering off, where they diligently cleaned me and themselves, we climbed onto a spacious bed with a nice assortment of pillows (which they put to good use). There I was treated to an ass licking (my first) and a bareback blowjob. The combination was incredible. After about 15 minutes of this, Vivien rode me for an additional 10 minutes, while Lek french kissed me. When Vivien pulled me on top of her, Lek treated me to a show with a dildo. That pretty much pushed me over the edge. I came hard, as did Vivien or so I believe. If she didn't, it was an academy award.

I collapsed on the bed while two girls showered off. I suddenly had doubts that I could perform again.

I tried to cry "no mas", but the girls wouldn't hear of it. They were on a mission. Did I mention that for a fixed price you get to have as much sex as your body will allow. Vivien proceeded to blow me again whil Lek tried to suck my face into her mouth. I reciprocated by playing with her clit. I gather she enjoyed it because she forced herself down impaling herself on my finger and humping. The sheer decadence of that, along with Vivien's ministrations pushed me over the top and I fired away into Vivien's mouth who proceeded to swallow. I was floored.

On wobbly legs I walked back into the shower and cleaned up again.

After resting, I was treated to a Lesbian strap on session. While Lek pumped away at Vivien, I kissed them alternatingly. While Vivien was screaming in orgasm, I was firing away into Lek's vacuum like mouth.

I was done in totality. We finished watching the remainder of the porno movie and then our time was up. To be honest, I couldn't have survived another session without my heart bursting from my chest.

After going back to my hotel room, I collapsed onto the bed, It took a sheer act of will to get up and go to the Long Gun for one last time.

Totally incapable of performing again, even at gunpoint, I made it clear to any girl sitting next to me that I was there for the floor show and a few beers. To my surprise, they remained at my side.

Midnight rolled around, I downed my beer and made my way to the door. To my left sat my dancer with yet another guy. We made eye contact and she smiled, and waved at me. What does it mean? I dunno....but I'm intrigued, the future can be a cruel mistress, but she is rarely boring.

That was the end of my trip.

Phil:

Great report.

only question, did you have to hold back any tears as the plane took off?


jai dee

Phil:

Excellent report. I too have been to most of the places that you mentioned. I can guarantee you TJ will never look the same again to you.

Pasathai:

I didn't cry, but there was an overpowering sense of melancholy not unlike what I felt my first time to Disneyland at closing time. The fantasy was about to end and I still hadn't nailed Cinderella yet. That's what I felt, a sense of unfinished business. Maybe that is what draws us back so quickly, that feeling that there is more waiting for us.

And Yes, I'm already thinking about the next trip.

Ezgab:

I try not to make comparisons for the simple reason that each place is what it is. For me both places are an opportunity for an adventure and god I love an adventure. Here's hoping there is always one more venue to explore.

Glad you enjoyed the report, altho I suspect I had more fun living it than you did reading it.

: )

Ptom

"On the whole, I'd rather be in Thailand"

Great story Ptom. And made the better for the sharing of your emotions instead of just a list of sucks and fucks.

PT,
Welcome back! Reading your posts made me feel as though I was there.What were the prices like?The Eden club sounds like an experience I'd like to try.Take care.
Harleyguy (dzonaguy)

Ptom - I am headed to BKK for a week beginning Aug 28th and your trip report will serve as my "bible". Great info and looking forward to following in your footsteps.

Will report when I return.

Buick,

I'll be in Bangkok around the same time. I'll be in Singapore until 9/2. I then fly to BKK and will be hanging around for a few days before heading south to Pattaya Beach. Maybe we can hook up and compare notes... (prog)

One of my favorite reports, from one of my favorite TJ amigos. PT, I hope things are going well for you.