Chapter Six: "Shit Puppets"

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By Blazers on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 10:52 am:  Edit

For those of you who haven’t figured it out, I have been naming my chapters after episodes of the greatest show in the world called "Trailer Park Boys". I did the same thing on a previous report. An artistic way of naming a chapter that has nothing to do with the story.

I received a text around 11am from my Manila girl saying she was going to AC to visit her sister on her day off from working at the mall. Good thing is that she would be leaving by 9pm so I can have fun after she leaves. I decided to meet her, her two sisters and her cousin at Shano's for lunch. I had not eaten there yet, it was hot as hell, and they have aircon. It's actually a nice oasis in AC as the bar is really well put together and huge. The waitress' all barfine as far as I could tell. One of the rare instances where a restaurant has girls you can barfine. One of them was flirting with me when my girl arrived with family in tow. I ordered chicken wings and nachos for everyone to snack on. The food arrived about 30 minutes later cold. I asked if they could warm it up and they did so. The wings were not spicy chicken wings, they were sweet BBQ wings. The nachos were soggy for some reason. The funny thing was that the girls didn’t want to eat the appetizers and instead just wanted bowls of plain rice.(I know many of you have seen this before) I told them they could order whatever they wanted so they didn’t feel shy about it but they insisted they wanted plain rice. It's the one thing that makes Filipinos Asian is that they love to eat rice, even with just soy sauce. The waitress kept screwing up our drink orders and even brought me Guinness one time when I asked for San Miguel Light. I am the easiest customer to please when it comes to restaurants but this place sucks. Tried them one more time before I left as the aircon is great and its close to Pacific Breeze but the results of their breakfast was even worse. Never again.

Decided it was a hot day and it would be fun to swim at the Wild Orchid pool and drink some beers. I really love this pool and my girl's sister was staying their with her bf and father of her child. I believe you can swim here as long as you order food and drinks or just drinks. I just went over by the seating area near the bar and just started ordering beer for me and lumpia for the girls. They didn’t ask me whether I was staying there. The bartender during the day is this real hottie with big tits. Took everything I had not to stare at her the whole time.

A little tangent here. One thing I noticed about AC is that the Aussie mongers have absolutely awful taste in women. I realize that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but they pick girls that have no business working at any bar. My theory was solidified when 3 middle aged Aussies had dates that looked like something you would have seen in an 18th century carnival. One girl was straight up cross-eyed. Not a lazy eye, all the way cross eyed. Another girl had a giant hairy mole in the middle of her cheek and the other girl had a growth that might have been a scar from the middle of her neck down to her chest. She looked like a Klingon..no bullshit. Now I know I am no handsome devil either, far from it but I guess I should be happy that there are charitable Aussies out there that will fuck a dog if it’s the right day. These guys were happy as hell so who am I to judge.

I had a blast hanging out at the pool all day and had to put on a ton of waterproof sun screen as I don’t get dark brown any more like when I was a kid. Now, I just get red when I stay too long in the sun. The pool area wasn’t too packed and we had a blast hanging out all day long. I was pretty buzzed when we left back to my room and we just passed out around 5pm. Woke up around 8pm for a long romp. We are getting more comfortable now in bed as she hasn’t worked in a long time and is a bit tight. Many of you will know her as she used to work at Rhapsody and many barfined her. I really dig her as a person but nothing serious to this point. A quality girl that I still keep in touch with.

Photos: Pool 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44

By Dallas on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 01:48 pm:  Edit

Blazers, Nice little LBFM you got there, good work.

By Khun_mor on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 09:59 pm:  Edit

Blazers
Nice to see LA again .
What is she doing these days ? She was indeed a sweetheart. My ex semi steady barfine Elena had a grudge match death fight going on with LA as they were clearly the two hottest girls in that place.

By Blazers on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 10:08 pm:  Edit

She just finished a 6 month contract working at the Mall of Asia in Manila and returned to college again in her home town of Sorsogon. Saw her on cam in her new school duds modeling for me as school starts in a week. Must have found a sponsor...good for her.

By Khun_mor on Friday, May 30, 2008 - 09:46 pm:  Edit

Agreed - Good for her to get out of the life. She is a bright fun young girl. If she has a sponsor he is a lucky guy - at least for a little while.

Mark the manager at Rhapsody had told me she would be coming back to the bar soon and would also be bringing her younger sister in tow. Now I would really like to meet her younger sister !!

Guess he was full of shit.

By Fooledagain1 on Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 06:11 am:  Edit

A lucky guy ??/@!??

His girl just ran off with Blazers, I wouldn't call that lucky !!!

I'd call that a foolish guy !!

By Portege on Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 11:21 am:  Edit

"Even though her and I are just friends, I would appreciate guys here not disclosing information in this report to her or any of her friends. If this report gets leaked to her then this will be my last report on this site."

Uh oh...it appears guys are starting to ask about her at Rhapsody. Im wondering if this will be Blazer's last report on this site.

By Khun_mor on Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 02:12 pm:  Edit

Why would Blazers stop posting? It was Blazer's that mentioned she used to work at Rhapsody. Both of us have said said she is no longer working working and Blazers has stated specically she is back at home in college. What kind of idiot would go into the bar asking for her?? How would they ask in the first place? They have no name to use.

Waitress -
Is that small brown skinned cute girl still working here ??

By Quilombo on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 07:26 am:  Edit

Great pix Blazers. Looks like fun in the sun to me...

By Xenono on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 12:43 pm:  Edit

It looks like being out of the bar scene has done wonders for her figure. She has slimmed down a lot since the photos I took of her. She was eating a little too much Palabok back then.

Nice photos of her.


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