After a couple of hours of sleep, I flew from St. Petersburg to Riga. Once I’d settled into my magnificent apartment, got some local currency, bought a SIM card and did some grocery shopping, it was time for a nap. When I woke up, my apartment was nice and cozy. It was cold and raining outside. Nah! I didn’t fancy going out tonight.
I checked out some of the escort sites and chose my favorites. Nobody picked up the phone. Oh, well! I had 2 full days left to put Latvia on the map.
Second Day
Lady Lux
When I woke up early afternoon, my room felt like a sauna. With the heating on full blast, it was 31°C in my apartment!
It was nice and sunny outside as well. Time to explore the neighborhood. The cafés on Caka St. were near my apartment. They were closed in the afternoon. After grabbing a bite to eat, I wandered back to my apartment, surfed to the Lady Lux site and started calling the girls who tickled my fancy.
Bella was my favorite. She spoke good English and charged 70 LVL for an hour. But she only kissed her boyfriend and wasn’t impressed when I suggested I could be her boyfriend for an hour. She only gave CBJs and wouldn’t agree to pictures. No deal!
When I asked Lana if she spoke English, she replied: “Sorry. No. No. Bye!”
Stefania picked up the phone, but had no reply to my “Hello”. She wouldn’t take my calls after that.
Lera sounded unfriendly and wouldn’t agree to kissing.
Renate charged 50 LVL an hour. Kissing depended on the customer. She didn’t do outcall, but sent me an SMS with her address, which was just a short walk from my place. Renate was a reasonably attractive blonde, but she wouldn’t agree to pictures, not even when I offered her a tip.
Sexy Lady
When I got back to my apartment, I switched to the Sexy Lady site. Every time I called a number, I heard the message: “Sorry. The incoming calls are barred for this customer”. WTF?
Sjuzanna
When I called Sjuzanna, who advertizes on ISG, she informed me her rate was 200 EUR an hour. When I replied she was a very expensive girl, she hung up on me.
Caka St.
Maxims
It was 9 PM by now. I was hungry and checked out the cafés on nearby Caka St. after dinner.
My first stop was Maxims, a bar with a big red letter M outside. It turned out to be just a regular bar, with only 2 couples inside.
Sex Shop
I checked out a sex shop with a small bar in the back. Apart from the shop girl/waitress, there was nothing but a few guys.
Buda Cafejnica
One fat blonde looked lonely and desperate for company. She wasn’t my type. Apart from her, only couples and single guys were in attendance.
Café Mara
Closed!
Streetwalkers
I walked over to the Pernavas St. - Jana Asara St. – Tallinas St. triangle. I spotted a few streetwalkers – they were my age!
I had a final drink in the lively Pietura Kalns bar. Nothing but old hags!
Struck Out
It was 3 AM by the time I got back to my apartment. I still hadn’t gotten laid. 1 day left!
Final Day
Escorts Latvia
When I woke up early afternoon, it was bloody raining again! I had to get photographic evidence of my visit to Riga, so I decided to try the expensive Escorts Latvia agency. Unlike most other escort sites, all the girls show their face on the Internet.
While the site is freely accessible outside of Latvia, you have to call the owner Chris to obtain the password before you can access the site from within Latvia.
My favorite was wannabe model Sandra. She sounded perfect, but wasn’t available. I sent Chris an e-mail, requesting a pretty young face who wasn’t opposed to pictures and liked French kissing. He replied that most of his girls weren’t on the site because they were too shy and that none would allow pictures. French kissing is an “unusual request” as well!
Considering his reply, I guess the Internet pictures are just bate and that most of the Internet girls aren't actually available. Paying the premium prices this agency charges might be worth it if the girls actually provided good service (DFK, BBBJ, GFE...). But you must be out of your mind to pay ridiculous prices for the kind of lousy service you can get from any old hoe in Riga.
Sintia Escorts
I called Sintia Escorts, which had an ad on the Sexy Lady site. They charged 75 LVL an hour. None of the girls would agree to pictures or kissing.
Zvaignzu Salon
The previous day, as I dialed a number from the Lady Lux site, I got through to the Zvaignzu salon. When I walked over there, I was introduced to a hot & tall short-haired blonde, a pretty blonde with pony-tails wearing a miniskirt, a good-looking brunette and a fat blonde. Good selection and reasonable prices at 60 LVL/hour.
Alas! Quotes like “Do you know how many guys come in here wanting to take my picture?” and “I don’t kiss customers. They’re not my boyfriend” say everything you need to know about the attitude of spoilt and stuck-up Latvian hoes.
Sex Shop Revisited
After avoiding the scary-looking creature on the corner of Zvaignzu and Pernavas, I walked back towards my apartment. When it started raining heavily, I sought refuge in the sex shop. The only other customer was a drunk local. Even after he went out in the soaking rain to buy the waitress a flower, she still refused to serve him any more alcohol.
Exclusive Escort
Mila / Katia
Back to the phone! Mila wouldn’t kiss or give BBBJs but... she would allow pictures.
I rushed out, but couldn’t find a taxi in the pouring rain. A woman taxi driver finally showed pity on me. Mila was busy when I arrived. After she’d sent me directions by SMS, I made my way up the stairs. Another guy was closely following me, carrying a couple of bottles of champagne. He was going to the same apartment...
Mila showed us both in. I was asked to wait in the kitchen, while she finished off a customer. The other guy made himself comfortable in the living room and played with the dog. He told me that 5 girls worked in this apartment. Only Katia was currently present.
Mila’s Internet pictures showed a gorgeous blonde. Brunette Katia wasn’t much to look at. But she did keep her promise, and allowed me to take her picture. I was almost trembling as I pulled the trigger!
Katia gave me a CBJ. She lacked any conviction as she was mechanically riding my dick. Her urging me to come all the time was truly annoying. Horrible service!
But at least I got a picture to show for my time in Riga.
Photo: Katia 14
Katia left the room as I was getting dressed and came back saying that someone had stolen her money. She hides her earnings in the kitchen, where I’d been sitting while waiting until she was ready to see me. Katia threatened to call “a man”...
The other foreigner came to my rescue and paid her the missing sum. Katia unlocked the door...
Raining Again!
After processing my pictures, I figured I might head to the Roxy Club on a Saturday night. But it wouldn’t stop raining and I’d had enough of Riga. Having accomplished my “Mission Impossible”, I couldn’t wait to get out of this shithole!
Loso