This was my 5th trip to the Land of Smiles.
Decided to go directly to Pattaya instead of taking a few days in Bangkok as I had done in the past.
Took an evening Southwest non stop from MCI to LAX.
Claimed my one bag and rechecked it at the EVA counter. This would be my first time flying halfway around the world in economy class. I booked the ticket at the end of March for $863 RT no frequent flyer credit.If I was to wait another few weeks the price would have been about $200 more due to increasing fuel prices.
When we were ready to board, we were loaded into a large bus and driven to a remote gate and then up a series of ramps into the 777 aircraft. I lucked out as economy was only about half full and I laid claim to 3 seats across for myself.
About an hour into the flight we were served a small but decent dinner of fish, rice, baby bok choy, a small Caesar salad and some fresh melon.
I dropped an Ativan (Valium family) and put on my eye shade. Woke up we were past Alaska. I pissed and went back to sleep. Awoke again we were over the North China Sea. God bless modern medicine!
I caught the wiff of coffee brewing and asked one of the flight attendant clones to bring me a cup.
We landed in Taipei about 30 minutes early, like 4:30AM local time. I had almost 4 hours to kill so I headed for the transit hotel. They offer a 3 hour rate for about $US35 so I was looking forward to a shower and stretch out. Well the desk person tells me the 3 hour rate is only valid from 9 AM to 9PM. Full day rate is like $105 so I pass.
The stores and restaurants opened at 6AM and I had a nice meal of dim sum, a bun with red bean paste and a bubble tea. It came to $10(cash) but by paying with my mastercard it came out closer to $8.(BTW, the capital one card has no foreign exchange fees)
I headed to my departure gate C-3 , which is the Hello Kitty gate. Kind of like a mini Disney with an overdose of Kitty,cartoons, music, a Hello Kitty gift shop, playground, a bit much at 7AM
Short 3 hour flight to Bangkok, long line at Immigration, claimed my bag and Mr. Tiger's man Hector was waiting for me for the drive to Pattaya. I have used Mr. Tiger's Limo in the past, reliable,1200 B inclusive and a nice Volvo sedan.
This year I chose to stay at Ma Maison at the Beach Road end of Soi 13. I like that location, they offered a pool which is mandatory for me, Complimentary WIFI, a/c, frig/minibar.
Rooms are ok, a bit dated, service is tops, maid service excellent, never had to sign in a guest.
Only 32 rooms , paid about US$38 night.
Took a much needed nap and headed out on my first night.Walked down to Soi 8 and began the prowl, I was horny as a toad. Walked by one bar and a bunch of girls were dancing out front. Spotted Em, slim with a flat stomach and actually a few abs showing.I bought her a drink and she played pocket pool with my balls. That was enough , paid bar and hopped a Baht bus. She was excellent in bed and left a few stains on my sheets, but thats ok.
Photo: Em
Woke up and had no idea where I was. I walked down to the Lek for breakfast, I know a lot has been said about the low end buffets at the Lek, but for 110 baht to get a full breakfast buffet for less than a coffee at Starbucks says a lot. As I was getting my coffee, I noticed the spoon in the big bowl of sugar had a logo on it from EVA Airways.
Now that's class.
Took a long walk from Soi 13 down Soi Diana, across Metro past Lolas* and The Hell Club, and down Soi Bukhuo (sp) alll the way to Central Rd.
What is that smell?
Hit the beer bars at the footof walking street where the new beer garden is. Stopped in one near the boxing ring. Watched some guys kick the snot out of each other and played a few games with Kuang. I thought she was very cute and spoke decent English for a girl of 19.
Photo: Kuang
Took her back to the hotel, not the best in bed but very fun to hang with and a really nice body. Perfect firm tits and that incredible skin tone I have only found on Thai girls. We did boom boom and watched a crazy Thai horror flick on TV.
I think it was called "4"
Walked her back to Beach Rd to catch a moto it was close to 2AM, I got propositioned about 5 times in a half a block after she left.
This weekend was pre-elections and the bars closed at 6PM on Friday. I was shocked when I headed down a dark Soi 6 on a Friday night. Well there was still fun to be had and I grabbed a cutie on the street and took her up to a ST room. Despite the pitiful room it was a good session.
Next day did the lunch special at Lólita's.
Diet Coke and a blowjob. I love that place.
Back up to Walking Street beer bars tonight, couldn't resist and bar fined Kuang again.
I like the new shops at Avenue which were not complete when I was last in Pattaya. Especially the 24hr. Villa market and the lunch counter restaurant. They have a decent 58 baht breakfast, good coffee, eggs bacon, toast and juice.
I got to know the day shift a girl, a ladyboy and a skinny spiked hair who I couldn't identify the gender. i also discovered that the Diana Hotel has a similarly priced breakfast (and dinner) buffet which is much nicer than the Lek and in an air conditioned area.
Saturday and the bars are closed. I figured all thosegirls have to go somewhere and I was correct. Beach Road was packed with providers. I spotted Kai who was small, cute and I verified her ID.
She is a gogo dancer and we did a short time for 500B . This was a real short time, I mean by the time I came and got the condom off, she was almost dressed. Good session though and what a fine specimen. No photo opportunity.
In the same cluster of Beer Bars at the foot of Walking Street where I met Kuang, I stumbled on a little prize by the name of Saa.
For the first time ever, the mamasan asked me to pay up front. I told her no and she agreed. Seems Saa is very new to the business. Anyway she was no new girl starfish, in fact just the opposite, GFE all the way.
Photo: Saa
Next day I was having breakfast at the Villa market. It is a rectangular counter that is long on 2 sides with maybe 25 chairs on each side then about 8 chairs on the short side. The remaining end is the kitchen area.
Anyway, I was sitting on the short end and glance down on the floor and notice there are 2 large containers of cooking oil. Well they began to move
so i am watching as they move out toward the center of the floor seemingly by themselves. So from under the counter comes the girl employee, she was laying under the counter on a cardboard taking a nap.TIT, I was laughing my ass off.
On 2nd road between Soi 13 and Soi 13-1 I had seen this dog in the past. He is white and very fat.
Someone tried to paint the poor thing purple, a botched attempt. Later the following week he had been shampooed, and the offending dye was gone
There is a cluster of beer bars on Soi Diana across from the disco Papagallo. I took Noi one night, very pretty and a good performer. The photo is blurry because I took it in the hotel hallway and the light was poor.
Photo: Noi
Next day hooked up with Gurock1 at the Beer Garden in the afternoon, we shot the crap and exchanged war stories. Good meeting you.
Had an afternoon delight on Soi 6 with this unnatural blonde. I thought she was cute with her braces and Hello Kitty hair clip . I noticed the room was adorned with photos of Japanese girls.
Whatever....
Photo: Unnatural Blonde
No trip to Pattaya is complete without a soapie so I cruised the 3 Sabai's and ended up at the one closest to Soi 1 and Noo, #121. I was lucky because she was awesome. Very cute, tight body, and a class A performer.
Next day returned to Lolas* for the lunch special and ran into Gurock1 again with his buddy, just off the plane Happy Monger. Again, pleasure meeting both of you.
All in all I spent 19 nights in Pattaya, many Thai massages, I like Happy Fingers at the corner of Soi Diana and 2nd rd. Several foot massages,one soapie, 4 trips to Lólita's ( Maem twice, good stuff), 2 Beach Raod girls , no go go girls.
I booked a taxi from a Kiosk on 2nd Road. A middle aged woman showed up in a Toyota sedan to drive me. Her name was Oy and she was very nice. Only a little scary as a driver.
Until next time..... Baddog