When Moondog is in town he usually sets up a dinner with other visiting hombres,and Adriana the Webmistress for Platynum and various other sites. Several weeks ago Dog and Adriana made reservations at Estilo Campo, a restaurant in Puerto Madero not far from Adriana s office.

Two weeks before the dinnner.

I like to make plans well in advance. So I had phoned a new amiga, Eliana, from the United States several weeks ago to set up a date for toda la noche. She told me her birthday was the night before, so we could continue the celebration. Bueno, I thought, this could be fun...

Thursday before the Friday night dinner

I phone Elians on Thursday to wish her happy birthday and to confirm our date....Her mother and sister were in town from Mendoza she informed me, so Friday was out....No problem, I thought...

I phone my ex favorita with whom I had spoken earlier in the week. She had told me she wanted to see me and talk about things. Without hesitation She accepted my offer to go out to
dinner and talk afterward....bueno.....

3 pm Friday, the day of the dinner

Just to be sure I phoned my ex favorita again at 3PM to confirm...no es posible, she informed me. Sick child. One of my ex s less enduring qualities is her lack of consideration for others...so had I not called she probably would have simply stood me up....no problem, I thought,

I have a short list of phone numbers from girls I want to see for the first or second time....no luck reaching any of the three, but I left two phone messages...something will turn up, I thought...

Friday 4 pm

Meanwhile, I headed over to Cafe Orleans at 4 PM to meet a group of hombres and check out possible dates....I met several nice guys, but the one chica I found attractive was already booked with Moondog for the evening....

Friday 6 pm

So, back to the hotel to try the chicas on my short list one more time....no luck....so at 6 I head to Cutty Sark, on of the few chica bars open early...no chicas, none, are at work....Julio, the bartender, just shrugs, and says maybe later....

Friday 8 pm

I go back to the hotel and take a nap....at 10 till 8 I still have not heard from the chicas with whom I have left a message, so I head back to Cutty Sark....determined to grab the first cute chica who shows up.....

4 girls have come on duty....10 guys are sitting in the bar...and not one of them is in a hurry to buy a drink for the 4 available girls, which should tell you something about their looks....none better than a 6, and that is with a very generous curve......

I sip my Cuba Libre and wait...dinner is at 8 30...it is now 8 15....and the restaurant is about a 10 minute cab ride away.....looks like my luck is running out, I am thinking while anxiously watching the door in the hope that the girl of my dreams will walk in....

At 8 40 Celeste saunters in...slim, youngish, girl next door type in her early 20s....just my type....not exactly the girl of my dreams, but she will do....what follows is the fastest pick up in the long and storied history of Cutty Sark....she walks by, still dressed in her street clothes...I stop her and ask her to share a drink with me...one drink is required, or <i would simply have grabbed her hand and said come on baby, we are going.....

Hi my name is ezy I tell her...Soy Celeste, she replies prepared to settle in for a get acquainted chat while I decide If I want to take her out for the evening....She must have been surprised when I said..that s nice, look I don t have time for much chit chat...I am late for a fiesta and want you to go with me as my date....I don t have time to negotiate...300 pesos, TLN, si or no....por supesto she says, and we head for the door...as we are leaving Gisella, one of my exs good friends walks in .....as I pass her I say...no soy un perro, es la culpa de su amiga...I am no dog, it is the fault of your girl friend that I am here frantically searching for a date....she busts out laughing....

Friday 9 pm. Celeste and I arrive about half an hour late...whew....Moondog asks how long we have known each other...5 minutes, I respond....a slight exaggeration since by this time I have know celeste for a good 17 minutes...good dinner, but Celeste worries me slightly when she tells me she is a good Catholoic with valores and is only doing this cause she needs the money...I ask if she can forget she is a good girl for this one night....her response is a sly grin.... we discuss my flight, and she tells me one of her fantasias is el sexo in the bathroom of a plane...Surprise, thats one of my fantasies too...and I add I also like to idea of el sexo in an elevator...turns out this is one of her other fantaises as well...As we are nearing time to leave, SF Hombre, seated to my left whispers that he has dropped his viagra on the floor and wonders if he can borrow some of mine. I have a 100mg tablet handy, so I place it on the table and cut it in half...my half goes sailing across the table and lands in the sauce surrounding my pink salmon....SF hombre grins as <i fish mine out of the sauce....

When I feel the effects of my viagra starting to kick in...I give Moondog enough pesos to cover my share of the dinner....and Celeste and I head back to Howard Johnsons....on the way she tells me she likes the idea of sex in a taxi tambien....and strokes me in just the right spot....we arrive at the hotel and while we did not have sex as Bill Clinton defines sex (blow jobs are not sex according to Bill) we did have a very nice ride to the 11th floor, with Celeste on her knees in front of me performing what felt like a sex act, regardless of what Bill says...

Celeste does a slow strip for me once we arrive in the room, followed by a very nice session
.....Celeste falls asleep and wakes with a start at 7....an hour after she told her ninera she would return...so a couple of quick photos and she is out the door.....and I have added a new phone number to my short list....

Sometimes when plans fall apart, what follows is a nice substitute.....

Ezy,
Glad to hear you are off the favorita wagon and back in the saddle (to use two cliches in one sentence). That's agreat visual picture-no not your elevator ride- the flying viagra...
Best, Nomar

We had a great time, with a cast of characters that included EZY, Canperdido, SF_Hombre, Hacker and his buddy and dates, Gentlemn99, Asian Traveller, and BA_Robert. James Bond showd up later, and there was another gentleman there as well whose handle escapes me right now. Adriana, from www.escorts-agrentina.com was the perfect hostess as always. One of the girls from the website was having a birthday as well at a nearby table, so we stopped by for a visit after or dinner was finished. Ricardo, the owner of www.platynum.com.ar and www.escorts-argentina.com was hosting that party as well.

My date and I had already had a great session before dinner. She had to get up early and was not feeling well, so after dinner I put her in a taxi and headed out to the clubs. My date was a very pretty girl, but as the alcohol increased, so did my perception of a beautiful woman. For the first time ever, when I looked at the photos the next morning, I deleted them.

The next day a few of us met for lunch, and all regarded the evening before as a great time.

We will do this again.

Thanks guys,

Moondog

Ha, ha. Sounds like a good time was had by all. Wish I could have been there. Keep the lights on for me. I'll be there next week.

Moondog, I laughed pretty hard at your "i deleted them" comment. I think we've all kind of been in that situation before.

Would be say that Moondog was `moonstruck`?

CP

Big time. The sad part is that I turned down a beautiful girl who had agreed to photos. Oh well, live and learn. But do we ever learn when thinking with the little head?

Moondog