I originally posted this on RedSnake.

Costa Rica Trip Report – 9\23-10\1 – Part 1 of 3

A little bit about myself; I have just ended a 10-year marriage in which I was 100% monogamous. My only mongering experience was 2 recent and very good sessions with a local escort (very GFE, paid for 2 and got 5-6 each time). (Thanks for the TBD link NCSnake)

Obviously this was my first trip to Costa Rica and I wasn’t quite sure what to expect. Lucky for me “nononsense” was there and showed me the ropes. You sir, are quite the gentleman.

As “nononsense” eloquently said after my first Blue Marlin experience, “Dan, you were like a kid in a candy store”


I arrived in CR and took a cab (solo) to the Presidente. The fare was $10. I was checked in and confirmed that I was to receive the TSM rate. I called nononense to let him know that I arrived and to find out when we would depart to the “show” at the Park. He told me that I had time for a shower and a beer. I then found out that he was in the next room, so as my luggage was being brought in, I knocked and introduced myself to nononsense and another monger “B”.

I showered and then talked to nononsense for a little while. Then it was off to the show.

The Park Hotel – wooohooooo……sit at the bar gentlemen and be very nice to the bartenders…….you may get one of the oil bottles……it was like every one else said and needs to be experienced at least once. It is one thing to read about “oiling up chicks with dildo’s” and another to experience it.

After the show, we all departed separate ways, nononsense to Key Largo, “B” to ????(sorry “B” I forgot where you went) and I and a few other guys went to the Blue Marlin. (nononense showed up a little later saying the action at KL was slow). Nononsense then gave me the lowdown on how it worked there…..I can gladly say that I was a quick learner….

The Blue Marlin – WOW! What a cool place. There are so many hot looking babes in there. There are a few 9 and 10’s…and quite a lot of 6-8’s….just depends on YOUR taste. I hooked up with three 8-9’s (IMHO). The only bad thing, was that only one was a GFE. The other 2 were enjoyable but business like. (no kissing) oh well sometimes that can be fun too. My rubber broke on one of them and she freaked out more than I did. She asked for some money for the clinic not sure why, maybe to take an anti pregnancy pill….any way I saw her a few days later and she gave me a hug and a kiss and told me all was well.


Costa Rica Trip Report – 9\23-10\1 – Part 2 of 3

Cost Rican Nights (Escort) – I had 2 dates through Richard and I was very happy with both of them. The first one was sight unseen, basically I took his word for her. He did tell me that if I was disappointed in any way I was to call him and he would straighten it out. I ended up taking this one with me to the “beach” in Matapalo for 3 days. I met with Richard the following day to get an idea about the other girls. “R” went with me. We looked at his photo album and picked out a couple of girls. Once again “R” and I were happy with our choice. “R” picked another girl and took her to Matapalo as well. If you wish to get in touch with Richard use his beeper number. He should get back to you within 10 minutes. (I beeped him 5-6 times and was quite surprised at how quickly he got back to me). Make sure you mention that I pointed you in his direction…..I plan on using him in the future and a few brownie points will go a long way. His beeper number is 506-296-5656….dial the last 7 if you are in San Jose. Tell them that you have a message for “Costa Rican Nights” (all the op’s spoke English). Leave him your name, your hotel name and room number and he will get back to you. He has a wealth of knowledge on CR and will willingly share it with you. (I also called him from the states and he called back within 10 minutes)

Matapalo – (spent 3 days here) This place is located on the OSO Peninsula south of Puerto Jimenez and across the bay from Golfito. It is the home of the last low land rain forest and has more diversity than any other Park in CR. The travel agent that I used resides in Puerto Jimenez and speaks “excellent English” I would recommend that anyone traveling within CR use her. Send me an email and I will give you the info. (I used the girl at the President to book my flights and even asked twice if there was a national rate for Tico’s to fly and was told no. Well 2 hours after I booked my flights she said “Sorry” (she was sincere). She then informed that the only way I could get the discount was to go directly to the Airline. It was about $60….I wrote it off). Matapalo is a surfers dream, and an outdoorsman’s dream, you really rough it out there…no phones, no ac, some places have no electricity……we used a 2 way radio to order supplies…..It was a blast….we hiked up to a waterfall and on the way say a couple of troops of monkeys…hell one troop came cruising over the top of the house we were staying in…we also had (daily) flocks of Toucans, Macaw’s and pelicans pass by. We stayed at the Casa LaFamilia ($185 a night for the entire house 3 stories). The house was only lacking AC and hot water other than that it was pretty nice. Email me for details.


Costa Rica Trip Report – 9\23-10\1 – Part 3 of 3

Let me say that CR is a great place to go after ending any long (hell for that matter short) term relationship.

Presidente – It is well worth the money especially with the discount. It’s a little noisy right now but who goes to CR to sleep…The staff is courteous and professional. The breakfast buffet is pretty damn good. Oh yeah, bring a wash cloth or 2 and a bar of soap. There are no washcloths and the soap is about a ¼ inch thick and the size of half-dollar. You have a great view from the café.

Piano Bar – As my buddy “R” said “It’s not the Piano bar it’s the NO Piano bar”. This little bar is across the street from the Presidente and has the coldest beer in CR and some pretty cute waitresses. This place has an even better view of the street than the Prez.

The store- There is a little store located up the street from the Prez; (about 5 minutes). There is a pastry shop right in front. You can get water, Gatorade (hangover remedy) and other necessities including underwear and socks!

Laundry- The Prez’s rates are as high as a hotel in the states. However there is a dry cleaner \ laundry mat not far from the hotel. Leave the Prez as if you were heading to the BM, instead of turning left at the corner, turn right follow this until you hit the next street. Look across the street and to the right and you will see the laundry mat. Depending on your Spanish skills you may want to have someone spell out that you want your clothes washed not dry cleaned….

Day dates- I didn’t do any but think that is a good way to start your day. If ou find a girl you like ask her to come back the next morning or afternoon.

The Costa Rican people were friendly and easily approachable. I encountered no problems on my way to and from the Del Ray. (2 nights I was pretty hammered)

I’ll be in San Diego in 2 weeks and want to do the TJ thing Sat\Sun\Mon. Anybody want to show me the ropes? I’ll buy you a beer and a taco or 2 or vice versa.

Please email or post any questions that you may have.

MilkManDan