Photo: Launa

10.07 Copacanbana Brazil, Bluelight and Fernada(real name Luana) are walking along the beach stopping and taking pictures of the cows.

For the next 7 months Luana and I exchanging emails and pictures and tell stories. We talk about families, friends, Help, and taking a vacation together. We make plans to visit Foz Da Iguacu. I send her over to Don's office to select the plane tickets and times. Don found a great deal $685 for plane tickets for both of us and $65 a night at the Best Western. I was really pleased, great travel times.

05.08 Bluelight is getting off the airplane and Luana and Roberto are waiting for me. The plan we agreed to is to spend Saturday, Sunday, and Monday in Copa. Then Tuesday morning Luana and I are flying to Foz Da Iguacu for 3 nights to visit the famous waterfalls.

Saturday afternoon Luana who has somehow learned to speak English in 7 months is acting as my translator and guide. As unlikely as it might seem, Luana's parents are having some sort of family celebration Saturday night and Luana has to go home for it. Undeterred, my first night in Rio I'm going to be solo. Before she leaves, she wants to take the new camera I brought her out to the beach and take some pictures. As everyone who has ever been to Rio knows, I'm getting set up here. As we walk in front of Help a kid runs up behind Luana and grabs the camera out of her hand and takes off. This kid must be related to Moses because the whole crowd of people just parts into 2 crowds with a path right down the middle for him to run aways. Not 1 person attempted to slow him down even. Luana is just heartbroken, her new camera and the beautiful pictures she just took across the street are gone forever. It's ok, you can have my camera I tell her. Oh that made her happy. So back to the Princess Hotel we go to say our good byes. Having not slept the night before, little Bluelight wasn't up to the deed and Luana left unsatisfied in a carnal way. 8pm I'm out and Luana is gone.

Sunday morning Luana arrives at 8am!! 8am!! I couldn't believe it. Anyway, little Bluelight is happy to see her but Luana is hungry and tired. Little Bluelight is going to have to wait she tells him. Off we go for breakfast. For some reason I can't remember, Little Bluelight never got to come out and play until just before we leave for dinner Sunday night. Luana was tired and hungry and really didn't want to make the Little Bluelight happy. She also didn't like any touching, biting, kissing, or anal sex. I'm thinking I've found the only GDP gringa in Copa. With an unhappy Little Bluelight, we head off to find a Sushi restaurant. The taxi takes us to Little Tokyo, which was ok if you like raw fish. Luana completed the sushi for 2 plate of 52 items. Once back in the hotel, Luana has an announcements for me and Little Bluelight: No sex on a full stomach! Off to sleep for the 2nd night in Rio and Little Bluelight still hasn't been happy.

Writer's comment: Does anyone here think at this point that I'm paying Luana? Is she working?

Monday morning awake at 9am and we have to hurry to get the free breakfast she tells me. Breakfast closes at 10am. Well, I don't like breakfast but why start a fight over it now. Little Bluelight will be
taken care of after she eats. Because you know breakfast is the most important meal of the day she tells me. I'm thinking making Little Bluelight happy should be the most important meal of the day. After breakfast we don't have time for that she tell Little Bluelight, we are going to the zoo today. Now I'm never been to the Rio zoo, Luana hasn't either and we should get going right away. Ok, lets go find Roberto and he'll take us. On the way we stop bye to say good morning to Don and Ken. Don informs us that the zoo is closed on Mondays. Now its time for Little Bluelight? No, its time to walk down the beach and go shopping. hmmmm..... On the way back to the hotel we walk bye the movie theater and watch Speed Racer. Luana really likes the movie. Little Bluelight was thinking we are in a movie theater all alone on a Monday afternoon, this would be a good time to get a notch on the belt. Sex in a theater - Luana didn't think that was such a good idea, hands off. The movie was longer then I expected and we were late for dinner. I had invited one of Luana's friends to join us for dinner at The Palace. I can't remember her name now, but I've seen her photo on CH a couple of times. Tiny little blond. Dinner is great and we all walk back to "what's her name” apartment so she can change and go to Help. We are all going to Help and dance the night away. Little Bluelight is thinking a 3-way tonight. 11pm and Luana announces that she is tired and we should go back to the hotel. Has anyone ever met a GDP that is tired at 11pm? I sure haven't until this one. So no Help. No 3-way. I asked Luana if she had a full stomach tonight? Well, yes but she'll make Little Bluelight happy tonight. Once in the hotel Luana strips nakid and jumps in bed. Again, I get the lecture no touching, biting, kissing, or anal! This girl just isn't any fun. After about 10 minutes of fucking, she asks if I'm finished? Finished?? We just started! Well hurry up I'm tired she says. That was the end of Little Bluelight. He didn't want to play anymore after that. The Princess Hotel was ok, $200 a night. One night there was a party in the rooms next to our. They were still going at dawn. They were loud. The hotel did nothing. I wouldn't stay there again.

Writer's comment: Does anyone here think at this point that I'm paying Luana? Is she working?

Tuesday morning we wake up and have to be the airport at 8am, Roberto is waiting outside and off we go. No problems anywhere, Luana is really excited. We land in Foz and Vivi is waiting for us. Vivi is the tour guide that Don hired for us. She will be available 24hr a day for anything we need, 150R + the tour prices. But the great part is that she is the same age as Luana and they hit it off like sisters right away. Vivi is a fox, has a 4 yro son and is on her 3rd husband. Speaks English, French, and Spanish. Its about 1pm and we are going directly to the waterfalls from the airport. All I can say is awesome! We notice that Wednesday even there is full moon dinner at the falls. We sign up right there, this is going to be great. After the falls, Luana tells me she it is very hot and she didn't bring any warm weather clothes. She would like to go shopping and buy some new shorts. Ok, to mall we go and buy a R60 pair of jean shorts and a couple of shirts! That evening we go out to dinner and back to the hotel for great round of sex. After the 1st round and again no touching, biting, kissing, or anal sex we start talking. Honestly just between you and me, sex with this girl is really boring. She is just there. Where's the wild sexy Brazilian I fell for last October I wondered? So I asked her? Her answer floored me. Luana, “ I don't like sex. I don't need men. I have my family, casa, and dog. I work when I want to. I don't need anyone.” I told her she was in the wrong job if she didn't like sex. That wasn't such a great idea. She was finished for the night.


Writer's comment: Does anyone here think at this point that I'm paying Luana? Is she working?

Wednesday morning we are suppose to hook up with Vivi at 9am, 7:30 Luana is up and wanting to go eat breakfast. No time for sex, breakfast is the most important meal of the day she tells me. The Best Western has a typical breakfast spread included with the room. So we eat and get ready for our day in Argentina side of the falls. We meet Vivi in the lobby and she tells us how the day will go. Once Luana hears we will be in the water she wants a new bikini. Back to town to buy a new bikini. Luana puts the bikini on under her clothes and off we go to Argentina. About an hour later we get to the park and start hiking in. Everything is amazing. We spent about 5 hours walking around and taking pictures with my camera. On the way out, we get in the boat and drive down the river back to the parking lot. There was a detour under the falls on the way – it really felt good. We head back to the hotel to change, tonight is the full moon dinner back on the Brazilian side of the falls. The plan for tomorrow is to go to Paraguay. Once back at the hotel, Vivi is going to wait for us to change before taking us back to the park. We get into the room and Luana drops the bombshell on me, “Can you give me my money before we go to Paraguay tomorrow?” I thought I miss understood her and asked her to repeat. “Can I have my R$1200 tonight to spend in Paraguay?” “What R$1200?” I ask? “The money I would of made at Help if I wasn't with you.” she answers. I didn't know what to say. Luana had assumed she would be getting R$300 a day while she was with me. The first day she meet me at the airport she didn't want any money before she left that night. When I had asked her about money in the email discussions we had, she never asked for anything. We had agreed I would pay all her expenses and give her some spending money while we were gone. There wasn't any mention of how much. She assumed it would be R$300 per day. I was thinking about R$100 a day, which is what she had been spending up to this point. I was willing to negotiate, but she wasn't. Luana was mad! This whole time, Vivi has been waiting for us in the lobby. I decided I would go down and tell her the problem. Vivi was more surprised then me I think. Vivi started telling me about the stories Luana told over the past 2 days about us and how Luana really liked me. We were now late for the dinner, I decided I was going with or without Luana – I was hoping the dinner would help Luana change her mind and negotiate a fair price. Luana wanted to go to dinner so we took off. Full Moon Dinner at the Falls was AWESOME!! Afterwards, back at the hotel Luana decides she is going to go to the computer room and chat with her “brother”. About 2am she is knocking on the door wanting to get back into the room. I let her in and tell her I'm going to bed, she tells me she is going to watch TV. NO I tell her, I can't sleep with the TV on and I'm tired. I actually had the TV remote next to my bed and she didn't see it. Next thing I know, all hell breaks lose. Luana is on the bed jumping up and down screaming about the TV and where is the remote???? It's 2am!!! go to sleep I tell her. Things now start to fly around the room. Luana is still yelling and screaming in Portuguese now. I have no idea what she is saying. Then she jumps off the bed and unplugs the TV. She picks up the TV and tells me she is going to throw it out the window!!! I will have to pay for the TV! She has gone off the deep end now. I have no idea what to do. So I leave. I'm hoping the front desk has an idea what to do with Luana. Their idea is to get her a separate room so she can watch TV. Good idea, let me bounce that off of her. Once back in the room, she starts screaming again in Portuguese. She doesn't want a room she likes this one!! I have no idea what to do, so I asked her? She just wants to watch TV tonight. So I agree we will watch TV all night if she doesn't break anything. We finally have negotiated something I see progress being made.

Writer's comment: This has been the weirdest “relationship”, outside of the sex Luana has been great. The sex has been terrible. Yet we are fighting over her getting paid for the sex. If the sex was great, I would of probably just paid her. But it was terrible!! Then she went and threatened me. In my mind, she went to far at that point. This wasn't fun anymore. I now felt my life was in danger. I wasn't playing anymore. I decided that night that she wasn't getting anything. I had lived up to what I promised and was willing to pay more, but not any more. Now I was going to survive and get home.


Thursday morning, after no sleep I went down to the lobby to talk to Vivi. I tell her we are not going anywhere today. I tell her about the last night. Vivi has great news!!! She has already called Don back in Rio and told him about the situation and has a couple a suggestions for me. First she wants me to talk to Don. Things around hard to remember about this, but we decided to go the police station and tell them about the situation. The main reason for this, if Vivi told me that in one of her talks with Luana the first day, Luana told her about her uncles who are policemen and they protect her in the favela. Luana also told her about the favela and how it costs R$10 to have someone killed. Vivi told me to be afraid of Luana's uncles, they could be big big problems for me. Up to the room I go to tell Luana that I am going to lunch with Vivi, she wants to stay and watch TV. That works for me. Off to the police station. After a lot of help of Vivi translating for me, the police told me 2 things: 1. I have to take her back to Rio with me. 2. If she breaks anything, call them and report it. They will hold her responsible for the damage. I spent the rest of the day at the pool sleeping as much as I could. I talked to Don multiple times during the day. He keep calling to check up on me. I can't say it strong enough, Don was my lifeline!! Vivi come back to hotel that night to take us to dinner, we decided on a pizza and movie. I'm looking for anything that eats up time until we can get on the plane. The evening went great. Luana was back to her normal self and was having fun. Afterwards back at the hotel, Luana wants to go back to the computer room and talk to her “brother” again. About 2am she is knocking on the door wanting to get back in. I wasn't going to argue tonight, I turned the TV on for her and tried to go to sleep. About 8am I get up and tell her I'm going to breakfast. I went to the computer room to see what I could find. Luana didn't log off the computer from the night before, so I started reading her chat logs. There were pages and pages of it. I decided I couldn't read the whole thing, so I email the whole log to Ken back in Rio. If there was anything in the log that would cause me problems, I was hoping Ken and Don would have a solution for me once I landed. Vivi picked us up and took us to the airport. On the ride to the airport, Luana asks to stop at a drug store. While she is inside, Vivi tells me to be very very careful. Do not eat or drink anything near her. She could be drugging me. Be very careful. Once we get to the airport, I called Don and got the final game plan for the day.

As we were in the airport waiting for the plane, we sat down and had a heart to heart talk. I was honestly thinking we could still work something out and separate without violence. I somehow felt safe in the airports. I told her she lead me to believe she would be my girlfriend while I was here. We had talked about traveling the world together. She had talked about buying me presents and invited me to her birthday party. She would introduce me to her mother and brother. I told her I take care of my girlfriends, my last one I paid for her apartment and many of her expenses. I only could visit 2 weeks a year and I didn't care what she did the rest of the year, I just wanted her around while I was there. I told her I really liked her and was very impressed she learned Englished for me. But now she had threatened me and it was over. She keep telling me that once we got to Rio, we would go the bank and get her money. She would leave after that. I told her I was very very sad. Remember, that safe feeling I had in the airport, well that was stupid. Luana blew up again at this. She was yelling as loud as she could without getting to much attention. She had now decided that I had to pay R$1800 because she was with me for 6 days!!! I hadn't even touched her since Tuesday!! R$1800!!!

Writer's comment: Anyone still waiting for the sex? I sure am at this point.

We land at GIG about 15 minutes late, get our bags and head out to find Roberto. He is waiting right there at the exit and leads us to the car. As we get near a bathroom, Roberto points to the police station just ahead and says he has to stop in the bathroom. I keep walking right into the police station. Luana just stands in the hall alone wondering what is going on. I tell the police man on duty that I need help. I feel my life is in danger from the girl standing outside, uncles. This guy doesn't speak a word of English, so he goes and gets a translator. He also goes and gets Luana and tells her to wait. Things go as you would expected, I tell my side of the story, Luana tells her side. We both side down and wait. Then the phone rings and the person that answers it tells me it is for me? Someone is calling me at the police station? I'm really confused now. Its Don!!! Don calls me the police station to tell me what is going on. This is awesome. We talk for a few minutes until the original cops notices I'm talking on the phone. He wants to know who am I talking to, so I give him the phone and Don explains the whole story to him. He takes down Don's info and hangs up on him. About 10 minutes later 2 new cops show up and they all start talking. After a few minutes, they separate Luana and I and the 2 new cops start talking to her. I'm talking to the translator who is trying to convince me to just pay Luana. A few minutes later, the police are telling us we have to leave. Then Luana starts yelling at me!! She opens her suitcase and starts throwing the clothes I bought her at me. I look at the policemen who were talking to her, they told me I owed her nothing and she was leaving without me. I told her Roberto would take her to Rio, I would get a cab. Luana was MAD!! She stormed out the police office dialing her phone. Roberto and I picked up the clothes and left the other direction.

bluelight, i have to say i feel your pain, but buddy you walked straight into that one lol!!!

what a crazy bitch , damn someone just shoot her , whats bullshit.

you should have throw her over the water falls , problem solved.

Smuckins for hire!

WOW ....

I have a feeling that some of the harsher members of this board are going to rip you a new one so that is all I am going to say.

bluelight - yeah, you did kinda walk right into that one. Honestly, after 2 sexless days in Copa, you should have cut your losses. That said, it doesn't have to be your "last dance" in Rio. You just need to keep a low profile and be smart. And of course, Don and I can help with that as well.

Hope to see you soon, my friend.

K

Bluelight,

the flags would have gone up the first day, but by day 2 it would have become a crisis and would have been over. As GP stated, next time cut your losses, too many beautiful women in Brasil to put up with that treatment and those problems.
CFK

Bluelight-

Come back to Rio, but come with a different set of operating assumptions.

Assumption #1 They are all putas. None are girlfriends or GF material. Everything else is illusion.

Assumption #2 You are there to partake of ALL the fruits that Rio has to offer. For this next trip there will be NO REPEATS. No dates! Fuck them and send them home. Don't pretend it's about anything other than fucking (for you) and money (for her).

Assumption #3 You will always be paying for sex, in some fashion or another. Limit your business deals to hourly or evening contracts only and you'll save money.

You'll have a lot more fun this way...

CFK,

You giving anyone advice on garota relationships is like Hitler giving advice on what Jewish deli has the best bagels.

Bluelight, I'll reiterate from the chat a few weeks ago - I would have taken her ass over to Paraguay, given her the old Boa Noite Cinderella - or perhaps a brick to her head - then back to Brasil, pack my shit, throw hers in a dumpster, and hit the airport. Cancel her ticket so the dumb bitch would have to bus it back to Rio, and been done with her.

Cat,

So true! Bluelight's puta was a stupid cunt and should have been dumped immediately. The putas that have played CFK were at least smart enough to pretend like they wanted to be with him. Still, CFK is the last member of this board who should be offering relationship advice. He and Turk5555.

Cat,

"You giving anyone advice on garota relationships is like Hitler giving advice on what Jewish deli has the best bagels."
But we know from experience, thus making it sound, what better source to draw from.
Would you ask a virgin to describe sex-lol
CFK

Bwana,

"The putas that have played CFK.."there was ONLY one.
And that was yrs ago on my second trip when I had no idea how things were.......I don't even think an honest one has a chance now, the wall is high and wide....

You have a point, CFK!

Holy shit.

This is (no offense) the worst story I have read on this board.

Man, I fully understand your thinking, but I cant understand your thinking!!

These girls are whores. They fuck for money.

They are not girlfriends, wives, or novias.

This is a tough experience for me to share, my pulse races everytime I start thinking about it. But I had planned on paying her when I suggested this trip. Every email I sent her she would decline to talk about money, once she even said she wanted to buy me presents. Then on Saturday night when she left she didn't want any money - I stuffed taxi fair into her pocket. She really had me believing she wasn't working. Hopefully others will learn from my experiences.

I was so excited about this trip, I think I would of agreed to R$300 a day before we left. I even skipped the Lima party with the boyz for this. But after the US-gringa like sex and then the threats, I went into survival mode. I just wanted to get home. Anyway, there is some sex in this story - I'll get to it and the conclusion soon.

bluelight, no one knows what it is like to try to reason with the unreasonable like I do, so I feel your pain.

As been said already, I would have dumped her along the way, or found a way to ditch her in the airport, but I get the fact that you were a bit flustered. That is a disorienting experience when you have them go off crazy on you like that.
But having her threaten me like that would have just pissed me off. I would have made an emergency airport run out of the country if I felt I had to (after I ditched her), but I wouldn't have let her extort money out of me by threatening me. What is she going to do when you are out of the country? She doesn't know when you are coming back, and your odds of accidentally running into her are fairly low. (I've had girls I prayed I would run into again, and it never happens) Besides, after this experience, you likely aren't going to come back for a while. So live and learn. Everybody fucks up from time to time.

Bluelight, I don't think you have that many Rio trips under your belt, correct? She was playing the old rope-a-dope - pull a guy in by getting him to think that he's converted a whore to a non-pro, then hit him for the big gain. She was just really, really stupid how she played the end game. If she had actually not gotten too lazy and put out some decent sex, then been a bit softer on the trip, you may very well have ended up a long-term sugar daddy for her. The smart ones know this and aren't going to worry about a short-term gain when they know the next/future move is "wasturn uuuunyun" or an apartment/car/whatever.

In a way, you ended up lucky, you just had a shitty vacation but at least it's done. You could have been in real deep with this stupid piranha and probably not even have known it. Real Siren/Sucubus shit.

at least the man is honest...lord knows this board can use it...lessoned learned and at least you manned up on the end play...hell she will probably be dying to do you for free if she sees you again because you stood up to her...but I like bwanas idea..try a no repeat trip...hard to do I know...

I could see a guy getting into deep shit with this girl if it was not for Vivi and Don. Those two really saved your ass. It sounds like Don was a real good investment!!

Did Don ever translate her chat log for you? I wonder if she had "other" plans for you once you landed. I wonder if there any other guys out there that she pulled this on and got away with it?

RG.

Man that was painful from the start. Had one GDP from Help tossed from PC, cost $R50. Others deadfish sex, but wow.

Glad you are alive and in one piece.

Take care

her body is egg shaped....small chest, sweaty armpits..why bother?

(Message edited by johnnyroc on June 10, 2008)

I didn’t read the entire story; I lost interest after she sent you packing with Blueballs for the second time. Well that and the fact that you named your dick?

Just curious, was this your first trip to Rio because it certainly sounded like it? You were paying through the nose for everything and all the signs of a newbie were present.

I did a trip up north in Brazil two years ago. The talent I took with me tried to pull that, “Noa sexo” attitude after the second night, man she was pissed when I left her at the resort alone and spent the night in Recife without her. Seeing as she had no ticket back to Rio she quickly remembered her place in the grand scheme of things and rebounded back quickly. Luckily, she didn’t destroy the hotel room, I guess she was too far from home to leave. Ya gotta know when to put the ole foot down!

JR; Having seen your photos, I don't think you have much of a leg to stand on here. Perhaps you can think of something more substantial to add, other than showing disrespect to a guy that actually posted a trip report that we can all learn from.

RG.

Dumping her was one of Don's suggestions along with flying back to Rio early. But after talking to the Foz Police, I was convinced they didn't want her there either. I flat out told me not to leave her in town. Flying back a day early was R$1500 for the both of us. I figured it would be cheaper to just pay her then that. But I strongly considered it. Even today I'm not sure I made the right choice.

This was my 4th trip to Rio in 3 years. The first 3 ranged from 10 days to 17 days.

Cato you are right about the sugar daddy thing, we talked about it. That is one of the reasons this was so surprising to me, she keep telling me how much she loves to travel and wants to see the world. I have some options to work in China, I even asked her if she would come visit me there. She really wanted to. So in hindsite, I was thinking the GDP from October, who was 20lbs lighter would magically appear and everything would be great again. But now I understand how 8 months of working at Help changes these girls.

Yes, Vivi and Don were fantastic!! I'm working on the final part of the TR, Ken did translate the chat log. It explains everything.

JR; Rereading what I posted, I'm not sure what you think I "paying through the nose" for, shorts? But prices are relative IMO, I posted them for a referrence for anyone else.

The last part is coming.

His girl wasn't stupid, "just playing the game" with a sucker. A complete sucker. All that b.s. e-mailing. Plus, not neg. before hand on prices and services. Just paying her "way" is expected. You can learn a lot from this fool.

Is this the guy who thought the Mafia got chased out of Fortaleza and took the garotas with them? And that the few remaining GdPs now hang out at a McDonalds there? You're calling Bluelight a fool?

I have to laugh because I have been in some debacles myself, albeit, not over money.

Learn this one for next time: "vai pra puta que pariu".

After that, the brick to the head is starting to sound better and better.

Bluelight,I feel your pain, lessons learned.

Tom, is it really necessary to call BL a fool? I guess you have never made a mistake. Good for you.

I havent had a chance to post my Peru report, but I took a non-pro to Machu Picchu. On the way up she got that little latina attitude thing, so I left her ass in Cusco. (she wanted me to cancel my trip and take her back to Lima because she had a headache) I was probably too hard on her, but the older I get I dont put up with the little shit tests they like to throw out. In the end I talked with her when I got back to Lima and she was fine. She knew she fucked up. We were going to hook up but I got side tracked by a sweet little waitress.

BL,like all of us, you learned a lesson. I know it wasnt pleasant, but it could have been a hell of a lot worse. Think about the possibilities. Really bad. I think you kind of lucked out.

Lastly, just another example of how Don and Ken are well worth it. Not so much Ken, but Don, yes. (sorry Ken, I had the opening and I took it)

Backdraft, you didnt even read the whole report and you are jumping to bust his balls and calling him a newbie? Although not a pleasant experience, at least he posted a creditable report. Hmmm

Az,

I've had pissing contests with your sorry ass before, you're definitely not worth explaining ones self to.

Really? I dont think so. I cant recall ever getting in a pissing match on here. Maybe a little political stuff with Cat, but that was just in fun. That said, if you say so, your word is good enough for me.

AZ - If I didn't earn my keep in the termas, there would be a LOT more reports like Bluelight's here on the board. Trust me.

Bluelight
In your defense I remember the last few nights of our last trip to Rio and Luana was giving you a GFE of note. This wasn’t a girl that you had just met or “booked” over the internet she was some one that you had spent some time with.

There were warning signs and maybe you will heed them next time but anyone who thinks you are a newbie or a fool for falling into her trap should remember at the end of the day she got away with nothing, her bad name and awful reputation will precede her. Hindsight is 20/20 vision and you have to love the Monday night quarterbacking (is that the correct Americanism?) of the do nothing brigade.

So at the end of the day who was the big looser? You got to see one of the wonders of the world Foz Da Iguacu and lets be honest it’s a trip that you will not forget and you still had few more days in Rio to make up for lost time.

Now remember to be kind to me when I post my Peru disaster stories.

Isawal - I believe you mean "armchair quarterbacking" but close. ;)

Isawal your observations are correct, I was wondering who would point them out. Last Oct she was new to the Copa streets, having just broken up with her husband/boyfriend of 4 years. She was a different person then.

Don't ya just love when the world is full of Skittles and Rainbows.

Hey BL glad you made it back alive. I can't even imagine going through an ordeal like that. I personally would have cut my loses early with that woman. If things don't feel right or I get spooked about a setup I'm out.

I have a suggestion for you. Her name is Dinora de Nogi, I believe you know her well. She strikes me as sensible (for a puta)lol, I'm sure she would show you her appreciation for your generosity in all the right ways. Plus she has a smoking hot body.

I look forward to reading the rest of your report.
good luck bud,
jd

Bluelight,
You should have kicked this bitch in the uterus and kept moving . I feel your pain but at what point did you think this was going to get better ? After the 2nd day that would've been it . Rio has got to be one of the easiest places in the world to get another girl . I'm really sorry for you . This is one of the worst stories i've read in a while . Next time cut your losses and just have fun .

I'm still curious what the translated chat logs said. Was she planning to have some harm come to you?

I've put myself in strange situations before. I've had some wierd ones too. Some girls you just want to screw but that little voice says "no, she's a druggie", but you bring her up to your apartment anyway and all hell breaks loose. Another good reason that Don is the cheapest insurance you can ever buy.

BL, Thanks for posting the story with her photo. I hope both will prevent some other unsuspecting soul from having a nightmare experience like you did. It takes some guts to expose yourself with a story like this, which leaves you open to the possibility (likelihood on this board) of ridicule and Monday morning quarterbacking (I think thats the term Isawal was looking for). While its rather easy for others to see in hindsight the warning signs that you did not, when one is smitten by the charms of a gdp even the best of us can be made fools of and fail to see whats obvious to everyone else. Thanks again for posting her photo.

Bluelight
Don’t beat yourself up about it, put it down to experience and move on preferable to Medellin in May of you could always try SEA in October.

Gibletpie, thanks for the correction.

It takes balls to write a trip report like this and I enjoyed reading it. We have all been there at one point. Some of us cut our losses sooner while others take years to figure it out. For instance, I can't stay at the Visconte Residence in Ipanema. It use to be my favorite hotel in all of Rio. Unfortunately, I screwed the concierge and cannot go back. I still receive emails from her. That was approximately 5 years ago. Live and learn and move on.

BlueLight, if I ever see you in Rio, I'll definitely buy you a drink or two.

I remember that.

So you were the guy Don was helping while I was terma-hopping in Rio. He mentioned something about a guy stuck with a crazy girl expecting a huge pay day and a plan to dump her ass at the airport.

Sorry dude, but we got a pretty good laugh at the office.

This was my first trip by the way, lot of fun, but I barely scratched the surface. I regret making the trip so short (economic concerns), only six days.

Will definitely apply myself to the Pimsleur before booking the next trip. I speak Spanish fluently so I'm used to getting some rapport with the chicas on past trips to Colombia and Cuba.

And communication skills are critical if you don't want to give the girls the upper hand!

I think taking a chica out on an excursion is a bit risky. It may not be a nightmare scenario like yours, but usually, the girl gets flaky or just plain tiresome by the end of the trip, if not right away, lol!

There's a non-pro I got along well with in Bogota, and I'm kind of tempted to take her on a trip to Cartagena (which I haven't been to yet). But stories like these make me think twice.

Part 2:

It's Friday night about 9pm and Roberto and I are leaving the airport. I have no idea where Luana is, but she's not with me. So to protect Don and Roberto, I didn't tell them where I was going to spend the night. Maybe we were being extra protective maybe not. So I had Roberto drop me off at 4x4 and said our good byes. Ken was waiting for me at 4x4. Funny how he'd be there isn't it?? Once Ken saw me, he took off. So I was beginning to feel better, I had made it back to Rio safe. As I sat in the Boite I was thinking about the last few days. Vivi was awesome, once I told her the problem she was on the phone talking to Don explaining the situation. Since I didn't have a phone, she was my pipeline back to Don. Vivi filled in the details from her conversations with Luana over the previous few days. She keep reminding me of the goal and to be careful. Both of them were awesome and I was glad I had them in my corner.

As I'm sitting there dreaming, 2 little young things slide over smiling with their braces. My thighs are bigger then either of them. But they were cute. But this wasn't time for testing the waters with newbies, I wanted the Sara Jessica Parker look-a-like, Melana. Melana was my regular from the last trip and she knows what I like. I ask if they know her. Neither one had seen Melana tonight. I told them I was wait. Within seconds, Melana walks out of the crowd and right towards me. How do they do that? It was like a test, once I pass she appears. 90 minutes in the Sultan Suite flew bye. Just like last year, Melana doesn't take no for an answer and never stops. We did break for the beef tips and I told her about Luana. Melana thought it was a good idea I leave town early like Don suggested. We went back upstairs and closed down the club. I hopped in a cab and went to Novo Mundo Hotel in Gloria. I got a king room for $110 a night. It was 2 double beds pushed together. The room was huge and I liked it. Guest friendly at night, beach towels for the days and porno on the TV. I had a nice view of Sugar Loaf from my room. I slept great.

Saturday morning I called Don to thank him. I found out the Luana had showed up at the office ranting about me and wanted my skin. Don was sure she would be waiting for me at the airport Sunday. I should stay away from Copa and be careful when I left. I decided I would go home today instead of tomorrow if I could get a ticket. I called Continental and switched my ticket to Saturday night. So I had 8 hours left in Rio. I called Karla Model and got a list of 4 who were available at the moment. I told them I would them back in a few minutes and went to look up each of them on the hotel computer. I selected Dominique. She was waiting in the lobby in 15 minutes. Dominique's pictures are pretty close. She sure isn't 20 though. I would guess closer to 30. I went down to the lobby to sign her in and the manage told me no guests during the day. Now what??? Dominique knew of the short time hotel close bye, so I checked my pocket and I had enough money with me so off we went. The hotel was about 3 minutes away, we could of walked. We got a room for 4 hrs for R50 I think and went in. It was a nice room, but the best part was it had a sex chair!! The only sex chair I've seen was in Solarium a couple of years ago. There was a chart on the wall of all the positions for the chair. I wanted to try out all the positions!! That is when I remembered the condoms were back in the Novo Mundo!! Dominique had a couple of Brazilian condoms with her, they would have to do. I don't know if I have a favorite position, but I think we tried all of them with all 3 holes. I wish Luana had Dominique's attitude – it would have been a great trip. Afterwards, I remembered that checkout time for Novo Mundo was 2pm, I had less then an hour to get back. I wish I had planned this better, I would of checked out before we came over here and spent the whole afternoon with Dominique, maybe even invited one of her co-workers to join us. But I didn't. I went back and checked out. I left for the airport. From that point on – everything went great. The plane was almost empty, I had a whole row to myself.

The chat log is somewhat interesting, Luana had told me that she lived with her brother and she was chatting with him each night. From the chat log, it is clear he's not her brother but her boyfriend. Luana has plans to get Lipo surgery the following week and she needs my money to pay for it. There is no talk of her uncles or anything happening at the airport. She really thinks I'm going to pay her in the chat log. There is no talk of the camera that was stolen. I only got the chat log from the last night, so I don't know what she said after the first few days.

View from Novo Mundo room:

Well at leased your trip ended well, Rio will always be Rio. How long are Carioca memories but maybe its time for you to try out SEA or Colombia?

Colombia in May sounds like a plan. The job in China that I mentioned is looking more real everyday also.

Scary, you might finally get to see LOS. I know it was not on your to do list but I luv the place and I think you will find it fun also, not what you expected.

Great trip report bluelight, everything has already been said... Remind me never to hook you up with ladies in rio or nogi, this is two bad strikes in a row...

Columbia and peru sound great in may, but i am tempted to go back possibly jan since i have some non pros already lined up.

isawal , that non pro in lima keeps asking about you all the time.

BL, It was a good thing that you at least salvaged the last couple of days in Rio. As others have already expressed, Rio provides you with infinite options so cutting bait and moving to plan b, c, d etc. is optimal.

I do admire you for telling us your story as it is valuable lesson for all.

Your experience just confirms my rule of limiting to one repeat per trip per garota is the right strategy.

Bluelight ..... bruh .... I feel bad for you, and don't worry I have no advice or smart azz comments to post inspite of what happened to you. I am sure you learned your lesson from this one....and if not you can always go back into your memory and recount the trip from there. Give Brazil a rest for a while .... them chica's will be there when you return minus Lauana.

One things certain, you've got alot of patience.

And another things certain, that Don is a awesome, awesome guy.

Wow, Luana had the Golden Goose in her hands and let it get way. Stupid !!!!

Thanks for posting your story.

lol... this was a good read... and well, we can all learn from your mistakes, BL... i'm actually surprised this wasnt a jaguar story...

Dude

Grow some balls (with all due respect).....I live and work in Brasil part time and have spent lots of time in Rio. Unfortuantely, for one who does not speak Portuguese and ends up in Copacabana you are at the mercy of many of the shennanigans that happen there if you are looking for women. As stated above....a whore is a whore, dont get attatched, pay her to fuck you and thats it. It's guaranteed a lot cheaper than dealing with her shit time and time again. If you want info on the 30 real whore houses for the next trip to Rio let me know.
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I'm hanging out at Isawal's place here in Jo'berg, S. Africa tomorrow we are heading out to Cape Town. Comparing Cape Town vs Rio has come up more then once this week, we'll see in a week if the Cape can compete. But the main topic of conversation is the Thanksgiving board meeting in Rio. Should I go or not? After rereading my last Rio trip report, I'm still not sure if Rio is safe for me. Having Help closed probably falls in the plus column, since Help and MP is where Luana hangs out. But the gartoa net is strong and how safe I'll be while there is a concern. Does anyone have any suggestions? If I skip Rio, I'm going to Cartegena to hang out with the mud girls. They love me