This is my first attempt at posting a report,so you hard corers please go easy with me. I had won some money at the local casino and decided to hatch a plan with my mate to go on holidays and see the kickboxing in Thailand.Because we are both involved in the art here,it was'nt to hard to convince the wives to allow us some r&r.The truth be known we just wanted to be outragous and screw our little hearts out.The first problem was getting the mates pasport,he has never been overseas and we had already booked the flights.We made it by 6hrs,pasport ready at 4pm flight 10pm. Next was getting on Brunei and having that blessing before taking off which was different. We landed in Brunei and had to wait 6 or 7 hours for the connecting to Bangkok,so we just got a day bed downstairs,i think it was $25. All the time i have been gearing him up for the culture shock he was about to have when we hit Thailand.
You have to picture this mate of mine,he is 50 fit as a malley bull, stocky,5foot nothing,bald,and has a grey go-tee down past his neck. He is one of the funniest fuckers i know and has attitude to boot. Fuck if you put a towel around his head it would be a dead-set minature Bin Laden.
We arrive finally at Bangkok and fight our way through all the thieving scalpers,and get a meter taxi to our hotel on soi 11 Sukhumvit.I forgot the name of the hotel it was half way down on both sides.We origanally booked two double rooms but when we got there they upgraded us to a 2 bedroom suite on the 8th floor for the same price,and it was very nice.
I have been to Bangkok twice before but stayed at the State tower on Silom rd,so this place and area was new to both of us. So once unpacked we gave the first bottle of Bundy OP a nudge before we headed out.It was funny going with someone for the first time because he needed guidence with everything especially the money,and i took the piss out of him at every opportunity. We walked up to soi 7 and hit the bars.This is when ground zero hit the mate with the smell of whats underground(that woof)where you up the pace just to get out of it.The look on his face was priceless.Then came the array of girls,fuck they were patting him on the head(both)twirling his moe,and drilling for oil past his tonsils,it took him about 5 seconds to come out of his shell.
We grabbed a couple of take-aways and headed back to the hotel.They were stunners with tight bodies,heh they said they loved us!!!!. I thought(we will call him bill,the mate)Bill was going to unload on the street,he was that excited and hotfooted it as quick as he could.When we arrived at our hotel they checked id and kept them,before we went up i gave the doorman that checked the ID 1000baht which he appreciated knowing very well we would be looked after each night when returning.He was that good after about 2hrs the phone would ring and he would ask if everything was alright.Which was sort of peace of mind. They even rang again in the morning or when she left to ask again before they let them out the door.
The following morning Bill was still fucking the guts out of his little spinner, the door wide open, i just lit up a smoke and watched this little thing go up and down on the pole.Fuck for a little girl she could take the lot,after he blew i gave a standing ovation while mine was giving me a blowjob. WELCOME TO THAILAND.
That day i had a dental appointment that was a shocker,if you want to read about go to the dental thread.When i got back we headed by long boat to the snake farm. Up the river a bit and then a left turn into sewer canal.Bill was gobsmacked at the filth and stench of the canals and sat silently as we cruised past the canal houses. The snake farm was good,we sat and watched the cobra show and then left back for more Bundy.
We showered and then out again to the italian resturant next door.Let me tell you it is the best italian resturant i have been to ever,the food was excellent.We ate there for the next 3 nights.Bill called past the bar to pick-up Snapper,thats what he called her because she tried fucken hard to snap it off,and off we went to the bar on soi 7 that has a shit load of pool tables.We both play pool a bit and it did;nt take long at all to get all the challengers lining up for a crack,which brings me to my next piece of flesh.I am a bastard with names so i just call all of them YEP.Bill pisses himself laughing when i introduce them to him. I saw her walk in and straight away met her at the bar,she was dropdead,had plastic tits and spoke quite decent english.This little pretty penny was going to cost me 3000 baht,but let me tell you i got every bit of sweat out of her and then backed up in the morning.
The next night i took Bill to Nana another eye opener for him. On the bottom floor at the back on the right,you will have to forgive me for names but i wrote down all the bars names from this site and took it with me so i had an idea what to look for. It was that ladyboy bar,we entered Bill none the wiser,sat down and ordered a drink.These ladyboys came over and don't they look the real deal started playing with Bill.He had his both arms around two of them cuddleing in. I am sitting there absolouting pissing myself inside trying to keep a straight face. As he is getting more involved and horny i burst out laughing and wisper in his ear they are all men.Well fuck me he went silent and then white,i think even his go-tee jumped up and joined his eyebrows.He turned to one of them and asked if he was a man and got a nod back.He did'nt even finnish his drink,straight out the door like a cat with its arse on fire. All he could say for the next hour was YOU FUCKING CUNT.Looking back maybe i should'nt of but he needed to know just in case he went out by himself in search of lust.
I was also looking over the past few days for this bloody beergarden on soi 7 that everyone raves about,we were probally too pissed. We finally found it and went in.I must of missed there are 2 soi 7s somwhere. There were heaps of takers,approx 100 which were good odds in anyones books. So for the next 2 days thats were we lived,i would say we 3 shortimes at 1000baht and all nighters at 2000baht,which seemed reasonable. On the last night before we moved on to Pattaya i took bill to soi cowboy.We spent a few hours there looking up at the see-through floor and other bars but they seemed to plastic in personality and were fucken expensive 3500-4000baht so we went back to the good old Beergarden getting Snapper on the way.
Mr Toons driver was picking us up at 2pm so in the morning we went for a walk down the main road through all those stalls and markets to buy undies and socks.They are that cheap there you just wear and throw the next morning.Thats when something caught our eye on the ground.
Now i have seen beggers before Bill obviously not,here was this poor bloke,no legs from the thighs down draging himself along with his hands through all that sludge and slop pushing a tin looking for money. It blew bill away and he is a hard man,he still tallks about it now.
2pm Mr Tooms driver arrives and off to Pattaya.I have not been there either so this part was going to be new to both of us.Isn't it amazing about an hour into the drive you start to see blue skies,no wonder some are wearing masks in Bangkok.
We arrive at the Pattaya Bay Resort for 8 nights and are very impressed with the hotel.It costs us about $23 a night with maids daily--very good.One of the security guards there was a very quiet type of bloke but you had this feeling that if there was trouble he would surely fix it,so the first night we again tipped another 1000baht and recieved royal service after that.
Walking st is just simply amazing,ive read a lot about it but words cannot describe.We went buzurk in a good way like two kids in a candy shop. Money to us was'nt an issue but we were not stupid either,we just simply enjoyed the fruits that Pattaya had to offer.
We did manage to get a lot of fight shots with us in the ring and so on to justify the trip back home. We went into one bar halfway up Walking street,this one you have to go up some stairs i think the Russians on one side and the show on the other. So into the show we go. In this large room there were about 20 or so dancers on the stage with around 100 Japaneese in front,jesus they do cater for the Japs a lot there. It is about 11pm we are quite pissed,the next show starts and they bring out a chair.This little stunner walks out on stage and then goes down the steps and fuck me,walks straight up to Bill and grabs him to take him on stage. They sit him down and do the strip routine around him and so on and then they stand him up and start stripping him.Now there were only about 6 or 7 white fellas in the crowd all the rest were Japaneese. Everyone was clapping and yelling to fully strip Bill so they did. When they did the whole roomwent silent except for the 6 or 7 whites because Bill is hung like a fucken horse and when the stripped him he grabed hold of it and twirled it around while walking around the whole stage.Fuck it was funny i fell off my stool laughing looking at all the faces on the Japs.
After a few more drinks we went to the beer bars further down on thr right and played pool with our delights we picked from the bar. We were there during that voting shutdown day,but in the beerbar they just hid the bottles of piss,and when they served you they made sure the glass was in a stubbie holder.Plus i think they had a few lookouts.
The beer bar girls i would rate as a far better option than the go-gos.The go-gos are to hard core and profesional/clinical where as the beer bar girl seems to be more liad back and goes with the flow.Each night we would get a beer bar girl,play some pool then go to Lucifers for a while before going back to the hotel.All in all we had a great time and are now planning another trip next year.
If you do stay at the Pattaya Bay resort be nice to the office staff they were great.We actually met one of them at lucifers and she rang her friend up to come and see us.We both did her friend each morning during our stay at 500 baht a pop. The Beer bar girls were 1500-2000 all night and the go-gos were 3000-4000 a night while we were there.
If you want a good feed,from the hotel through the mall onto the main street,turn left and walk about 100mtrs.There is this resturant there that has like water fountains coming over rocks.The food there was not only good value but first class.You name it they have it.Again a very good quality resturant,which we ate each there.
Well i hope i did;nt bore anyone but that mostly sums up our trip.Sorry there are no photos,far to risky to bring that shit back home.Maybee next year.

Thanks for your report.

Don't wory. We welcome just about anything.

MM

(Message edited by majormajor on June 10, 2008)

Nice first report. Liked the Euro perspective.

Paragraphs make for easier reading though!!!HINT!

i think what sandman was trying to say was put a space between each paragraph. He had paragraphs just not space between them.

other than that good report. hmm must be nice to get a passport so quickly. I don't know if it is still true because my passport is current for the next 6 years but i've heard it takes 6 months in the US.

All reports are appreciated, I know the effort that goes into them. In Pattaya the girls were taking advantage of you. The going rate for a top gogo girl is 2,500 long time and 1,500 short time; beer bar girls will all take 1,000 for long time, any of them will gladly take it if you tell them that's all you're paying and especially in May or June (low season).

Glad you had a good time. I was at Pattaya Bay Resort from 5/4 to 6/9. I think we were there at the same time.

I totally agree 1000 % with Gurrock1.
I never paid more then 1000 baht for a beer bar girl, also the GoGo's girls will ask top price, and if the see "FOOL" on your face , they will take advantage of your money !!

thanks for the report !!!

also I totally agree with you that beer bar girls and most SOI 6 GIRLS not only appreciate your money more , but go beyond the call of duty to satisfy your sexual appetite !!!
this is especially true of the Soi 6 girls !!

1000 baht to doorman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I havent been to snake farm in my 30+ visits so What do I know.

Fun to read and Thanx for the report.

(Message edited by ibaski on June 11, 2008)

(Message edited by ibaski on June 11, 2008)

Thanks for the feedback. After reading at full script i can see now i should of spaced it out better.
To get a passport in Brisbane the standard waiting time is 10 days.You can pay an extra $50 and recieve in 48hrs.
Gurock, i think we left the morning you arrived.It is a great little hotel though. We will probally haggle a little better next time with the girls,but i cant see much sense in haggling over $10 or $15 especially when to get an asian here in Brisbane, they are $100 for half an hr(No exception no haggling). So when you look at it this way and spend $50-$70 for the night and morning thats not a bad deal.

Ibaski, The reason we went to that snake farm was because Bill has a tatoo of a Cobra going from his neck right down his arm,hence wanting to see a live one. The 1000baht for the doorman thing was like paying insurance some-what.They certainly did look after us and ensured there was no problems with the girls we brought back.
Again, when you think about it we spent 2000baht on 2 doormen over 13 nights,which is $5 a night.Would it of been diferent if we had'nt of,who knows.

You stayed at my favorite hotel in Bangkok, The Grand President. Besides being girlfriend friendly to location is perfect for either Nana or Soi Cowboy. And there is a shortcut to Soi 7 Beer Garden. Great report.

Maq204, Yes that is the one.It is a very good hotel and as you said close to everything.We even walked up one night to Nana for a look.It was late around 1am i think and the whole street was full of ladies.They were coming out of the niteclub i think.
We found the backway to soi 7 by accident.After a short time with two of the beergarden girls we decided to shoot some pool and said we would walk them back.Instead of going up the street they went down a driveway and in a few minutes we were there,very quick.