The MilkMan Cometh to Costa Rica – The long version

I was in CR from 1\13-1\21. My primary goal was mongering and secondary was learning Spanish. This was my 3rd trip to CR in the last 5 months. I also finally got to meet the great source of info on Costa Rica, el senor TampaGringo.

The Hotel Presidente:
Once again, I stayed at the Presidente and once again I received a triple room for the price of a TSM single. I’m not sure, but I think, I always get the triple room because it overlooks the street and I never complain about the noise. I really like the Presidente and the staff is always cordial and helpful. The best thing about a room over Central Ave. has to be the view. It seemed like every hot looking women in that country uses that street to go to work, shop or just cruise.

They have a very good breakfast buffet that has some of the sweetest watermelon that I have ever eaten. (I know what I speak of, for I was born and raised in the south). They also have eggs to order and include that ever-popular Tico dish called “Gallo Pinto”. A plate full of Gallo Pinto and a half bottle of Salsa Picante every morning helped wash away that ever-present hangover.

Oh yeah, I found out that there was a Jacuzzi on the 8th floor!!! wooohoooo

Bruce et al. - thanks for that wonderful TSM rate!

The School:
Intensa – This is one of the premier language schools in San Jose. It is more expensive than most others and IMHO is well worth it. The classes are small (myself and a co-ed from Texas were in my class) and the instructors are attentative and somewhat attractive. I attended class from 8-12 for 1 week. The total cost was $340. I’m pretty sure that the longer you are there the less expensive it becomes. My mistake was attending with a hangover every morning. I think on the average I was getting to sleep around 2:00 every morning the earliest I got to sleep was 1:00 a.m.
The students for the most part were Americans (mostly co-eds) taking Spanish in CR for college credit. I did manage to learn a little Spanish despite my hangover.

Café Britt Tour

On Thursday we had the option of going to class or taking the Café Britt tour. This is a tour of a working coffee plantation. The tour is done as a “play” and was very enjoyable. I highly recommend this half-day tour. The price is very reasonable at a cost of $15.

The “non Hooker” Bars:
Across the street from the Presidente is the Piano Blanco Bar, which has, very cute bartenders, cold beer and a great view of Central Ave. This was my first stop after school and I even practiced my Spanish here. Practicar un poco, me no buen estudiante. During the day the two waitresses would play “Rave” (techno) music and dance while they worked. It was the cheapest show in town!!!!!!!!!
My next stop was around the block at the New York bar. This is another bar that has some very cute bartenders working there. I believe the same guy owns both bars.

Then there is Rico’s, which is across the street from the Blue Marlin, this is another place I stopped by and again has some very hot looking bartenders.


The Women:

The Del Rey was hopping every night I stopped by. The place was packed with hotties of all shapes, colors and sizes. I myself prefer a pretty face, petite or slim body with a nice ass and small to medium breasts. I will settle for an OK face but she needs to have a nice ass. An example of my taste in women can be seen by viewing the pictures of Bruna, Flavia and Andrea that Carlos C. has shared with us. I consider those women 9’s if not 10’s.
In a nutshell, on this trip I found and hooked up with nothing but A1 chica’s!!! I was 7 for 7 with nothing less than a 7.

Saturday night at the Blue Marlin around 10:00– WOW!!! I was almost overwhelmed by all the hotties. I figured it would be like my first trip and that there would be only a handful of 9’s in there, but to my amazement, there were at least 10, 9’s walking around the bar with 2-3 more in the casino. (Maybe there is where the “escort girls” went when all those sites got shut down?)
Well, I got busy and started talking to the girls that caught my fancy and when they finally asked (after about 5-10 minutes) if I wanted company, I of course said “Si” followed by “quantos?”and they without fail said $100 dollars and of course I responded “quantos tiempo?’ and they of course responded “un hora”. (Please bear with me while I practice my “Tarzan spanish”. I would smile and think a little and counter with “no bueno, ummm $100 para todos noches” at which point they would say no and counter with $200 for todos noches, I of course would counter with “no, $100 todos noches, they would laugh and call me crazy (well actually they called me loco) So, being the expert negotiator that I am, I would lean over and kiss them on the cheek and say “adios me amour” and walk away. (Damn, I have this unique talent of making long stories longer) Well that is how it went for the first 3……heck a young monger was watching me and said “damn, dude how can you be striking out in a place like this?”, I of course explained that I was a wiley veteran and was not going to pay an outlandish price just to get laid (as if $100-$200 is outlandish). As we were talking I noticed a light skinned black girl with blue eyes and a very pretty smile watching me. I of course, being the suave and debonair monger that I am, sauntered on over to her and started talking to her, after a while we went through the standard offer and counter offer and she accepted my offer! Wooohoooo I was finally going to get laid!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My first score for the trip, Sacha de Panama. She explained that she and 3 friends had arrived 3 days earlier. She fucked as if she hadn’t been laid in months.

Mongering specific info - Looks 6, body 7 (nice ass), personality 7,
Other info - English 9, intelligence 8 (knew immediately that my camera was digital and asked where my laptop was) compassion 9 (she gave the street bums money!)
Price C32,000 (about $100) plus c5000 tip (about $15). Spent the night.


Coming soon….the MilkMan meets the Colombiana IceWoman…his return engagement with Sacha…he meets his “Gangsta” chica and learns about the Jacuzzi….he watches the Friday night show at the Park and then meets Pamela de IDEMS….and more….

I enjoyed reading your report HollywoodMarine. This site has been so slow I almost stopped coming by. Looking forward to part two.

Excellent post Milkman, keep the stories coming.

By the way, you wrote: "pictures of Bruna, Flavia and Andrea that Carlos C. has shared with us". Where can we view those pictures?

Later,

The Rock

Bookie and Rock,

Thanks for the kind words.

Rock,
Those pictures are on TSM

MMD

Yes, very good post.

It looks like business may well be taking me to Costa Rica in the next few months, so any and all info is appreciated.

Had a problem posting last night. I'll try and finish up by Saturday.


Sunday day 2:
As I mentioned earlier, Sacha was extremely horny and we did not get much sleep at all. I think we finally finished around 3:30 or 4:00. We cuddled and I drifted off to a restless sleep due to the noise from the street. I finally started to get some serious snoozing in, when all of a sudden my eyes popped open. The street noises had ceased completely! I mean there wasn’t a sound at all coming from the street. So, I woke Sacha (I’m such an ass) and asked her why the noise had stopped at precisely 8:00 a.m. She mumbled something and hoped that the loco gringo would leave her alone. Ha! I woke her up again and made her (in a fun way) go look out the window. I of course got a nice view of her ass as she leaned out the window . She said she didn’t know why the noise had stopped and got back into bed claiming “fria mi amour” and cuddled up to me and well, I’ll let y’alls imagination go to work. I said adios to Sacha and promised to call her.

I ate breakfast downstairs then went to the grocery store for some gum, water and Gatorade. I call TampaGringo and we make plans to meet at the Park Hotel for a beer and watch the later play off game. I was hoping to catch some additional shuteye while waiting for the 2nd game. I think TG decided to go to the first game as well and called me prior to him heading to the Park. (TG my head was a little fuzzy, I apologize if my details are off) I decided to head on over as well. I timed the walk from the Presidente to the Park it was a little under 10 minutes. TG greeted me as I entered the Park and we proceeded to have a beer or 2 and headed over to a Mexican restaurant for a bite to eat. We also had a very cute Tica join us. After we ate we headed back to the Park. I do remember that we were both surprised at the 41-0 score. I think I headed back to the Presidente at half time of the second game.

TG has a wealth of knowledge on CR and willingly shares it. Unfortunately he found out first hand how I can make a long story even longer. I probably owe him a few more beers J
Hey, TampaGringo, it was a pleasure meeting you or as they say in CR “mucho gusto senor”. I’m sure our paths will cross again.

At the Presidente, I kick back in the room for an hour or so until my thirst for an “Imperial y vasso con hielo” overcomes me and I head across the street to the Piano bar. Today the bar is staffed with a gorgeous petite Tica. This particular girl looked very familiar and as luck would have it she was working there in September and even recognized me. Needless to say I fell in love with her again! Even more luck came into play as I found out the she works at the New York bar and was only there filling in for an amiga. I made a “date” to stop by the NY often to say Hi!

Enough idle chit chat and on to the Blue Marlin!!!!!!

The MilkMan is conquered by the Colombian Ice Women.
Sundays Girl: I forgot her name but will never forget her “especial” talent.

I believe that this is the night I met up with Ace. (Ace can vouch for the loveliness of this girl) I was standing at the bar talking to Ace when in walked a couple of gorgeous blondes. One of which stopped and stood behind me and started to shiver, she of course looked at me and said “fria mi amor” (damn, that sounded familiar, hell thats the same line my ex used to trap me!). I of course offered my body to her as a means to warm up. We stood face to face and began negotiations. She was a skilled negotiator and I only managed to get her for 2 hours at $125. I’ll admit that I was beaten, but hey it’s not easy to negotiate while a skilled hand is rubbing your cock!!!! We head on over to the Presidente joking and a’strokin all the way there. We get her signed in and got into the elevator where she continued joking and a’strokin. Hell, I almost busted a nut with all that stroking! We get in the room and she gives me a sly look and says “I like you, I’m going to give you the special”. She picks up the phone and calls the front desk and begins to speak in rapid fire Spanish. I understood very little but did catch “vasso con hielo”. Hmmmm, she’s ordering a glass of ice. I showed her my CD player and my CD’s and told her to pick something. She of course picked Supernatural by Santana. (as a matter of fact every girl did) The “vasso con hielo” arrived delivered by a grinning security guard. She made me strip, got the little soldier to stand at attention, slapped a rubber on him then demanded that I sit in the chair. She had the CD set to Maria Maria and started to strip while the song played. It took about 5 seconds to realize that she knew how to give a lap dance. She stripped and danced for the entire song and then had me reset the CD back to Maria Maria (who was I to argue) and proceeded to give me a blow job with ice cubes in her mouth, on my sack and everywhere else. She did this for what seemed like forever but was probably closer to 15-20 minutes. All I can say is “FUCKING WOW”. We hopped into the cama and proceeded to “mate like minx”. Afterwards she hung out and gave me a few more lap dances before leaving .

Mongering specific info - Looks 7, body 5 (was not as nice when the ropas came off), personality 7, special trick 10
Other info - English 7, intelligence 6,
Price ($125) for about an 1.5.


Coming soon…round 2 with Sacha…he meets his “Gangsta” chica and learns about the Jacuzzi….he watches the Friday night show at the Park and then meets Pamela de IDEMS….and more….

Well, I’m gonna condense the rest of the trip into this final report. (almost)

Monday day 3
I return to the Del Rey to deliver a gift to a girl for a friend. She happened to be there and she, her sister and a friend came with me to the hotel so I could deliver the “regalo”. The sister was a cutie. We returned to the Del Rey and I told the sister “I have a $100 that I can spend in the casino or I can spend it on you. It will take me all night to spend it in the casino so if you want the money you need to spend all night with me” (BTW, She spoke and understood Ingles muy bien). I then told her to take some time and think about it and that she could find me in the casino. I turned towards the casino and she grabbed my elbow and told me that she didn’t need to think about it and off we went. We spent the next 5 hous talking and necking, We didn’t have sex but rather a very interesting hot date. I gave her c10,000 ($30) for her time. She didn’t say a word about the amount but gave me a goodnight kiss and left.

Tuesday – Day 4
I’m obviously a little horny cuz I didn’t score last night and look for the girl so we could consummate our relationship. As I walked thru the bar Sacha (Saturday’s girl) was there smiling at me. She reminded me that I didn’t call her and asked if I wanted company. I of course did. I knew it would be a good time. We agreed on the same deal as before. Needless to say we both enjoyed the night.

Wednesday – day 5
I return to the BM (big surprise) and run into the Colombiana and she starts her negotiatons by rubbing my cock and kissing on me. I tell her “no mas mi amour” and walk away with a slight limp. Even though we had a great time, I wasn’t interested in a repeat. I was looking for Monday’s girl. She showed up around 9:00 and we talked a little and when I asked if she wanted to go she said “no”. I’ll admit I was fucking shocked. So I just walked away. About a half hour later I gathered my thoughts and asked her again. She said “I already told you no”. I asked why? And she explained that she had to wait for a friend and that maybe later we would go. I walked away a rejected man with a broken heart. It was broken ever so briefly though , As I walked into the casino to sulk, pout and feel sorry for myself, I laid eyes on a gorgeous Tica with black hair, classic hispanic face and a knock out (at least in clothes) body. WOW…fucking double WOW. What a perfect remedy for my brief but broken heart. I intercepted her as she changed slot machines. We talked for a few minutes and she agreed to my price and time. So we headed back to the hotel. She acted aloof and different on the walk to the hotel and I thought “oh great, she gonna do the prima donna thing”. She signed in and we got in the elevator and I figured I better find out now what I was in for and pulled her close to see if she would kiss. She did!!!!! Ooh fuckin rah!!!! We got upstairs and she asked if she could use the phone and then showed me a calling card. So I said sure and thought oh great “she’s gonna be one of those that talks on the phone”…..but she didn’t talk long and explained that she was telling her friend that she would be gone till morning. Double ooh fucking rah…..well she looked just as good out of clothes as she did in them and we proceeded to have a great time.
Mongering specific info - Looks 9, body 9, nice ass! Personality 8,
Other info - English 3 (3 words) intelligence 7,
Price C32,000 (about $100) plus c5000 tip (about $15). All night.

Thursday day 6
I stopped by the Hotel Morazon\Tropical Casino on the advice of TampaGringo (THANKS TG!!!!!). I actually stopped by the night before but didn’t see anything I liked. TG had previously told me to buy a beer and check out the scene and if not interested to move on. (he said that this is a good MO for a lot of places…BTW he’s right)
Well tonight, I see a couple of girls that have potential. There are about 4 with pretty faces. Now, the Morazon is different in the fact that the girls are not allowed to be aggressive (according to a few regulars and TG). So it is very difficult to see their bodies or so I thought. After about 2 beers, a few did get up and walk to the bathroom. Two of which interested me when I walked in. Well, Lady Luck continued to smile on me as they both had the body type that I liked. One noticed me checking her out and came over to the bar with her friend. Just as I was about make my move another monger moved in and started talking to her. I’m not new to the scene anymore and know that some guys will just talk. So, as he is talking to her, I get her friends attention and make her realize that I want her friend. The other monger turns to talk to the guy between us and my girl leans forward and smiles. ChaChing!!!!! He shoots…He scores… I move around the other guy and start talking to her. Well, she don’t know no Ingles. So I use my best Tarzan Spanish and we make headway. After about 4 minutes the doorman comes over and asks if I need any help. I’m like “not really” and then he says “Why don’t you take this lovely lady and sit here at a table, where you both can be comfortable” I’m like “duh why didn’t I think of that” (I later find out that he and another girl basically do just that, make sure the guests and girls are comfortable and even translate for you, I guess similar to a mamasan role). All right, long story short - We negotiate in Spanish and I pretty sure she understands my offer. That’s about when the mamasan comes over and asks if I need help. I tell her that I’m pretty sure we have everything handled but would she mind double-checking. So they talk for a few minutes and she gives me this strange look and says “$100 for all night huh”? and I say yes and mention that I don’t want a quick fuckee suckee and was that OK. She said “Oh yeah, she understands and agrees to the deal” The mamas an then asks what hotel and I tell her and then she says you should use the Jacuzzi. So, the girl agrees to that as well. (With a huge grin on her face). I forgot her name but we will call her “Gangsta”. Gangsta tells me that she has to talk to her friend and gets up from the table. I look up and see Gretel the girl form last night. What a fuckin HOTTIE!!!! She smiles and waves and I return the smile. I ask mamasan if she knows her and she says yes, but mentions that Gretel spends to much time at the BM. Well Gangsta comes back and off we go. She immediately grabs my hand and leans against me as we walk to the hotel. She is also a hottie (as a matter of fact my work bids thought she was the hottest one of all). We get to the hotel and I get the Jacuzzi fro 12:00-1:00. We have about a half hour to kill. So we do some serious necking and petting for a half hour then head to the Jacuzzi for another hour of heavy petting and kissing while naked. We finally get back to the room and attack each other. Somehow I end up with another remarkable sex filled night. Why Gangsta you ask? Well in the room and in the Jacuzzi, she shows me her 6 pack abs and baseball sized biceps. She explains in Spanish that her brother and her practice Karate and she shows me a few kicks. Actually, she used me as the target, cuz I got in a boxers pose and told her to “come on let’s see what you got” Thankfully her aim was good and she didn’t make contact. She explained that she had to fight often when growing up and now needed to defend herself from the street thugs. She also had 3 tatoos. She reminded me of the “gangbanger chicks” from So Cal. Thus the name of “Gangsta”
Hey MMD, I thought you said this was gonna be the “long story short version”
It is. :-)

Mongering specific info - Looks 8, body 9, nice ass! Personality 9,
Other info - English 3 (about 3 words) intelligence 10. She somehow was able to understand me and I was able to understand her.
Price C32,000 (about $100) plus c5000 tip (about $15). All night.

MilkManDan,
Great post! I enjoyed meeting you and I'm glad your mongering and Spanish classes both went so well. Sorry I didn't have more time while you were here. My daughter and her friends left a few days ago to return to college so hopefully I'll be able to resume my "normal" activities and contribute some new posts soon.

I did stop into the bar at the Park Hotel for a little while Wednesday night to see a friend who had just arrived in town. Since I had an early morning meeting the next day I had no intention of doing anything but having a couple of beers and heading home.

Well..., it didn't exactly turn out that way. A gorgeous girl I'd never seen before came in, sat down at the bar and started talking to the new bartender, which was a little unusual because the girls at the Park almost never sit at the bar unless they're with a customer. Then she did something even more unusual - she ordered a drink and paid for it herself! What did I have here - a non-working girl? A friend of the bartender stopping by to visit?

My curiousity got the better of me. When she pulled a cigarette out of her purse, I quickly slid over a couple of stools and offered her a light, abandoning my friend in mid-sentence. Sorry amigo, I just couldn't resist.

I was rewarded with a nice smile and struck up a conversation with my broken Spanish (she spoke only a few words of English). She was 22, had a baby at home, worked a regular day job, and had never been into the hotel before (Oh, and she was really beautiful! Did I say that before?)

We talked a bit and I asked her to have dinner with me which she accepted. She turned out to be an interesting, intelligent young woman. Even with my limited Spanish we found plenty to talk about and had a great time. Oh, and she was really beautiful!

Afterwards, I asked her to come home with me to Alajuela but she declined, saying she needed to go home. So, we walked back to the bar at the Park. After buying her a drink and seeing that she didn't seem to be in too much of a hurry to go home, I excused myself, went to the desk, and rented a short-time room. Even though there had been no discussion about sex or money, I was confident she'd go upstairs with me, which she did.

She was definitely an amateur, but an enthuiastic one. I lost track of time but we spent two or three hours together, and had "highly, mutually satisfactory" experiences. Afterwards, I gave her 10,000 colones which she accepted with gratitude and a note with her home phone number.

I went to my meeting the next morning with too little sleep and a mild hangover, but otherwise very happy.

I called her this afternoon and set up a dinner date (at my home) next week.

Pura Vida!
TG

TG,

You ol devil you. I'm not surprised one bit! Just one question though, was she gorgeous? :-)

Hey, I will be back in CR 3/8,3/9 and leave at 7:45 p.m. on 3/10. I'll explain why in my next story :-)

We should be able to meet for a beer and meal. I have a feeling I'll be with my new favorita! (next story)

MMD

MMD-

Uhh...yeah,she was gorgeous! I'll look forward to the rest of your story and to seeing you in March.

TG