Where did the last Chapter leave off. I think that the short interlude covering the time Blazers, Happy Monger and I were partying in Pattaya. As I’m thinking of where to start, I’ve remembered another of those funny moments. When Blazers, THM and I walked into TG Bar on Soi Six, this one skanky looking girls jumped into my lap and said into my ear “We go upstairs you fuck ass”. Only on Soi Six.

Not long into this time poor Blazers had to go back to work in America. My recollections are vague, because I can't remember shit (too much drinking and women, I think dad warned me about that). I know that the day after we ate at Shenanigans I called my Thai gf, Dani. Not all that surprisingly Dani was at my hotel room within a half hour. There was some very good happy to see you sex and I had a good time with her at the pool, playing pool, and hanging with THM.

Photos: Dani 35 36

As a side story to this there is the story of THM and “Olive Oil”. Olive Oil is a Thai girl in her late twenties named Fong. THM and I nicknamed her Olive Oil because she looks a little like Olive Oil. For the last couple of years she has worked at one of the beer bars in the Night Out Complex between Soi Seven and Central Pattaya. On another trip a little over a year ago THM went with her and I went with another girl from the same complex. I didn’t like the other girl enough to keep her for the next day, but THM kept Olive Oil a few days, in fact that was when I switched and spent a few days with Toy, who I’ve mentioned above. Olive Oil fell stone cold in love with THM. I think that she didn’t care about a tip or money but just wanted to be with him.

On other trips that THM wasn’t on, I would go to the Night Out complex and Olive Oil’s bar to play pool and relax with whatever girl I’d be with, but often Dani, because it was a good place to relax and they had a band that played live 60s-80s music. I’d usually buy a few drinks for Olive Oil while I was there and Olive Oil became friends with Dani after a while. Every time I’d see her she’d ask about THM and show me his business card with his picture on it. Last December’s trip she gave me a beautiful scarf she was knitting to give to THM. So now THM was in Pattaya and Olive Oil moved to a new bar. As we were driving down Soi Eight all of a sudden we hear Olive calling out to us. We stopped, had a few drinks and THM promised Olive that he’d come back the next night for her. As plans work, THM met Jintana at a Soi Seven beer bar the next afternoon and never went back for Olive Oil. Just going to show no trip works as planned. Of course this episode may have been the first Thai girl telling Dani that she thought she’d seen me before I called her.

Either way, it didn’t take Dani long to be saying to me “I think you come to Thailand before you call me” and “When you come to Thailand, you not lie me”. To me this shows the fickle part of the Thai bar girls in general. By the second day I’d heard Dani on the phone with her boyfriend from England. This didn’t bother me as long as she held it down to short times after all she needs to make a living when I’m not there. But she needs to have a lot of nerve to ask me what I did when I’m not with her under those circumstances.

By about the fifth day the door girls at the new Misty’s off Walking Street were telling Dani that they’d seen me for a couple of weeks before she knew I was in town and I was saying that it was not her business. That her business was keeping little Gurock happy. Two days before THM left Dani told me that she wanted to go to the hair salon with THM’s girl and that I should pick her up in two hours. She said “You not go Soi Six and get short time girl while I gone”. So THM and I went to Lólita's, after all she didn’t tell me don’t go to Lólita's.

When we went to pick up the girls, the first thing I heard was “I think you went to Soi Six, don’t lie me”. Of course THM and I said we played pool and didn’t go to Soi Six. Since we didn’t go to Soi Six and we played pool with the blow job girls after our sessions we weren’t lying.

Soon this was forgotten, we went to dinner and had a good night. The next afternoon Dani tells me at the pool that she wants to go get Thai food with Dani’s girl and You not go Soi Six and get short time girl while I gone”. We agreed to meet in two or three hours on Soi Seven at THM’s girls bar. Of course THM and I went right to Soi Six for short time girls. When we got to Soi Seven and met up with the girls Dani went into full temper tantrum that “I lie her and that I was at Soi Six”. Of course I denied everything, but the temper tantrum wasn’t ending. So needless to say I gave Dani her walking papers that night while THM was having a great last night with his girl.

This turned out to be the best thing that could have happened for me as it worked out THM left in the morning but Sockboy50, his friend Gary, Carlo840 and Snooky all got to town. These guys all turned out to be a great bunch and I had a great time terrorizing bar girls with them.

This was Gary’s first trip to Asia and Sockboy50’s second trip to Pattaya. My first assignment was showing them Lólita's. Since neither of them had motorbikes, I took my motorbike at walking pace and led them there from Pattaya Bay Resort. Anyone who saw Gary’s face when he came down from the room would have laughed. I think that this might have elicited from him one of the first comments of “Why didn’t anyone tell him that it would be this good” Now you also need to know that Gary isn’t new to the hobby. He’s made many trips to Costa Rica and a couple of trips to Brazil.

My recollection is that we did a Walking Street tour that night. I think this included, Living Dolls 1, Peppermint, Happy, Beach Club (I think I showed the guys what drink slut would let me do for free drinks), Supergirl, Superbaby and maybe some others. As silly as it is, I really don’t remember who I barfined that night, it might have been the night that I did a slinky little thing from Superbaby that wouldn’t agree to pictures. She was hot looking and a pretty good roll in the sack, but her idea of long time was to wake me at 8:00 in the morning about going home.

The next day progressed into showing Gary where Soi Six was and many girls saying come here handsome man for him. This will have to wait for another chapter as I can’t keep my eyes open and have to be at work early tomorrow morning.

man i remember the beach club drink slut vividly now
she had a lot of energy
cant wait to terrorize the bar gals again soon!!

pattaya tequila boy sockboy50