Prologue

I bought a one way ticket for an evening flight from London to Hong Kong with Oasis Hong Kong. How would I get to London? I could fly. I could take the Eurostar. I could take a bus. But none of the options were appealing, as they were either too expensive or would get me into town at an inconvenient time.

In the end, I decided on the cheapest option. Taking the overnight Eurolines bus from Belgium to London meant I’d be arriving in London early morning. But the money saved could go towards the expensive London escort that would add the UK to my portfolio.

AdultWork

When I asked Bbois for advice on where to find a camera-friendly girl in London, he suggested I check out the AdultWork site:

http://www.adultwork.com

AdultWork has extensive search facilities, and I figured I’d be ambitious with my initial search. I looked for girls in the London region, who could accommodate me in their apartment and whose enjoy list included French Kissing, Oral without Protection and Modeling. I half expected the search to come up empty and couldn’t believe my eyes when it yielded hundreds of candidates!

I narrowed the search to girls in the Westminster area, where the bus station was. I still had plenty of options! I started checking the girls’ profiles…

Anal Prinsex

What a name! What a gal! Here are a few excerpts from her ad:

I would say that anal is my first love (maybe I should make that last sentence into a song LOL) Yeah I love being fucked up the arse.

Having hot cum shot all over my face is another of my loves. I like to suck and tease until it’s about to squirt and then let it fire all over my face and mouth...LUV IT!!!!!!!

I make my own porn films and will be the star of yours if you wish.

I believe I am the sexiest, hottest and got to be the most filthy escort you will ever have the pleasure of meeting.

Most girls talk good sex but I AM the Prinsex of Anal...





Her ad didn’t mention a phone number, so I tried to set up a date with my favorite slut through the site. Alas! My Anal Prinsex never replied.

Chrissy BB

The Eurolines bus was hours ahead of schedule as it drove into Victoria Coach Station at 4.30 AM. It was still dark as I walked to the nearby train station. I didn’t catch much sleep. I felt knackered. I desperately tried to keep myself awake, so nobody would steal my luggage. I dozed off a few times anyway.

The morning seemed to last forever. Around 11 AM, I got my laptop out and started looking at the pictures of girls whose AdultWork ad contained a phone number. That got my adrenaline flowing.

The first girl I called was Chrissy BB. Like Anal Prinsex, her profile has disappeared. Here are a few of her pictures, both from AdultWork and the Your Sweet Angels escort site:

http://www.yoursweetangels.com











Hungarian Chrissy answered the phone. She was available from 1 PM and sent me her address by SMS. After a quick lunch, I dropped my luggage off at the left luggage counter and took the tube from Victoria Station to Gloucester Road. My phone’s GPS system showed me the way to the Ambassadors hotel.

The maids were just finishing cleaning Chrissy’s room. The hotel where she was staying had recently become non-smoking. Both Chrissy and her roommate were heavy smokers and the Romanian maids were telling them off. Chrissy was handed a paper stating that they’d be evicted if they persisted smoking in the room. Chrissy was furious! There’s not much love lost between Hungarians and Romanians anyway.

Chrissy’s mood didn’t exactly improve when she received a phone call from her agency. They weren’t happy that she neglected to inform them that she had a customer. Being slagged off by everyone, Chrissy wasn’t a happy camper. She wanted to go back to Hungary!

I tried to console her as we both lit up a cigarette. But Chrissy’s mood clearly shows in the pictures:







Photos: Chrissy BB 01 02 03 04 05

After I took a very welcome shower, Chrissy forgot about her troubles, as she grabbed hold of me and French kissed me with a passion. Her big hooters felt real, though Chrissy readily admitted they were fake. The BBBJ felt amazing, but Chrissy stopped at just the wrong time. When I told her I wanted to come in her mouth, Chrissy had no problem finishing the job.

After a quick wash, I was dying to fuck Chrissy and simply jumped her bones. Chrissy had her tongue down my throat the whole time she was riding me. When she switched to reverse cowgirl, the huge angel wings tattoo on her ass looked great as my dick was sliding in and out of her wet pussy. I took over again and drilled her doggy and missionary style. But the second round ended just like the first, with me unloading another protein shake in her mouth. And yep, Chrissy swallows!

Chrissy didn’t come cheap. One hour with this tattoo-covered Hungarian vixen set me back 150 GBP. But with no need for accommodation and a limited transportation cost (5,10 GBP for the tube rides), it was actually a cheap way to add a new country to my list. And Chrissy was absolutely wonderful!

BTW, as her nickname implies, Chrissy will do it bareback... for an extra 100 GBP.

One for the Road?

Walking back to the tube station, my backpack felt heavy. My camera felt heavy. My legs felt heavy. There were a few other girls I would have loved to meet. I had plenty of time left. I didn’t care about the money. But I hardly got any sleep. I’d shot 2 loads during an exhausting session with Chrissy. I simply didn’t have the power...

Final Words

London has a reputation for being super-expensive. It is! Attracted by London’s pot of gold, babes from all over Europe and the rest of the world flock to the UK capital, hoping to strike it rich. In an oversaturated market, the girls have to provide great service to make the big bucks. And they do! If you have the cash, the London escorts seem ready to fulfill any fantasy or perversion you can conjure up.

People have stated that you’re better off staying in London than buying a cheap plane ticket to the Baltics. Having visited the Baltic States, I couldn’t agree more!

Loso

interesting to see that you could fuck a Hungarian in London cheaper then in her own country of Hungary !!

thanks for the report and pics !

Wow, really...it costs more than $300 US to fuck a Hungarian girl in Hungary?
Crissy's body looks pretty nice, but those tats are just plain 'ole disgusting.

It seems to me that the best deals are still in the FKK's. After reading Loso's report on the Baltics I've decided not to head there in the future.

BTW, London is expensive, you can find a lot cheaper action if you find yourself going out of town.

Adultwork is certainly a good source of P4P action, and as a local, I often use it myself. Most of the profiles on this site are totally genuine, but there are a number of scams around, of which the Private Gallery scam is probably the most common. Your Anal Prinsex may have been an example of this scam, in which the punter is lured in by a profile that is every guy's fantasy, e.g. anal, bareback, CIM, movies. The profile will generally inlcude a couple of photos in the free gallery and many more in the Private Gallery, for which you have to pay a subscription to view, usually about £3 for a week. The unsuspecting punter will cough up the gallery fee to check out the goods before ordeing, only to find that they are then unable to contact the girl to make a date. Often the fake profiles have been placed there by pimps, using their unsuspecting girlfriend's pictures as bait. £3 does not sound a lot but with hundreds of hits a week, it soon adds up to a nice little earner.
My recommendation for any Hombre spending a few days in London is to head for
http://www.sacredroseparties.co.uk/index/home.html
- surely the best value for money in town. I will be posting a report on their services in the UK/London thread shortly.

Happy Monger & Cincoleche,

In Estonia & Lithuania, the P4P scene is really small. You can get good service, but it’ll cost you almost as much as in London. Adding in the airfare & accommodation, those countries may prove more expensive than London.

In Latvia, I found it impossible to get decent service.

Hungary is not a Baltic country, but my statement may apply to other EE countries as well. When I spent a few days in Budapest last year, I paid 22000-30000 HUF (currently 145-197 USD) for an hour. That was for outcall and included multiple shots, DFK, BBBJ & pictures. With one girl, anal was included as well.

Downandup,

FKKs are a good deal! Sadly, none of them allow pictures. As an avid collector, I simply ain’t interested unless pictures are part of the deal.

Icarus,

I only contacted Anal Prinsex 1-2 days before I left, so she may have been busy. I would never pay 3 GBP to see extra pictures of a girl I haven’t fucked, but I did pay for access to Chrissy BB’s private gallery. In this picture from that gallery, you can clearly see the angel wings tattoo.

Looking forward to your report on the Sacred Rose Parties.

Loso

Oops! Fucked up there. Forgot that action pics aren't allowed on CH.

This is the cleaned up version.



Loso

I like the "baby batter" photos!

Let's go back to that format.......

I go to London on business a lot and it is damn expensive. However, you just have to gut up and pay the price. 150 pounds is about standard. Asian girls are available at that price and Eastern European girls too, but many start trending to 200. Really the purchasing power of a pound is about equal to a $, so the prices are not bad viewed that way, but with the weak dollar and high cost of London it is $300. Not 3rd world prices, but in line with New York City, say.

At these rates I recommend going to a review site to insure that you get a good session and to have review comments on looks since photos are often deceptive. Both of these are pay sites but are worth it given the $300 cost -- you sure don't want a lousy session.

www.theeroticreview.com will do the trick and provide links to various web sites. www.captain69.co.uk does as well but it is not as easy to use as TER.

great images.
Chrissy must have set you back huge.
I couldn't blame you for flipping the cost on a winner but the dbl dollar rule in Euro land is an instant US mind fuck. I've heard horror storys re: money exchange. 20.00 for mcdonalds in Paris etc.
THe french kissing benefit however trumps the cost. The site by the way of the escorts was amazing. One girl on there was electric..
A blond in red.. don't recall her name. I wouldn't put london as my first mongering Inn. Years ago however in Berlin the street girls were insanely hot and a third of the current cost.