Here is my brief report on my 2 week trip to Peru. Sorry, no pictures. I only took pics of the non-pros. Once again, I waited too long to post this report, so my memory is a little fuzzy. So here are some rambling thoughts:

FIRST IMPRESSIONS
A big part of traveling for me is the adventure of it all. I like it when the destination is a little edgy and not well traveled. As I was sitting on the plane I realized half the plane was loaded with backpackers and old ladies. So much for edgy. As I found out later, most split from Lima to surrounding tourist spots.

Arriving in Lima, I flew right through customs. The driver was there waiting as planned and off to the Maria Lusia in Miraflores. As we pulled up to the hotel I saw some shady looking character standing in front of the hotel. As I got out of the taxi I realized it was CFK. All kidding aside, it was a pleasant surprise. I quickly checked in and off we went. CFK gave me a run down of the area and helped me get my bearings. Thanks again CFK.

LIMA
The Miraflores area is nice with plenty of great restaurants. I ate at one restaurant in particular several times with dates. It was really good. Unfortunately, I cant recall the name. I know the name started with witch in spanish (bruja). It is a really popular place. Maybe one of the Lima vets knows the place I am talking about.

I wound up changing hotels after a couple of days. The Maria Luisa wasn’t bad especially for the price, I just wanted something a little nicer. Once Whitty showed up in Lima we moved to the St. Martin, which CFK hooked us up with a discounted price.

The weather was perfect the entire trip. Just like Colombia, most Peruvian guys don’t wear shorts except on Sundays.

Most areas of Miraflores are really safe. We were out all night walking around and never had a problem. Whitty is a big fucking guy, so that might have had something to do with it. Many of the girls I talked to have their own taxi driver. The waitress that I dated told me she has been robbed 5 times by taxi drivers.

MACHUPICCHU
Machupicchu was well worth going to, but n hindsight, we could have gone there in about half the time. Basically, we flew from Lima to Cusco. Stayed the night in Cusco, took a taxi to the train station, which I think was about an hour drive, then the train to Agua Caliente. BTW, great scenery on the train ride up. We stayed the night in Agua Caliente, then up to Machupicchu the next morning at 5:30am. Seeing the sunrise up there was awesome. Back down to Cusco for one more night, then back to Lima.

The altitude in Cusco gave me a bit of a headache the first day, but was gone the next day. Once we left Cusco I felt great. When we came back to Cusco so did the headache, but again it was gone the second day. Both girls got sick. They make a kind of gum you can buy at a farmacia to get rid of the altitude headache. They also make altitude sickness pills, but I think that is what got Whitty’s girl sick. Later I was told that all of the hotels have oxygen. If you take a few hits of oxygen it will get rid of your headache. I was also told not to drink anything cold. I don’t know if that is true or not.

BTW, if you go to Cusco I would recommend eating at Cicciolina’s. It is located at Calle Triunfo 393. We had some great meals in Peru and this was by far the best. I would even say it was one of my best all time meals.

CLUBS
CFK introduced me to Club 69. We had not been in the place 10 minutes and we both found what we were looking for. Cute little spinners. I think we bar fined them and were out of there in less then 30 minutes. There were a number of girls I would have taken and had planned on going back, but never made it. CFK dropped my girl and I off at my hotel and he went on his way with his girl. Although it was a little pricey, my girl rocked.

Another night CFK took me to Tequila Rock. This place reminds me a lot of LDV in Cartagena, although I would say the talent in LDV is much better. I think I went to TR two more times and I was over it. My opinion is the girls there are too hard core pro for me.

CHEAP PUSSY
CFK took me to one of the finer establishments in Lima called La Cuchara. This is one of those places where the girls stand in the doorway and you walk down the hall and pick one. There were a few that were doable. I did two (separately). I am going to bring it up now before CFK does. The pussy was so cheap I got mixed up and way over paid. I don’t want to say how much. In my defense it was only my second day and I was not in the groove with the conversion. Ok, CFK you can give me shit now. This was really not my kind of place, especially when I found out the girls just kind of give it a little splash of water afterwards. I am glad I checked it out, but probably not my kind of place.

NON-PROS
I spent a great deal of my time with non-pros on this trip. Lima is actually easier to hook up with non-pros than MDE. The second night in Lima I hooked up with a non-pro. Her personality is a 10, great body, natural breast, pretty, and best of all fucked my brains out. She also owns her own business and insisted on buying some of the time. Weird, but it was a nice change.

The second day I was with her she took me to lunch with her father. It was a tad uncomfortable since he and I are the same age. It didn’t seem to bother him.

One of the first things she told me was that she is a good girl. On our second date she informed me nothing would happen until our third date (maybe). Although I was a little disappointed, I thought it would be worth the wait. When it turned midnight she let me know since it was a new day that it counted as the third date and took me back to the hotel and fucked my brains out.

We had a great time together, we went to the movies, dinners, shopping (looking only). I did tighten up a bit when she took me to look at refrigerators. I had visions of Jag.

It was going so well I asked her to go to Machupicchu with me. Especially since Whitty was taking a girl, I didn’t want to be a third wheel. On the flight to Cusco we had a blast, talking, laughing and getting along great. As soon as we got to Cusco she says she does not feel good and her attitude changed completely. I think it was the altitude. None of us really felt great, in fact, Whitty’s girl spent the night puking. The next morning my girl says she has a headache and wants me to take her back home to Lima. I told her really nicely that I had planned this trip for a long time and I wanted to go on to Machupicchu, but if she wanted to go home it was no problem and I would take her to the airport. We could get together in Lima in a couple of days. All of a sudden she started pitching a fit in the middle of the hotel. I don’t think it was so much the headache, she just wanted to get her way. She sees she is not going to get her way and gets really pissed. Then she turns and says Voy! , walks out of the hotel and jumps in a cab. I am standing there trying to figure out what the fuck just happened.

Later she tracked us down at lunch and wanted to talk it over (me going back to Lima with her). I was probably too hard on her but I wasn’t 100% myself. I told her she acted like brat and I would not put up with her temper. That was the last time I saw her. I called her when I got back to Lima and told her I would pay for the cost to change her ticket, but she would not take it. She apologized for the way she acted. We planned on getting together, but I got sidetracked by a sweet little waitress.

One night Whitty and I were at dinner and started buying shots for the staff. When the restaurant closed three of the girls took us to an after-hours club called Chollos. We hadn’t been in the taxi 2 minutes and Whitty and his girl are going at it. He can elaborate if he wants to. I am not sure exactly where the club is located, but I do know it was really seedy and we were the only gringos in the place. Just my kind of place. The place was really jumping and everyone there was really friendly. They put on a dance show for us, asked us what music to play. The girls said they never do that. It was a great time. I think we danced almost every song until 7:30am. Nothing like walking out into the bright sun in the morning hammered drunk. Whitty went back with his girl and I took mine to her house. She was really hammered. We had to stop the taxi a couple of times for her to puke. I knew I was in trouble when I thought she looked just a good after puking.

She is a beautiful 26 year old with a killer personality. I wont bore you with the rest of the details, but we went out every day until I had to go home. Its probably a good thing I had to go home or I might be done now. We stay in touch every couple of days by phone or text message.

SPAS
There were only a couple of pros that were what I would call good performers. The best place we went and really enjoyed was Ozona Spa. Whitty and I went several times trying to do a couple of fellow hombres a favor. We couldn’t come through on the favor, but in the end they did us a favor. This place is the closest thing to a terma. Ozona Spa by far had the best looking girls. I had one come over to my hotel on my last day and she was one of the highlights of the trip. She said it was only her second day. I usually don’t believe that shit, but given how nervous she was I think she was telling me the truth. She was really, really tight and got extremely wet. Ahh, the memories.

INTERNET CALL SERVICE
Whitty and I spent a good amount of time checking out Perutops.com. We went with two of the sites that had the best reviews and sorted through all of the girls. In the end it didn’t matter because neither one of the girls were the girls we picked. Mine was barely fuckable. She did give a great BBBJ. Whitty’s was so bad he couldn’t fuck her. We didn’t try another service.

STREET ACTION
We were at Pizza Alley one night and I spotted a really hot chica so I went over and talked with her. I came back and told Whitty I had a bad feeling about her so I passed. Later on in the night we ran into her again. After more persuading on her part (ok she gave me a great DFK while stroking my cock), I decided to take her back to the hotel (I am so weak).

On the way to the hotel she tells me she has no ID. I thought it would be a problem, but the St. Martin didn’t even stop us at the front desk (nor did they stop any other girl I brought in). When we get in the room I knew my first instincts were right. First, she let me know there would be no kissing. But wait, what about on the street? No entiendo. It goes down hill from there, because now the price has changed. So we haggle about that for 15 minutes. It just fucks up the mood.

I am glad I went through my stuff in the bathroom earlier because she goes in there and stays for a good 20 minutes. I know she is going through my stuff. She comes out totally naked except her panties. Smoking hot with perfect natural tits. But there is now another problem, I could see (smell) she is on the rag (ugh). She said no problem, I could fuck her in the ass. Not what I asked for, but fine by me. In the prior interview process I confirmed a BBBJ. She tried to put on the condom. I reminded her of the BBBJ agreement. Although she agreed and went to work, she did everything but put it in her mouth. She kept wiping if off. Not wiping it off like it was a dick either, more like it wasn’t attached to my body. I couldn’t take it anymore and finally gave in to the condom. Once the condom was on, I have to say she gave a great blow job, in fact she did everything she could to get me off without fucking (and almost succeeded). I appreciated the effort, but I wanted full service.

Funny thing was when it came time to actually fuck her in the ass, she made like she was done. Oh no, there was more. Believe me, I made up for all of her BS. In the future she may want to take some time off next time she is on the rag.

Although I had everything put away, I knew not to let this girl alone in the room. She wanted to give me her number, so I went out to get a pen and paper as quick as I could. You know when something is not right, but cant figure it out? Well, when I went back in the room I could just feel something wasn’t right. She took off pretty quick after that. I went back in the bedroom and finally figured out what wasn’t right. No music. The little bitch tried to get my iPod that was plugged into portable speakers. She unplugged one connection, but couldn’t get the one at the bottom with the clips.

SUMMARY
Non-pros are as good as it gets in Peru, great passion, skills, etc. If you want to go the non-pro route it is very easy. The pros leave a lot to be desired. I think that if you spent enough time in Lima like RT, CFK and some of the other guys it is a completely different experience than what I had.

I would say the food in Peru was the best I have had in all of the places I have been. I liked the fact they have a lot of food that is special to Peru.

I know I will probably get a lot of shit from you guys because it seems like this is mostly a negative report, but it was just my experience. I would go back, but only for non-pros and hit up the pros when I strike out with the non-pros. Or better yet, if I could get CFK to give up some of his fucking phone numbers.

In contrast, I have gone through 50 condoms in 10 days in Rio, I don’t think I was with more than 15 girls in 2 weeks in Peru. All in all, still a great trip.

I would like to thank everyone here that posted trip reports, especially RT and CFK. It just makes for a much better trip when you know all the where, whats, and how much. Also, thanks to Latinalover for the heads up on the club he suggested. If I hadn’t had a date later than night I could have hooked up with a cute 24 year old.

PS I was in California this weekend. Forget about getting a second look, I couldn’t get a first look. We all live in a fantasy land in South America, but I am ok with that.

Later, AZ

Azguy
Thank you! I know a few guys who had shit times in Lima, including myself, but non of them want to post negative reports, my report should be up next week. I have had a few members that I respect PM me with similar horror stories, why they didn't give me a heads up before I went to Peru I don't know.

I had the same type of pro and non pro experiences as you and you where lucky that you never pulled a girl from TR they make your Pizza Alley girl look like a saint.

Keep up the good work.

azguy,
as soon as you got out of the airport werent there old ladies there selling coca leaves??? those are to chew to help you acclimate to the altitude.. i chewed the whole time i was in peru.. three weeks exactly.. anywhere i went i only a couple of times gulped for a breath but never got a headache.. i was lucky enough to be in the hands of a shaman.. he owns a health food restaurant in cusco and an internet cafe as you get off the train in aguas caliente.. we were allowed into macchu picchu on june 21 late at night for a ceremony.. i was probably one of only a handful of people who have ever done this.. it was truly a gift..i think the woman in peru are the bomb and also agree nonpros are the way to go

Isawal, This was just my experience. Someone else could hit the same spots I did a week later and have a completely different experience.

I still had a great time. I would go back. Like I said, the regular Lima guys have a completely different trip. The real key to Lima is the semi-pro action, but it takes a while to get hooked in.

Xm, I only saw the coca tea at the hotel. It was only a slight headache, but I wish I would have known that. I wonder if the leaves would give you a buzz.

AZGuy: Thanks for a great report. Glad to know you are still having fun.

rm

az..lol.. yes they do give you a bit of as buzz and numb your cheeks and gums a lil

I hope to see PERU soon !! or more bluntly....The Peruvian Pussy ( t.p.p.)

Azman nice report on Peru.So you thought the pro scene was not that great overall? I hope i have better luck when i go in November.Thanks for the heads up on Lima.

Gonna be in Peru for the month of August actually, trying to figure out an itinerary to balance the p*ssy/ sight-seeing ratio...

7beckham,
there is more p*ssy than time....a nice ratio

Is anyone planning a trip to Lima during the 4th of July weekend? I was hoping to meet up with someone whom really knows the ropes there. 2 buddies of mine are thinking of going as well. We are the same group that is planning to go to the Medellin Mansion for Memorial Day weekend. For the last two years we have met in DR and I have been to CR several times. We want to try new places and new venues. Any help you can give us is greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance. I plan to make trip reports to give back to the group. Thanks again.

RT here. All your questions on this thread (and your other posts) have been answered many times here. Read up in the Peru threads and TRs and over in the Colombia section for your other trip, and if you have specifics, come back with them in the appropriate places. There are guys here with a wealth of information on your prospective trip sites.

But questions like, "What is the Mansion?" over in a Colombia thread shows an opportunity to do a little more research before asking.

In short -- I just read your 'Blackbeards' post -- you say that jumping right into a pool of available young girls all in one location (a la Blackbeards, the MM, and I presume, the Del Rey or Sportsman's Lodge) is important to you on a short trip. You might want to pass on Lima as a mongering spot. The girls are here (and there are plenty of them), but you're going to have to go and get them. There's no 'point and click' spot in Peru, at least that I know of. There's some good clubs, some nice whorehouses, and one (or 3) really rocking massage parlors, but no 'live here, eat here, screw here' location.

PS - Submit your photos to support@clubhombre.com with the pertinent information. Hombre will get them up and posted for you!