Now that I take only 3 trips a year, compared to 6 or 7 before, my last day on each trip is always very mellow as I mentally prepare myself for getting back to LOC(Land of Cunts). No matter how much I want to go nuts and party hard with 3 or 4 girls, I always end up taking it easy as a long flight with a hangover is not picnic. It was raining hard my last couple nights in Pattaya and that keeps a lot of the girls home for some stupid reason. The streets were semi-flooded in some parts and hard rain really makes Pattaya sloppy. Was having a hard time finding a hottie my last night but did find a decent looking girl that kept smiling at me and blowing me kisses at Superbaby a gogo. This is one of the few times that I allowed the girl to pick me, instead of the other way around.

I should have stuck to my philosophy of never picking a girl that is too aggressive in trying to get a barfine. It was only about 10pm but this girl put on the full court press for me to barfine her and she looked hot in a bikini so I picked her. Once she put her clothes on, she basically looked like an ordinary Filipina and I was a bit dissapointed. I prefer girls with a nose but this girl seemed sweet and affectionate so we went back to my hotel.

I decided to check out a renovated hotel on Beach Road called Baboona. They have a pretty good web site and their rates are decent for low season. The hotel is quite modern with a nice LCD tv, large bed, nice high thread count linens, beautiful new gym, rain style shower head and includes two drinks in your fridge. I believe the deluxe sea view room on the top floor includes beer(Derekh confirmed this). Has nice view on the top two floors but the middle floors have some of the view obstructed by wires. I thought the wireless was shitty and mostly not working but I was only there one day. The other large drawback is that the owner is Korean which means large Korean groups pack the place and you guys know my opinion about Korean nationals and politeness. This hotel just confirmed my position. Here are some photos of the hotel.










Well once I got the girl back into the room, she was a total cunt. Was in a rush to get down to business, gave a half hearted BJ, was adamant about condom use and laid there like a dead fish. She did an about face once in the room and this was par for the course for girls who are aggressive in getting clients. She did have a nice tight body but wasnt even a trophy fuck as she is what I would consider below average for Thailand. The final straw was her saying, "why you not cum yet" after only 5 minuted of missionary action. Did this girl go to the Tijuana school of passionate fucking? Most of you who have met me in Asia realize that I really turn on the charm with girls and always real sweet to them...which is opposite of my online persona. In this particular case I lost my patience and turned her around doggie for a hard grudge fuck before pulling out, throwing the condom on her back and shooting a fairly large load all over her long hair and one last show caught her cheek as she turned to look back. She wasn't pissed off and I told her I diddnt think it would shoot that far. She was upset that she had to wash her hair as she said she had to go back to work(likely to try for another short time). When she left, she had only been there less than an hour so I gave her 1,500 baht as she was ready to leave with wet hair in the rain. She was furious and said that she always gets 2,500 baht for ST. I told her that I never had a girl ask for that much and she was the worst Thai girl I had met in 6 years in Thailand. She looked at me with shock but took a deep breath and gave me a wai before leaving with a smile. I never yelled at her but was calm and smiled. She got the hint. My only real bad session on my trip and every destination usually give me one bad session...que sera sera.

Photos: Superbaby 21 22 23


Final thoughts on Thailand on my last chapter.

Well nobody bats 1.000, too bad she didn't have a teddy bear you could wipe your ass with. The Bait and switch always makes me pissed.

She definitely looks typical pinay in the face but her body much much tighter than you average PI girl.

Thanks for continuing to post detailed, entertaining, and well prepared trip reports.

ya Baboona has a nice room for the price and right across from the beach, girl looks nice but attitudes are everything. Why the change attitudes really hurts them when its time for the tip, but no one said they are smart over there.