My visit to Odessa Ukraine. 4 days of fun

This report should be taken as hypothetical and a work of fiction. Was in Odessa on business and found it quite lively. The guidebook told me it was possible to get in with the wrong type of people here and they seem to be correct. I hit the Seamen's social club [yes..a real place and an international resource in most ports] first since guys off boats often will be very familiar with local action without speaking say Tagalog or Ukrainian. It is actually not a bad move in any port city. If anyone asks say you are a "bridge officer' and they will leave you alone. Referred to several night clubs.

Bounty at Riviera Beach.. some amateur action with some drop dead beautiful blonds. 9-10 and i dont really like blonds. Cash..about 6$ US at door. you must have leather soled shoes??? No tennis shoes. Girls will run up a bar tab pretty quick then quote you an absurd price of $200 us. They will not speak any english. Simply write the amount you want to pay on a piece of paper and see what happens. Most typical going rate about $100 toda la noche. They really want to stay in a nice hotel and eat breakfst in bed. Whatever. But they will stay later in a nice place.

Ibiza,
One of the hottest places i have been. Far wilder than Club Hell in Rio. Very mod and techno. Best bet is to pick up a girl at the beach and invite her. My room had the club on tv,,ch29,,,from MN to dawn. Since cover was $20 you wont find anything inside but taking a local girl there wil really win her over.

Finally try Arkadia apts as a place to stay. You could bring in a performing bear and no one would say anything.
I suspect the russian mafia runs most of this as there seemed to be an undercurrent of understanding among many different people.

Streetmeat:
Actaully quite tasty. If they make eye contact with you they seem to be interested but communication can be a real problem. I hired a cabby..
EDGAR h:787-75-35
mobile;3-8-050-390-89-17.

He handled the translation and drove me all over the place for $75 / day. He explained, hypothetically of course, that many cabbies had preferred casa's [to much time in Rio for me?] where they got a kickback from. Went with his recommendation and hit a home run. a pediatric doctor who lived with 6-7 other business girls. 60 Euro or $100 for short time. they all walk out to meet you and you get FREE drinks..at leat one..maybe more but was not interested. Treated her nicely and mentioned Ibiza..she left with me and we had true GFE for 2 days before I had to leave. Cost 100$ a day for anything all day.
So, language not a major issue, this place was sin city and they know what you are there for. I. Their was a lot of street drug use but the best policy is to avoid breaking the law.

Edgar warned me about "Dynamos", Usually Russian girls here on vacation that you meet[ meat?] at the beach. They con a great dinner out of you at an expensive restaurant then leave the table for the bathroom and dont come back. get their cell first and make sure it works. I had one girl, in cahoots with the bar, have two drinks with me and then disappear. I then got a bill for $40. I went and got Edgar who got the cops. What a deal. They get $30 back but Ed says give $10 to cop. OK. Then I have to give $10 to Edgar....had a good laugh over that.
Anyone will have a good visit to Odessa ..I intend to return next spring.