Well this was my first trip to Rio back in September 2007. Me and 3 of my boys I grew up with decided to do this for all of our 40th b-days and we could not have chosen a better place. Plus I ended up meeting this cat from NY on the plane (his second visit) he schooled me on a few things also. Funny because while talking to him on the plane ride I found out we had the same last name and our b-days we’re on the same day. Go figure. Anyway……I leave Atlanta head to NY…..from NY we fly to Sao Paulo, have an hour delay, and then on to RIO.

When we hit Rio and landed and the plane taxi’s I am looking at some of the baggage carriers unloading the plane some are women, and even in those jump suits some of them had on they we’re fine as hell, usually in a job like that you don’t see women with ass like that unloading a plane…and they we're cute too....LOL. Plus my boy from NY was telling me how Rio was….. and I have to say I DID NOT BELIEVE A WORD HE WAS SAYING. To me there was no way in the BLUE HELL pussy came that easy in RIO. No freakin way. So we depart the plane and get to customs and while standing in line I’m about to lose my damn mind with all this ass I am seeing. My dick is getting on my last nerve cause he keeps asking me did you see that ….man look at that, dude look at that ass over there….LOL.

So I get me and him out of customs and on to get our luggage……it gets worse. Down stairs where we had to pick up our luggage…..I have never seen such a plethora of ass before in my life. Well I have but not FINE ass. I mean 90% of the ass in just the baggage claim area was hittable and 85% was hittable with a cute face. I get my bag got to where my ride is picking me up. By the way I got an apartment not a hotel…..heard about this from one of my boys in Houston, anyway I’m standing outside with my boys whom were there when I arrived, and we all are waiting on the shuttle to come get us. I got my apartment through this cat named John Thompson www.riorentals4less.com . John gets there with the shuttle, we all pile in like clowns at a circus and we are off.

On the way to Copa we all drinking Grey Goose and cracking jokes and just enjoying the view, which by the way was pretty bad until you go through the mountain and come out on the other side into Copa. Again my dick sat up yet again …….. and lost its damn mind. When we stopped to get our respective places it was lunch hour and LAWD I have never seen so much fine ass in one place, at one time in my life. It took us about an hour and a half to get our apartments but during that time women we’re walking buy staring and speaking and looking and admiring……..after a while I started to feel violated….LMAO. But that feeling passed very quickly.

So we get settled and the first place I was told to find was Meia P (Meia Pataca), again I was told about this place and even read a few things about it but I was like …. Hell To Da’ Naw. It cannot be that good nor that easy. I walk in the entrance with my boys and we stopped and you would have thought we we’re famous like Amos….. it was almost something like out of an E.F. Hutton commercial, litteraly, all eyes we’re on us. I knew everyone in there knew we we’re fresh meat, and it was funny as hell but what can you do…LOL. Good thing my boy from NY had a friend who retired down there and he was there to meet us. At Mia P when we got there he had the staff get a table for us and what was really crazy, there was this one table where there we’re about 8 chica’s sitting. The waiter made all those broads get up and sat us down, that made it worse but in a good way, because then all the attention really was on us, so we sit and my boys friend orders beer’s for all of us and we introduce ourselves and schools in session.

Next thing I know women are coming up taping our shoulders introducing themselves…..but we are still in school……and these broads are fine as hell. That first day was banana’s. One of my boys from Houston was in utter shock. This 19 yo is stairing a hole through him, and for whatever reason he starts acting all shy and shyt. That right there even caught me off guard because out of all of us he is the most aggressive. But it came down to this. After school was over the teacher had to literally tell him to go over and talk to her, and he would not go like, Uh-uuh, he had this Dwyane from What's Happening look on his face. So we make room at the table Mr. teacher goes and gets her and she comes and sits right next to him. What happened next was funny as hell. This cat starts to studder, and is sweating like he is being questioned by the feds for smuggling slaves, and the chica is molded to him like they are conjoined twins, she then takes a napkin and wipes his brow. At this point my dick was like dude....can you believe this shyt.

If this was any indication of what is yet to come fella’s I knew without a shadow of a doubt we we’re in for a good time. This shyt kept getting funnier. We got to Meia P about 3:30 and did not leave until 6:45 or so, check this out, my boy that was acting all shy gets up and leaves with ole girl, he’s gone about 45 minutes and he comes back, I’m thinking damn that was quick, he comes to me and is like DUDE I need you to come go with me, I’m like for what? He’s like I can’t find the apartment…LMAO..!!!!!!!!!!! At this point my other boys that I am with hear me laughing and they come to see what’s going on, I tell them and we are all laughing. So we all leave with him to go find the apartment and 2 hours later we are all lost as hell. Even thinking about it now that shyt was funny. We finally find the apt. and the chick is still with us she was a soldier. Only in Rio.

The next day we get up walk around Copa get some breakfast head back to the apartment and sit down to play some domino’s to discuss what we will do today. Domino’s helps us durty souff boys think. Anyway we come up with a plan, we decide we are going to head to the beach and see what’s happening there and then later own head back to Mia P, then to help later that night. Well needless to say we never made it past Mia P. We we’re walking past Meia P headed to the beach when we we’re stopped by 3 chica’s who had seen us in there the previous night, and wanted to get with us but we we’re indisposed..LOL. We holla at them for a min, (and by the way the chica my boy met the first night he paid her R85 and she was with him for 2.5 hours). Moving on, the 3 chica’s we ran into walking past Meia P wanted to get with us so we talk to them for a min, all of about 5 minutes so we head back to the apt. to start this orgy. I never knew women in Rio could fuck like that.

There we’re 5 of us and 3 of them….I’m thinking clearly the odds are in our favor. I’m thinking we are about to beat these pussy’s up like a Mike Tyson fight. Low and behold sadly we got our asses handed to us. When we finished 2 of the three we sitting on the bed playing with their pussies looking at us saying queira mais which means want more, we looked at each other like WTH, and they we’re dead serious. For the 3 we paid R250 total. Now at the time I did not know this but we we’re getting some deals. We see our mentor and tell him and he is in shock, he tells us that either your guys are lucky as shyt or these girls really like you guys. He tells us that what we agreed upon with the girls is a little less than than norm but hell if they accept, then business is business.

Later that night we decide to hit Club Help. I still get chills when I think about that place. It’s hit or miss some nights I heard, but if it’s your first time in Rio, you have to go at least once. Well the night we went……we struck gold, the ratio in that place was for everyone 1 guy there we’re 13 – 14 women. Again 90 to 90 % we’re dimes plus a nickel bag. We had came at just the right time, and as it got later those numbers increased. My boy who was all shy days before ended up getting with this chica who had an ass like Jo-Lo’s first ass…..and check this out she had a friend……NO YOU DON’T HEAR ME….. she had a girlfriend. I’m like WTF. Is this shy boy shyt working. Turns out those two we’re friends with this chica they introduced me to named Fernanda, I talked to Fernanda all of maybe 3 possibly 4 minutes. I grabbed her and said lets go, I told my boys I’m out like 5000. So they get the chica’s they been with and we all head to the apt again.

We get to the apartment and before we get through the door good everyone is getting butt ass naked except Fernanda. I’m thinking Awwww-SHYT I got a lemon, I got to figure out how to make lemonade. So I ask her what’s wrong, she tells me she does not want to be here with me like this, I’m like ok you want to go to my place, says yeah…..so it’s 3:00 in the damn am. We walk 2 blocks to my place and I almost get lost again …..LOL but we make it. I open the door and in my apartment there is a long hall way we walk in and she is wearing one of these short dresses that barely cover's her ass cheeks in the back and is so high up her thighs in the front she has to sit a certain way to keep it from riding up, I open the do let her in, and I turn around lock the door and when I turn back around the dress is around her ankles and she takes my dick out right there and my dick is yelling MAN ITS ABOUT FUCKIN TIME and she sucks me off right there. And get this……. took the whole load…..YES SIRRRRRRRR THE WHOLE LOAD.

She did not know it but I was done……and I told her but she had other plans for me……she goes in the bathroom starts the shower and we shower together and mess around a little. We get out and she says you rest a little and she takes some lotion I have sitting on the table and she starts giving me a back massage for about an hour, then she tells me to turn over she does the same to the front but then she starts giving me head again. She stops for a sec and my dick looks at me and says …. Dude I Love You Man. I get a condom Fernanda puts it on me and rides me cowgirl like she just robbed a bank, she is cumming so much I can feel the shyt running down my leg. Then she assumes doggie and I hit that ass and she is speaking Portuguese so damn fast I don’t know if I should stop or keep going, she tells me to stop and she looks back and tells me to fuck her ass. I’m like what? She says you fuck my ass…..well at this point I was totally new to ass fucking thing never did it before and had really no desire to but I’m like what the hell, so I try penetrating that ass, after 4 minutes I could not get in. So I go to my whore bag and I have a small bottle of baby oil in it.

(NOTE: Make sure you bring baby oil)

I lube that ass up and I put the head in and she puts her face in a pillow and she is screaming so damn loud I pull out and her ass pops. Not a bad pop but like when air gets in the pussy. Dude I must have laughed my ass off. But she wants more, so I beat that ass up, we fuck for 2 hours straight changing positions and errrrrrr-thang. When I actually paid attention I’m in her ass and all of a sudden this bright ass light hits me in the eyes, it’s the freakin sun coming up. Dude I’m 40 yo and I feel 21, I work out everyday sometimes 7 days a week, but it's been forever and a day since I fucked like that. Needless to say, I hit a few other bunda’s the rest of the week but every night, Fernanda is right there next to me, and for the week it was like that. Get this and I promise on the good book I only gave her R250. I am not kidding. The last two days when I reflected back on it I realized she had started to fall for me.

But it was just pussy to me ………. So I had to keep it pimpin and explain to her it’s all good but I’m a free spirit and a like pussy, specifically a variety of pussy. But she was my favorite that trip, because she made sure I was taken care of and got mad if any other chica’s pushed up on me. So I had to tell her I am not your man nor are you my woman but while I’m here if you want to continue to see me we have to see it for what it’s worth. I now see how easy it is for some of them to get attached and even us as mongers to get attached. Those women in RIO make it so easy. But if you guys don’t remember nothing else remember this always keep your game tight and focus on the prize when in Rio, it’s all about playing the game…..and not letting the game play you.

Also keep this in mind…….Eat a lot of fruit…specifically banana’s and they have this protein drink called a Aciede …… hell I think I spelled that right. That will keep your dick hard the whole trip, also taking a multi vitamin helps to….. trust me ….. your dick and your immune system will thank you later.

On my next trip the famous 4x4 is on the agenda of things to do, I read good things about this place and my curosity is sho nuff getting the better of me. And if I see Titiana or her sister either is fair game as far as I'm concerned I have to hit one of them.....I'm still kicking myself for that one.

Not sure how this picture posting think works I'll post some pic's when I figure it out.

Here ya go guys, these are the type of guys that are mongers in Rio these days...Thank Snoop Dogg for that one.

About the only good thing about the currency/pricing situation in Brasil is that it is putting a good dent in the number of this type of monger traveling down there.

Glad you enjoyed your trip. Thanks for the report.

they have this protein drink called a Aciede

Sheeeet, I needs to get me some of dat.

You guys are harsh...

Plethora,souff,chicas,whore bag,R250? Sho de did'n be pay'n y'all.
Dis be da best fuk'n jerk-off post I be read'n ever(*) 4x4 be hav'n yo dik spek'n Portugesie.

Delta be hav'n a non-stop direct to Rio, from Atl. Corte

Ahhhh.....the HATER NATION.....I have heard of you guys but really never thought you existed...wow...but you know what, I have to agree with you on one thing BLAZERS, what you can thank Snoop for is going down there throwing money around like it grows on trees....and CATOCONY its not putting a dent in my pocket at all, maybe in other guys pockets but not mine, my pockets are just as deep as yours(LOL). Rio is not the first place I have been to and been mongering....but I can say it is one of the top 10. For the rest of you guys that commented or comment thanks for you input. RIODRAGON along with the rest of your HATER NATION you should really look into getting some help with that grammar problem you have ..... seems people will have a hard time understanding you.

i cant wait for Travelmans next report too

Cat,

What kind of monger are you talking about, black and from the hood? Is that a problem for you? Did black kids used to beat you up and take your lunch money or what?

Blazers,

Better to be like Snoop than your cheap ass. You're too broke to spend reals, you can barely spend baht.

WS,

The stupid kind that think they're pimps and write idiotic trip reports in shitty English about trips taken a year ago. As far as black kids at my school, the 20 who were bused in all got free lunch I believe so they never robbed anyone for money.

"The last two days when I reflected back on it I realized she had started to fall for me."

Juanlo
One little piece of advice never use baby oil with condoms, it breaks down the latex weakening the condom and making it more susceptible to breakage. Use a lubricant instead Durex makes a few that are condom safe.

Thanks for the pictures they where a cool reminder of Rio's fine beaches and ladies.

BTW it’s OK to talk to your dick but then he starts answering its time to seek professional help. LOL

Juanlomo,
Oooh a smack talk'n sanctimonious Henry Higgins/brotha wannabee! Damn. Next time you pop your talking dick out of a "chicas" culo, make sure you wipe the caca de Toro off and try the idioma de pais. You unctuous poser-putz. Take that HN shit and stick it back up your ass.
Strong message to follow.

Wsriderz....guess you dont know what I do for a living...you are right...I'm totally broke..lol.

As long as the sixpackers/wannabe thug types stay in RIO or Brazil as a whole, its more than fine with me. I hope they stay there. The minute they start wandering to other places thats where were gonna have a problem. Let them have their C.R., D.R, Brazil. You find somewhere really special you like. Keep your MOUTH SHUT! Next to be ruined Medellin.
ESPECIALLY NOW, With Anthony Bourdains "NO RESERVATIONS next week. All about how great and up and coming and safe Medellin is, with amazing night life and how safe Colombia is now as a whole, ALL while writing the story in 5 star hotel. Also articles like these. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24935499/ Little do they know that thses are such a very small area of Medellin and you go to areas on the outskirts of Copacabana, Bello, Castilla that are still very dodgy

Am I missing something.......This board used to be a great place of information.

Cultures are different. I remember about 5-6 years ago, I am getting ready for bed and my wife (who is brasilian) looks at me and asks: "The first time you had sex, did your father take you to a prostitute?"

I thought about it for a moment and wondered where she was going with this.......

Then I decided to do some internet searching (sex in Rio) and found Hombre.....quickly I started reading the trip reports on Rio and thinking how many times I have been to Rio with my family on vacation.....at the Luxor Regente......or Visconte....using the beaches in front of Cesar Park....having at the time my 16 y.o. (from a previous marriage) tell me " I will hold XXX(at the time my 6 month old), dad you take the camera and shoot over my shoulder at that hot girl over there......

Then listen to my wive tell me that they are all maids....(meaning the class level in Brasil)....

So by now you are thinking where am I going with this.........

This is not a board run or controlled by a handful of people.....but it sure looks that way.......

I do not care if the person living next to me is black, white, indian, purple (except if it is Barney). If they have the money to afford a house in my neighborhood, they are welcome. I have lived in the South and now I live in the Northern-Mid-West. I have learned there is probably more white trash than black.

Similar to the same advise I gave my 22 y.o. son last night.....When you are out for the night at the club and you see the most beautiful girl all by herself....it is because many guys are to shy or lack the self confidence to approach her.......

So with that said.....this board has been dead for quite some time.....I congratulate juan-hung-low on his trip report.......At least he gave some positive information and the one blond in the orange bikini looked good from the back, maybe she could back a dog out of the meat truck...i do not know as you cannot see her face......

a couple of us joke with each other on the board.....yeah my cell phone has wings.......yeah my cell phone one time flew out the 11th floor window and i could not even find one piece of plastic on the ground......yeah....some people....no names mentioned (cfk).....acts like he has never been to a Terma and hands every girl his key......buys $14R pringles.....unfurnished ap--------.........., huge sh------ sprees....... but all is in jest and kind of to lighten the bull face attitude on this board.....

So to tear a newbie a new asshole....why? what purpose does it serve???? So some of you wear storm trooper boots and think it is 50+ years ago.....

To sum it up........one of the funniest tee shirts i have seen states: "Some of my best friends are white people"

No I am not voting for Obama, but I will write in Ross Perot..........

Common guys lighten up a little, don't act like your panties are in a bunch........

I appreciate all the comments negative or positive this board has to offer....and it’s cool that someone put this board in place for information to be conveyed. It’s a place where we all have put out thoughts and comments based on what we have experienced mongering. Even though it seems that it’s controlled by a few, it’s not....if that was the case my post along with my photos would have been removed already, along with some others. Again I don't even take what negative comments are being posted about my experience in Brasil seriously from the HATER NATION. You basically just let me and everyone else who read what you wrote about me know that you are prejudice, don't mater weather I'm Asian, White, Black, Yellow, or Brown. You prejudged me based on what was written, like your shyt don’t stink.....actually I encourage you to keep writing negative remarks just as you are doing, so that everyone reading the information knows where you stand and what your about.

e para Riodragon. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . prova agradável em tentar adivinhar que nacionalidade sou eu mas injustiça arrependida novamente.

The reason you guys have tore my post apart is because just like it was mentioned....this has been a dead place for a while...don't do me any favors by cutting me any slack....keep saying what you feel. As a matter of fact while my post is up for discussion I'm sure it will continue to invite others to join your Hater Nation and partake in the hateraid you all share.

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Thanks, Diversity. Jeeeeez! Cut the guy some slack. It's one thing to get on someone's case when they post false information, and another altogether when you simply don't like the style, etc. I got a kick out of the report. Loved the scene where the 3 MP garotas fucked the 5 guys into the ground and wanted more. Totally Brasil!

This racist shit is getting old. I don't write like Juanlo, but so fucking what! He obviously had a good time, and I say more power to him and his friends. He'll learn lots as he comes to Rio in the future. Hopefully he read Isawal's reply about using baby oil with condoms (yes, a really, really bad idea; just pick up some KY in any farmácia or drogaria in Rio, as that's what the garotas are usually packing). He surely didn't deserve the shit dished out here.

He surely didn't. And he was much more graceful than I would have been...

Honestly, I have no clue what race the OP is...I just think he wrote it in a way that he probably doesnt speak in real life...now if it was tongue and cheek and meant for entertainment...then my apologies.

Gives me an idea though...my next report will be written in ebonix...might be fun.

Well, Diversity beat me to it, but I would like to reiterate what he has written. Whether we agree with
an individual's selections, spending habits, lifestyle, or verbiage/grammar let's NOT stifle/suffocate that individualism which separates us all-Thank God.
If you don't agree, either don't participate/post, or do it constructively, possibly with humor included.
Anyone that has become a member of this board, whether newbie or veteran, obviously shares the same interests.
Let's not destroy any incentive to contribute information to this board, it certainly needs it, new or otherwise. Even humor and sometimes mindless joking around presents amusement to most here, at least anyone with an even average sense of humor.

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Don't even say anything about 4 friggin edits!

CFK

i like the idea of posting reports in ebonix yo, they am be funnier an shit

Anyone hiding behind insulting vernacular and hyperbole, who then comes off self rightous gets what they gave. Supresa!

I'm curious. Why does something as simple as writing style get people so worked up? Those who are offended by non-standard grammar and English usage can always skip over posts that offend their delicate sensibilities. No need to shit on the author. I suspect something else is driving the reaction.

I must say that this report had me rolling. I could see myself and some partners, playing bones, talking shit and reacting to each other just as Juan-hunglo and his boys did.

Juan you wrote this peice as if we were sitting at the bar over some cognac and relaying what happened.

I love your post man.....and FUCK THE HATERS

Juanlo, I loved your trip report. You brought back memories and the excitement of my first trip to Rio last April. I might have done everything wrong on my first trip, but it was all good to me. Still smiling after reading your trip report. Thanks.

This kind of thing is the very reason I stopped posting shortly after joining this site a few or so years ago. Totally uncalled for. Juanlo, thanks for taking the time to post. I'm looking forward to my trip next month with a few friends as well.

Another reason to use KY Jelly, the body can't break down oil in the rectum, not good for the girl.

Use a water-soluble lub.

It's easily broken-down and much better for the girl.

For my part, I read this classic, hilarious report as if written by John Kennedy Toole with Burma Jones as the vehicle for his musings. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Bwana_dik & Isawal ..... I appreciate the advice concerning the baby oil. Again....I am asking everyone to ignore the haters.....the last post before this one I made was my last comment(s) to them. We know who they are let them post what's on their minds....they have a right to their opinions also. Hell if it took me writing in the style I wrote my review in to add some more character to CH and we got this sort of reaction, wait till I am in Brasil in Oct. 2008 and I submit another report when I return .... LMAO....so if I offended the HATER NATION with that report I apologize .... but you are going to be really offended when I return after Oct.

There is nothing wrong with jesting a report...

After reading the report, I basically believed JL was actually a walking/talking penis:
my dick looks at me and says …. Dude I Love You Man

...we come here to share information sure, but there is humor in the insults (especially when there is no useful information).

JL's followups appear to have more intelligence to them, apparently it was his dick that wrote the first post. But, looking at the report objectively it suggests that JL portrays the typical "Ugly American". Throw out the whole black/white or whatever "haters" viewpoint and some of the statements left me shaking my head of a person that doesn't necessarily make Rio a better, more enjoyable place to travel:


1 guy there we’re 13 – 14 women

Complete over-exaggeration and misinformation. So, given 100 guys...there would be over a 1000+ garotas?? Not even close. Is this why guys flock to Rio for a 14:1 ratio??...

beat these pussy’s up like a Mike Tyson fight

Perhaps just a figure of speech. But, I know a number of termas garotas who won't go with certain guys for this reason -- for whatever reason, they actually enjoy hurting the girl. They come back down from upstairs and gleeming in pride saying "dat bitch ain't goin to be walkin' after the beatin I gave her".
Something I will never be able to understand, but it once again doesn't make Rio any better for sure.

There is no protein in Acai and nothing in it to get an erection. In fact, there is quite a bit of sugar in it that wreaks havoc on your natural insulin levels.

Meia Pataca?? I always wondered what kind of guys would pay good money for those kind of skanks. Thanks JL for contributing to the problem of bringing those favela rats out...along with bringing their banjito friends. They would otherwise be sleeping all day or working at Villa Mimosa for 25R, so really 250R for 3 of them is a serious ripoff.

I am only expressing an opinion here, but people like JL is what has made other good destinations suck and has contributed to the negative opinion of american tourists. I don't think many girls want their "pussy beaten up". I completely avoid the square block surrounding Help/MP these days. The ugly tourists have themselves easy targets for petty thieves (including the poor favela girls). Sadly, better quality girls have stayed away for the same reasons. Looking at every single young girl as "a hittable whore" sure has made it difficult fighting that generalization perceived by most of the other 99% of non-whore garotas as well.

So, I could care less about someone's writing style. But, I do think anyone who writes about their talking dick ........
.... is just that.

Para Juanmotime,

Die zorgen? Een lafaard is een lafaard.

Tchaudawgie

Couple of interesting radio spots and articles.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5643506

http://www.blackvoices.com/blogs/2008/05/09/dont-blame-it-on-rio-black-men-and-sex-abroad/

Thanks for sharing your trip report Juanlo.

Hope you have even more fun on your 2nd, 3rd and subsequent visits to Brazil!

Solid!

In the US, we tip toe around the issue of race. It is a problem. A real one. Why can't we talk about it? Because we might offend someone or appear to be racist or a bigot. We need to talk about it. Bill Cosby talks about it. Why can't we?

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-05-16-cosby-main_x.htm

http://blogs.usatoday.com/oped/2008/06/real-men-dont-w.html#more

The real problem is not with African American men coming to Rio the problem is with niggers coming to Rio. I meet African American men in Rio all the time. They treat the women with respect, respect Brazilian culture, contribute to society, and are embarrassed to share the same skin color as the niggers. They do not sit with them, talk with them or want to have anything to do with them.

Now, let's talk about the cracker rednecks. They come to Rio too. I hear them talk about the girls as if they think they are god's gift to women. In reality, they make the girls want to throw up. I am embarrassed to share their skin color.

So the real issue is not a racial one at all. It is about respect. Come to Rio. Respect the country, respect the culture, respect the people and most of all respect the girls. Do not act as if you are anything special – you are not. You just have more money. But, given the economy in the US, even that might not be true for long. Maybe soon Brazilians will be coming to the US acting as if they owned it and asking why you do not speak better Portuguese.

I just received this message in my email from none other then the PRESIDENT of the HATERS NATION RIODRAGON....I see I really got under his skin...LMAO...!!!

But this is what Haters do...Riodragon keep is public. Don't hide behind your membership here on CH. I know you hate me but if your going to post something about me keep it public so everyone knows how big of a hater your really are.

Message from RIODRAGON:

Juanlo
FROM riodragon
SUBJECT La Plafa
MESSAGE Yeah, I know, you're the cool speedo guy on the beach like the other 1,000 a praia.
You are still a sanctimonious lying little "I get it almost for free" Antonio Banderas wannabee, mentiroso.

Now I am starting to wonder.......maybe it was a good nights sleep....I do not know.......

1. Do not air your dirty laundry in public.

2. After reading additional posts by Juan-hung-lo,
he definitely has some intelligence and can write

3. Ok, so he talks to his dick, I guess some guys do that...."common little guy, I know you can do it....just one more time….." after a week in Rio with 4 girls a day……

4. It really takes time to write a report and deliberately have spelling errors, grammar errors and a vocabulary like Jethro......never forget at graduation from my university....one guy who had a pin that read: "I are a college graduate".

5. I am starting to wonder if the post was meant to incite a black/white issue and throw a little gasoline on the flames....

Similar to CL, I no longer venture anywhere near Help or TA.....the entire atmosphere has changed.......

Exectalent hit it right on the nose....."The real problem is not with African American men coming to Rio the problem is with niggers coming to Rio. I meet African American men in Rio all the time. They treat the women with respect, respect Brazilian culture, contribute to society, and are embarrassed to share the same skin color as the niggers. They do not sit with them, talk with them or want to have anything to do with them."

The guy that walks down NS Copacabana Ave. with the thick gold hanging from his neck....the hat at a 90 degree angle oh his head......and the shoes of Basketball Jones.....in short the guy who just stepped out of the rap video....the favela rats have a field day with......

"The Ugly American"....the best way to sum it up....is:

What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages???

Trilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages???

bilingual

What do you call someone who speaks 1 language???

American

Again, I hope the intent of the original post was not to create a race issue.....

One last thought....about 20 years ago, when I lived in Charlotte....a good friend of mine who is black married a white girl....one key point he made at the time......as a couple they decided not to have any kids.....when I asked why, the response is the black community will not accept a mixed child and neither will the white......

think about it.....it is not black vs. white....we all have our issues and we don't owe anybody anything just because they are descendents of slavery.

When in doubt…..see #1 above……

I'm not sure why everyone spends so much time ripping this guy for the text (which I did not read)...how about the fact that half of his pics are of women that CFK could fuck for free by hanging out in the parking lot of weight watchers or those "curves" women only work out places.

So my only comment is that, you paid all that $$$ to fly half way around the world for that?

Juanlo, I hope the women you fucked were better than your pics. One more thing, freetranslation.com makes no sense if you actually speak Portuguese.

It always cracks me up when you see these reports with the same old praia de copa. shots of faveladas...what these guys miss amazes me...I was sitting in the right place on the right beach within one hour of getting off the plane my first time.

I guess that is why as Diversity says "there is something for everyone"...

Copa,

I have been accused of a lot of things, but NEVER dating fat chicks or ugly ones! Diversity paid you didn't he?

"never forget at graduation from my university....one guy who had a pin that read: "I are a college graduate". "

Well, what did you expect if you went to U of Kentucky!

Why would CFK fuck a girl for free when he can overpay for her instead? That's just crazy talk.

Cat,

it is a rare day when I can thank you for your post/support!

haysusmariecristo! taps right into our monkey brains when they come after our wimmin, don't it?

speaking of: "Well, what did you expect if you went to U of Kentucky!"

how do you know a girl from west virgina is on the rag.......her brothers white socks are missing.....

JL you were doing fine if you just left your report alone....once you started adding gas to the fire....and airing dirty laundry in public....is where you lost my support.....

This thread has reached it's expiration date!

Graças deus

CFK,

I read the whole report twice, enjoyed it both times, and still can't find the expiration date anywhere in it. Where the fuck is it located?

Jag

"I read the whole report twice, enjoyed it both times, and still can't find the expiration date anywhere in it. Where the fuck is it located?"

for cfk it is on the side of a milk carton....he keeps looking for his picture.......

Jag, here's the lab report on CFK's parsing of the thread and how he arrived at the expiration date:

Yeah, that's CFK alright!

Jag

Exectalent,
Whenever I hear the term african-american, I cringe. AFRICAN-American men? Come on! Talk about tip-toe politically correct commentary. You do mean black americans, don't you? Somebody about 20 or 30 years ago coined that mush-mouth feel good term of "African-American". It's a ridiculous, pathetic term for those seeking identity or for those conferring identity.

Seems like you should call people what they want to be called. Historically, as regards black Americans, this preference has vacillated. According to recent surveys, "black" and "African American" are running neck & neck.

Granted, it might be unwieldy if people insisted on being referred to as Polynesian Argentinian Americans, or Scotch Irish Swedish Americans, or Salvadoran African Egyptian Malaysian Americans....

Wow....this trip report really got some traction! I am impressed. The worst thing we can do is start criticizing grammar, how people report, writing styles, etc, etc.... it just turns people off against reporting in the first place. It is one thing if there are discrepancies, lies, incorrect reporting, absolute ignorance (like one report that called all Brazilian's lazy), but style of reporting - come on! As far as respect - one should never forget our hobby is after all fucking prostitutes.... respect does not always go both way. Fucking, pounding, violating pussy, or whatever terms we want to use - This ain't making love, even if we want to convince ourselves otherwise.

LM-Agreed...Yes, but please, if you post picks...make them good ones.

another first time reporter catches the wrath of the members. a first timer does deserve a break. we'll see what the next one looks like.

IMHO:

prefer to see reports within one or two months of the trip being completed. who cares about sept 07 in july 08.

also helps to have some organization to it. like "getting there", "hotel", "ladies", whatever other topics you might choose. the story telling style is not my favorite format. i don't particularly need the blow by blow.

i really liked loso's format used in his recent report on laos.

again, IMHO.

Thanks for the report.

More importantly, I, along with many others I am sure, am getting tired of the racists and bigots on this board (aka losers) who have no respect for the feelings of others.

LAGuy...setlle down old man. Forget to take your sensitive pills today? I dont think there were racist attacks on this OP per se. The language used in the report should be offensive to a few different races.

After reading the post, what struck me was not race, but how many fat/dimpled, ugly ass pics there were after gloating about all the heavenly bodies around and about. OP-- couldn't you find a good one to photograph?

LAG-- "aka losers" certainly doesn't sound very respectful.

I told you this report had run it's course! 13 more posts, 4 of them addressed to me, and nothing new...

Anyone that thinks theres no racism here best take off the hidden veil, does anyone really think this threads content, Help, Meia Pataca, Garotas in general [average at best] would normally warrant this much response?

Of course I like how Jessie Jackson can make HIS COMMENTS and then try to whitewash (oops is that word allowable) them. With Imus it was "get a rope".........

So, put that in your pipe and smoke it!

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I haven't seen any HATER posts on this board. In fact, tongues are pretty firmly in cheeks here on all these posts, which sort of makes up for where those tongues are otherwise.

And whatever color "wan low" is never even occurred to me until someone raised that tired old crap, "It's because I'm black isn't it?" defense. Most of white America is not racist by first instinct, but as soon as that Jeremiah Wright flag is raised they react against that. So, don't demand special treatment and you won't be handed especially bad treatment.

I thoroughly enjoyed the trip report and hope he writes many more. I picked up a lot of information and was entertained. I even found some of his pictures to include attractive women.

I had the same observations as anyone else, but they are all matters of taste and experience. Do not react against any of them. In fact, my reaction is the opposite.

I can only be glad: that I will never think one of these GdP's is falling for me, that I can place Rio well above somewhere in the top ten places for mongering, that I like better looking women, that I know stay away from all oil-based lubricants, that I never gave my dick a name or talked to it, and that I know that all that street patois is neither entertaining nor descriptive of anything except the mental capacity of the speaker/writer.

There is plenty of room for wan low and his buddies in Rio and on this board and I welcome him here and hope he posts more. I am even glad he and his version of monger goes to Rio and fills up the spaces I will not ever venture into.

I just don't expect to hanging out with him when I am down there. And that's, again, just a matter of taste.

Haters, haters, haters, blah blah blah, haters, haters, haters, blah blah blah. lol


I do have to merit and give kudos to CLUB HOMBRE to have Threads and "discussions" end on their OWN merit as appose to having them being moderated or edited by "moderators or power hungry, egotistical site owners.

" street patoi" etc. love that! Moito obrigado amigo.

Riodragon-

Are you just a troll running around the board depositing little turds in hope of stirring up things? You did this a couple of months ago when you trashed Mitchc regarding his dislike of tattoos. He didn't rise to the bait, which I'm sure disappointed you greatly. Now you feel compelled to stir this thread up.

I look forward to your contributing something of value to the board.

juanlo !! read your report, have seen your pics,
and I do have a comment !!
THANKS 4 being a contributor member !
your writing style did not bother me or offend me at all !

cheers,, T.H.M.

DM: I see no need to be respectful of the racists and bigots, aka losers, who increasingly are polluting this board. Showing disrespect to them is quite different from the disrespect they show others when they post racist and bigoted garbage.

Incidentally, this is a matter that has been discussed off-board, and I keep hearing from those who know them personally that certain individuals here who are racist or bigoted don't even realize it. For those individuals it's about time to get real, and quit denying the obvious.

Kudos to the decent Hombres who can call a duck a duck (haters). Although I agree there are some true idiots that go to Rio, there are some on here who are obviously hiding behind that fact to express their true feelings about a certain race.Everytime this issue comes up,it becomes apparent in some of the comments they make. Some of you are either in denial or think that we can't see through the smoke screen.

I don't like the riff raff as much as the next guy, but we/you don't own nor are you the only ones entitled to travel to places like Rio. Rio was here before you guys started travelling there and it will be there well beyond that. If you don't like what you see than move on to another location.Stop worrying or bitching about what the next guy is doing because there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

JL, thanks for contributing. Whether your writing style is good or not(which is a matter of opinion), at least you took the time to type a report and most importantly you had a good time. As someone who has been to Rio numerous times, I don't bother reading trip reports at all. They mostly all read the same and in my opinion are good updated info for newbies and guys who rarely make it back to Rio. It's good to read about a trip from a different perspective once in a while.

B D,

Well since you asked, let's see what kind of cheap Hater doody dropper I am.

Gave $$ to the Nuns at Ofanato in Botafogo area where my first Nemorada and sister were raised. Seems like they were negra, eu racist? KMA.

3 years ago, I gave 360 lbs, of fleece clothes to the beach kids, street moms and babies in Copa and Rocinha along with about 400 plush toy huskies,U.S.eagles, hot wheels and plastic dinosaurs, so they'd be warm even when it rained and have a toy to hang onto.

Gave the blind diabetic flute player by the movie and the scrawny guy with the colostomy bag
close to Citi ATM foldable $$ when I passed them.

Bought Mario Kroeff Kids Charity
Hospital,http://www.mariokroeff.org.br/corpo1.htm
10 computers for their funds department and a bunch of the cancer kids plush toys, too. Marcia with the quasi Brit accent who worked the desk at L'uomo about 4 years ago and Adrielly from 4x4 helped me (the fastest hanging runway spinner they've ever had). Fed a family of 6+ that lived on a piece of cardboard behind HELP until they disappeared in 2005.

Bought 40-50 kids egg-burgers and soda off the VW vendors at 4am to the east side of HELP many nites.

Bought rounds of Chandon for all the girls in L'uomo repeatedly and while they all got happy for every guy in the room, not one sorry ass gringo stepped up and bought them one stinking bottle.

Threw one of our brethren in a cab at Alcazar when he was having chest seizures and ran him to the Hospital Cop'd Oro while other CH's were sucking on drinks pondering the options of suitable triage. GMAFB

Got in a fight with a dealer who was slapping a garota around in front of HElP. I lost , but the GDP was greatful for years.

So when some classless hypocritical SOB whines about tattoos on a garota who has just sucked/3-holed his brains out with a smile, when he'd be crying like a sissyboy after one time on her end, never mind daily for years, yeah, I'll crap all over him or a bogus "street patois" spewing pusyy MF anytime I like.

It's my little ray of sunshine for the community, claro?

Gee sounds a teeny self-righteous, huh?

Oh yeah, partied w/Sweet and SM off Itaipu
and the Brothas at a porn movie wrap party at VIPS where I met my nemorada Jacquiline,first 12 hours in RJ and just visited her in Valencia. I guess this was sort of a mini trip report, right?

But wait there's more! Fotos breve incluye Lilliane/Lindiane and the pepper spray, Fortaleza, Florianopolis, Drugged in RR, Recife,SP,Bahamas,R$30,000 in Carguatatuba, Angra, Saco du Ceio, Santos, Ilha Bello/Grande, Buzios, Foz de Iguazu, Santos Dumont, Salvador Bahia, Bela Horizonte, Petropolis, Palmas, Brasilia, pizza and 2 naked garotas. lost passporte and the fat embassy bitch, 6 adgovogados nao boa, Nuche segunda feira, 3x2x4x4,estrela de pornografia de governanta seqüestrado, busting the shit-flinger, chuva, chuva, e' mais chuva, Vanessa, Priscilla e' MIB,Letica, Anno Novos tres, 844 NS Copacabana,Bom-bom e biggee vibrador, clit jel e moito bebes quente, heliocopter and the mudslide, fodendo cabines de yate clube, Paola, Sylvester, Diana e meo dentista, $.70 cafe de manha, Dani-Se, African game farm, fodendo Bancos Brasileiro, Funguy and the Godfather from Georgia.

Oi?

RD

Juanlo, Help and MP will seem like cheap wine, Thunderbird or maddog 20-20, compared to 4 by 4 and some other termas being Crystal or Dom. I'm white and your black and now we are best friends because we both love Rio!!!! Face it gentlemen, mongers are a small brotherhood that encompasses all races and social classes. I'll drink a beer with anybody on this board who is in Rio at the same time as me. Period. The only negative thing I have to say is that you should have at least visited 4 by 4 once your first trip. You messed up on that one. Do your homework for your next trip and Rio will blow your mind. You will leave the 5-7s that can throw it down in the bed for the dime pieces that you will fall in love with. Have a great time on your next trip.

Riodragon,
Give it a rest. We all know the gangsta rapper wannabees probably give to charity in one day what you will in a lifetime.

All one has to do is look at Obama's tax returns.

http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2008/03/obama-releases.html

Men of the people who make over $250,000 a year normally give about $1,000 - $2,000 to charity.

When are people going to wise up?

Guys,

Please lay off all of the hater comments. One thing that I have learned about haters is that they hate to be pigeon holed into a category. Plus let's also face the fact that hater is not exactly a complimentary term. So let's not brand people as haters just because they express a particular opinion, or perhaps it is the way they express their opinions. Haters are people too and they are very sensitive when people call them names. Let's treat haters as the individuals they are. They deserve no less.

rio dragon
i think your latest post was the singular most boring post ive read so far at clubhombre,beats all of the famous turk555.
iggy

RD = turk555? Possible!

Funny part is he brags about taking Sweet and Sandman out on a boat ride, but Sweet loved telling the story about how Riodragon then hit them up for gas money! Ant time the talk around the table turned to pão duros, Sweet would mention Riodragon.

That last paragraph of Riodragon's seemed drug-induced. Setting aside the pathetic Portuguese, it was hallucinogenic, the way Turk555 would get sometimes.

This thread explains why some guys like the termas so much. It is not for the girls but the white robes that make them feel at home.

great beach photos! thx

Damn B-0,

I remember we had a great day, they offered to pay for gas and I never got around to collecting. Guess I missed you on the trip

Next time maybe.

Exelanti,

Pony up amigo, I'll take you to the the Ofanato or the kids are always in front of HELPIE, you've got the hospital website and BIOR can get you to ROCINHA. We'll chat. You can make up for all the cheap candidates out there.

RD

Oops sorry,

I get it now Exec Talent!

Oxymorons are so tricky!

Well, at this point [long after the expiration date previously mentioned] I have two words regarding this thread: Bellyaching and belly laughs

I think you meant irony.
Language is so tricky!

I know for a fact that at least one of the aggressive posters in this thread doesn't like black guys. I've heard it straight from his mouth.

I didn't really have a problem with this report even if it is a little old. People write differently.... just go with it.

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Iggy56,Branquinho,Exectalent,

Match-up what I put out amongst you and I'll buy you a bounce at Centauras or the Terma of your choice.

Oh yeah Juanhunglow, you're invited too.

RD

Hey, does anybody have a clue what this dildo is talking about?

Here B-O,

I'll go real s l o w. You and the other guys put up amongst you what $$ I gave to the hospital, kids, etc and I'll buy you a terma shot.

Start with $3,000 usd. for the computers. Yeah I have a receipt from the hospital.

Claro, Dildo?

oxymoron: benevolent churl

maybe should have claimed a receipt from the garotas

I wasn't even talking about you Rio Dragon so stop sending me messages. Defensive much?



(Message edited by itasca on July 15, 2008)

Thanks it's been entertaining

RD

No it hasn't.

I glad y'all had a good time fellas...i'll be down there after Thanksgiving with my snoop CD

i thought this thread was gonna be in ebonix yo?

U haven't got it yet have u 1lo is a judas goat and you all are his bitches. Dum de dum dum.
Doo dah doo dah, suckers!

?????????????? WTF ????????????????
I thought you were gone.

Forget all of the Haters!!!!!! Great report. Made me laugh out loud while I remembered my 1st time in Rio in 2005. Been 6 times since.

Everytime you learn something new though. And the more you go, the more u will leave the MP ho's alone. I hope you went to 4x4 and other termas to provide variety....those girls will put anything you had in MP or whore beach to shame....

Too bad the exchange rate is fucking shit up for all of us!!!!

D

Hilarious report...

Man I thought about hitting BKK for my 3rd time but after reading this and seeing the pics... Brazil seems like the place for me. Besides I need to go to the Maracana and experience futbol the way it was meant to.

I don't really have anything to say - just wanted to put this thread over the top with 100 posts. Congrats, Juanio, must be a newbie record.

It's stupid to me that racists even go to a country like Brasil, especially Rio. Why not go to Denmark or Sweden or someplace? Oh wait...I get it, you're only racist against men (including Brasileiros). So is this actually racism or just an inferiority complex/insecurity?

Blazers,

You're right, I don't know what you do for a living...and don't care. What I do know is that you're a Cheap Charlie of epic proportions. Anyone reading your trip reports can easily recognize this with your "solid $4 lunch plate" recommendations etc. Why are you on the SA board anyway? I get the impression your dick is too small for S. America, you better stick with the tiny Asian girls. Perhaps you're not a racist...I suppose you could just suffer from penis envy.

WS

Wsriderz, you have no fucking clue what you are talking about and never post about anything outside of Brazil so stick to shit you know about. I pay what everybody else pays and even more at times. If you want to pay more than that and it makes you believe you have a big dick then so be it.

Blazers,

I've been to Thailand, Philippines, Japan, and S. Korea so you have no idea what I know about. Have you ever been to Brasil? No, and you never will...you're too cheap.

WS

Colombia is just as expensive as Brazil and Guatemala even more expensive...been to both. Also been to Cuba, S.Korea, Philippines, Indonesia, Mexico weekly, Thailand, Cambodia, Singapore(also more expensive than Brazil), Hong Kong, Macau...shall I continue?

One of these days you might catch up. Try writing a trip report or post a photo...then talk shit. Until then, its all talk and no action. I will be happy to put my mongering expenses and photo evidence against yours head to head...I am pretty confident I would come out on top.

Colombia is just as expensive as Brazil??????? I'm afraid you are dead wrong there.

I can get to Medellin for less than 2/3 the cost of a flight to Rio. Hotel stays are cheaper in Colombia by a considerable amount. Food is less in Colombia. The putas are cheaper in Colombia. Phone service is cheaper in Colombia. I'm having trouble thinking of anything that is cheaper or the same price in Brazil as it is in Colombia.

I'm not interested in getting into the midst of your pissing match, but keep your facts straight.

After living in Rio de Janeiro for 3 years and now Colombia for only 2 months Colombia is definitely cheaper than Brazil. I had dinner last night with a Chica at a beautiful Italian Restaurant for about $13.00 (no booze) (try that in Rio)You are right on Bwana! - Hemp

Well Cartagena is comprable to Brazil. Medellin definately seems cheaper. LDV girls charge the same price as Hemp girls. Beach girls in CTG charge more than beach girls in Brazil. Dunno about food but it depends where you eat I guess. Hotels seem about the same, although the apartment route can make it cheaper.

If in fact Rio is more expensive than Colombia why would guys go to Brazil when the girls in Colombia are much hotter according to the photos of working girls around the web.

Guess thats a topic for another discussion.

One thing is for sure, neither of them are as expensive as the top clubs in Guat City. Outrageous prices.

(Message edited by blazers on August 06, 2008)

I thought Guatemala City was quite reasonable. Marriott under $100 a night, club girls actually provided decent service and not too expensive.

Blazers, you do tend to look stupid every time you talk about Brasil because you haven't been there in 30 years or whenever you went there as a kid or whatever. You should know better than to not talk shit about a place you've never been to, you start sounding like Masterbates or someone.

As we've written repeatedly, and the Colombia guys will grudgingly admit, Colombianas can look hotter, but they certainly don't fuck like Brasileras. From some of the recent Colombia converts I've spoken with, they all do like Colombia but tend to admit that they would still be going to Brasil if not for the inflation and exchange rate.

"LDV girls charge the same price as Hemp girls."
************************************************
Blazers with all due respect how do know what Hemp girls charge?

Well the answer is nothing! Unless you count treating them with respect and showing them a good time. Maybe taking them to dinner, movies, or going out and buying them a little inexpensive present.

With regard to my Sunday Hot Tub Parties - I only invite a "few" select friends over and they bring their girlfriends or friends.
I do not charge and as a matter of fact I pay for everything, booze, food, etc. I AM NOT A PIMP! and don't make any money from my get togethers and don't want to.

Many of the guys on this board know me and I have made many very good friends over the years.

In Medellin if you treat the girls with respect and show them a good time that is all you need.

I am fortunate to be able to work virtual from here and make a very good living so I don't NEED OR WANT to make money that way.

I hope the above puts some clarity to "Hemp's Girls".

Thanks
Hemp

Woops...meant Help girls. But only going by what guys post about prices. Dunno about service.

Cat, as usual, is right (except for his politics). For looks the Colombianas have it hands down. For service, it is all Rio. Also, LDV girls can be expensive if you pick the wrong ones or dont negotiate properly.

BTW Cat just having a little fun so dont get upset.

Hey, I just gave another donation to the Log Cabin Republicans in your name. They're having a mixer up in Flagstaff next month that you're invited to, clothing optional I believe.

Cat you are too good to me. Thanks, AZ

BTW I know I sound like a republican I dont consider myself one. I dont think they would have me.

"If in fact Rio is more expensive than Colombia why would guys go to Brazil when the girls in Colombia are much hotter according to the photos of working girls around the web."

Because:

(1) brasileiras are cameraphobic because too many assholes have shown girls their pics on the internet, so no one is getting pics of the hot girls in Brazil any longer. There are plenty of incredibly hot girls in Brazil. Walk into Connection in São Paulo on a Thursday night. You'll see plenty of real jaw-droppers.

2) brasileiras fuck like creatures possessed. I've pretty much done 'em all, and on average no group compares to the brasileiras. On several occasions this past week I was left exhausted and nearly speechless by a brasileira. I've had very good sex elsewhere, but those girls don't play in the same league as the brasileiras.

On a slightly different but related topic, I've seen no correlation between cost and quality. The two most expensive sessions I ever had (Night Flight in Moscow) were with two of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen, and both sessions were below average. And I had a top 10 experience with a girl in a "real-a-minute" place in Rio. And she was a smoking-hot mulata. Go figure.

Bd,
You are right, I am not a big picture guy but I have at least a dozen fotos of super hot and beautiful women from Rio. But I would never dream of posting them.

Why wont you post them? Afraid the girls will find out and get pissed? Are the PLM's on this board telling the girls when they're photos are being published?

If everyone on the board had that attitude, this would be a board devoid of photos and it would have few members.

Same here, the hottest girls dont get posted.

blazers
one reason might be that some of the girls ask you not to post them on internet.
iggy

I have photos of three girls from the trip I just returned from. All three asked that I not share the pics.

If guys will quit the board simply because there are few (or no) pictures, good riddance! The Brasilian boards, which I find very useful, have zero pictures.

(Message edited by Bwana_dik on August 09, 2008)

I have to agree with BD. This site is not about wanking to pictures and they do not add to the boards usefulness... And you can't use pics to judge what kind of time you will have or pick girls ahead of a trip

While I respect the ladies' wishes, and have withheld photos for that reason, I dunno that I totally agree with your rather broad conclusions.

If someone posts pics of svelte spinners, or, alternatively, big ol' gals, it gives me a better insight as to why he likes the place (or not). To a lesser extent, it gives me an idea of what's customarily available in that locale.

Ain't that what this site is all aboot?

Bangkok and Rio have the girls with the fewest photos during the last several years of this site. They both happened to be the first two destinations that are victims of overexposure on the internet and PLM's and losers flocking to both destinations in droves. Guys who would never think about mongering start at one of those two destinations. I can go on for days but its just redundancy.

I can't say that I agree with you as far as Rio and Asia being a place to cut your teeth in this hobby. On the contrary, I think most guys work their way up to thoses places.
About pics... I think it would be nice in a perfect world, but its not. Guys talk too much, and some even share their passwords with the girls. So now a lot of the girls won't even allow photos. If they do, it's usually because you have built up some sort of trust with her. So to go and post those pics and have her find out would destroy any future programs with her.
One more quick note about pics. One of my very favorites in Rio who is over the top special on all counts, actually left her husband because he post a pic of her on the net. Ask yourself this question, would you like to have a picture of you jerking off posted on the net, for all to see for eternity? Sure these girls are whores but they still deserve to have a private life and the choice if they want their pics on the net or not. I say no permission! Do not post.

Six years ago, it wasn't the pics on Hombre that won me over to my first trip to Rio (though I did appreciate them)...It was the Snoop Dog "Beautiful" video that many a new visitor enjoyed.

Seeing that video was a turning point for me to take the plunge.

Guys who have not gone to Rio (nor been there recently) need to make that call on their lives.

But, don't judge a place just on the pic on CH, see it first hand!

I dont care if there are photos or not but I guarantee you it is important to 99% of board members.

I think a lot of guys are not posting photos because they got burned by other members, not because the girls told them not to.

I can only speak for myself and some of the guys I know in Rio, but the main reason not to post is because of rats. Pictures and mentioning names in trip reports have gotten a lot of guys into trouble over the years. I think the rat issue is worse in Rio than anywhere else because the garotas are experts at making a guy feel he has a bond/relationship/attachment/whatever with her. Basically, guys fall in love hard and fast down there and go off the deep end easily. They get jealous and rat guys out, I guess in hope the garota will get off the program. They get needy (a carrapato (tick), my favorite Portuguese word) and rat out guys to try and gain favor from the girl. Others just get pissed when a garota doesn't want to hang with him or more likely, when he finds out that his "former GdP girlfriend/fiance/wife" is not only still on the program, but fucking guys he knows.

The current pics or lack of pics situation is what it is.

If a member is going to base their travel decision stictly on CH pics, then that's their choice. IMHO, that's being a bit narrow minded.

The bottom line is, you just got to personally experience the current garota beauty and experience first hand. Stories and photos don't do it justice.

I've never personally met anyone that has gone to Rio once and said they'll never come back. It's more like, they are on the plane ride back and planning their next trip.

And yes, there are guys so head over heels in love with the fantasy, they rat out other hombres and they think they are scoring points with the GDP. Those guys are pathetic!

(Message edited by solid808 on August 10, 2008)

I thought some more on the picture issue. And to some extent Blazers is right! When I was planning my FIRST trip to Brasil I looked at every pic I could, day after day. But with each trip after it became less important. But because there are 'G--ks in the wires' an old Vietnam term, (my apologies to our Asian brothers). You can't post anything here that you would not want her to see,its that simple. Its a shame some of our club members are so insecure that they need to divulge sensitive information.

I agree with both Cat and Latinalover about the photo issues. No permission, no pic-that simple. All women should be respected regardless of profession, and it goes w/o saying regarding an individual's privacy.

Hemp,you state:
"Many of the guys on this board know me and I have made many very good friends over the years"...have you finished all the payments?

"I hope the above puts some clarity to "Hemp's Girls"....another way to identify Hemp's Girls is if they are low milage, he falls asleep easily!

CFK

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on August 11, 2008)

CFK - We had a Fiesta at my place this weekend and while it was low on Chicas (only 6) I still told them about you and they want you to CUM down and take them apartment searching. I had 3 yesterday who wanted to move in with me "sempre". Yeah right! - Lil Hempy is sleeping until this afternoon at least. Have a nice day CFK.

'CFK taking programas apartment searching'
ROTFLMAO

Hemp,

A six pack of Chicas, I have NOTHING to compare that to.
Also, I understand the Colombian Co-op has asked you to remove the large sign that says, "available seven days a week, including Sundays"
I'm thinking how much I now hate Sundays thanks to you!
I would remind you that even Chick-fil-A gives there employees Sunday off.
I'm going to send you a Speedo, a request from "little Hempy", I sincerely hope it increases your popularity!

CFK

CFK Sundays is a day of worship! Don't you worship me?

Thanks but Lil Hempy has many speedos and the girls especially like the "see thru" ones! That way they know exactly what there going to get! -
You got to come down and visit and bring your Wingmen including Diversity and we'll have a hell of a fiesta amigo.

Hemp

Hemp,

Since what you say is slightly understandable I'm gonna be sick! Hopefully it's not life-threatening. Right now I look like a kid that lost his puppy.
OK, your place is NEXT on destinations of the Hot & Horney, wingmen included (you know who the other 2 are).

You're on for that fiesta, you can put everything in perspective for us, and I refuse to stand in water up to my waist, you never know what lies beneath.

CFK

CFK send me your dates and I will plan the Fiesta for you and your Wingmen.
My only concern is you will have to "drop your underwear" - are you ready for that?
ps - One more thing all the blondes that day are not available - they love "Lil Hempy: sorry!

"Colombia is just as expensive as Brazil and Guatemala even more expensive...been to both. Also been to Cuba, S.Korea, Philippines, Indonesia, Mexico weekly, Thailand, Cambodia, Singapore(also more expensive than Brazil), Hong Kong, Macau...shall I continue?

One of these days you might catch up. Try writing a trip report or post a photo...then talk shit. Until then, its all talk and no action. I will be happy to put my mongering expenses and photo evidence against yours head to head...I am pretty confident I would come out on top."

Blazers,

You'd be happy to put your mongering expenses against mine? Is the amount of money you've spent on pussy something you're proud of? That would be pretty pathetic in itself. Have you EVER gotten free pussy? I know everyone here acts like that doesn't exist but trust me, it really does.

As far as a photo or trip report goes....how could I fit living in Rio for over 2 years into a trip report? Maybe a blog but definitely not a trip report. I own two successful businesses here and the more the dollar drops the happier I am. Your fantasies are my everyday life. Do you really want to continue this pissing match? Just keep the borderline racist crap out of your posts and I won't have a problem with your cheap ass.

For everyone else, I feel I should make an important disclaimer. Everyone's heard the saying "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it" right? Well, that's how I feel about living here. If I had it to do over again, I would never come here. My life was happier before. The thing is now that I've crossed into the dark side, I don't know if I'll ever get out. Rio's seedy underbelly seems to have swallowed me whole. I guess I got in deeper than a gringo ever should.

(Message edited by Wsriderz on August 13, 2008)

(Message edited by Wsriderz on August 13, 2008)

Wsriderz...whether on the dark side or the "bright" side...both has it's pros and cons. Just enjoy the dark side to its fullest. After all, what are you missing out on? Living a "normal life" in the states and being married and having sex with one woman for the rest of your life?

Wsriderz...you could start trying to get free pussy right now and I will give you a 20 year head start and you still wont catch up to the amount of free pussy I had before I started mongering at 31 years old.

Blazers,

You mean one day at the ripe old age of 31 you said to yourself "you know, I'm getting really tired of all this free pussy, I think it's time I start paying for it". Hahahaahaha. You're a funny guy! (Good Fellas)

WS

"Bangkok and Rio have the girls with the fewest photos during the last several years of this site."

Thailand has by far the most pics posted of any location in the past 2 years - over 1,800.

Thailand yes, Bangkok no....nearly all the photos from Pattaya.

As for WSriderz...doesnt mean I didnt continue to get free pussy after I started mongering. Get less and less of it as I get older...part of the process.

WSriderz...zero trip reports and zero photos. If you are going to talk the talk, then walk the walk.

(Message edited by blazers on August 25, 2008)

Top 3 cities for pics in the past 2 years:

Pattaya
Angeles
Bangkok

Hey Juanlo, GREAT report! I love it.

Next time you go to Brazil, I want to hear about it.