Before Cat can jump in here, I did it on purpose.

We have all heard the old adage over and over, "never take sand to the beach". I had to ask myself, "why not???"

Ya see, she is quickly becoming my next future ex GF, just finished her job contract, University is out for a couple of months, I hadn't been to CTG in about 4 years so what the hell, lets' go for a mini 5 day vacation!

She was beside herself with glee.

Got some pretty decent flights and prices on ADA from MDE to CTG, arranged for an apt. through my old friend Juan Ventura, had her come over the night before (beause I had absolutely no faith she would get up on time to make the plane....and I would have been right cause it took me forever to wake her up). We packed in 1 suitcase and still wound up taking too many clothes. After a brief stop in Montieria we landed at the CTG airport. Not much changed in 4 years except they do have covered walkways out to the tarmac now.

Cab to Laguito was 15K (return was 13K). Keys to the Apt at Antares were waiting at the desk.


As soon as we got into the Apt. she started removing her clothes and putting on a bikini. I had other plans and she was very accommodating. We hit the beach because she wanted to seriously work on her tan. After about 3 hours, the sun was setting so we went back inside. Surprise #1; Off came the bikini and into the shower we went. After the shower, she came into the LR totally naked and just sat down next to me and began to cuddle. New spanish idioma for me (SP?) Pericita--means to snuggle and she loved it.(The real word for snuggle is totally different)

(Digress for a moment. When I first graduated from college, I started dating a full fledged nudist. As soon as she came home from work or school....off came the clothes. As soon as she entered my apartment....off came the clothes. She would have gone to work naked if they let her. I also had several rousing experiences at the nudist camp she belonged to. She liked to introduce me to her college GF's and had no qualms about a little sharing).. Fast forward;
Ex GF is a close runner up to my former friend. Just never wanted to have clothes on, was immodest as they come, willing whenever I was ready and made sure she had her fair hare of fun with my bunny vibrator (and that caused me to get excited too in most cases)

"Where would you like to go for dinner?" "Let's just eat at the beachside restaurant in front of our Apt." she responded. This girl loves seafood and because it is so cheap in CTG and so expensive in MDE, she made a vow to eat nothing else. I saw $$$'s signs flowing quickly but then surprise #2; "let's only order 1 dish and 1 bowl of soup and share" OK by me as the portions were huge. We were both full afterwards;

Surprise #3; "Would you like to go out somewhere tonight dancing or partying?" "No, let's stay home and Pericita" she responded. We watched a movie (interrupted by a session) and when we went to bed, we had round #2. Throughout the night, she was Pericita (all over me).

Next morning, she wanted to sleep in and I was dying for a cup of coffee so I strolled towards the Hilton and found a little cafe open. Had some eggs, arepa, toast and 3 cups of coffee ($2.50). I took an order home for her. She was still sleeping soundly so I did a little puter work and watched CNN. When she woke up, she entered the LR, (naked), put her arms round my neck, sat down on my lap and Pericita for about 1/2 hour (until I couldn't stand it anymore). We showered and put on our bathing suits to go to the beach. She was shocked when I produced her breakfast (and had stopped for some OJ too). Not sure anyone had ever done anything like that for her because she just went on and on about it.

Surprise #4. When we go to the beach, she did not want to rent chairs and just wanted to lay on the beach. Said the chairs were too expensive. I refused and insisted on chairs and a cabana. She was full on sun, both sides and stripped he bikin bottom off and sunned in her panties. The Costenos were enoying the hell out of it. She does have a super fine body afterall. My biggest problem was keeping the erection down when I oiled her whole body....not once, not twice but three times over the course of about 4 hours (her full in the sun, me under the cabana after about 45 minutes). She was tanning beautifully. I was turning red (of course). We had our meal delivered to our cabana from the nearby restaurant. Sopa Pescado and Fried Pargo. One dish split between us. We also drank a few beers. Everything for the day, meal, cabana, chairs, beers, water etc set me back about 50K.

"Want to go out tonight?". "No, let's stay home and pericita". Now, I am beginning to think she does not want to be seen in public with me (as you might suspect, there is a huge age difference)but we had walked hand in hand and arm in arm all over the beach together, through several shops (food, drinks etc) and that did not seem to bother her.

Another movie, lots of pericita and a rousing session and I was sound asleep (at about 8:30)on the sofa with her entertwined in my arms, legs and her head resting softly on my shoulder. At 1 AM she woke me telling me to come to bed. I half expeted her to just crash but she had other things on her mind. Who the hell am I not to respond to the occasion.


The next morning, she slept in late again. I went next door, bought some Arepa, buter, OJ and TP, did some work on the puter, watched CNN and was greeted with one of the finest B'J's when she finally woke up and called me to bed with her. She was delighted with the arepa and OJ, wanted to hit the beach immediately after eating so we did.

Surprise #5- after lunch, I had to make a little bathroom run in our apt. Later in the day when I went to pay the bill for chairs, food, beers cabana.......SHE HAD PAID IT! Said it was her gift to me for taking her on vacation....???!

Wanted to stay home again that night. My budget was running way under what I had planned.

Next day, we decided to run down to HollyWood Beach. I wanted to see Tony even if he is a pain in the ass. I warned her he would recognize me and start trunning down the beach yelling my name. I don't think she believed me but true to form, within 50 yards of his shack, he shouted my name, ran over shaking my hand and hugging me. Then I had a very pleasant surprise. I turned around and there stood Emily. I had not expected to see her because someon had said she was in Venezuela. Well, she is baaaacccckkkk! Big hugs and introductions ensued. Mama Flor (fruit lady) even came over and hugged me. (Naturally, I had to have one of Emily's world class massage and I treated the GF to one as well. I also splurged on a manicure and pedicure (the latter being badly needed). We had a few waters, bought Tony his gratis beer and crawled into the caban when it started raining. The rest of the day was very cloudy but the UV rays were still shining through. Her tan was getting incredible and she was beginning to resemble a Triguena.

I insisted on going out this night as it was our last in town. We went to LDV (and I warned her what kind of a place it was....she had no problem) but it did not open until 11:00 so we went to Tu Candellas. We were the only people in the place and it was 10:00PM. Ordered a medio bottle of Guaro (Antioqueno of course) and had a couple of rounds. I asked her to dance and she seemed a little shy about being the only people there. I grabbed her and we went behind a wall for some privacy. Told her I wanted to learn a few steps. (For those of you that know me, you know I like to dance and ain't too bad at it either (8 years of ballroom dancing when I was kid was worth something)). Within minutes, I was doing the salsa and merengue with her like I was an old hand at it. I think even she was surprised. At 11:30, still no other people there, so I said let's go back to LDV.

As soon as we entered it was like old home week. I saw two girls I knew from years ago, gave the obligatory peck on the cheek, introduced them to my GF and we had a seat at the bar. "Litro of Guaro" I told the bartender. I guess we were quite the sight because everyone was staring at us. We were about the only "couple", we were the only ones with a bottle being shared, we were the only ones laughing and chatting with each other and soon, we were the only ones dancing. That did it, a few of the locals finally got up to show the Gringo Paisa a thing or two about Spanish dancing. As soon as I saw it, I picked it up and kept pace with their every move. I think it kinda pissed them off a little.

Within an hour, the place was pretty packed. About 8-10 girls for every guy. Lots of 5's and 6's but a couple of real hottie 8's and 9's as well. I was discussing this with the GF when I noticed one particularly striking girl and pointed her out. GF got a big smile on her face, walked over and hugged this girl (whom she knew from MDE). I got introduced (and made a mental note for potential future reference in case an expected hammer falls some day). They went off to th ladies room (always in pairs???). When GF came back she told me all the girls were smoking pot, snorting coke and scheming together.

There was a guy sitting at the bar by himself nursing a beer. He kinda looked like a fish outta water so I struck up a converation with him. Yep, first trip to CTG, spoke no Spanish, had no idea what the scene was in LDV but had been advised to go there. I told him, "find one you like, make eye contact, smile and wave them over". I think he thought I was shitting him because he just sat there looking at me very suspiciously. Finally I asked him, "do you see anyone you like?' He pointed to one. I made eye contact, smiled, called her over and introduced them. She wanted 200 and he was about to go for it when I countered 100. She acceptd immediatly. It was a buyers market night for sure. Anyway, he thanked me and left with her. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall in that encounter.

The Guaro was almost gone, it was getting real late and GF was getting sleepy (and quite drunk also). We walked across the street and fell into bed. No session this night as we both passed out almost immediately. Note to self---keep to medio bottles and not litros unless more than 2 people are there). As expected, she slept late and woke up with a roaring hangover, upset stomach but did rise to the occasion to have a beer with her arepa (I had one too...hair of the dog and all plus my good friend Ultra taught me that a beer for breakfast was actually a good thing...at least he said so....LOL).

We din't make it to the beach until almost 12:00 and had to leave at 1:30. Still partly cloudy but she managed to improve her tan even more. Had 1 beer each, she bought a ceviche (and paid for it herself) and was looking at some bracelets being offered by a local vendor (they are still a royal pain in the ass), She found one she liked and picked out two others. Surprise #6; 1 was a gift for me and the other a gift for my partner. We packed after showering but she was not up for anykind of session. We boarded the plane about an hour late and I suggested she just stay the night when we got back to MDE. She said, "OK"....and "pericita"!. I just grinned.

My partner and I had a little business the next morning so I let her sleep and told her we would be back in an hour or so. She was up and showered when we returned and also up for a rousing round of sex together. She hung around for a few hours watching TV and asked me to call her a cab.

MOMENT OF TRUTH! I told her I wanted to give her a "gift" for going with me but had no idea what was appropriate. She looked at me almost stunned! "Baby, you don't have to give me anything. You took me on vacation, that was enough." I am sure my neighbors could hear my chin hitting the floor but she just gave me a bug hug and a kiss as the phone rang announcing the arrival of her taxi and she said, "call me".

I think I will.........!

The last and final surprise was that nothing was missing while my partner and I had been away except a little OJ and a slice of toast (which had been offered). She made the bed, unpacked folded and hung up my clothes, repacked her clothes in her shopping bags and was in a great frame of mind.

She thanked me again, over and over for taking her on vacation and kept thanking me for a great time together.....(slaps self on back of head to make sure he is hearing correctly and not dreaming). Helped her down to her cab with her bags, big goodbye kiss and once agin...."call me...CYA later baby"

So my fellow mongers, that old adge about not taking sand to the beach may have to be revisited for it's potential merits. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Beats the shit outta not knowing what kind of a session, personality, attitude you are going to get in the random selection process, actually saved a ton of money (enough to pay for the airfares) and well, I had a great time with a great chica.

Nope, no photos of this one guys although I got some great ones of her running around the apartment naked and some pretty steamy video as well. I'll share em with Hemp (he has seen her naked in his Jacuzzi) and a few close friends but I'd prefer not to do anything that might piss her off right now.

Oh, it will come. The hammer will fall. It always does. That is why I always refer to them as 'My future ex GF"

Chou

Sounds like you had lots of fun.

Thanks for the reporting.

MM

Thanks SamusAran, great report. Can't wait to see the pictures. Yes I know her guys and she is a fantastic girl. Glad you had a great trip SamusAran. - Hemp

Great report buddy,,,always better the "bird in the hand". And I suspect if it wasn't "good", you wouldn't have considered taking her in the first place.

Ultra

SamusAran, admit it you are a die hard romantic at heart .Your report goes to prove that if you treat a girl well and with a little kindness you can be richly rewarded,

Shame about the pictures though...

What a way to spend 5 days - a vacation FROM paradise TO paradise. Sounds like it just kept getting better!

It's great to hear of kindness begetting kindness. You are wise to enjoy it while you can, letting nature run its course.

SM, thanks for sharing. I would say that I hope all is well, but it appears obvious by the post ;)

Hemp, You'll probably see them this weekend.

Ultra, you are having a pretty special day yourself. You did say a beer for breakfast is a sure fire hangover cure....didn't you? Sure seemed to work!

Isawal-I've always treated them with kindness but I joke around a lot with them to just to keep them in line. Deangelo's cocky and funny really does work. I was around this one 4 times before asking her over. I did nothing but rag on her about shit the first 3 times. She shot right back just as quickly. I like that in a girl.

Tujunga-Well, what can I say? It may be like living in Orlando and never wanting to go to Disney World. It is here all around you but ya gotta have a life too. Fun to get out of town on occasion and just relax.

DM-I may try an AC, Pattaya, Cambo or Jakarta Trip in Oct. Got some FF miles getting ready to expire and don't want them to go to waste....LOL Love to have you join in a little mongering trip

SamusAran,

I'm here in Medellin ready and willing to pay the ransom for my shirt.


Cheers,


Cubanut

Good for you SM, you a lucky (and deserving) fella.

SamusAran...Pictures, pictures, pictures!

I have been doing the "take a hot girl on vacation" the last few years and I couldn't agree more with SamusAran's statement. "Beats the shit outta not knowing what kind of a session, personality, attitude you are going to get in the random selection process, actually saved a ton of money (enough to pay for the airfares) and well, I had a great time with a great chica."

I usually meet a woman online and spend a few weeks talking to her online and telephone. I have yet to be turned down for a vacation and have wanted to pinch myself having the opportunity to spent 3-5 days with a very sex hungry hot woman. Who knew a 50 year old could have so much fun. I tell my friends, I get to be Hugh Hefner for 10-14 days in Colombia.

(Message edited by marcust2cr on August 13, 2008)

Great articles and beautiful pictures.

thanks!

Brining up this thread brings back some great memories........and, the same future ex GF is sleeping in my room as I write this....!

Amazing!

Right on, SamusAran. Sometimes they're worth keeping--at least for a while. Then we get bored. You're fortunate to find one who is still keeping you interested.

Greetings fellow Mongers:

I'm planning a second trip to Colombia over the July 4th holiday. My first trip took me to Bogota which I enjoyed a lot. This time, I'm going to try Medelin and will be going solo. I have heard about the Medelin Mansion on Club Hombre and thought about checking it out. Can you guys give me a candid assessment about the Medilin Mansion. What kind of neighborhood is it located in, is it clean, safe, secure. How are the accomodations in general and what about the cost. Is it drug and violence free.

Another point.. have you guys heard anything about club Mangos in Medelin. A buddy of mine in the States mentioned Mangos but he's never been to Mangos

Another favor, can anybody recommend a nice apartment or condo for rent in Medelin for about 4 days.I had problems bringing company to my hotel in Bogota a year and half ago and I don't repeat the same problem.

Thanks,
Rimshot 682

RS, plenty of info on many threads with both pros and cons. Heck, Jonesie just provided a fresh trip report.