2001/04 Nononsense - Costa Rica Trip, April 2001

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By Nononsense on Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 09:39 pm:  Edit

Costa Rica Trip, April 2001

This is a report of a recent eleven day trip to San Jose and Punta Leona, a resort just outside of Jaco. This was my eighth trip to Costa Rica in nine months, but only my second trip of any length. Most of the other trips were two, three nights maximum.

Those of you who know me know that I'm a big fan of the Park Hotel show and the girls at the Park. I think I've seen the show nearly twenty times now, and have been known to take my clothes off, climb up on the bar, and join in (thank goodness I've gotten into shape since the first time I did that!). I haven't posted a trip report in a while because when I take a short trip, I usually spend it with my just with my two favoritas from the Park Hotel, maybe trying a new girl only once in a while.

I'm glad to see that someone finally posted a trip report recently, by the way, even though it's just a cut and paste from ASP. Maybe we can get this portion of the board kick-started again. Those of you who read these accounts, travel down and enjoy, and then post nothing... you should think about giving back something, in terms of accounts that encourage others to find the same enjoyment you do.

Friday

I arrive around 1PM, and shortly after, meet up with Ace Nikon at the Presidente (I always stay there... can't beat the quality of service and the TSM rate ? http://www.hotel-presidente.com) for a quick chat, and we arrange to go to the show that evening. First, later that afternoon, I have a couple of drinks at the Park Hotel with TampaGringo. First time we've met, though we've corresponded. Very nice guy. It's very different at the Park during the day... and I've been there quite a few nights. One nice looking girl there I haven't seen before, but she heads off somewhere, probably for dinner, and I don't see her again.

Ace and I head over to the show around 7:30, after our dinner. Not very crowded at first. No really super chicas. Ace is interested in E., one of my favoritas, and makes an appointment for after the show with her.

Let me inject a note here. Now that I have gotten to know some of the girls rather well, I know they're a bit reluctant about getting described on the web. I don't want to impose my feelings about this on anyone else. I intend to use initials from here on. If anyone plans on visiting San Jose, and wants to know the name of anyone mentioned, please feel free to e-mail me, and I'll let you know in a private conversation.

Just before the show, it finally gets crowded. Perhaps the most crowded I've seen it. Not a whole lot of audience participation tonight, if only because there's not much room. Once the show starts, everyone oils up the girls and enjoys the girl-girl, girl-dildo-girl action. There is a slight new wrinkle to the show in that Bill (the owner) has taken to pouring champagne onto the pussies of the girls for the gringos to lap up. Pretty much all the four shows that I saw during my two weekends were pretty much the same, except that one day of each weekend was very crowded, and one day was not. Who knows why. I think there's a little more flux in the comings and goings of the girls who work there, but overall, the quality is the same: some old, ugly ones, and some young pretty ones. In general, you won't find anyone who looks like a model here, but some of them more than make up for that in attitude.

At the bar, as usual, I met up with many interesting gringos to talk to. It's a good bar to hang out at. I hope that we start seeing more trip reports on this board. Often, a fellow gringo tells me he intends to post a report... but I rarely see any postings.

A chica who arrived just before the show looks very interesting -- S. I inquire about her, and find out she's the sister of L., whom I had a date with last trip. S. has a very unspoiled, cute face, very nice slim figure, and lovely Indian leaning toward Oriental features. After the show, Ace goes for a short time with E. to one of the rooms there. I'm very tired, having gotten up very early, and leave for the Presidente. I tell A. to come round when she can leave the Park, which will be in an hour or two.

When A. comes later, she says that she was afraid that I was mad at her and/or E., but I straighten her out. E., however, is really upset, because I had not invited her. She wants equal treatment with A.... which isn't an unreasonable demand, except that A. doesn't expect equal treatment from another close buddy whom I often come down with, and who really, really favors E! And besides which, I told them both beforehand that I'd be down for ten nights, would take the two of them to the beach for five nights, and the rest of the time, maybe there'd be a few nights for them, and some other nights for some new girls. Hmmm... getting like a soap opera, eh? It takes a few phone calls, and I ask E. to come by the Presidente, too. We talk for a while and straighten things out. So I end up with the both of them, again. Not that this is a bad thing!

The sex tonight is tremendous. I think that E., having gotten all worked up, needs to let off steam. Lots of sweat, and lots of orgasms. E. is exceptionally gifted at oral sex, seemingly without a gag reflex so that she can do deep throat easily, and she's her usual superlative tonight. A., who has to work at it, really puts a lot of energy into it, and succeeds at being excellent, too. Both these girls always go all out to make me feel like a king... and that's why I keep coming back to the both of them.

Saturday

The next morning we get up and have more sex, and then breakfast.

Then we head off to go shopping. I always take a day to take them shopping and to a movie. I don't spend a fortune on them, and they don't expect me to... and they really, really appreciate it. If you read my earlier postings about taking a girl from the Park Hotel, treat them a little better than they're used to, and how that translates to far more of a girlfriend experience than anyone you'd meet at the Del Rey... then you'll understand. Even if you add shopping to the cost, the Park Hotel girls are still much cheaper than the Del Rey girls.

My favoritas want shoes today. They try a couple of places near the Presidente, but they don't have their sizes in the styles they want. So it's off to San Pedro mall. There's no electricity at the mall! Every once in a while you get a reminder that this is still a third world country, even though the people are more educated, and the tourist trade services are almost comparable to the U.S. There'd been a storm which knocked out the electicity. We visit the China woman's shop, where E. buys a blouse. We go upstairs and find another clothing store. The electricity returns, and they take a long time and buy several things. We move on to the last store, where E. buys some jeans. I leave in one cab, and they go back to their apartments in another. They'll pack for tomorrow, because it's off to the beach for the three of us. I tell them I'm not sure that I'll visit the show tonight, and that I'll be looking for a new chica for tonight. I want to try S., the sister of L., as mentioned previously. (G. is the other sister--there's three sisters in all. Definitely an opportunity for someone who's interested in that).

I hook up with Ace again. We look into the Morazon, which is dead, and then head over to the Blue Marlin for lunch. We have a nice lunch, and look over the girls there. We head back and arrange to meet for the show, which I've decided I'll attend. I take a nap. At around 7:30 we head off. Lots of gringos tonight, but the girl quality seems a bit down. E. and A. don't come in until just before the show. I don't see S. at all, but L. shows up just before the show, so suddenly the quality of tonight's show goes up! L. is a zaftig girl, with a great smile, and first rate tits. I've heard she can be a little difficult, but she's always been very good with me.

It's a normal crowd at the show. I don't get up on the bar, but enjoy licking a few of the girls, especially L. Ace takes E. upstairs again, after the show. I hang around, talking to another monger, who presses me for details so he can decide between two or three girls. I don't think he took anyone in the end. Just some guy who seems to prefer talking to doing. After Ace finishes with E., we head back to the Presidente, so I can take a quick shower. I want to take a quick look into the Morazon again, since MilkmanDan had rated it high, and if it doesn't pan out, I'll try the Blue Marlin.

As luck would have, we walk into the Morazon, and though it's mostly dead, there are S., her sister G., and another G. (another of the Park Hotel girls, but not one of the pretty ones. Still a very nice one). I walk over and chat. They're having dinner. I arrange a date with S., and will come back in half an hour for her. Ace and I head over the the Blue Marlin for a drink. Lots of really good looking girls there tonight. Overall, it appears there are more Colombian and Dominican Republic girls than I've seen there previously. They're all quite beautiful. The "average" there is far higher than at the Park Hotel. But I feel strongly that if you value attitude, you're better off staying away from the Blue Marlin. You're far less likely to get a BBBJ, you're far more likely to get a clock watcher, and you're far more likely to be nickel and dimed to death when you take a Blue Marlin girl. The girls from the Park Hotel have far lower expectations, and as I've often said, take them back to your hotel for a couple of hours or an overnight, treat them a little more generously (not far more generously) than they're used to, order drinks or dinner from room service, and their attitude will be 1000% better than the girls from the Blue Marlin.

We have fun talking to an old guy from Miami, and we give him the URL for RedSnake, and tell him to follow the link to TJ Hombre's board (we couldn't remember the URL)! We head back to the Morazon afterwards, and from there we walk back to the Presidente with S. She has a great personality. She's twenty seven, has beautiful eyes and very Indian features. She is very slim, has nice B cup breasts with very dark nipples that get very erect. She has a little hair on her pussy. She's very tender and sweet, kisses well, and is very pleasant to talk to. I give her white fishnet thigh highs and take a few pictures of her on the bed.

Lots of cuddling and kissing: the watchword is sweet. She's definitely enjoying it. She's whispering "Chico, chico" throughout... it seems that when the Ticas and Nicas whisper that, they're enjoying. Overall, everything was very nice.

Sunday: Off to Punta Leona

A. and E.arrive at the hotel the next morning, just before the van arrives to pick us up to take us to the rental car office. The trip is smooth, though I do take a detour and short unexpected tour of downtown Orotina. Heck, I get lost at home, too. We arrive at the hotel. I should mention that Angie Hall, of Destination Costa Rica, who sits at the tour desk at the Presidente, arranged the trip. I had called from the U.S., told her what I wanted. She's a good travel agent, and I recommend her: http://www.destinationcr.com.

The hotel is a very large resort, and very nice. I highly recommend it: http://www.hotelpuntaleona.com. It's about 12 kilometers north of Jaco. The main highways are in excellent shape. Then you leave the main highway, and drive on a narrow road through several miles of primary forest. The resort is so big we had to drive to the restaurants (there were several at the resort), etc. We have a nice lunch, then the girls nap for a few hours.

Both are comfortable, and are beginning to unwind from all their San Jose cares. After dinner, it's time for sex. Every time with them is the best. It's funny, I hadn't meant to get hooked on threesomes. I only got together with the two of them the first time because DearJohn, who's become a good friend, wanted to do a party with two girls and us two guys. I called the two of them back just for myself the next night on a whim. Sex with two girls is more addictive than drugs, I guess. How's that W.C. Fields line go? "My first wife drove me to drink. It's the one thing I'll be forever indebted to her for." Thanks DearJohn, for that, and for being a good friend.

Monday

The girls sleep in until the afternoon. I'm a morning person. I take breakfast at a lovely restaurant just down the lane from our cottage. We take lunch at the grill, and E. thinks the food is too greasy for her. We resolve not to eat there anymore. We take a walk on the beach in the afternoon, hang out at the cottage, and then drive to Jaco for dinner, to a place E. has been to before. It's very good. The drive through the forest is quite amazing--it's a very poor road, and it's quite a bizarre feeling to be driving through a real forest at night with no lights and no other cars. We come back afterwards, the girls watch a bit of TV, and I go to sleep. The girls are still having a lot of trouble unwinding. They talk about the Park Hotel a lot (to each other).

Tuesday

The girls sleep in again. In the morning, I take a nature walk through the primary forest with a guide from the hotel and two Canadian couples (both young). Very nice, very different than other forest walks I've taken. All the trees are huge, and the forest floor isn't as overgrown as others I've seen. Afterwards, once A. and E. awake, we spend the day at the pool, which is huge. On the way out to the pool we see a coatimundi. At the pool, neither of the girls know how to swim, though E. can float, and dog paddle a little. I stay close to both of them. Afterwards, we hang out in the room a bit, and A. lays me down for a blow job. E. joins in, and we have a spectacularly active session. A.'s favorite position is doggie style, and she just goes to town when we do that. To ask for that in Spanish, you say "al quatro," which means "on all fours." When she's not doing her amazing oral, E. usually goes nuts in the cowgirl position.

That night instead of going to the grill, we go to the supermarket in the complex, buy a lot of stuff, and have dinner in. Shortly after, I go to sleep, while the girls stay up to watch TV.

Wednesday

We spend most of the afternoon at the beach. A. has a cold, but she spends a lot of time in the water, anyway. E. seems more comfortable in the ocean than the pool. A. challenges me to a race. It feels good to run. There's nothing like a vacation with a friend (or two friends). It's far more relaxing that a vacation with a spouse or a girlfriend. We go to dinner in Jaco again. Same restaurant -- La Hacienda. It's very good.

Sex that night is wonderful, as always. Let me tell ya. You don't get tired of two girls, not when they're continually interested in keeping you happy, keeping the sex fresh, and especially when they enjoy it as much as you.

Thursday

We take a lazy day, hanging out in the room, and then going to the pool. They're finally in good spirits today... it's taken them all five days to really unwind. Later that afternoon, I make sure that my other buddy, the one who really likes E., calls on the phone. We all have a good chat. Afterwards, more great sex than Dr. Ruth can shake a stick at. For dinner, later that evening, I pick up a few things at the supermarket (which is in the resort) for them, making a list of what they want to eat, and bringing it back to them. They love being waited upon. What's really great is that it doesn't take much to make them feel special, and that makes me feel good.

Friday: Back to San Jose

The drive back to San Jose is uneventful. I return the car, we all go to the Presidente. From there the girls go to their apartments, to catch up on their personal stuff. I arrange with the girls that we'll have a last date for Sunday night, but I'll be with other girls till then.

The show that night is enjoyable. I make an appointment with L. for this night, and one with M., a big breasted girl that I originally thought was someone TampaGringo had described for me, for Saturday afternoon.

Sex with L. this night is really, really good. I went in with a little apprehension. I had had her one time previously, in a threesome with A., and she had been good then. But I had heard she was a little troublesome. With me, though, her attitude was and always has been fabulous. She was warm, and was really, really into it. She was lively, and we had a nice conversation. She actually has an interesting background... she's a Nicaraguan citizen, but was born in Costa Rica. And she gets screwed in both countries for this, each place treating her as not quite a citizen.

One thing to not about the Park Hotel girls: you're less likely to find one with a good command of English than the girls over at the Del Rey. But some of them speak English a bit, and if you know even a little Spanish, like I do, you'll make out well.

L. is zaftig. She has very big, very firm tits (natural, of course). Absolutely perfect to hold and lick. She's a little on the heavy side (I'd estimate 39-32-38). I gave her some red stockings, and took some pictures. She was very happy to pose. We started out with lots of kissing. She got very excited. She kissed me warmly, held me... it was definitely a very GFE, much more than I expected. By the end of the session, she said she had had four orgasms, and we were both dripping sweat. She is so built for comfort. We lay there for quite some time, just enjoying, both semi dozing. It was perfectly enjoyable. In taking off the condom, it turned out I had rather a lot more leche than I thought I would after a week with my favoritas. Either I'm turning into Peter North, or, more probably, I think it's that I'm consciously drinking more water than I ususally drink when in Costa Rica. L. looked so good while she was dressing I quickly changed the film and took more pictures. We cuddled for a long while, and talked, and just enjoyed. I asked if she could stay the night, but she couldn't.

Saturday

Around 3:30 PM, M. comes by, as per arrangement. We chat for a while, till I see that she's comfortable. She's not a very hard edged girl. She's been visiting the Park only part time for about three months. She's twenty four, and works during the day--unusual, I think for a Park Hotel girl.

What a body she has. When she takes off her shirt, and is only in her bra I see how magnificent she is. She must be a 39D - 28 - 37. Very much like L., minus about fifteen pounds. Her face is very nice, a coffee and crŠme complexion. She's from Nicaragua, has been in Costa Rica since two years old. I give some black thigh highs to wear. Definitely the best body from the Park Hotel except for V., before she put on weight. (V. is no longer there). M. looked tremendous with the stockings. She's very much like a short Christy Canyon, plus about ten pounds.

We start off slowly with lots of kissing. She has an easy laugh and a nice smile. Oh, how I enjoy licking and squeezing those tits. The nipples are dark and nicely responsive. We have really enjoyable sex. Not too fast, not to slow. She enjoys. I enjoy. I never thought particularly enjoyed tit-f--king, but did I ever enjoy it with her!

We lay around for a while. The intimacy level is way up there. She definitely has a great personality. We take showers (separately), and I give her a T-shirt to wear. She's very reluctant about taking advantage of my offer for dinner and a drink from room service--it's a shyness and unwillingness to extend beyond her welcome. We order up two steaks and two drinks. We have a wonderful conversation, watching a music channel, talking about traveling, life in San Jose, even religion. She's definitely a keeper.

That night, it's off to the Hotel Park. The place is absolutely dead, and there's a real question as to whether there'll be a show or not. Some good gringo talk with a guy who now lives in Nicaragua. But, finally there is a show. A. and R. invite me up on the bar early on, and I join them. I lick A.'s pussy. R. gives me a lethargic hand job. R. is notorious for being pretty but unenthusiastic. After a switch, H. (blonde haired, a little out-of-shape but nice personality) blows me. It's way too soon after my afternoon session, but I enjoy anyway. I jump off the bar a bit early, wander over to where E. is licking A., and kibbitz with them a while.

After the show, I get another T-Shirt. I give Helga a tip. I head back to the hotel, alone, for a well deserved rest. I guess that it feels near the end of the vacation--I'm all f--ked out. I resolve to get some rest before my final night with my favoritas.

Sunday

I spend the day by myself, relaxing, and prepping for a new job that I'll be starting in a week. The girls both have other things to do. A., I know, is tired, still getting over her cold. Only thing I do is go out for Kentucky Fried Chicken. I have some doubts as to whether I've got any more sex left in me for tonight, after a more than a week of screwing my brains out. A. and E. come over at 7:00PM. I'm ready for them. We relax, watch a movie on TV, and order up some food.

Sex that evening isn't quite the marathon session it usually is, but it's just fine. How could I possibly complain about anything!

We all go to sleep relatively early. A. has to wake up early on personal business. We say goodbye the next morning. After a couple of days of thinking it's time to go home, I just don't want to leave them. The girls leave about 8:00AM. I stay behind to pack and have breakfast.

Of the ten nights I spent in Costa Rica this trip, fully seven of them were spent with my favoritas, for good reason. Over many trips, we've become friends. I adore them, they adore me, and they go all out to please me. They're both good looking, one especially so, they both have great talent in bed, they don't drink or do drugs, and in general, they'd be fun to be with even if we didn't have a professional relationship. Maybe I'm prejudiced, but my favoritas, in my opinion, are not only the best girls from the Park (based on performance, attitude and looks), but the best two girl combination for a threesome, because in addition to all that, they're best friends.

Some might think I'm overly generous with the girls. Let me explain. I give them each a generous pay, but not out of the ballpark. For that they're with me pretty much twenty four hours and give me a true GFE. In addition to their pay, out of friendship, I take them shopping and buy them clothes, shoes, even a cellular telephone, once. With other girls, I pay "normal" wages, perhaps only a little on the generous side. It's important not to spoil the waters for my fellow gringos. With my two favoritas, OK, I spoil them somewhat--but I get so much more in return than I would for "regular" pay, and I really appreciate their friendship.

Anyway, I took them both to Punta Leona, and had a fabulous time with them there. Ten nights in Costa Rica, seven of the ten nights with two girls who regard it as their duty to make each time better than the last--I had more and better sex than any man has a right to ask for from life. I've never quite figured out what it really means (as opposed to what it literally means), but Pura Vida, everyone!

Final Note: I'm posting a bit more of a description of the Hotel Punta Leona in the Jaco section. I highly recommend it.

By Ace00 on Wednesday, May 09, 2001 - 10:41 am:  Edit

My comments to Nononsense- trip report. I am the Ace he mentions. I arrived Thurs PM, met En. at the Park and had a afternooner. On Fri I met Nononsense, as stated above and continued as above. I flew out Monday, as a satisfied man. I intend to visit A., E. and En. again at the Park and catch a show. The Blue Marlin sort of sucked so to speak, compared to the Park, but it had absoute beauties there Sat. night late. (Do you have a spare $ 100?)

Such a good time. I am the classic 60 second man. It takes me 60 SECONDS to finish with talent like E. and En. I will have to work on this.

By HollywoodMarine on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 10:56 pm:  Edit

Hola Nononsense!

Once again an excellent report....You, A and E always seem to have a great time together...I hope to see you and B again...this time I promise I won't flake out on dinner...

I'm hoping to go back the end of June of mid July...

MMD


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