So I’m here in Pattaya again! “Thank the maker!” It was hell coming this way though, I booked on Thai Airlines because they had reasonable rates for my multi legged trip but the crazy thing was, about a week before I was to lift off two of my flights got cancelled! They re-booked me and took me through Germany using Lufthansa Air. But they messed up! I got to the airport and Lufthansa said that my ticket was not reissued. Outside of paying for another ticket I had to reach Thai Air to clear it up and they could not help till the next day. This goes on to be a very aggravating experience but in the end they got me on the same schedule but the next day. sigh. One day of no boom boom stuck in Brooklyn. It gets worse. I finally get on Lufthansa and there is a delay because of weather. Even before lift off we are stuck on JFK's runway for almost 3 hours! Ggrrrr!!! By the time I got to Germany, the connecting flight is about to leave. I spend all of 2 minutes in Frankfurt running from gate to gate, but I made it. The only consolation was that since it is low season, I had 3 seats to myself on both flights! ahhh economy class! Finally I catch a break!
I get to Bangkok and just missed the bus because of the late arrival. If I landed on time I would have been able to catch the 6:45 airport bus to Pattaya for 119 baht, but I see it drive away! Of course people there will always try to snag you and convince you to ride a private car and I didn't want to wait for the next bus (which was about 3 hours away) so I negotiated a price. 800 baht, which I think, is a good deal! So I’m off with visions of lovely ladies on my lap! yessssir!
This is my second time in Pattaya this year. My second trip mongering as well and I hoped not to make the same mistakes. I took some good leads on this site about good places to stay. The Kilkenny was booked for the days I wanted and I had some good conversations with Patrick at the Irish Rovers on Soi L/K. I will stay with him after my first hotel to see how things go, but I originally booked at the Queen Victoria Inn. If you know where that is, then you know that it would be crazy to stay there! It’s right smack dab in the middle of Soi 6! My taxi drove me there and I realized what I had just done! Since I didn't put a down payment I told the driver to keep going. He brought me to other places but I was not happy with them. I finally ended up at Sky-Top Hotel. Why? Because they had free wifi in the room and a/c and was located conveniently right on 2nd road. Plus I was tired as hell and didn't remember where the Irish Rovers was. I just needed a quick place to put my crap down and take a shower. Right away!
So I am paying 600 baht per night. TV (no cable)/ DVD payer/ bathroom/ AC/ free in-room wifi / a safe/ laundry service/ (empty)refrigerator - cheap as heck and they are making renovations as I write this but the room is lacking. It’s pretty low key and sketchy. It has worn out tacky sheets and broken furniture, but I have to say the staff are sweet and they don't charge for guests. They do lock the front door at midnight and give you the key for the back door if you come back later than that which wasn't a problem. I’m not too picky and I needed to save cash for more important business and hey! It's 600 baht a night! You get what you pay for! Plus I am moving after the weekend. It will be good to check out the action up and across the street at Soi 6 without having to stay right in the middle of it!
To start, I had to go to one of my girls from the first trip. Someone who gave me the best experience ever!!! She works at Dream Teen Massage. She remembered me and after she started to massage me I said, lets just get started! I couldn't wait and so we started and it was heaven! I went down on her and she was feeling good and she didn't want me to stop, which is fine! She’s very nympho like and I love flowers that taste sweet wet in dew! There was much more to this 2-hour romp but let's just say... wooo hooo! What a way to start a trip!
Photos: Deuan – Dream Teen 01 02
Next, I got some food, took a nap and went hunting. I was tired as hell after a 20+ hour flight and a great romp at Dream Teen so I made a promise to not pick up a girl for the night! Why? Because if I know myself, I knew that I would hop on the first girl who gave me the time of day. Blazers said I should put more into the hunt so I did or I tried my best! Went to a few gogos on Walking Street. Sat with a few girls but did not bar fine any! until...
A girl from my first trip spotted me. I don't know how she could have remembered! I was with her for a few hours 4 months ago! But she ran to me pulled me into her club (Happy A Go Go on Walking Street) and we chatted. She held me, she laughed at my jokes, melted me into slush. I told her no boom boom tonight. I'm just having fun and I want to sleep (and save money for this extended trip). I told her I was tired and not feeling well. She said she wanted to take care of me. So yes, I bar fined her for 500, I made it clear I would not pay her anything else and I didn't want anything else. She said it was ok, she just wanted to make sure I was feeling better (Ya, what’s the catch girly!? I guess I would find out! hehe). So she went back with me to the hotel.
She fed me some food, massaged my feet (which she did very well) did the whole wet cloth on my forehead bit, said sweet nothings in my ear and slept over. Nothing more. We were knocked out till 4 the next afternoon. Yes, I had my rest so we boom boom. I took her to eat and said thank you and she went on her merry way not asking for anything else (she must have a sponsor!!!). No, I was not heartless, I gave her a very generous tip! She told me to visit her anytime. No strings attached. No catch! I think I made a friend! haha. Wait. Let me retract that, maybe I didn’t make a friend, maybe I fell into a trap! I better use Priew100's 3 visit rule with this one! Hehe. At least now, I have her picture (I hadn’t started taking pictures when I was with her from my first trip).
Photos: Wan – Happy A Gogo 03 04
I was good again with my budget! Made my rounds around Walking Street and then ended the night at a bar near my hotel. They have a nickname for me here. They only like me because I ring the bell and buy a round of drinks for all the girls. We play the “jackpot” dice game, watch a little football on their giant screen TV, shoot pool and I grab Nan. The cutie in black I’m holding up front in the picture. My first bar girl who's BF was less than half of what I pay in Gogos and ST price was even better!
Photos: Nan - 2nd Road Bar 05 06
So I’ll stop here since this getting way too long! I’m in Pattaya for 10 days! I am sure there will a lot more first time things as in my first trip and I will be sure to let you all know how it goes! Part two in a couple of days! Wish me luck! Hehe!