On a business trip to Hamburg many moons ago, I fucked a gorgeous German girl from the Reeperbahn. I didn’t take pictures of girls at the time; I very much doubt whether she would have allowed photos.
FKKs are Germany’s main claim to fame. Girls from all over the globe. Honest prices. Great service. But I’m an avid picture collector these days and none of the FKKs allow cameras inside...
On my way to Ethiopia, I had a layover in Frankfurt. I could have caught an early flight from Brussels, but preferred to leave the evening before. One night in Frankfurt would give me the opportunity to scour the RLD for a willing model. I knew the odds were against me, but it was worth a try...
Getting There
I arrived at Frankfurt airport around 9.30 PM. Without any luggage to pick up, I could walk straight out when I saw signs reading “Exit and “Trains”. After a few cigarettes, I crossed the street to the train station and bought a ticket to the Haubtbahnhof. A couple of Spanish ladies in the queue were staying at a hotel in the Elbestraße. Even though I’d never been to Frankfurt, I was able to give them precise directions.
BTW, buying 2 single tickets (3,60 EUR each) is cheaper than buying a day pass (8,90 EUR).
Taunusstraße 34
After a quick dinner at McDonald’s, I walked over to the Taunusstraße. The Eros Center at #34 was my first port of call. Carrying an extremely heavy backpack, climbing the stairs to the top floor was tough.
On the top flight, 3 pretty maidens were vying for my attention. A skinny platinum blonde from Poland didn’t seem very popular with the punters. She was a real cutie, but seemed cold. Another pretty blonde was a little chubbier. The curly-haired Hungarian girl was the friendliest. None of them would allow pictures.
Making my way down, I spotted a total babe on the 3rd floor. Exquisite face. Sculpted body. Blonde streaks in her hair. Wow! This Romanian beauty was the hottest chick I saw in Frankfurt. When I enquired about pictures, she asked me to leave...
Taunusstraße 34 was Eastern European territory and had the highest quality of all the Eros Centers I visited. Pictures were a no-no...
Taunusstraße 36
The building next door was also an Eastern European stronghold, though the quality was a notch down from #34. I walked all the way up and down the stairs again. Nobody would agree to pictures. Mission impossible!
Taunusstraße 27
The 2nd floor was Thai territory. When a girl addressed me in German, I replied: “Poot yer-ra-mun mai bpen, dtair poot tai dai na”. A guy who speaks Thai, but no German?
When she stopped laughing and invited me in for a chat, I spotted a better looking Thai girl across the hall... Oo loved to chat with the Thai-speaking farang, and was soon dry humping me in the hallway. She was good fun, but would she agree to model for me? Yep! For 500 EUR!
After fooling around a little more, she dropped her price to 100 EUR. In the end, she accepted 50 EUR. Bpai! After snapping the pictures that put Germany on the map, Oo wanted extra money to let me use the shower. “Ja bah ler” (Are you crazy?) You can’t blame a girl for trying.
Oo’s oral skills were average, so I was soon pumping her doggy style. When I turned her around and wanted to kiss her, she wanted a tip. Oops! I failed to negotiate French kissing. Oo asked for an extra 30 EUR, but settled for a 10 EUR tip. While drilling her hard with my tongue down her throat, I filled up the condom.
For a Thai girl, Oo’s performance was below par. Of course, this was Germany! And I got the pictures I wanted. Result!
Photos: Oo - Haubtbahnhoff EC 01 02
BTW, Oo’s room is all the way on the left. The text on her door talks about a “Kleine Maus” (little mouse). The German spelling of her name is Uh.
Closed!
After a few celebratory beers, I walked back to the train station a happy man. When I got there just before 2 AM, the station was closed. Back to the hoes!
Climbing the Stairs
I wasn’t really motivated to climb those bloody stairs again, but figured I had to earn my next beer.
I visited 4 of the Eros Centers on Elbestraße, as well as Taunusstraße 32. After 2 AM, most of the doors were closed and only desperate girls were still working. I guess the pretty birds had made their daily quota already. Taunusstraße 26
When you get to see plenty of eye candy, walking up and down the stairs is tiring, but fun. With few girls around, it quickly becomes a chore. After making it to the top of Taunusstraße 26, I figured I deserved another beer.
Nigerian Becky had other ideas. She was all over me and promised me the world – BBBJ, DFK, DATY. She even invited me to spend the night with her!
When she agreed to pictures, I let her drag me into her room. But when push came to shove, Becky wouldn’t allow pictures showing her face. As I was on my way to Africa, it would have been great to get this show on the road by fucking a black beauty in Frankfurt. It wasn’t meant to be... After a few more bottles of the local brew, it was after 4 AM. The train station was open...
RLD Map
This is a map of Frankfurt’s main RLD near the Haubtbahnhof, from a German site that no longer seems to exist:
The Eros Centers have rooms on all floors. The girls’ rooms are perfectly adequate and feature a hot water shower. BTW, the buildings do have elevators – only accessible for tenants!
Final Words
With a standard price of 30 EUR, and extras like BBBJ and DFK on offer, Frankfurt’s RLD represents a good deal for Western European standards. Be prepared for the upsell, though. Negotiating all services in advance is recommended.
Eastern European girls are at the top of the food chain. Latinas, Asian & African delicacies are also on offer. All the girls seemed to speak German. English is less widely spoken. The overall quality isn’t that high, but there are some true gems to be discovered.
Finally, mongering in Frankfurt’s RLD is a great way to keep fit... even if you don’t get laid.
Loso