Hello! Yes I am in RIO ! I arrived as I planned August 8 (8/8/08)and as Tujunga said it was my lucky day indeed !
I flew from Europe and I arrived in Rio at 11pm. Jumped inside a Yello Cab (the driver,i think, was an ex jet pilot, since he was really flying in the streets!) and we arrived, amazingly still alive!, In Copa. My cousin was there to pay for the taxi (what a nie guy!) and we went to my apartment.

The apartment is ok, 2 bedrooms, living room, bathroom (of course) kitchen and a wash area. I was soo tired that I feel asleep right away.

August 9, 2008
I woke up dazed and confused (where am I?) but I realized it was not a dream, I was in Rio !

We went to "breakfast" (I quoted it because in my mind breakfast consist of a cup of coffee, or in my cae, orange juice and some junk food, but my cousin ordered a sandwich for me with ham (It was good though!) and a coke so was an "healty meal" since it was coke zero so no sugar in it and off we went to tour the neighbourhood!

My cousin showed me around, mostly non tourist spot, such as various drug stores, supermarkets and whatnot you can find in your neighbourhood in US or Europe.

In the afternoon I had a business meeting and after an hour, since my cousin had a date, I went to L'uomo!

I arrived in the shopping mall at 7 or 8pm (around that time) and I went to the reception. They gave me a key and asked my name (I gave them a different name than Zoltar, since, I assumed, it will be hard for them to write it down and I didnt want to do a spelling in Portughese!) and off i went to change in a medium-lenght robe and I went in the shower! Coming out of the shower I @sampled@ their free toothbrushes, soaps but,unfortunately, NO GEL for my hair! Thank God I didnt shampoo them so I went to the "wiskeria" where 4 or 5 girls touched my dick while I was going to my seat.

That night (August 9th, saturday) there were only 15 or 20 girls, but I liked 5 or 6 of them so, after some time, I saw a short balck hair girl with medium tits and big ass, smiling at me, she was near the bar and she was wearing a gold bikini (Princess Leila of Star Wars came in my mind, so, I smiled back!) She came right away, we had concersation (thank God I speak fluent spanish and Italian and a little bit of Portuguese, so conversation was, some what, smooth) and she spoke some english as well so it was super easy! She was not my type but I like her attitude and she smiled and kissed a lot, so was a good start for me! The good thing was that she never asked for a drink and when I offered it, she said that she doesn't drink (like me) but,after me insisting (I am a gentleman) she said a Uva (grape) juice will be more than fine! I ordered a Coke and we spoke more. After 30 mins of her touching me and kissing she said if I was ready for sampling some Spicy Brazilian "food" (wink! wink!) and I just asked a simple question : "completinha?" and she said, YES so my answer was (of course) Ok, let's go ! :P

I choosed the one hour room, since I cannot cum quickly and I wanted to enjoy my time with her. She did everything, she liked to look herself in the wall mirror while intercourse, and she was vocal as well !
(sorry no photos, not because she didnt want but because I didnt bring my digital camera at L'Uomo)
While having a very nice 69, the phone rang, I dint finished yet so she said that we can stay until I was happy with NO extra charge and she will do an oral completa ate o final and, 10 minutes later, still in the 69 position , I was screaming like a animal who had been shot many many times, and my super huge load was flying everywhere on her body, face, mouth and mirror while she was not stopping masturbating me and I was more screaming and then had a "muffled nervous laughter" (since I coundnt take anymore) while having my face between her leg and pussy.

After the session I went back to shower, sit down at , almost, the same spot at the wiskeria and she came back, she sit near me, hold my right hand and slipped a piece of peper with her number on it. Call me tomorrow at noon, she said in a good english, I want to come to your place and spend 2 hours with you.
I asked her : "what about tonioght after work?" she answered that she coundnt since she had to go home to her daughter. I said ok, spent 10 more minutes, kissed her and then , her friend, came to join us, she wanted to come home with me after work, "Princess Leila" was ok with it but I didnt like her friend too much so I passed the offer and I went home.

Once arrived home, I noticed that I forgot something at L'uomo, her phone number was still inside the pocket of the white robe !!!

Tonight I have to go back at L'uomo but first, I need to stop at MonteCarlo ! :P

Zoltar

Hopefully, she wont get into trouble over that phone number you left behind. I know in MC the girls are really paranoid over being caught, they will INSIST you go directly to your locker and store it away.

Even if the GDP doesnt write her name on the paper, management can go and lookup who the guy sessioned with and have her fired.

When collecting numbers you should also just enter them immediately into your cell phone. No paper trail.

this report should be categorized in the bullshit section

I'm not sure we have a bullshit section, although god knows we need one.

How about the Turk5555 section instead?

I always write phone numbers in code so the wife or girlfriend won't know, or in this case managemant in the terma.
for instance. phone number 748-4634 becomes an a mathmatic equation.
748
4634
____
5382
I total it so it looks good and then I always know the first 2 are the phone number. then I may write someting like gas, electric or some shit.

I use the Evelyn Wood School of Speed Memorizing Terma Garotas phone number methods.

Latinalover,

I come up with a different total, WTF!
Are you sure about your math skills?
Now 77 is 69 but you get ate more....

I think he meant:

748
4634
----
5382

lol!

when you write it the numbers are aligned right, and went you post it the top line shifts left!

Lennox,

Knowing LL, if he runs out of fingers or toes it's all over.

CFK:
It seems like all that apartment shopping, what with mortage rates and amortization schedules, you really honed you math skills. I'm impressed!
See, everything has a silver lining, even buy a programa an apartment.

Latinalover,

as long as the math surge is over, I'm satisfied. It's reality learning at it's best!

CFK

I think Latinalover just dials random numbers until a chick answers and agrees to a program. With that fucking code system of his, who knows who the fuck will show up for a date.

cat
be careful or I'll give CFK your number

WHEN ARE WE GONNA SEE SOME PHOTOS?

August 10, 2008
(This trip report is dedicated to Jag and Tujunga since (maybe) it will be the last one)
I woke up this morning [I will inster here a stupid comment like you-know-who](wow! You woke up?? I have done this every morning! Why are you writing this??)
and after my crappy breakfast (thanks Tujunga!) I went back home to check my emails [add stupid comment here] (Wow! I turn on my computer every day! I didnt know you can check emails!)

In the afternoon I decided to go back at L'Uomo to ask the girl of yesterday if I can have it again (BTW, she was not fired, must probably when they washed the robe, since it was written on tissue paper, the "evidence" had been destroyed) but I went to MonteCarlo first. The owner of MonteCarlo (who is the owner of the Solarium as well, is an old Italian guy, who made me "scan" my index finger so, after 2 more times I will visit MonteCarlo, I will have a FREE entrance (sort of electronic membership, but you guys know this as well so I even wonder why I wrote it but anyway...) and he waited for me at the bar abd gave me a free drink which I refused since I was not thirsty and I didnt want to look like a mooch.

At 5pm the selection of girls was not too great, only 15 or so, but someone some me and sit near me and, thank God, she was one of the 2 better looking there. Her name was (and still is) Giselle, a nice 22 or 24 years old, no kids, nice face, body ok, and VERY good attitude. After a while I decided to get the 40 minutes room and after a good session (she was completa) I asked her her phone number and she gave it to me, this time I had my mobile with me, so no pieces of paper where lost.

After this session, I showered and I went to L'uomo. I was looking for the girl of yesterday but instead I saw another one, her name is Kelly, tall balck hair, white skin, (she said her full name is Kelly Safada but I understood Kelly Savalas and I though she was the niece of Kojak (played by the actor Telly Savalas but you guys know this already....) She said she was completa as well but in the room I was not able to go inside her backdoor (ass for people that doesnt know that..... wait a minute, you guys know!) since it was too big and large, I tried anyway, she even put some KY but was not possible and then she called me Safado (for unkown reason I am beign called names, like when LAguy called me asshole because I spoke the thruth, but you guys know this as well) and then she fucked me sensless (BTW the BBBJ was not that great, maybe this you guys didnt know). After one hour, I asked her number, she gave it to me and I showered (again) and went back on the couch (Really?? There is a couch at L'uomo?? I was there 100 times and I never saw it!!) After one minute I saw the girl of yesterday, the one that gave me her number, I told her that I left it in the robe’s pocket and she said DON’T WORRY (see Bwana Dik ??). After some kissing and her fondling my dick, I decided to have sex with her again, when to the 1 hour suite (Wow! L’uomo has 1 hour suite?? I went there 100 times I never saw them!) and after drenching her tits with my cum, took a shower again, and she gave me her number again ! Call me, she said in English, I want to see you tomorrow at 12 in your apartment, I can stay with you only 3 hours because I have to go to work at 4pm. I said OK! And then I went home.
In Zoltar Speaks (Part 4) you will find out if : Did I call her or the other two? Did I call Ciaplus (before 6pm) si I can get a girl for 2 hours for only R$100 ? Did I went to 4x4 and have fun ? Did I meet some stunners in Barbarella, got their numbers and fuck them outside the club without paying outrageous fees? Well you have to find out since … I don’t know it yet as well since, it didn’t happened yet !
BTW maybe part 4 will not be published BUT I will have done one or more things on this list anyway !

Zoltar

August 11, 2008
After waking up, I decided to sample some good food and I went to one of those ¨kilo restaurant¨ (I dont remember the name but it is behind the Montecarlo). Ate some very good shrimps and salmon, there was also some watermelon but I left it there, thinking that LAguy may need it as a ¨natural viagra¨as he mentioned in one of trip reports.

Instead of doing everyhting that I planned to do in my previous post, I went to Terma 65, where I meet3 very nice girls, one of them was named Floria, was a blonde, very white skin, 28 yrs old and good attitude, she was also very funny, when i asked her if she was completa, she replied : ¨Yes ! I have 2 legs, 2 arms, etc. so she made me smile I went to the one hour room (or suite) and she was very eager in bed ! She even dida sort of asian soapy/body dance thingy on my body which was very pleasurable! she gave me her phone number,kissed me and went to shower. After showering, I meet two more girls, the first one was 24 (I dont remember the name) mocha skin, good attitute. We spoke a while then I saw a very good looking girl, she had a very beautiful face, her name is Alice and I will sample her tomorrow at 4pm (since I am writing this report now (12:45 of August 12) this means I will be with her in less then 4 hours !

I finish at the terma 65 around 11.20pm so, since I was not tired, I went to Barbarella. Everybody says that the price there is expensive but I never thought so, for the simple faact that every girl I speak with is intersted to spend the night with me for only R$ 250 (better quality here then spending the same amount of money with a Help girl, in my opinion!) I meet there 3 girls but one of them got my full attention! Her name is Rusiana, blonde, tall and busty (my favourite combination!) she´s 29, stunner but with NO prima donna attitude (another of my favourite combination) and after some kissing and touching, we agreed to we should me tomorrown night at 111pm (meaning tonight for me!) since last night I saw her around 3am, and I didnt want to spend just little time with her !

While leaving Barbarella, I got grabbed by a girl and kissed, she was one of the girl working there, she said why you didnt look at me all night? I really like you, before I could answer, she slipped a piece of paper in my hand and left. I left Barbarella and head out for La Cicciolina, while doing a short walk, I open my hand, the piece of paper had her phone number but she forgot to put her name ! Oh well1 I can aske her tonight! I asked the security outside if I can just go in without paying the entrance fee and they said ok (same as in Barbarella) I checked the place out, was empty and dead, and, finally, I walked home.

Coming soon : Zoltar Speaks! (Part 5) Was Alice waititng for me at Terma 65? Did Rusiana went home with me and spent all night? Did I went somewhere else and forgot all about these girls? Do I still have the phone number of Barbarella´s mistery girl or I left it on the table at La Cicciolina? As usual, I dont know since it didn´t happen .... yet!

Zoltar

August 12, 2008
After waking up (and doing everything that you usually do after waking up) I went to have some breakfast. Ths time I enjoyed some of that soft bread that many Brazilian like (but I had a coke zero though!). Upon coming back home, I found out that the keyboard of my laptop was not working anymore so here I am typing my report in an internet cafe near home.

Last night, of course, my plan chaned again. Instead of going straght to 65, I went instead at 4x4 (around 4pm) there were only and handfull of customers and many girls, while coming in I saw something that I coudnt believe ! There was a girl that looks like was a clone (or almost) of my Ukranian girlfriend (my girlfriend is blond and has a better body) this girl,instead, had black hair, good body (but smaller tits) but the thing that excited me was that she had the SAME FACE ! I had to have her so, I went near her, we sit down, she started kissing me and after 20 minutes (without me asking ïf she did BBBJ or completa and whatnot) we went to the one hour room. She was soooooo good, she did everything that I hope she did (and more) and I didnt want to finish ... yet so I extended for another hour and then I (finally!) ended with a great facial ! I was destoyed, she was dead but we showered together and we went downstair, I spent around 30 more minutes with her and I am going to see her today as well (name and description of this girl is withheld because I choose so!)

After Terma 65, I was not in the mood to go home so, since it´s next door, I went to 4x4 to check if Alice was still waititng for me and, as soon as I came out of the shower , there she was ! She kissed me and say : you kept your promised to come to see me ! Of course, I replied, I had to see you ! Then she noticed that I looked tired, my excused was that I was working a lot (which is, in a way, true) and we went to the bar. After 5 minutes of kissing, my dick was very happy to see her as well, and after 25 more minutes (or so) we went to the one hour room and I didnt know what was expecting me ! She started to remove her robe and she removed mine, went down and with her teeth she removed my underwear and she started to BBBJ me right there, near the door (I didnt even had the time to turn the key to lock it)then we went to the bed and she started to do a ¨porno samba¨ while she was on my dick and she went on and on , changing position, but always with this kind of samba dance ! ;) After one hour, I didnt cum because I wanted to keep it for Rusiana of Barbarella since we had plan to spend all night together. Alice was upset that I didnt cum so she gave me her phone number, she took a picture of me with her phone, and I went to the bar waititng for her. As soon as I sat down a girl, came near me and start kissing, which was nice, but after explaining her that I just finished with Alice and I was waititng for her, she understood and left. Few minutes passed, Alice was not here yet so I decided to sample another kind of Brazilian ¨bread¨a very nice black girl (I dont remember her name, she told me twice but I forgot) medium tits, 23 years old, nice butt but not too big since she was the medium/skinny type. We kissed standing up near the bar and some guys keep looking at us but when I looked back at them they diverted their eyes. After kissing her, I got excited again (yes I am a safado!) but I know that Alice was coming soon and I wanted to go to Barbarella as well so I told her that I was waititng for ALice and she left. few moment later Alice came , spent some time with me and I told her I had to go and we kissed goodbye.

Now, here I am arriving at Barbarella, (entrance fee waived, of course), shaking some hands with the manager and I got my usual table which was full of girls this time so they told them to make a little space for me and I sit there. After few minutes of me chatting with 2 girls (they wanted me to barfine both of them to get a dupla) I saw Rusiana, excused myself, and I went to talk with her. She was very pleased that I kept my promise to visit her that night, we had a drink (she got a pinapple juice, I got my coke zero) and we went to my apartment. Upon arriving homeI found out that I had NO money, we went back downstairs, catcha cab to go to citibank and I found out that the terminals of citybank were out of order She understood BUT she gave me her number so I could call her in the morning, spend all morning with her and then she will go work nighttime. I accepted the offer, accompanied her back to Barbarella and she kissed me goodnight.

Coming Soon : Part 6. Will I call Rusiana of Barbarella for a morning session? Will I go back to 4x4 to find again the girl that looks like my gf so we can have 2 more hours of sex? will I call an escort agency and have fun in my apartment?? As usual I dont know yet !

Zoltar

August 14, 2008
I woke up very early. My neck is stiff (maybe I looked too many girls?) and today I have to go to do some work. I went to the office of my partner and a new secretary opened the door for me. She is 24, medium height, beautiful face, bronze color body and dirty blond hair. I was stunned. My partner, who is brasilero, greeted me with his usual hug and off we went inside his office. He told me if I liked his new office secretary, of course I said yes, she heard me and went into the reception smiling. We talked businnes for an hour then I invied him, my other parner and the secretary out to lunch to the kilo restaurant. The secretary and the female partner went to take food and my business partner and me we took a table. When they came back, we went to take food and , upon coming to the table, the secretary (her name is Rejane) made a sign with her hand to show me the empty seat near her, telling me that she save it for me. All of us look at each other and smiled, my female partner said : Oooooh Rejane likes you! And Rejane became a little red and shy While eating, she was looking at me and touching my arm, so I understand that I had to make a move fast !
Off we went to the office and , while in the reception, I asked her if I could invite her to a restaurant, she said yes but not tonight becasue she had to work late but tomorow will be fine. We exchanged phone numbers and I went to talk some business with my partners.

Around 3.30pm I left the office and I went to see the girl at 4x4 that looks like my gf, she was waititng for me and we did an hour session. Ton be honest it was more than on hour because the reception forgot to call the room ! I was very happy but she was very tired, so we showered, got dressed and we went downstair. I spent around 30minutes more and then I left the place.

I took a taxi and I asked the driver to bring me at L´uomo but while in copa, my phone rang, I answered it and it was Rejane (the secretary of my partner) who wanted to see me ! My partners understood that she liked me and wanted to see me so they let her finished earlier and she asked me if we could meet, I asked her where and she said in your apartment will be nice,so, since I am a gentleman, I told her that I will wait her downstair since ,she told me, she lives 2 blocks from me. I hung up the phone and told the driver that we have a change of program and I went home.

I went upstair, changed shirt, and I went downstair and as soon as I arrived she was there with my female partner (I guess she needed a backup for her first date) and we went to a restaurant. While walking she took my hand,which surprised me, i looked at her and she was smiling looking in my eyes, another good sign indeed! My female business partner told me that Rejane liked you as soon as you came in the door and, also, she liked me because I was smiling and joking a lot while in the restaurant and office.

We went to a restaurant and we order some food, and whle talking about work with both f them she hold my arm and stoked it (another very very good sign!)
Douring dinner, my female partner had to go to the bathroom and while talking with Rejane, she went near me and french kissed me, of course I ¨replied¨ and my female partner came back and saw us kissing and she was very happy!

Around 1am I walked her home, went to her apartment (which is very nice btw) kissed her goodnight (I didnt spent the night with her because my female partner was sleeping in her apartment for that night for reasons too long to be ¨published¨) and I went home. At the door she said : Tomorrow I finish at 5.30pm, I want to see you is it ok? Of course, I replied, and I went home.

Now is August 14, 2008. I am writing this report in the office of my partners. Rejane is at her desk, sometimes she peek her head and smile at me while she sees me typing this!

Coming soon : Part 7. What will I do at 5.30pm? Is she ready to come to my apartment? Will I get bored of her right away? Will I ditch her and go to La Cicciolina tonight? As usual I dont know since it didnt happen yet!

Zoltar

Hey, Z , best buddy?

Photographic evidence?