Can you say CHARMIN???

ClubHombre.com: -TripReports-: Trip Report Archive: Caribbean: Cuba: 2008/08 Diversity - If It Is Not Glued Or Nailed Down It Will Be Gone (Cuba): Can you say CHARMIN???

By Diversity on Monday, August 18, 2008 - 09:25 pm:  Edit

Most of us complain about the napkins in Brasil…..similar to wax paper…..well if you decide to travel to the land of Fidel and Raul…..bring your own Charmin. The toilet paper in Cuba is the same as paper towels, just cut to a different size and as rough as sand paper……yes….I have a delicate ass…….

Everything in Cuba is rationed……from what I can tell, this includes the water for your shower….it trickled out of the faucet…

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Jonsie was quick to point out that in Cuba we as tourists have the upper hand…..if a taxi tries to scam you into paying a ridiculous fee, you can pay him what you think it is worth….if he does not like it…tell him to call the cops….In Cuba, the cops believe the tourist and the taxista will be in trouble…..The same theory goes for the girls……If they start to give you attitude….you can threaten to send them packing with nothing and they will straighten up and give you the service you are looking for…..We hold the cards…..the key is the girls know we hold the trump card….however; they do not know that we know that we have the ace in the hole…

Photos: Cubanas 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22

By Diversity on Monday, August 18, 2008 - 09:30 pm:  Edit

I am starting to believe.....if I posted...I paid $1CUC for the GDP for a short time....some of you would reply that I overpaid....I guess free is to much also.......

By Jonesie on Monday, August 18, 2008 - 09:47 pm:  Edit

A shame Copabrasil deleted all his pics. I really wish he would have brought a spare SD chip... I would say Havana is underrepresented in our reports...

By Mitchc on Monday, August 18, 2008 - 10:01 pm:  Edit

Why did he delete them?

By Av8tr on Monday, August 18, 2008 - 10:10 pm:  Edit

Yes, Diversity, you really need to pic up a new camera. Your trip and chicas would look so much more enticing if the pics weren't overly saturated and contrasty. PM me if you'd like some recommendations.

Thanks for an entertaining report though. I gotta talk Jonesie into giving me a tour. I'll be seeing him in Medellin Labor Day weekend.

By Jonesie on Monday, August 18, 2008 - 10:20 pm:  Edit

Av8tr, I'll bring some cigars from the trip for us to smoke poolside and at Parque Lleras.

By Diversity on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 05:12 am:  Edit

"Diversity, you really need to pic up a new camera" The humididty in Cuba was very high, especially in August....I believe that is the issue...what is wrong with the Canon SD750???

By El_apodo on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 04:09 pm:  Edit

It's not the camera, it's the operator!

Thanks for an intriguing report. You've refueled my interest in Cuba.

EA

By Av8tr on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:40 pm:  Edit

Nothing wrong with the Canon SD750. I use a Canon SD800, but my pictures come out much better. Maybe it's the humidity, camera settings, or an impaired operator;)

By Cubanut on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 01:56 am:  Edit

Casio's Exilim line have been my pocket point and shoot caneras of choice for some time now.

Consistent results from indoor shooting like this picture is the reason why. Shot with the EX- Z60.

EX-Z60


Stay Horny My Friends,


Cubanut

(Message edited by Cubanut on August 20, 2008)

(Message edited by Cubanut on August 20, 2008)

By Av8tr on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 02:52 am:  Edit

Yes it's right up there with the Canon point and shoots; probably better if you can't or don't want to use flash.

-My Image-

By Cobra887 on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 01:28 pm:  Edit

Av8tr,

The blonde looks great when the dress comes off and actually is a good performer once you get past her SALT III negotiation tactics.

By Ballsyone on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 11:19 am:  Edit

It's funny how you can see the "Ivan" blood/gene come shining thru, but, that BEAUTIFUL NIGGA gene, usually wins ova!!!


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