I arrived in BA on Wednesday morning with a co-worker who wanted to see where I was having all these great experiences in such a short time. We arrive around 11am with pre-arranged transportation awaiting us to the hotel, courtesy of a wonderful lady I’m sure you’ve heard of: Mayra Brill.

SIDENOTE: Now, I have to explain something before I continue. Things tend to normally go my way. Inconsistent and random things happen to me that usually make me look pretty cool in some form or another. BUT, there is a price I must pay. 24 hours of EVIL! For a full day, the best thing for me to do is stay in a room and not leave until the next day. Some of you may laugh now but wait until I finish my tale. You’ll see I speak the truth. I think that my good buddy, Godfather, had a lot to due with the “evil” parts that happened on this trip. I like to call it “El Maldad Toque de Muerte” or the Evil Touch of Death!

After approx. a 20-minute ride, we arrive at our hotel and the adventure begins. There are no reservation for either me or my friend. Well, I take it easy at first. I call Mayri and leave a message. After about a 30-minute wait, they have rooms for us. I’m still a little concerned if Mayri had anything to do with the correction because she got us a really good rate. I decide to call her later and confirm. They lead me to my room.

Copacetic.

Turns out, I got upgraded to a killer suite. Hardwood floors, 2 TVs, AND the Cartoon Network in English? Life doesn’t get any better than this. I look across my vast, new domain and declare…”Oh, yeah. The King has returned.”

No time to waste. I got this place and I’m going to use it. I have a list of girls already made and I start at the top. My first two are not available. I check my backup and she is. A nice little lady from www.gemidos.com.ar. We agreed 200 pesos for 2 hours. She shows up a few minutes late but calls to let me know.

She’s a 22-year old Argentine girl with a “girl next door” face. Her stomach is a little rounder than I like but I can live with that. She arrives and after we get the pleasantries out of the way, we get down to it.

Very good start to the trip. Of course, there is the usual initial response when she sees the heat I’m packing but it doesn’t slow her down for long. VERY good kisser. Has some of the nicest lips I’ve seen in a long time. Nice natural rack with large nipples and Accomodating with a very pleasant attitude. Unknown territory explored. Small treasure found.

When she leaves, I take a nap for a couple hours to rest up for tonight. My friend’s first night in BA. Can’t let him waste it.

We walk to Recoleta (15-minutes) and have dinner. As agreed before we left the US, I show him around on the first day and after that, he’s on his own. My instincts tell me that he’s not down with the Game and I’m going to be playing everyday. No time to babysit. He’s cool with that.

Since I left my addresses for the clubs in my room (jet-lag is a bitch ESPECIALLY if the guys behind you snores and you have to sit in a chair that doesn’t recline for 8 hours), we walk to Playwoman. We check out Solid Gold on the way. I never see anything I like in there. This trip is no exception. We go to next door to Playwoman and I see some familiar faces. Eva, being one of them. Brunette with a normal female build. Nothing spectacular worth mentioning. Cute face.

I saw Eva on my last trip. Nothing to brag about in terms of service and a little money hungry. I would rather not see her but I’m trying to hook my friend up. She calls over her friend, Fanny. Busty blonde with a decent face. Both speak some English so communication is no problem. I check with my friend and he’s willing to go. I handle the negotiations for compensation for both. ORIGINALLY, I was going to get the both of them for 2 hours at 400 pesos total. Well, my friend didn’t want to hours. So, what we decided was that Fanny would go with him for an hour and then join me and Eva for the second hour.

Jet lag is a *****. It affects the mind in adverse ways.

They agree and we head off. When we arrive at the hotel, my friend admits that he finds Eva more attractive than Fanny. Since I’m doing this for him, we switch. Fanny is a nice looking lady. Not really my type, though. We go to my room to explain the switch. I also explain that I would like to pay them after. Eva does not like this. She keeps asking me what happened to me and how I was much nicer last time. That’s what you call “Experience”, baby. The first and LAST girl that didn’t perform as expected and got away with my money ruined it for you. I tell her if she doesn’t like it, she can leave. All this in a calm voice because I know talking calmly in an argument really pisses people off. Fanny seems to be cool with part of it. I don’t pay Eva but they go to Chris’s room. He pays her. Fanny and I agree that I pay half now and half later. Fair enough.

A mediocre session for me. She leaves me her cell number but I doubt that I repeat with her. No, I’m looking forward to tomorrow.

I picked another girl from www.gemidos.com.ar. I have this thing for nice asses. I mean “pronounced” asses. Nice rounded, South American asses. And this girl had one of the best. I was taking a chance because she doesn’t show her face. But, the ass……OOOH, THE ASS!!!
She arrives at about 12:30pm. I look through the peephole and she’s a CUTIE!

Copacetic. An ass like that with a killer body and a cute face. I’m going to wear SOMEBODY out.

She speaks a little English. Together with my little Spanish, we communicate. She’s very energetic. Once we strip down, she jumps on me. She thinks I’m timid. Apparently, she hasn’t gotten to my underwear yet.

“Wow.” I love that reaction.;-)

A VERY good session. She started off a little reserved but loosened up a lot later. Of course, I MUST do her from behind. Seeing how fast I can make that ass bounce. Her service is just like condoms, probably not the same for everyone. HA!!

I like her. She agrees to see me again on Saturday but tells me to call first. Cool. Unknown Territory explored. Gem found.

Somewhere during all of this, Godfather and UWPhoto contact me. I’m glad to hear from them both. My buddies are back and it’s time to par-tay. Little did I realize that the Godfather was the harbringer of….

“El Maldad Toque de Muerte!!!!!!”

I contact Godfather and we agree to meet up for dinner and hit some clubs. I’m having trouble reaching UWPhoto because I’m stupid. For those that don’t know, a number prefixed with “15” is a mobile number. It should be dialed with the “15”. I learn my lesson and correct it later.

More to come later..

Kick Stand

Ha, ha. Don't blame anything on me. I'm gold! Actually I wouldn't wish your 24 bad luck spell on anyone. You can't blame me though.

My last night there I knocked on Kick Stand's door to say bye. All i hear is this chick moaning..."Oi...Oi.. Si, Si... Asi...asi" (Ah, Ah, Yes, Yes, like that...like that".

Ha, ha. Do NOT blame me dude.....Had a blast!

Continued.....

So, Thursday night, I didn’t really see anything I liked. I was also tired from the day before with not sleeping on the flight and participating in “other” activities. Godfather found himself a little evening entertainment so we headed back to the hotel.

On Friday, I call up another lady from Gemidos. I am REALLY beginning to like this site. You won’t find any duplicate photos. The photos have been accurate with all 3 of the ladies I’ve seen. And I’ve had great service from each lady that I’ve seen.

My lady arrives and we follow the normal formalities. No money is mentioned, we just get right down to business. She was a 22-year old Argentine blonde with artificial “ornaments” and nice, curvaceous hips. VERY pleasant to be with. A Passionate kisser and very accommodating. Except for a very funny moment. At one during the intense “sex-fest”, I suggested we switch positions. Her curvy hips were basically ordering me “General Kick Stand. Begin Operation: Unrelenting Doggie.”

Yes, Ma’am.

So, in my pathetic Spanish, I tell her my desire to do her from behind. Well, my Spanish prepositions suck. Instead of “FROM”, she thought I meant “IN”. She took a look at my “Infiltration Unit” and backed away from me shaking her head and talking quickly in Spanish. I realize what I said and explained again, this time with the help of sign language. I must improve my Spanish.

I finish off hitting it from behind with her turning her head to kiss me. Very good kisser, this girl. I arrange to see her again on Sunday WITH her friend.

After she leaves, I shower and I try to contact Godfather to see what he’s doing for lunch.

We have lunch and make preparations for the night’s dinner. We meet Mayri and make our way into the restaurant. It’s a very nice place. You could tell that Jackson put a lot of effort into getting this together. As a participant, I thought it was a great success. I enjoyed meeting some of the other hobbyists and Jackson himself. One of the guys I met from a previous trip, Super Jeff, arrives. I’m not sure if Super Jeff is a member of this forum but if you guys get a chance to meet him, you’re in for some QUALITY entertainment. Trust me, if you see him, you’ll KNOW it’s him. Just follow the laughter and look for the biggest guy. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. And his name’s not Jeff, its…..

SUPER Jeff.

Great food and great company. The only thing missing to make this night perfect is …
A good lay.

We hang out at Jackson’s place for a while and leave to hit the clubs. We bounce around and end up at Playwoman. We see a couple of the guys from party and hang out with them while we scope the talent. Godfather calls over a nice looking brunette. I’m still scooping. Nothing jumps out and gives me the urge to merge. I do see something of interest. A petite blonde in black talking to one of my compadres. She’s attractive and has these 2 long braids that make me wonder about two things:

1) Those would make great handles.
2) Can she yodel?

Well, I play her off since she’s with someone else and continue my survey of the landscape. Godfather, being the good guy that he is, is a little concerned that I haven’t found anything yet. So he makes a suggestion.

El Maldad Toque de Muerte!!!!

He tells me about a previous session with Paola who he states is a lesbian. She fucks like crazy. Hmmm…..why not? We get her to come over. We talk a little bit and she suggests bringing her friend over. Andrea, the Handle-wearing Heidi. Starting to look better. Godfather suggests a threesome. Little did I realize that this was….

“El Maldad Toque de Muerte!!!!!!”

I do. We agree on the price of 400 pesos total for 2 hours. We leave and head back to the hotel.

This had to be one of the most pathetic times a man could possibly have in the company of two naked women.

They never kissed. Everything was obviously orchestrated as far as they were concerned. They were trying to get me to come quickly by squeezing my dick as a TRIED to fuck them. Andrea wouldn’t even let get a decent penetration. No kissing. Every change required a condom change which REALLY sucks for someone who brings his own because those available in South America don’t fit comfortably. And that’s what REALLY pisses me off. I was missing those 6 wasted condoms the following day.

They spent most of the time trying to jerk me off. This was about as pleasurable as doing with a pair of vice grip pliers. They were warned ahead of time about me so there was no reason for this. At this point, I have sworn off seeing girls at Playwoman. I have yet to have a good experience from them. I can only speak for myself.

Maybe it didn’t have anything to do with Godfather’s evil death touch…..yeah, and maybe I’m a Jamaican Alpine Skier.

More to come.

Kick Stand

No more Playwoman for me either. Just never works for me at that club.

This is funny:

1) Those would make great handles.
2) Can she yodel?

But you forgot:

3) ...at the same time?

LOL...

Man. I can't believe Kick Stand got the "shaft" (no pun intended) from those 2 girls. Paola was a porn star experience for me. I know a few other dudes that saw her too that had a good session. A few weeks ago my amiga from Playwoman told me that Paolo had one of her implants burst and had to get some kind of temporary replacement. K.S. confirmed it when he told me one of her implants was hard.

Paola is pictured in the picture section. Moondog also saw her. I think Sakebomb did too. Andrea is also pictured. She usually is in Playwoman with her "Heidi" braids.

I haven't gotten a girl from Playwoman this trip. I had a seemingly cute brunette that I bought a drink for but upon further inspection her teeth were a little jacked up. Not much but they bothered me a little. She had a pretty face and good body and claimed no kids.

There were some pretty funny experiences this trip. I had all GREAT sessions so I was bummed to hear about Kick Stand's 24 hours of bad luck but he made up for it the next day. Kick Stand and I had a lot of laughs and well as UWPhoto. Ha, ha. Wish you all were there.

Continued…

Saturday (Dec 1st)….

After the miserable double that I had from Playwoman the night before, I figure that I’d better stick with my precompiled list of first visit cuties. Godfather calls around 11am to see if I was interested in having lunch at a place his amiga suggested. I’m hungry. We meet downstairs at noon and catch a taxi. This turns out to be one of the costlier taxi rides I’ve ever had in BA.

For detail on this, you should check his trip report. Needless to say, another adventure with Godfather. We get to this place and it’s pretty nice. I forget where it’s located but it’s called Toronto and it’s a buffet style place that has sushi, Chinese food, salad bar, etc.. We left with like a 35 peso bill for the both of us.

Before we left, I decided to make an appointment for some entertainment. Saint offers to make the call for me.

“El malvado toque de la Muerte!!!”

The girl I want to see is Bahiana/Deborah from Platynum. Godfather explains that he’s calling for a friend and negotiates 250 pesos for 2 hours for 6pm. While they are on the phone, the girl even says that she should charge me 50 pesos more because I don’t speak Spanish. I should’ve known then and there that this wasn’t going to happen. But I’m such a sucker for a nice ass that I pay it no mind.

Godfather makes his own arrangements and we make our way back to the hotel. 6pm rolls around. Nothing. 6:15pm, nothing. I always give the girl a half hour leeway before I write her off but I for some reason or another (I think it was the ass), I decide to call her and see what the situation was.

She says that the appointment was for 7pm, not 6pm. Bullshit. I was sitting directly across from Godfather when he made the appointment. Lie #1. Something tells me to confirm the agreed upon price. She says 300 pesos. Lie #2. I say forget it. Adios. There was no mistake on our part. I can understand Spanish better than people realize. I know times and monetary amounts, so I KNOW what I heard when Godfather was on the phone. What I’m hearing now is somebody trying to pull a fast one.

I make arrangements with Sabrina from Gemidos. 5 minutes after we confirm time and location, someone named Ximena calls my room. I have no idea who this is. My Spanish isn’t good enough to understand the explanation. I ask if this is Sabrina. She says “no” but offers to come over at 7pm, which is when I agreed for Sabrina to come over. I’m thinking bait&switch. I tell her no. Needless to say, Sabrina doesn’t show.

Oh well. By this time, I’m just ready to hit the clubs later. I hook up with UWPhoto and we decide to meet Godfather at Black’s if we don’t see anything we like.

UWPhoto and I hit a few clubs and end up at Hook around 1am. He picks a girl he’s seen before and I select a petite blonde based on a performance suggestion from UWPhoto. I make sure she understands the amount of “trouble” that might be in her later and she doesn’t seem to have a problem. I noticed that she’s not as cute as I thought and has on entirely too much make-up once we got outside.

We go back to my room and we get started. This little girl is DEFINITELY a performer. I’ve been ridden well before but for some reason it looked so much better when she did it. Bbbj, kissing, and very enthusiastic screwing. I forgot her name though. I made her work for the “deposit”. We worked for about an hour and a half before I popped. When she saw it was only a little, she looked at me kind of disappointed like “All that for THIS?” HA!!! Shee-it, she was lucky to get that. That pathetic double from Playwoman didn’t even get half that.

So, Sunday comes and Godfather calls me with a proposition around 11am. Apparently, the pathetic duo from Playwoman (Paola and Andrea) had been talking about me to the girls that work there. I think they were speaking of crotch monster. Apparently, a friend of Godfather’s amiga got wind of it and wanted to meet me. She suggested getting together for lunch.

“El malvado toque de la Muerte!!!”

I was hungry, so why the fuck not? Couldn’t care less. We meet up at the girl’s place and her friend turns out to SMOKING HOT! A nicely put together brazilian mulatta named Lucila. I believe she worked at Black’s. Hmmm….possibilities.

We hop a cab and head down to Bice in Puerto Madero. We have lunch which was very nice. I didn’t speak much because Lucila doesn’t speak English. I still manage to carry a small conversation with her. Godfather’s amiga is very pleasant girl. Very funny.

Godfather negotiates 300 pesos for 2 hours. I say cool and we head back. Along the way, I let her wear my sunglasses because it was bright out and she had left hers.

We get back to my room, watch a little TV for 5 minutes and she showers. She comes in with a towel around her waist but with her top still on. I’m laying on the bed and climbs on top of me and we start kissing. At this point, the Beast awakes. All of a sudden, I see her eyes widen and she rolls off of me. I ask her if there is a problem, she says yes. We’re laughing at this point. She then asks for her money. I figure it should be cool. I know…STUPID!

So I give her 300 pesos. She then asks for more. EXCUSE me? She holds up ten fingers. At first, I’m surprised. Then, I’m cool. I say “Adios.” She says okay and starts to put MY money in her pants! I say “Hold the FUCK up! You are NOT leaving here with my money.” She refuses to give it back. Apparently, she’s never dealt with a brotha from the Southeastern United States.

Needless to say, it’s ON!

Now I have a sister who likes to fight and I study martial arts, so I know I can get my money back without hurting her. Well, she turns out to be stronger than I thought.

It took me a good 5 minutes to wrestle my money out of her hand. I mean, she even tried to BITE ME! Luckily, I’m an old pro at wrestling girls. So, I sit on her chest and pin her right arm with my knee. Then I put a pillow over her face to keep her from biting my leg and used both hands to PRY out my money.

SOMEBODY told her wrong.

Once I got the money, I told her to get out. She walked over to my night stand where here shoes were. On the night stand was my “List O Plenty”. Ladies names and numbers. She started reading it. I took it from her said “Gracias” and started dialing one of the numbers right in front of her.

She headed towards the kitchen and I saw her near the mini-bar. Fearing foul play, I got up and walked into the kitchen to watch her. She was eye-ing one of the little liquor bottles. When she saw me, she put it down and grabbed a bag of M&M’s. And started to leave. I saw my sunglasses hanging from her top.

Oh, HELL no!

I calmly took them from her and ushered her out the door.

“El malvado toque de la Muerte!!!”

Now, I wasn’t upset. I had a little repeat action coming by later. And she’s bringing a friend!!!!!

As soon as the bitch left, I called up my girl from Friday afternoon. She and her friend could be over by 7:30pm. Copacetic.

Godfather calls and can’t believe what happened. Being the nice guy he is, he felt so bad. His amiga did, too. I tried to explain that it was no big deal. Hell, the only reason I went to lunch was to get some food. I knew that my girl from Gemidos was coming by later so I really didn’t lose anything but a pack of M&M’s.

It’s Godfather’s last day here. He calls about 7:20 and tells me he’ll swing by before he leaves. I explain that I have company coming but he should come by anyway. I wait before we get started.

The ladies show up 5 minutes later. Right on time. The friend is a 22-year old brunette with blue contacts. Small boobs but nice tight body. And the smoothest skin I’ve touched in a long time. They come in and I offer them drinks. Both take fruit juice. I explain that my buddy was coming by to say goodbye in a few minutes. They looked at each other and then at me.

That’s when they ATTACKED!!!!

The brunette grabs my left hand and heads towards the couch. The blonde grabs my right and heads toward the bed in the opposite direction. Basically, I was the Chocolate rope in a tug of war. I thought “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!”

And I was right.

I ‘ve had a few doubles. Some good, some bad. This had to be the PRIMA DOUBLE!!!

This had to be the first time I’ve ever been Tag teamed. While one would ride me, the other would be kissing me, then they’d switch while kissing deeply. Even when I THOUGHT I took control by going missionary on one, the other would let me pound away for a little, then lay next to us and TRY to pull me over on top of her. Yes, I said “TRY”. That’s because the other one would lock me with her arms and legs and not let me go. They “fought” playfully like this the entire 2.5 hours.

I think I actually started crying.

It was BEAUTIFUL!!! I believe the entire week had built up to this. AND it was WORTH IT!!! I’m sure that I was kissing one of them from start until I closed the door behind them. Wonderful.

I didn’t hear Godfather knock on my door so I figured I’d talk to him when I got stateside. Sorry, dude. I was trapped. Heh heh.


The girls REALLY put it on me so I had to sleep before UWPhoto and I went out later. We met up and had dinner at a very good Arabic restaurant. We then started hitting clubs. Started out at Playwoman to just have some drinks and waste time. I wasn’t going to pick up anyone from there. Boycott is still in effect.

We hit several more and wound up downtown in Cattos(?).

NOTE: Now, I had been avoiding Cattos because everytime I go there, INCLUDING my very first visit, I’m ATTACKED by this little Dominican girl with 2 seconds of entering the door. Smoking little body and a great lay but I’m looking to chart NEW territory. With her hanging on me, I never get a chance to scout. I did send her away the last visit but I didn’t see anything interesting.

On this visit, I step in the door and THREE seconds pass. She’s not here. HA!!! I was right. So UWPhoto and I take a seat and start scoping. We are approached by two ladies. Not what were looking for. They speak English and we chat with them for a bit before sending them on their way.

I notice two girls that look Dominican. One in white pants, the other in a very short white skirt. They are dancing together. Hmmm…possible. UWPhoto and I continue watching and chilling when the Faux Dominican in white pants and a different, much LARGER Dominican female approach our table. I hoping that the split goes my way. White pants…white pants…white pants…..

JACKPOT! I feel bad for Uwphoto. Only for a minute.

I look at my new companion. She is very attractive. Dark skin. Nice teeth. But Argentine, not Dominican. I am again pleasantly surprised by the diversity of ladies in the Argentine culture. I’m a little worried about the pants, though. I wonder if she’s hiding something. We talk a little. UWPhoto tells me he’s heading to Hook because he’s tired of getting tackled. Don’t blame him. He’d been hit twice by two heavy hitters. I decide to stay with this cutie. I wasn’t worried about him though because he almost always gets something from Hook.

We talk a little more and agree to go back to my hotel. As always, I warn her that I’m packing heat. She’s cool with it so we leave. I want to hurry up and get this lady outside so that I can see what she really looks like.

Oh, yeah. She’s a hottie.

We stop in Hook and tell UWPhoto that we’re headed back. He seems more comfortable here so we leave him to the hunt.

We get back to my room and I want to see her body without the pants. And it is VERY nice. Her boobs are larger than they appear. Her body is nice and firm. And she’s very affectionate. She seems to like me. I seem to like her. We seem to screw for hours. I finish with me hitting her from behind. This girl is awesome.

I couldn’t really tell if she had an orgasm or not so I decide to give her one to make sure. She enjoyed it VERY much.

We sit up and watch TV. The 2 hours had already passed. She lay her head on my chest and I stroked her hair, face and body. I asked her if she wanted to stay the night and she did. She told me that she was supposed to be out dancing with her friends but she was staying here with me instead. Nice way to finish.

EXCEPT…..

I couldn’t keep my eyes open. It was almost 5am. At one point, I had fallen asleep briefly and I awoke to see her looking at me smiling. I apologized. She understood and got dressed to leave. I forget that they (the ladies) are used to staying up this late. Hell, I bet they never been on the business end of the PRIMA DOUBLE before. That thing will wipe you OUT!

She gave me her contact info which was already written down on a piece of paper. Curious.

We kissed and she left. I then passed out, a VERY Happy Man.

EVIL DEATH TOUCH NOTICE: Once Godfather left town, I start getting play like this. Coincidence?

This was my last night in BA. I’ll be back. Oh, yes. I’ll be back. I’m not sure when. I guess it depends on when Godfather and/or UWPhoto are going. I’d have to go with those two. Anytime I travel with them, I have a great time. Wouldn’t be the same without them.

But NEXT time…I’m bringing some holy water to ward off Godfather’s evil touch. Heh heh.

Kick Stand

OMG! I nearly pissed my pants laughing so hard. I guess you guys had to actually be there to experience the stuff that Kick Stand, UWPhoto and I experience (along with all the other guys that go to BA frequently). This was one of the funniest posts I've read. You definitely have the gift Kick Stand.

We definitely had a good time. I still can't believe what an ordeal K.S. went through with that b*tch from Black's that was a friend of my amiga. My amiga still can't believe it but I told her that I know Kick Stand and I know the dude is as honest as the girls are hot in BA. Ha, ha.

I'm not sure if I had "an evil death touch" with Kick Stand or not but the dude still had fun. Don't let him fool you. The day I left I did go to his room. I knocked like 5 times loudly. All I could hear was, "Oi, Oi, si, si, asi, asi!!!!". (Ahhhh, ahhhh, yesss, yess, like that, like that!!!). I just thought to myself 'thataboy'!!

I definitely am looking forward to more adventures with my amigos. In less than 3 weeks I'll be in Rio with Kick Stand and UWPhoto. We're having a New Year's Eve party with a great crew of quality guys. Sandman rented out a room at some place so it should be interesting.

We're all a bad influence on eachother. I talk to UWPhoto and Kick Stand almost everyday on Instant Messenger. I never travel for work but Kick Stand does and so does UWPhoto. Most weekends one of us is trying to talk the other into taking a weekend trip. One weekend a few weeks ago Kick Stand was trying to talk me into going to Montreal, UW was trying to talk me into going to Rio with him and I ended up going to Mexico City!!! Ha, ha.

Life is good.