Screw the Exchange Rate – Rio Rules!

Chapter 1 – Monte Carlo

In the past 18 months I have made trips to Hong Kong, Jakarta, London, Germany, and Venzuela. But my last trip to Rio once again marked this city as the best destination. I have had some awesome sessions in other locales but often I feel that it is a matter of luck to run into the right combination of good looks, great performance and spirit. Rio seems, however, to be designed to give these types of sessions as a matter of course.

Termas are my venue of choice since I have to squeeze in the hobby in between business meetings. Often afternoons are available for me and termas are generally open around 4, or 2 in the Centro area.

For this trip I chose Monte Carlo for my first couple of visits. L’umo and MC are within walking distance to the business hotels along Copa. I usually visit L’umo, but this time I went closer. Stupidly I forgot to bring my camera for my first session. Then I brought it back hoping to get catch up photos with at least one of my earlier garotas. I missed them both and then dropped it while photographing girl #3, so that is all I have.

I arrived right at four on a Sunday afternoon. I was the first customer into the Boite and after getting a soft drink I sat down in my terrycloth covering to survey the talent. I was disappointed. There were about 7 girls on the floor, most up dancing and they were all in the 6 range at first glance. Lots of big bundas. Big bundas often come with giant legs and untoned stomachs which are a turn-off to the spinner lover. I like my bundas, if the word even applies here, to be small, round, and firm. I waited maybe 15 minutes and only a girl more appeared and she of the same type. Assuming that there might be a limited selection of pickings on this off day, I then began surveying the girls closer – there is always something. Two met my criteria of having acceptable size rear ends. A dyed blond had the smallest ass but was a little thick waist-ed and lacked a cute face. And then there was Agatha, a mulatto with long hair extensions. I settled on Agatha and called her over. Up close I realized that her face was not just good but very very very nice. I really prefer Ninfetas/spinners and Agatha was of shortish stature but a couple of sizes larger. I would put her in the “ripe” category. Not fat, but curvy and at her peak. Later on she will likely be over weight, and I suspect the baby effects will be negative. I am okay with ripe.

Additionally Agatha lit up while we conversed with her limited English. She was doing the “I give my heart to you” thing that I like so much in Rio. Some preliminary kissing was open and nice but wasn’t the middle of sex full throttle tongue wrestle you sometimes get in the Boite.

I was ready for the cabine and she took me upstairs to wait outside the locker room while she went in for her prep. I heard a bunch of girls chattering and put my head inside and saw in the mirror a gaggle of underwear clad garotas getting ready. So much for my busted idea that there wouldn’t be more girls to choose from. I also spotted a Ninefeta with a very large rack. Is there a word for the fabulous looking girl you see while waiting in a Terma for your initial pick to come back out? There needs to be.

But I needn’t have worried; Agatha gave one of those sessions that set the bar for what you are looking for. She continued with the super GFE, not only looking into my eyes but looking with longing. Do these girls go to some sort of school to learn this stuff?

After sex she lay in my arms and we talked as best we could. I was falling in love with this girl and the fake love she so realistically showered me with. But it comes to an end and I returned to the boite. She came in and sat with me continuing to pretend to be the love of my life and I hers. It worked so far as it caused me to buy her a red bull. Eventually another girl sat on my other side and Agatha slipped away to allow me to pursue her. Damn! I do need a girl friend like this.

The new girl was Caucasian and had an Eastern European look about her. A thin well shaped girl, an easy 8, but there was no doubt that she had rubber tiddies and I don’t like bolt-ons. I saw the Ninefeta from the locker room dancing across the room. She was with another stunner – Joyce – who was like the girl in the song from the next beach over: “long and tall and cool and slender” with dark hair in a page boy and tanned as dark as one could get. Both Joyce and Lilo (the ‘feta) were solid 9s and I asked the Eastern Euro gal to bring them both over for me.

Joyce sat on my left side with a leg immediately astride my lap to hide a hand that began some stimulation as she kissed me as if we were well into a session. Lilo was on my right stroking my chest through the robe. Her kisses were passionate and wet but not in Joyce’s class. However I was now trying to gauge whether she had fake breasts or not: they were that large, but my hands being wrapped around their bodies were not able to get the right feel and not having my reading specs, I was having trouble fully seeing her melons this close. I was also distracted because having taken turns kissing me they were trying to sell me on a dupla by open mouth kissing each other inches from my face. I finally decided that Lilo’s tits were real based upon the smashed together cleavage vs. the large valley that after markets will display.

I was up for the dupla but didn’t think I had enough cash in the wallet downstairs to handle both. I decided to do Lilo first and come back to Joyce later in the evening for my third session. Plus Lilo had excellent English.

Wow was Lilo hot! 21 years old, she looked a lot Jessica Walter, the actress that played the crazy bitch pursing Clint Eastwood in Play Misty For Me. She had the same hair style and same general look to her face but was much much hotter than Jessica. Small, thin with genuine giant hooters, is there a better combination? Not in my book. I should have saved the word ripe for her tits. She told me she was from Brasilia, the capital.

The sex was much more porn star style, without the GFE overtones. She also was able to dirty talk and her smaller body made Asian Cowgirl a greater joy. (Is this the default Braselera version of girl on top?)

I did a prolonged tongue session on her beautiful shaved pussy and shortly after that it seemed to me that she was on a mission to cum, again in CG. I kept making her stop and pulling out to keep me from blowing as well, but this just seemed to drive her to thrust more violently. She did the moan, push hard and collapse on my chest thing. I like this a lot, a provider I see in the states does this no doubt for real since her body then breaks out in goose bumps and her skin is covered with a sheen of sweat. Lilo did the sweat only. I would guess this to be real and most of the others on this trip to have been acted.

My own finish came when I asked for a cim. I had asked if she did this in the Boite and she said yes. However, her idea was to stimulate me with her mouth and finish actually with a hj. I went along mainly cause I was falling in love, again. When I get this way I get all tender and shit with the garotas and pretty much go with the flow.

After she cleaned me up she climbed into my arms and snuggled as only a true Ninfeta can. It was so nice. I told her that I was going to marry her and bring her back to the states. “Don’t be silly,” she replied, “you already have a wife.” Yeah, I thought but I could use two! This session topped the un-top-able Agatha. I frankly didn’t care about the cost. When I left to make a dinner appointment the total with drinks was just under $500 realais, so $350. Low end first world prices. Well, it doesn’t matter. If they want to market this stuff as high end, I am a buyer. But youch!!

Later that night I returned to MC. But I couldn’t find any of my earlier targets: Lilo, Joyce or Agatha. I ended up with Beatrice mainly because they close at midnight on Sundays and girls were flaking out like mad. Beatrice is not my body type but she had a cute face, decent English skills and an appealing assertive attitude.

Session was nothing special but was probably necessary to remind me that they all can’t be top shelf. As I said, earlier, I had brought my camera along and managed to drop it which rendered it inoperable for future sessions

She cautioned against showing her face. She was very talented at posing; I think she did a great job of swinging her hair to hide her face. There is one where you can see her cute mouth and chin poking out, but she is still not recognizable. Her heavy tats is a real exception, I generally didn’t see ink at the rate that you see in stateside tiddie bars but I actually find her tat pattern different and sort of sexy.

Chapter 2: My first trip to Centarus.

I’ve been to 65, MC, L’umo but I realized that I won’t be an experienced Rio hand until I’ve seen Centarus and 4x4. Centarus was the one that I specifically carved out time to visit. There are several points about Centarus that the previous reviewers have warned us about, which you will experience in the following order:

Higher costs,
Girls assigned to you at the door,
A fleet of girls that on average exceed those of any other Terma (final point is not universally agreed upon.)


First I avoided any sort of Taxi up charge (I think) by grabbing an adjacent address from Google maps: The name of some Video Company located at 22 Rua Caning. The taxi driver kept asking me “Chicas? Terma?” which I denied and got out at the office building and knocked on the door. I asked stupid questions to the guard until the taxi had driven away and then left for my destination. A better near by address would be 440 Rainha Elizabeth which is a Sporting Goods store open until 9. That is just around the corner from Caning street.

Anyway I was either charged a Gringo rate or the entry fee was greater than I expected: R400, with the warning that subsequent girls would be another R280. Talk about first world pricing. I paid up and went in.

I was assigned two girls, one a brunette I didn’t think much of, and Annette a dyed blonde model type, unfortunately with Silicon. I didn’t do her, but her image sticks in my mind to this day even more so than Joyce and other “Should of done” girls. Annette had her brassy blonde hair clipped above her forehead like a 40s Movie Star – say Lauren Bacall, but her face was half Lauren and half Ann Sheridan.

Armed with advice on dumping these girls, I was okay with them hanging around me in the locker room, remarking on my boxers, etc. When we got to the Boite I ignored them while I got a drink and then walked away with a brief “Tchau.”

But first, the entry into the Boite. I totally agree with some discuss poster who said that the girls took his breath away, they were so stunning. If MC on a Sunday afternoon influenced me with 6s, and usually I say the average of a terma is 7, this place was at least 8! They mainly got that average by having almost no 6s, and probably more 9s than 7s. Wow again. There were few outright rejects, just some girls that weren’t my types. I thought that almost any girl I would pick and be happy about if I was faced with a mediocre line-up.

At the end of the day, I would say that in most other Termas you can find girls that are as good looking as the Centarus girls, but you can find your self sitting waiting for another chance if you pass one up. A C-terma there are just skads.

It did strike me that there were more rubber tiddies here than in your typical Terma. The other thing that struck me was the almost total absence of large bundas. This made me think that given a high standard in Brazil these types get eliminated. I suspect that the bunda fascination is ‘cause that is what they have in general and for most of the population that can’t get girls good looking in the model/starlet manner, they settle for bundas and then exaggerate their preference for big butts.

I sat down and took my time watching this parade of beauties. I would guess there were 40-55 girls in total. At this level of beauty I was looking for a clear 9. Most guys seemed to be Brazilian and I was envious of their ability to sit and flirt with these beautiful girls. The outside the cabine time is one of the clear advantages of Terma visits.

I ended up picking Michelle, a realistically dyed blonde who was very slender. I thought she looked like a much better looking Linda Eastman, Paul McCartney’s first wife. In fact, I think Sir Paul might want to fetch himself down to Rio to visit her in Centarus.
I suspect she might give him a better session than I got. Although we kissed nicely outside the Terma, I thought her kisses in session were frequently broken off and lacked any sort of enthusiasm. A covered bj, only my second in probably 20 Terma sessions compounded the low level of the session. She did do sex in a very nice grounding manner and her slim body with B cups was very nice on top of mind. I finished in lay-down doggie since she wouldn’t do anal either. I had asked prior to committing, but I should learn than anything other than “Sim” probably means “Nao” even if they don’t use the word. I got a longer explanation when I had asked her about Anal that I took as “Okay.”

All in all this session was far below Brazil standards, but it still featured terrific cfs with a 9 level beauty.

When I had been at MC earlier there was almost no recovery time for me, and I assumed that the Vitamin C would also help me tonight, so when I saw Carla I called her over immediately after I got back to the Boite. Carla spoke almost no English and maybe is only an 8, but I really loved her cute turned up nose and her large tits on, again, a ripe body. Very nice kissing in the boite, and once again she started pouring on the “I give my heart to you” effects, which I am a sucker for.

We went to the relax room , which is a terrific Centarus feature. A row of chaise lounges where the customer lays down sort of propped up and the girl sits beside him on the bed or on a stool adjacent. She is not allowed to lie down, but here you can continue to make out which we did.

On to the room, it was again a high octane GFE performance. However, the little jake was low on gas and sputtered, especially when the cover went on. Carla had a bbbj technique which wasn’t matched to my needs, and her hand motion was too rapid. I had to take over. And then Carla surprised me by laying down adjacent to the self administered hj and opening her mouth beside me. Occasional licks from her made it even more like a Porno finish and I obliged by shooting on her tongue and chin.

After a clean up, she snuggled up to me and made this the most GFE post coital cuddling of all of the sessions I’ve had. But if I was going to repeat it would still be with Lilo.

Afterwards I returned to the Boite to survey the greatest collection of eye-candy in Brazil, but with no hope of little Jake having another session that night I called it quits.

There were some more sessions at a couple of cheap joints but I won’t even write about them. Even when you find a cute girl, humping in a poorly air conditioned room atop previously used high poly content sheets is not worth it and until the dollar falls to parity with the Real I ain’t going back to these low level whorehouses.

In the mean time, let me recap my open questions:

• Do the girls go to school to learn their GFE acting skills?

• Is there a name for the missed opportunity girls that you see while you are waiting for you selection to get changed prior to going to the cabine?

• Is Asian CG the default position for girl on top fucking in Brazil?

I will guess the answers are: No, they have this stuff in their genes; No, but there should be, and Hell Yes!

Photos: Beatrice - Monte Carlo 01 02 03

R$400 up front is the clip rate with the clip method of payment - up front.

R$400 is not a Gringo rate...it is the rate for all, but the option does exist to pay only for the entrance fee.

You should be able to get to Centaurus for free in a taxi. The taxi drivers get a commission, so just ask them if they will take you there for only the commission paid by the house.

If you have a couple of friends with you, this becomes even more enticing for the taxi driver.

Hey, look at my trip report title? Did I not nail the absolute bottom on the Real/Dollar rate? I am glad to sacrifice for the team if it means that within a little over 40 days there will be a 50% improvement in the purchasing power of the dollar!

Hurry on down to Rio. Supplies are, well maybe not limited, should we say abundant?

If you want top talent, Centaurus is the place to go. Cat will never go and he's made that clear to me - it is not for everyone. The breakdown is R$120 ingresso and R$280 per 40 min programa - a premium that I don't mind paying a few times a trip. The talent can't be beat and it feels good to be in a place where you don't need to sort through all the women I would not session with even if they were free.