This sub-thread is for full-disclosure. I've forgotten some things in the course of typing the story and remembered them after. This is one of the worst. I guess I blocked it out.

With the first tica, Susie:
After I paid $150 for what turned out to be roughly 20 minutes of decent sex (instead of the 2 hours as agreed), she goes into the bathroom to shower. Sweet, I'll watch her shower, should be fun. I go in, still naked, and ask if she minds if I sit and talk to her. She smiles and says that's fine. She's showering with the curtain open, so I'm enjoying myself, start getting hard again. She asks if I want to have sex again. I say "of course." She says, "$100."
"But you agreed earlier that we'd be together for 2 hours. 2 hours isn't up."
"Oh, baby, you still don't understand. That price was for the sex. If it had taken two hours for you to cum, it would have been two hours. You have to pay again for more sex."
(This is in spanglish.)
I reply, no, I'll be ok without another round with her.
She smiles, laughs a little, then says, "eres pequeno".
WOW. It's true, I know it's true, but WOW.
I reply, "muchas gracias, now get the fuck out."
"Oh baby, I didn't mean it that way. Don't be angry. Eres pequeno, pero fuerte."
"Esta bien. You have two minutes to get the fuck out, or I'll throw you out naked."

Evidently, she could tell I meant it. She put her clothes on without drying off and left.

20, looks like you fell victim to the Del Rey scam chicas practice on guests of the hotel. With supply far outnumbering demand. Chicas will intentionally leave guests wanting more, knowing they will go back to the bar for another punta to take back to the room. This helps spread the wealth among the girls who do not get chosen as often as others.

Never go with the girl who sits next to you and tries picking you up. It almost always results in a penguin.

I've fallen victim to this a few times and usually remember the "bad performers". It's funny when they try the same thing again on supsequent trips. They usually dont remember me, but I'll remember them and take pleasure telling them they were the worst peice I've ever had. It's amusing watching the deer in the headlights look as they sling back to the corner