I planned on going to Pattaya from August 28th to September 17th and AC from September 17th to October 2nd, but fates intervened and I ended up going to Pattaya from August 28th to September 10th and AC from September 10th to October 4th.

I ended up leaving Pattaya early thanks to Sockboy50 who is Philippine by heritage and was in Pattaya with me from August 30th on. Every day he was bugging me to go to AC early so I could screw his countrywomen. After a while I gave in and there I was.

As many in many other trips that I've made to AC I stayed at Pacific Breeze and I have to say that the level of quality at Pacific Breeze has gone down. They're always full so the employees are always stressed handling everything. The restaurant got orders wrong about a third of the time and particularly late at night they no longer cared about service or quality in the restaurant. Next trip I'm booked at Lewis Grand.

Like so many mongers that have come before me I'm getting tired of writing about all the particulars of my trip, so Im going to hit some highlights, give some impressions and throw in pictures.

As to bars:

Lost in Asia has lost it's best looking girls from back in the winter and was a waste of time.

LaPasha was also loaded with ugly girls and a waste of time.

Carousel was improved and had lots of acceptable 6.5 to 8.5 barfinables.

Blue Nile and Blue Nile Executive were pretty poor, but Nero's had a better selection.

Viper Room had a lot of uglies but one or two that were barfinable, but my experience their was that the management has worked them hard to try to drag your pesos out faster than even I could accept on lady drinks.

Bodyshop had quite a few barfinable girls.

Byrdcage had a few barfinables and management at Byrdcage is extremely cool which makes the night more fun.

Champaign has some barfineable girls and has improved to the extent that they got rid of the half crazed drink grubbing mamasan that I always hated.

Lancelot had mostly ugly girls with a few acceptable.

Typhoon girls seemed pretty ugly and the place seemed duller than in the past.

I only went into Dollhouse and Atlantis once during the whole trip. They have so many girls that their has to be one somewhere that's barfineable, even though I didn't see much at the moments I was there. I don't like the attitude of those places. Their management is trying to take my third world dive town and make it into bigger time money and they make the fun interactions with the girls just to hard for me.

I had fun a couple of nights in Lollipop, largely due to Snooky, there weren't many girls and not many barfineables, but the management and girls were willing to get into the swing of the sleaze factor that makes a night out in AC so much fun. Some of that was due to their being friends with Snooky.

The little Santos Street bars, I pent a little time with two Gobble Bar girls can also be a lot of day time fun. The shortime price of 500 peso barfine along with the total willingness and expertise of the girls in dick sucking is a good combination. One afternoon I brought back two Gobble Bar girls for afternoon fun, and how can you beat two girls that weren't half bad looking, 3 BBBJs in two hours and the whole bill with drinks tip and everything under two thousand pesos.

Also Klubclass now has staff girls for barfine and can be a fun place to hang out for a bit after you've got your girl for the night.

Any bars I've left our of my comments are due to my forgetting what I saw or not having gone to see, or not remembering enough to say.

Once past all this I wanted to add that late in the trip after Sockboy50 got called home for business and I'd spent some time hanging with Snooky, I decided to have an adventure and took Madalyn from Nero's with me for six nights in Boracay.

I'd never explored the Philippines beyond AC before and I have to say that Boracay is a beautiful place. I arranged the trip through the Pacific Breeze travel desk and they were great at that. They sold me a package with two round trip air tickets (SEAirlines) and six hotel nights in the Mandarin Hotel in Boracay for $680.00 US. It was $360.00 US for the air tickets and two hotel nights with $80.00 a night added on for each additional night. They have a cheaper package for a second rate hotel not on the beach discounted by $20.00 per night, but I think that the Mandarin was worth it.

Boracay is between a one and two hour from Clark by SEAir, depending on which of their planes you get. On the way I got the good plane which was a thirty nine seat German made turboprop and took an hour at fifteen or twenty thousand feet cruising altitude. On the way back it took almost two hours in an eighteen seat beat to heck plane that windows you could open, flew low and had a pilot with a map in his lap and a portable radio. Needless to say the return flight required a little stronger stomach.


Boracay is so small that you land on a little island (Catlican I think) a few miles from Boracay and have to take a minivan, Catamaran and minivan to get to the hotel. The island has beautiful white sand beaches, clean clear blue ocean water, lots of little islands around it for "island hopping" a cool mountain in the middle that requires a couple hundred stair climb to see the top, lots of live music for drinking, listening and dancing on the beachfront, and no mongering that I saw.

Two afterthoughts of Boracay are that if you go make sure to bring your own girl and it's been overrun with Korean tourists that get drunk and think that they own the place.




Photos: Madalyn - Nero's Forum 01 02 03 04 05

If your reading this you might notice that there aren't any mongering pics yet. That's because I want everyone to have to see all my nonsense to get to the pictures, just kidding.

Before I add the pictures I just want to thank Sockboy50 for the good partying and wingman work he put in and tell him to bad he got called back early to the US and Snooky for also being a good mongering buddy, change your plans Snooky and add a little time in AC to the end of your New Year Pattaya trip.

Now for some mongering pictures from AC.

Photo: Tits - Body Shop 06

Photos: Bar Fun - Byrd Cage 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15

Photos: Whipped Cream - Viper Room 16 17 18 19

Photo: Madalyn - Nero's Forum 20

Photo: Cutie - Carousel Bar 21

Photo: Cherry Girl - Nero's Forum 22

Photos: Party - Nero's Forum 23 24 25 26 27 28



Photos: Madalyn - Nero's Forum 29 30

Photos: Party - Nero's Forum 31 32 33 34 35 36 37

Photo: Party - Nero's Forum 38

These pictures are a sample of some nights at the bars and they leave out nights that I left the camera home or wasn't up to picture taking.

This report I didn't get involved in telling which girls I did which nights, or who was good and or bad in bed. Needless to say Madalyn was good in bed or I wouldn’t have taken her to Boracay and spent so much time with her. She would wake me up by giving BBBJ most mornings right into a morning session. She'd also like to ask in mid day maybe your horny now and go into a session.

My Byrdcage girl was also a champ in bed and was also only 4'7" and 65 pounds.

There were girls without pictures mostly due to my own laziness, and pictures that I've kept back.

Two final footnotes are that the party is better with a wingman who is willing to spring for drinks and ladies too, so thanks again to my wingmen during the trip.

My other thought relates to a note that Blazers wrote a few days ago about drinking being an expensive part of any trip to AC. I couldn't agree more, but it lets you party like a rock star. (42 days and I leave again for Pattaya and on 12/27/08 I leave Pattaya for AC. Life is good.

Hope everyone likes some of the pics.

Thanks for taking the time to share your experience, Gurock, I can hardly wait 'till we meet up in a couple months and share some more partying.

That picture of Madalyn in the shower is a winner.

Great report. The swim party trio looks great. Boracay is nice, but swarming with tourists. Next time around I hope to visit Palawan.



Can't wait to get back to the PI...Just need to find a reasonably priced ticket.

Nice pics, but I want to know where that waterbuffalo fits in ? Is that the elusive "sick" water buffalo we all hear so much about?


The little cutie in the apartment with the pink and blue stripes gets my vote

That's the elusive sick Water Buffalo. He live in province for me, AC-Clark, need money for doctor him. Please send Western Union good.

Seriously, someone has a group of Water Buffalo at the far end of Clark. When I go riding on my motorbike I see them grazing and the girls both love to play with them and look at pics of them. It reminds them of the province or for Thai girls the pics remind them of the village.

Boracay does have too many tourists. The girl in the pink and blue stipes is a cherry girl unfortunately. She's a girl friend of Madelyn that I barfined one night for night swimming and body shots in the room. Seh came by for night swimming after work a couple of other nigths. In AC its a strange life.

Ah! Boracay with the AC girlfriend. That brings back some great memories. Rather battened down in September because of the typhoon season, as I recall, but with a honeyko in the bedroom, who cares.
Your Byrd Cage girl sounds as if she was good fun. She surely has one of the best pairs of nipples in Fields. A popular girl - while I was in town, she was turning over at least two barfines every evening. Regrettably I did not get the chance to sample them for myself.
Thanks for the pictures.

It did rain alot in Boracay in September. My Byrdcage girl was a good bedmate and what you're saying explains why she didn't seem anxious to be a long time girl, which was just as well for me.

Which one is the Byrd Cage gal?

Gurock1, always a good read your reports! always good shots too! this is the first time i actually recognize some of the girls posted! didn't get to know them personally but... good times! hehe! good times!

HM Byrdcage girl is this one getting the lime put on her.

Photos: Byrdcage 02

Twoweeks, AC is a little like girls gone wild with you being the center of their attention.

yes it is G1! and i am not complaining! haha! i think another trip is in order and soon!

Thanks for the update. Atlantis and Dollhouse have become latter-day Blue Nile, targeting those who favor point & shoot over interaction.

Every report echoes the same sentiment: if you have 2 weeks of vacation and don't want to risk having a crash & burn because you don't know the lay of the land or language, you can't go wrong in AC.

I personally hate the place, and definitely won't be back until.... next month.

Damn...I miss AC so much!

Thanks for the report!

Great report Gurock and great photos! Look forward to seeing you in Pattaya around Xmas. I'll be in Soi Dianna as usual.

Tujunga, that's exactly my view of Atlantis and Dollhouse, they've taken the party out of the barhop.

Av8tr, my Pattaya dates are 12/11 arrival and leave for AC mid-day 12/27. Somewher near to the late end of that time Hunterman will be in Pattaya. Like you I'm staying in my usual, which is Pattaya Bay Resort. Here's a pattaya picture of a twosome I did during September. Poor soul you were in Columbia (love to try that one of these days).

Photo: Pattaya Twosome

Actually there is mongering to be had in Boracay if you go to the disco's. The girls make it very obvious that they're available. Looks are pretty poor though so it's usually better to bring your own girl.

Thanks for pointing her out, Gurock, she does have really nice nipples. And I'm a nipple man. I hope she's still working when we're there, if you don't mind sharing her.

Bbig, I was in a local disco you had to trike to and it was filed to rafters with a wait to get in that didn't apply to poriners and a beach hotel disco. The beach hotel disco might have had girls, but since I was drunk with Madelyn, maybe I didn't look well enough.

HM, don't mind at all and I can tell you she was good in bed and with BBBJs. She can slurp up the drinks and is popular in part because she has a smoking hot body.

Yeah if you go to a disco with a chick the freelancers won't bother you. When I went solo girls just came up to me and asked if I wanted company. Prices were on par with Cebu, around 1,500 - 2,000 for ST if memory serves.

Thanks, Gurock1, for your report and photos.

I am in almost total agreement with your assessment of the AC clubs. I did enjoy the three big clubs (Club Atlantis, Crystal Palace, and Dollhouse) but the stages were so big and so far away from most seats, that they made it difficult to assess which girl I wanted.

I see that our AC visits nearly coincided in the weeks we were there. But, we visited different places. For example, I did not hang out at any Santos bar.

Also, you should tell us your magic in getting all those girls to go topless in the clubs. I hardly saw any, except at Honey Ko, during all my time in the clubs.

Gurrock,

I'm glad to see you're still making the rounds of SEA for those of use who are bound to the States for a while. Nice report, and as usual some nice catches/pics.

Greengrasser, It's not majic, it's a combination of pesos spent on bodyshots, insistance that no topless bodyshots no tequila and picking out the right bars. Byrdcage always loves bodyshots, Viper Room too, sometimes Neros, or LaPasha group bars, never Champaign group or Dollhouse group, Always Lost in Asia or Honeykos. I'm sure that others can add knowledge to these thoughts. Here is another Nero's body shot.

Photo: Nero's Girls 38

Bigpoppa, Pattaya girls miss you so much, when you come visit. Thanks for the compliment

My last trip, body shots at, coyote ugly, gentlemens club, lost in asia, and Tropix.

At The Tropix I had brought a girl with me, pulled a girl from on-stage, I body shotted her, then my girl body shotted her, then 2 girls body shotted each other, then I body shotted both, I think the waitress and dancers were enjoying the show.

Interesting, since Tropix is Dollhouse group.

I have to answer with I know Dollhouse and Atlantis better and I don't know Tropix at all.

When Tropix first opened, the owners staffed it with girls borrowed from Dollhouse & Atlantis. Maybe they've since adopted a different bent.

Topless Body Shot. Body Shot. Both are new to me.

I have to try them next time I visit AC.

By the way, I thought the Champagne group included Neros (as well as Cambodia, Blue Nile, Misty's, etc), at least until the owners-partners recently split up the clubs.

Next time I visit Neros, after I sit at the bar-around-the-stage to assess the bodies, I am going to pick out a girl to sit with against the wall and try the topless body shots with my camera at the ready.

Thanks for responding to my question with topless body shots.

Nero's and Bedrock are definitely part of the now split Blue Nile group. I thought Cambodia got bought by a Blue Nile group owner, but I haven't gone in there for a year. I thought Misty's was closed for remodelling, but again I'm not sure. I hope you have fun trying to convince some girls that body shots are good. If you want to take up that challenge the ones to go for are bottomless body shots (pussyshots), however hombre will not agree to post those pics due to their explicit nature.

In Beach Club in Pattaya I've had a little drink slurping table dancer naked in my lap with a finger in each opening till the mamasan got mad and made her put some clothes on, this was on the last trip and there were members watching. On both Soi Six and the permitter I've participated in the time honored tradition of sample blowjob. You never know what a thirsty slut will do unless you dangle the prospects in front of her.

Yep, that was a cute little gal on your lap in Beach Club, and she seemed quite enthusiastic to boot. Or was that some other night when I wasn't there?

In days gone by I had a gal giving me a full-on blowjob in Lollipop for the price of a ladies drink. Funny as hell to watch the cherry girls' reactions.

And it wasn't uncommon at all to get a little sample out in the perimeter bars in the afternoon, especially if you bought a few gals drinks, asked them who was the best blow-jobber, then challenged them to show you.

The one you saw was the one I was thinking of. In days gone by I've seen a number of girls do samples on Fields, but not recently. I think there may still be samples left in a few perimeter places. The thirsty sluts are a part of what makes SEA such a wonderful place, god bless them all.

Back in the day, in the 80's before Pinatubo blew Blow Row was on McArthur highway going towards Dau there were at least a dozen bars (Fire Empire, Firestone Empire, Nipa Hut, Playboy Club, etc.) on both sides of the road and that was Blow Row.

We used to play "smileys", for the price of a ladies drink the girls would go under the table and give you a free sample first one to crack a smile had to buy he round.

I found a cool site that has a lot of pics from back in the day the 80's. Check out this out http://www.clarkab.com/clark_photo_town80.htm


The BACK STREET OF ANGELES CITY is actually Santos street when it was a dirt road.

BIRDS - BUTTERFLY - OWLS NEST - BACK STREET SCENE
is a picture probably from the corner where Mo's is located.

Enjoy

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Snooky,

I visited AC back in the early 1980s for a few days, when I got bored with the clubs/bars/cathouses of old Ermita. I had a beer at a few clubs on MacArthur Hwy.

What was the name of the club, where the show involved two girls pulling a young airman out of the audience, stripping/bj/f..k him?

A short walk away was a big club with a large side room with about 8 tables lined up in two rows, where for the price of a lady drink, you got a sample bj. Was that Fire Empire or Firestone Empire?

One night, I took a trike that carried me on a 15-minute ride into a dark residential area, where there was a house. It had the reputation of girls, who gave the best bj. It was called [something] Ranch. Do you recall its full name?

Thanks in advance.

Also, thanks for the url on AC photos in 1980s. I wished I had taken photos of the street scene back then.

Nipa Hut was where they did the audience participation show.

Red Baron on perimeter used to do an afternoon show w/ banana cutters and Peso squatters.

Fire Empire or Firestone Empire as well as most bars on Blow Row had free sampels w/ lady drinks. I'm pretty sure Firestone Empire had the pool tables.

I'm not sure of the place you are talking about w/ great BJ's unless it was the place right near maingate not 15 minutes away but who knows where you were starting from.