Laundry Agents

The cleaning staff tried hard to get my lazy ass out of bed, but I put the “Do Not Disturb” sign out and took my phone off the hook. Let me sleep!

When I finally woke from slumber mid-afternoon, I needed to do my laundry. There were plenty of laundry shops in the neighborhood, but they were all laundry agents. They send your laundry to the actual laundry shops on the outskirts of town, and it takes 3-6 days before you get it back. How ridiculous!

I remembered discovering a real laundry shop (with washing machines!) on my last trip, and wasted a lot of time trying to locate the shop. To no avail! I texted MongerX. He didn’t know of any laundry shops providing 1-day service either.

My only option was to have my laundry done at the hotel, but I wouldn’t pay their extortionate prices. It was actually cheaper to buy new clothes!

The lack of decent laundry options in Jakarta thoroughly pissed me off! As a protest, I never did laundry during my 13-day stay in Jakarta. I simply recycled my pants and bought new shirts.

MongerX

When I met up with early riser MongerX, he already had 2 STs under his belt. I was sweaty from walking around for hours and... still carrying my laundry.

When we visited Siera, Tika was all over me. She pinned me to the couch and French kissed me with a passion. Atta girl!

When we had a peek inside Bintang Mawar, I spotted a few cuties as well. But I wanted to drop my laundry off in my room and freshen up first...

As we got back to the hotel, MongerX took delivery of 2 LT girls (for him & Socrates). It was almost 8 PM and the laundry debacle meant I hadn’t gotten laid yet.

Siera

Tika

After showering and putting on the new shirt I’d bought on Lokasari Plaza, I remembered Tika’s cute smile and passionate kisses. She was sitting with another customer as I entered the bar, but immediately came over to see me.

More French kissing sealed the deal and Tika and I were soon headed upstairs. MongerX told me the ST price was 200.000 IRD and I wasn’t happy when they tried to overcharge me. Their initial asking price of 250.000 IRD was first dropped to 220.000 IRD (including condoms) until we finally arrived at 200.000 IRD (without condoms).

Tika was happy to pose for pictures. When she undressed, she revealed a great pair of titties on a small, hard body. After showering together, I got Tika wet before penetrating her tight pussy. When I pulled her on top, Tika seemed to be dancing the salsa on my dick.

Tika was sweet, passionate and horny. She always had a smile on her pretty face. This tiny cutie was an absolute delight!

Photos: Tika - Sierra 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08

Bintang Mawar

When I revisited Bintang Mawar after 10 PM, the selection wasn’t nearly as good as earlier this evening. According to MongerX, the best time to visit is 4 PM and most of the freelancers are gone by 10 PM.

The mamasan only presented me 1 girl. She was ugly and seemed terrified of this bule. I left after 1 beer...

My Bar

Big Bang

When I got back to my room around midnight, I asked MongerX for an update on Blok M prices. 400.000 – 500.000 IRD LT. I hopped into a taxi...

The talent level at My Bar wasn’t nearly as good as a couple of years ago. The selection seemed downright pitiful.

The first girl I hooked up with was Vita. She wanted me to buy her a “Big Bang”, an expensive Viagra-colored cocktail. Since she was one of the few hotties in the house, I agreed. But when she insisted I buy a tequila for her Indonesian (boy)friend as well, they both went thirsty.

When I discussed the girls’ preference for exuberant cocktails with Socrates, he thought they were mainly a status symbol. I noticed a few babes hitting the punters for expensive drinks... but leaving alone and hooking up with their Indonesian boyfriend outside.

Andita

After observing the scene for a while, I approached Andita. She immediately hit me for a drink. I asked her if she wanted to go with me. We settled for dancing together.

Andita wanted her friend to negotiate. She asked for 700.000 IRD LT. I offered her 400.000 IRD. We made a deal for 500.000 IRD LT.

Andita wouldn’t kiss me in My Bar, but loved to kiss once we got to my room. The way she sucked my tongue, I figured Andita would be an excellent blowjobber. But she wouldn’t suck my dick at all.

Andita loved having her pussy eaten, and was really fucking my mouth. But she’d no longer kiss me after that, even when I cleaned my chin and rinsed my mouth. But in the heat of passion, she forgot where my tongue had been.

Andita was wet as hell and turned out to be an ultra-horny fuck. She loves to get drilled hard and fast and kissed me with a passion as she let out a few qweefs.

When we woke up, my tongue was soon caressing her clit again. Andita got horny and another monster fuck ensued.

Photos: Andita - My Bar 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

Since Andita’s outfit wasn’t exactly sexy, I showed her my collection of costumes. She liked my bunny ears.

Photo: Andita - My Bar 17

But the only outfit Andita was willing to wear was my wedding dress. And she seemed self-conscious posing in it, even though it’s not exactly revealing.

Photos: Andita - My Bar 18 19 20

After Tika, Andita was another total winner. But she should learn how to suck dick!

Loso

Tika, what a hot little cutie! Nice pics and great selection
Always nice reporting, appreciate it.......
CFK

CFK . . . isn't it about time you filed a report from Asia?

Asia?.... damn, Brasil is far enough. You know I can't stand being on airplanes for extended periods of time!

Yeah, but think about it. There are plenty more opportunities for a water landing going to Asia!

And I should add, great photos Loso.

(Message edited by LAguy on October 20, 2008)

I think that is the 5th time Tika has been photographed on this site...she has certainly made her rounds. I believe she started at Anggrek before moving with the rest of the girls over to Siera. Fun girl who always has a smile.

Yes, the Club Hombre welcoming committee known as Tika is still performing her duties. I had a little reunion with her late last year as part of her welcoming license renewal program. She passed with flying colors and her certification was extended to be the official welcoming hostess.

Actually the license may be valid, but Tika is no longer practicing her Bule Welcome Wagon ways. You can thank a nice young Japanese fellow for sponsoring her.

damn! you guys know too much and too many girls! is there a little CH "pink ladies" list... you know like the t'birds girls or something? haha! i am sure some or most of you have met the same girls going the rounds! LOSO, great pics as always and great report! thank you!

Tika look good...dont know how much 200 ird is but looks well spent to me..nice

$1.00 = 9800ird, which means that the 200,000 is a whopping $20.50.

The higher prices in Bloc M (i.e. the 500K quoted) end up being $51 USD. I landed most of them there for 300-400K went I went there.

I loved Indo....I'll be going back again in March. One hell of a value!!

I think most instances the prices were in the 200K - 300K range, cheap cheap!!! Happy Happy!

So if you are a frequent fucker, you will certainly get your value return for the cost of traveling there.

The freelance "regular girl" was the best deal - I helped her with her rent, but only had 300K in my wallet when she asked. She was ok and did not ask for more, even so she had stayed 3 nights!

I just wish it wasn't so freakin'far away!!!!!!!

Service wise the girls were great!

I think the only expensive place was a nightclub in the best hotel in Jakarta (sorry, the name escapes me right now). But wow, what beauties. So even if you paid 1mm for a '10', that is still only about a 100 bucks. Try to get that price at Barbarella's in Rio.

Hi, thank your for this great report.

About your laundry, you could have had one of the girls do your laundry at their house.