I found out about the mongering scene in Costa Rica about three months ago. Searching for information about it brought me here. I don't think I've lead a sheltered life - I'm a computer geek, I've been looking at porn on the internet since there was an internet. However, what I read and saw here pleasantly shocked and amazed me. I HAD TO try it out.

I returned from Costa Rica earlier this week. I now have a new, very expensive hobby. The wife said I needed something more than computers to fill my free time. I don't think she quite meant this, but what she doesn't know won't hurt her.

I'm going to post my trip report as time allows. Please provide feedback/tips/etc.

Day 1
My fellow monger picked me up at about 3a to head to the airport. We were scheduled to land in Costa Rica at about 11a CR time. We were both excited as could be, but I was a little apprehensive, too.

To make a long story very short, it took us 25 hours to get there rather than the 9 we expected. Instead of spending our first day mongering, we spent it getting fucked by American Airlines.

If someone can advise me on how to get more than 10,000 AA miles for compensation, I need the information.

Day 2, part 1
We land in Costa Rica at about 3:30a. From the minute we landed, the trip started getting better. The two of us breezed through immigration and customs and our taxi driver thought he was a rally car driver getting us to the hotel. The Del Rey hadn't given our rooms to someone else even though we were about 15 hours late.

We checked in, got our stuff into our rooms, then straight to the Blue Marlin. It was probably going on 5a, but there was still action in the bar. I read about it, but I guess I don't really believe it until I see it.

Being a newbie, I wasn't really sure how to proceed in acquiring a new friend, so I proceeded to drink. Within 5 minutes, a woman moved to the bar stool behind me - I paid no attention. She tried getting my attention by tapping my stool with her foot. When that didn't work, she rubbed her hand down my back. Being naive, I thought she had just inadvertently rubbed up against me. A minute later, the same rub down my back. Finally, it dawned on me that she was trying to get my attention. I turned to look at her and saw she was fairly attractive, 6.5 or 7, with a good body. Equal in appearance to the best looking I've ever had. (Did I mention I'm a troll?)

Her eyes lit up when I turned to look at her and she asked if I wanted a companion. At this point, every tip I'd read on this site went bye-bye. Of course I realized later that it was simply dollar signs making her eyes light up, but what can I say, I'm naive.

"Certainly I'd like a companion", I reply, "have a seat with us. Would you like a drink?"

She did want a drink, of course. We talked and flirted for probably the next half hour to an hour. She was a tica, she called herself Susie. I was really enjoying myself. My traveling companion (let's call him Justin) also hooked up with a woman. Finally, I ask if she wants to go up to my room with me.
"Oh yes, baby. I'm ready!"
"Let's go! Seeya in a while, Justin."

I'm sure any veterans reading this are seeing my glaring mistakes already. Stay tuned for the next part where it gets even worse.

Other than not negotiating a price first, it sounds pretty standard so far. Hell, you even had a drink with her and didn't run upstairs at the first touch of your back!

Welcome to the forum.

One tip: Whenever you see a photo of a girl with a Miami Hurricanes hat, be sure to throw two points her way.

Day 2, part 2
So Susie and I go up to my room. When we got there, I at least remembered to ask her how much before we actually got into anything.
"$200"
"You're kidding, right?"
"No, $200."
"Well, that's not going to happen. Go ahead and leave."
"OK baby, $170."
"$50"
"Oh baby, why are you being like that? $150"
"No, $100"
"Oh, baby, I'll make you so happy. $150 for massage, shower, BJ, fuck any way you want", etc.
"Ok. $150 for two hours."
"Sure baby. You'll be so happy."

So, shower, decent back massage, BJ with condom.
(BTW, I had flavored condoms - I'm a sensitive guy. She turned that down for a standard, lubricated condom. That's got to be gross.)

After about two minutes of sucking, she gets on top for another couple of minutes. Then she gets off, rolls onto her back, and says, "I want you to fuck me hard, baby."

Being a gentleman, I oblige. I get on top of her, slide into her, and start going at it. After several strokes, I get up on my knees, which all women seem to enjoy. She says that position hurts her. Now, as much as I would like to think I'm capable of hurting a woman by fucking her, I know that's impossible. Anyway, I get back down low and stroke away for ten minutes or so. (Alcohol and Xanax are wonderful for that sort of thing.) I then tell her I want to fuck her doggy style. She says, "Oh yes, baby. I love when you fuck me that way." (How does she know?)

I commence to fucking her doggy style and get a nut after a few more minutes. Very satisfactory for me. I go to the bathroom and take off the condom, come back out and offer her a washcloth. She says no, she's going into the bathroom. Whatever. She goes in, shuts the door. I hear the shower, then knock on the door after a few minutes. I ask her if I can take her picture. She says no problem. I take her picture (naked, and oh so fine) then leave her to her shower. She comes out a few minutes later, fully dressed, and wants her money.

I say, "We agreed on $150 for two hours, it's been half an hour or so."
"No baby, when you cum, I leave."
"Uh, no, $150 for two hours."
"No baby, it's light outside now. I have to go home to my children."

What the fuck do you say to that? She left.

So, I paid $150 to fuck a whore for about twenty minutes.

LESSON 1: Negotiate price BEFORE leaving the bar.

Wondering about me posting pictures? Stay tuned and you'll find out why I don't.

Day 2, part 3
So Susie's gone. I'm kicking myself in that ass for spending so much. I medicate myself a little more, then go back downstairs for another drink. There is still a little action, but after another drink...well, I had already gotten into the habit of "beer and a shot", so two more drinks...
The sleepy and the alcohol kicked in and I was done. It was about 7a. I went back to my room, called Justin's room, he was done satisfactorily, too. We agreed to meet up in a few hours.

I woke up at 10a and called Justin's room - woke him up. He said he wanted food. We walked around San Jose for about an hour just looking at things. We both enjoy visiting new places, seeing new things. We ended up eating at the Del Rey Restaurant(?). Good food, not a bad price, but not a good price.

Back to the Blue Marlin for more drinks. A couple of ladies joined us, both nicas, both good-looking, 6.5 to 7 or so. Again, drank a couple of drinks with them, then up to our respective rooms. At least this time, I negotiated price first, $70. Essentially, had a repeat of my session with Susie. Got her picture, but then unfortunately, I got too tired (I'm not in good shape) to nut. I fucked her for about half an hour in multiple positions, but essentially gave up. I even faked it. (How does a man fake it?)

She didn't care enough to verify, I paid her, and out the door she went.

Called Justin again to see how his was. He got one, but was wiped out. We agreed to hook up again later that afternoon.

(Message edited by 20fingers on October 16, 2008)

Day 2, part 4
Later that afternoon, 4 o'clock or so. Justin and I get back together for pre-dinner drinks at the Blue Marlin. There are some women there, but nothing appealing enough to take up to our rooms. A couple of rounds later, we decide to go out walking to look for somewhere to eat. We find Dos Gringos, a bar/restaurant that seems to be a hangout for the locals. A few beers, some eats, then back to the Blue Marlin.

(While at Dos Gringos, Justin goes into the bathroom to relieve himself. He comes back immediately, I say that was quick. He says no, he wasn't sure what to do in the bathroom. WTF? He says he thinks there was just a drain in the floor to pee into, but wasn't sure. Costa Rica is still third world, I guess.)

It's CRAZY at the Blue Marlin, at least five women for every man in the bar. We have a round, a couple more women join us. We're both still exhausted from our trip in, so we're content to let them come to us. Two ticas this time. A few rounds of drinks, then back to our respective rooms. Got her picture, but unfortunately for me, almost an exact repeat of the previous encounter, no nut. I guess I'm just too tired, and she doesn't care enough to verify. Out the door she goes with $60, and to sleep I go. What the fuck am I doing wrong that I can't get a nut? Am I broken?

Stay tuned for Day 3, and the answers to these and other important questions.

(Is it bad that I don't even remember the names of numbers two and three?)

(Message edited by 20fingers on October 16, 2008)

Great to hear a first time report. No one here will really beat you up, so long as you learn and apply lessons.

Nothing odd about having troubles getting a nut as this is new to you (comfort level), jetlag, alcohol, and xanax.

Hope you found your adjustments.

This is good - brings back alot memories.

20, Thanks for the report so far. This is a chill board, nobody will bust your balls for making rookie mistakes. As we've all been rookies at one point or another...

Keep it coming

Jonesie

20fingers

You have nothing to be ashamed of when I think back on my first mongering trip, it was to LOS, I am still embarrassed I was a newbie's newbie. I will not go into details here to protect the guilty involved...namely me. I look forward to reading the rest of your report.

First: Bluelight, this is nothing compared to your Brasilian adventures-lol [sorry, no-lol again][wait, I really am sorry, trying NOT to laugh]

20fingers; appears you are making all the normal mistakes. I think all of us in our eagerness to enjoy young beautiful women sometimes rush to enjoyment, thus throwing caution to the wind. Everyone of us thinks clearer AFTER orgasm! However I digress, a few suggestions:
A 25 hr flt(?)normal 9hrs- where are you guys flying from, and certainly you must have had multiple connections and layover times. Next time use a carrier with as few stops/change of planes, even if you pay slightly more. Your performance has suffered for a few days due to this, no since wasting time/money on a short trip where you don't have that option. Write to AA, describe the problem/situation. Most airlines will reply to a valid complaint, especially if due to inherent causes or reasons. Usually a voucher [future travel] or something comparable

As to the Chicas: as RT and others have stated, ALWAYS negotiate the price BEFORE taking the girl, and to add to this ALWAYS discuss the BBBJ if that is what YOU want. Make it a deal breaker if need be. BTY, the ole "it hurts", or hurry up and finish because it hurts, is pure crap!And all women know that doggie usually results in a man cumming quicker, so they all like that position, plus they don't have to do much except wait for you to finish.....

Continue to use the big head for deal making and decisions and your trip will be even better. Welcome to CH, look forward to more reports

CFK

Cialis is the answer to your problems...not only does it allow you to nut but it feels better too...especially when it is your second or third go round of the day...I am young and in good shape and I take it so there is no shame.

Day 3, part 1
I wake up at about 6a, start cleaning up the room. Then I see it - the condom wrapper(s) from last night. I've been using the ones Justin wanted for himself - the ones that prolong your session by desensitizing your piece. He's got a bit of a problem with that. I don't. I prefer the increased sensation variety. No wonder I had issues!

I call him at about 7a, tell him the story. He thinks it's incredibly funny. I don't. We head out to get some breakfast. We walked around San Jose for about an hour, different direction this time. Wound up at el Presidente - that's a nice-looking place. Breakfast buffet was only $7, good food, we liked it. Back to the hotel for another session.

On the way back, we discussed our experiences so far. I told him that I wasn't too happy with myself for going with whichever woman happened to come over and sit next to me. I needed to be pickier. He agreed and felt the same about himself. "We won't do that again."

Get back to the Blue Marlin, have some drinks. Two ticas sit down next to us. We buy them drinks, talk for a while. Going upstairs is brought up by one of them. I don't think so, I say. Justin just kind of shrugs.

A couple more rounds later, it's brought up again. "How much?"
"$100"
"$30"
She was insulted. I didn't care. "How much?"
"$70"
"$30"
"$60"
"$40"
"$50"
"DONE!"

We go upstairs, I'm confident of a happy ending. Shower, massage, BJ w/ condom for a few minutes, flavored this time. Then sex w/ the right condom: she's on top, I'm on top, doggy-style, I'm on top. Nothing. 20+ minutes. I give up again. She doesn't care enough to verify, again. This one was actually a fairly poor actress, didn't even act like she was enjoying herself or wanted to be there. I give her the money, she leaves.

I decide I must be broken. Why bother staying in Costa Rica? I should just wish Justin luck and head home.

Stay tuned...

A good tip for a newbie...you only have so much ammunition. If you were not willing to go upstairs with the girl don't let a few beers talk you into it-then you have one less round for a hot one that day. Marginal working girls rely on alcohol to help their business. If you want to drink and party you can still have the ultra hot ones for about the same price...the beauty of latin america is the pricing...you don't have to pay a huge premium for the best talent...

Now I remember why I only traveled to CR once and never wanted to return afterwards. A covered BJ is enough for me to lose interest real fast....

Here's picture of number 2,3, or 4. I honestly don't remember which one, but I think 4. I don't take a very good picture, shaky hands.

Photo: Tight Jeans - Del Rey

Day 3, part 2
I really appreciate all of the tips so far, thank you.

After feeling sorry for myself for a little while (a very little while, like a minute), I decide what the fuck, I'm still having a great time. This beats working for the man any day. I call Justin, tell my story, he laughs at me. I respond that at least I'm not going for 30 seconds then done. (We're really good friends, it's cool.)

We get back together down at the bar and decide to head to the beach. It's maybe 10:30 or eleven am. After talking to the bartender and one of the hotel guys, we figure that's not such a great idea - too long each way, and with it still being the rainy season...

So, more beverages at the bar. Again, we agree not to take whoever comes along, we're going to be picky. Again, we fail.

We passed up a few ladies, then get approached by two attractive women. I see Justin light up when he looks at one (the better looking of the two), and I can see he's ready for this one. He asks them to sit down and drink with us. I pull him aside and remind him of our agreement. He says he's not settling, he wants this one. He says I certainly don't have to take her friend, move along if I so desire.

I was planning to do just that, when her friend starts speaking English almost perfectly with a beautiful accent. I was beginning to get frustrated by the language barrier (among other things) as I can barely get by in Spanish. I got interested really fast . She introduced herself to me as Brigitte. (Any idea if the names they tell you are their real names?)

We talked for less than a minute when she tells me she's from Colombia. Warning bells went off. I'd read plenty here about the attitude of Colombian women working in Costa Rica so I was leery. She follows that up almost immediately by telling me that she lives in Costa Rica now and has for three years. Perhaps she's heard the same thing.

I was still leery, but decided to keep talking to her anyway. I really did like that she spoke English. She had a pretty face, was well dressed, but her clothes really covered up her body. We talked for a while longer, long enough to have a couple of drinks. Justin's friend spoke almost no English, he knows next to no Spanish. Each of them kept asking us to translate.

In the course of our conversation, I asked Brigitte about her clothes, basically why she was dressed that way when most of her co-workers let it all hang out. She laughed (beautiful laugh, too), and said that she was cold, an acceptable answer. We have another round, then she starts talking about going upstairs. Justin and his have already haggled and are getting up from the table.

I suggest one more round and she smiles and says, "You don't want me to leave so you can find someone more beautiful?" I tell her, no, I really like talking to her and I'm just not ready to go up yet. I order another round for myself, she just gets water. We talk a little more, then she she says she wasn't completely honest about her clothing. She says she has scars from a car accident that she's hiding. I tell her it's no big deal, but ask if I can see them. She shows me a scar on her shoulder that looks like a puncture wound. I jokingly ask if she was stabbed or shot. She got a kick out of that and says no, she had to be operated on and they weren't careful about scars. She said she had scars on her leg, and other places, too, but she'd have to get naked to show them to me. Dirty girl!

I'm having a great time with her, so why not? We settle on $70 and head up. Hombres, it was fantastic! First of all, those clothes were hiding more than scars. She had a fabulous body, average size, not skinny, not fat, large breasts, fake, but pleasantly so. Shower, the best massage I've ever had, BBBJ (not to completion, my choice), I even licked all over that thing. (I was a little hesitant to do that, but the alcohol and good times swayed me.) She said she came twice while I did that. Started fucking, her on top in my favorite position (don't know the name, her kind of sitting, not kneeling) without me even telling her that's what I liked.

After minutes of that she said it hurt her ankle injury (from the accident), and asked if I would get on top. I did so, getting into my second favorite position, me kneeling, her legs up, pounding away. She says that's her favorite position. Wonderful! Ten minutes or more of that with brief breaks for breast sucking and nuzzling and she orgasms again, then she asks me to do her doggy-style.

I start thinking, all right, twenty minutes or so already, and no nut after more than a day. Not a good sign. I proceed to do her doggy-style. Typically, that's where I finish, but nothing. Five or so minutes go by. Five great minutes, but still...Then, out of nowhere, she says, "Oh baby, I'm cumming again! Fuck me hard and cum with me!"

I most happily oblige, on both counts.

We laid together for ten minutes or so recovering, chatting, kissing (w/ tongue), etc. She tells me she has to go home, I can't remember why. I ask her if she has to leave immediately, she says no, she has time for another shower. We shower together again, I get hard again. Thankfully, she notices and starts stroking me. I ask her if she can stay for another hour or so, she says no, she has to leave. I ask her if she needs more money. She frowns and says that has nothing to do with it. I actually apologized and felt bad. She smiles, tells me she understands, she knows how a lot of the women here are.

We get out of the shower, dry off, she gets dressed, I pay her. She goes over to the dresser and starts doing something. She turns back around, hands me her cell phone number and tells me she's not working tomorrow, but I should call her if I'm back at the hotel late afternoon or early evening. I'm floored. She kisses me goodbye and leaves the room.

Quite the turn of events, eh?

Was she acting, faking, etc.? I couldn't care less. This one ranks up there with the top five sexual experiences of my life. And yes, there have been more than six total sexual experiences.

I immediately get on the phone with Justin. He's had a typical experience, but a little worse. The language barrier was so bad, they couldn't understand each other beyond just the fucking part. My turn to laugh at him.

With that, my fellows, I'm off to bed. I think I'll probably have to rub one off.

20, congratulations! You just met "the one" that will cause depression as you board the plane home, make you realize how disgusting gringas are in comparison once your home, and have you planning your return trip as quickly as possible.

As the song goes; "your gona havta face it your addicted to love"

great first time experiences! these CH guys will show you the ropes but we will all still make the same mistakes! it can't be helped! plus the girls know this craft a lot better than a new guy. but soon enough, you'll go hunting better prepared!

Day 3, part 2.1
I forgot to put in the lessons I learned, I was enjoying relating the store so much...

2. Listen to advice from mongers, but experience for yourself. I'm talking about the Colombiana thing here.

3. In my opinion, it pays to spend a little time with a chica before heading up. I don't think I would have had such a great time with this one if I hadn't. (See earlier parts.)

Day 3 part 3
Back down to the bar, where I meet up with Justin and monger3. Remember monger3? The man is a fucking machine. Yeah, he's taking Viagra, but holy shit! He's taking two to three hour sessions, a couple with two at a time! I'd keel over dead!

At any rate, we have a couple of rounds, and Justin is ready to go again! He says he wants another before dinner. Good on him, I say.

He waves a woman over who I don't think is all that, but to each his own. He gets down to business right away, and away they go. Monger3 and I talk for a little while, then we see Justin and the woman again walking toward us. He comes over, I ask if something is wrong. No, he's just done. I swear, it couldn't have been more than ten minutes they were gone. I almost start laughing, but decide to compliment her on her abilities instead.

We decide to head out to dinner, Justin decides to bring this chica. Like I said, to each his own. We decide on dinner at el Presidente because monger3 recommends their calamari. We walk over, have dinner (I don't recommend the calamari), and head back to the Blue Marlin. Justin and his chica kiss their sweet goodbyes.

No sooner are they apart, Justin says he's ready for two at a time, something he's always fantasized about.

We sit down, monger3 goes hunting. He comes back just a few minutes later with three lovely women. He seats one with skin as dark as night next to me, saying he saw how I was eying a similar chica he was with the previous evening. He's right, I was. Additionally, she has a very fine body put together with the biggest tits I've ever seen in a combination together. Justin's and my mouth must have just dropped open, because she looked at us and started laughing. I find dark skin very attractive. Put together with her body, it's irresistible. In hindsight, she doesn't have the greatest face (braces) and I don't care for her hair (kind of wild looking), but still, I'm speechless. Her name is Diana and she's from Panama.

The companion monger3 brought over for Justin was a beautiful blond, also big-breasted. He looks pretty happy, too.

We have a few rounds. Diana is a wild one. Every time the other two chicas step away from the table, she's flashing her breasts at us. Justin and monger3 are just salivating. I'm too stunned to even react. I MUST have her. No haggling, let's go. Justin says he needs to find a companion for him and his companion. I wish him luck and head up.

Stay tuned...

Suggest dining at the restaurant at Key Largo's, nice atmosphere, good food.......

when I was in COSTA RICA in Sept-2005, flew from Chicago on AA, but on the way to Miami ,
problems started before we even left.

1. The flight from Ord( chicago )to Miami was delayed for 60 min, because they were trying to fix the AC on the airplane.
2. once in Miami, I was rushing to my next gate, only to find out that my flight from Miami to San Jose is delayed for 1.6 hrs because of mechanical reasons.
3.On our flight to San Jose ( I noticed that the plane is circling a lot ) the pilot comes on and tells us that due to heavy rain in San Jose, we have to land Liberia--Costa Rica, to re-fuel .
another 60 min on the ground, then we fly again, and finally land in San Jose.

4. on the way back, AA informs us at the airport that due to some mechanical problems, our flight to Miami is cancelled and that some us will be flying Delta..( but of course 2hrs later )

so I understand your concerns and frustation, since I've been through that,(not as bad as yours).

(Message edited by the_happy_monge on October 24, 2008)

Day 3, part 4
Recap:
Diana and I are headed up to my room. She has beautiful dark skin, really large breasts, and a very slender (but curved properly) body. Face isn't the greatest, hair is kind of wild, and so is she.

We start off having a really good time - showering together, she's listening to music and dancing, I'm thoroughly enjoying myself. I ask her if I can take some pictures of her. She asks if the pictures are just for me, or if I'm going to show my friends. Just for me, I assure her. She asks if I'm going to post them on the computer. Of course not, I answer. She's fine with it, and poses while I take a few great pictures of her.

We then talk about price, talk being she says $100, I say fine, no problem.

She gives me a massage, I do the same for her - mostly so I can get my hands all over her. We're still having a good time. This leads to kissing, which leads to a good BBBJ (not to completion, again, my choice), which leads to merely ok sex in every position I can think of. Once again, no nut. But this time there's an exception. She checks the condom to see.

She asks why I didn't cum. I tell her that it's basically been happening since I got to CR. I guess that made her determined to be an exception. She pulls out all of the stops. I honestly don't know that I've ever been fucked by a woman who was so determined in my life. More BBBJ, more sex in every position. Seemed close a couple of times, but no dice. After twenty more minutes or so, she kind of pulls away and asks if there's something wrong with her, if I don't like her. I tried explaining again, but she just got more moody about it. It was kind of weird.

Then she says, "Let's do doggy style more. You seem to like that. Fuck me as hard as you can." I start going at it again, then, it hits me...It worked once before...

"Talk to me", I say. "Tell me to fuck you." She half turns, gives me a wicked smile, and starts in, kind of loudly, "Fuck me baby, fuck me hard, fuck me hard!"

No more than a minute later, I exploded. She lays down, breathing hard, I fall next to her. After a couple of minutes, she smiles and asks something like "why didn't you tell me you liked me to talk that like? I'll have to remember for next time."

Next time? I reply that there won't be a next time tonight, I'm too tired, need sleep. She asks if I'm hungry. Sure why not spend a little more time getting to know her better.

We went down to the cafe, and had some food. We're talking, having some fun, having a drink, and she sees me looking at one of the women there. Then it gets really weird.

She tells me she doesn't like me looking at other women. I tell her I'm just people watching, not looking at other women. She tells me to stop and pay attention to her. Fine, I do so, but she's all weird still. I figure the night's over, and tell her I'm going up to my room. She asks if I'm going to take another woman upstairs tonight. I assure her I'm not, I'm too tired for that, and I'd take her back up if that's what I wanted.

I kiss her goodnight, and she asks again if I'm going to find someone else to take up. Again, no, I'm going to sleep, goodnight. I go up, and go to bed.

Next part, 20fingers's last day in paradise?

Ha!

I've been mongering for about six years now and have made the same mistake multiple times. Mostly because I like to get really bombed and girls take advantage of me. In Buenos Aires I got scammed for $2000 dollars and a run in with Mafioso types. Worse things can happen. I was with two and then three girls for about 4 hours.

great report stick to your guns i have had great sex in cr for 20 dollars with a hottie and sex for 50 dollars with a nooty great report. but of course i am maried now and this is one hobby that would be hard to explain to my wife hahahahahah