I studied the information in Club Hombre for 2 years, and this Fall I put my knowledge to use. Lucky for me, the first day I was in Rio I met PsychoPenis and Jaguar in front of Don and Ken’s office, and under their tutelage my trip was taken to a level I couldn’t have ever achieved on my own. Before I start my report I want to thank Jaguar & PsychoPenis for taking me under their wings and showing me around. In addition to their education, they are great people to hang out with.

I stayed at one of Don’s apartments in Copacabana which is located in the same building as Don’s office, and I was very satisfied with it. The bed was comfortable (considering it was in Brazil), and the apartment was remodeled less than a year ago so it was clean and modern. There were a couple of minor issues that came up during my stay, but they were quickly handled by Don. This was one of the advantages to renting from Don… quick response.

Overall, Copacabana was OK. The apartment itself is conveniently located: short walk to Help, the beach, and right next to Don’s office. Proximity to Don’s office was an asset for my first mongering trip. Many mongering excursions started from that office. At night there was an element of danger in Copacabana that made me a bit uneasy. I’ll get into that danger aspect a little later, but first I want to complain about a major pet peeve I had with the beggar kids. I noticed a distinct pattern... -Whenever I was alone, the beggar kids rarely pestered me for money, BUT when I was with a Garota they were always the biggest pains in my ass. They regularly followed us for 2-3 blocks, loudly asking for money, getting in our way, and other tactics to embarass me into paying them to go away. I refuse to reward bad behavior, and I stuck to this even though it would have been easier to throw them some change to get rid of them.

Danger.
Jaguar showed me his pepper spray canister (Spitfire) and told me stories of when it came in use during his trips to Rio. The next day I went to a pharmacy and purchased a small black can of perfume spray that looked like a canister of pepper spray. At Jaguar’s suggestion, I carried it in my hand at night. Next time I go to Rio I’ll have real pepper spray, -but in a pinch the ‘look-alike’ might have been a deterrent I needed. Over-all, I didn’t have any bad experiences… -except of course with those beggar kids.

Language Payoff:
I taught myself a little Portuguese, and this opened up a world of FREE SEX for me. I highly recommend learning basic Portuguese before you go to Brasil. You don’t need to be fluent, just know enough words to be able to improvise. My pick-up line while in the termas was “what do you want to do for lunch tomorrow?” I got 4 phone numbers that way. Of course these conversations happened in the cabins when we were alone and some sort of rapport had already been established.
In befriending the termas girls I learned a bunch of stuff about their work. Here is the big thing that I took note of:

Kissing:
If you have bad breath they don’t want to kiss you, so if DFK is important to you, then go to a dentist before you got to Rio and brush you teeth before you go to a terma or Help.

Gifts:
They still love chocolate, but pros and non-pros LOVE the Victoria Secret hand and body moisturizer. The one in the tube. It costs US$9 - US$11 in the US, but R$50-R$80 in Rio. So buy a bunch before you go and give it away, trade it, or sell it.

Sex:
A large percentage of "customers" treat program girls, like prostitues. Go figure.

Cialis:
This was the first time I ever used it. It’s amazing, and I had more sex during those 10 days in Rio than I had in any other 10 day period in my entire life. It was unbelievable, and I didn’t even use that much… I took little bites out of the 20mg pills and for 36-48 hours I was “ready” to go.

Help Discotech:
The routine for us was to meet at the Terrazzo in front of Help every night at around 11:30pm. It was entertaining to watch all the action. Out of the 7-8 times I went there I only picked up one pro. Actually she picked me up. She ended up being my “girlfriend” for a couple of days. I never went inside Help because the terrazzo was such a great place to select and interview prospective “dates”. There is plenty of light so you can see the flaws you wouldn’t see in the dark discotech, and the food in the Terrazzo is pretty good. There were a good mix of garotas out there and on a few occasions I saw a few superstars, but they were snatched up before they entered Help. I heard the going rate was R$200-R$500.

Villa Mimosa:
Jaguar brought us there one night. As long as you aren’t picky, R$25 will get you laid… and you better use 2 condoms. It was an amazing place to experience as an observer.


Termas
One of the lessons I learned from the CH website is to interview the girls BEFORE going into the cabins. I knew this and I rehearsed it, but every time a terma girl put her hand on my cock I forgot it. I am pathetic. They are smart. They know that if they can get their hands on your package, then you might start thinking with it. Luckily, even though I never ended up negotiating before any session I had a great experience 3 out of 4 times.

L’Uomo:
We went there on a Tuesday night around 8pm. On average the women were really attractive with great attitudes. Lots of them too, at least a 4:1 ratio. The first girl that started talking to me was the one I ended taking a cabin with. Here name is Sol. She’s a full figured Morena with a dirty mind. I recommend her. The thing that I remember most about her was when she pulled my cock out of her pussy and put it in her ass without me asking. Like I said, I didn’t do any negotiating, so this was surprising. The cabin was small, and there was no ventilation in that room so it got really hot in there. Despite this, I highly recommend L’Uomo. The women had great attitudes and overall the place was nice.
Sol:
Face- 8
Body- 8
Performance- 8
Attitude- 9
DFK, BBBJ, Covered Anal and Covered Regular Sex


4 x 4:
“You are entering the greatest whore house in the world” said PsychoPenis as we stepped into 4x4. We arrived at around 4pm on a Wednesday. There were a lot of garotas, maybe a 3:1 ratio and most of them were attractive. Not many 10’s in there though. Once again I ended up with the first chick that I talked to. Her name was Loraine and she is a spinner. She has long brown hair down to her ass and a great attitude. Once she put her hand on my cock I was pathetic. There was no negotiation. In fact, she convinced me to upgrade to 90 minutes in the Super-Suite. Pathetic, I know, but it was an awesome session and worth the extra money. The best part of that session was when she took my cock out of her pussy and stuck it in her ass. I don’t know if this is normal in Brasil, but I was seeing a trend.
Loraine:
Face- 8
Body- 9
Performance- 9
Attitude- 10
DFK, DTAY, BBBJ, Covered Anal and covered regular sex


65:
I was not impressed with this terma and I probably won’t be back. The garota attractiveness level was average. In fact, PsychoPenis and his friend had a few drinks and left once I was done with my mediocre session. The cabin was big, well ventilated and came with a shower. I cannot remember the garota’s name who I ended up with. She is 22 years old and has short brown hair, braces, blue eyes and 2 kids. Her breath smells of ashtray and her pussy was cavernous. She asked if I would buy her a drink before our session, and I said yes to see what she would order. Did you know a Red Bull costs R$20 at 65? I do.
Once again, there was no negotiation, and she took my cock out of her pussy and put it in her ass. I never asked for this.

Ashmouth Cavernous Pussy Girl:
Face- 8
Body- 7
Performance- 6
Attitude- 6
DFK, BBBJ, Covered Anal and covered regular sex.



Centaurus:
This was my favorite terma. I know it cost R$400 to get inside (includes entrance fee, and 40 minute session), but I like it because it has the highest concentration of beautiful garotas than any of the other termas I went to. The disco isn’t loud, the cabins are good, and the girls have a sexy attitude. They do still assign garotas at the entrance, but as advised on CH, tell her you want to take a shower before you go into the disco she will let go of your hand, and you are free.

Not to outgrow my pathetic weakness, I ended up going sharing a cabin with the first garota that talked to me. Luckily that girl was Heikel (spelling?). She is 20 years old and looks like Halle Berry when she smiles. I highly recommend her. I paid for 40 minutes, but she insisted that we stay in the cabin until I busted my second nut. So I got an hour session for the price of a 40 minute one. She had to lie to the management and tell them we fell asleep so she wouldn’t get in trouble. No anal though, but then again I never asked for it. She is thin, and has small tits, -she’s scheduled for a boob-job this month… and is really friendly.
Heikel:
Face- 9
Body- 8
Performance- 8
Attitude- 9
DFK, DATY, BBBJ, Covered regular sex.

Conclusion:
I am going back to Rio! Thanks to Don & Ken for the advice and service. Thanks Jaguar and PsychoPenis for a great time!!!! I hope to meet up again someday.

Outstanding!

First trip ever mongering? If so, very nice and classy.

The faux pepper spray had me laughing. Fortunately for you is it was not the start to a tragic, yet hilarious story.

For a ruined man your taking it well. LOL I still remember my first trip to a Rio Terma. It was 4X4 and it was a CH member that showed me the way.

RG.

Welcome to the club, and thanks for a good report. You're right, despite all the research you can do, your experience is made much better if you have some help from someone who knows the territory. That's the real value of our Club.

If you stay down here long enough, those little fuckers will bother you whether you have a girl with you or not.

I also carry pepper spray. It's actually the gel kind that shoots out 15 ft. I recommend it because it isn't affected by wind. It's like napalm, you can't get the shit off you. However, I have never come close to using it and I walk everywhere. I walked home alone from Luomo the other night at midnight and before someone starts telling me how dangerous that is, man, I passed a group of 14 yr old girls on Siqueria Campos. I wouldn't suggest a Sunday stroll with your earphones on, just keep up the pace head straight to Atlantica, then you are home free.

And yes, Sol is a freak.

FYI: It's actually more dangerous to use 2 condoms than just 1 condom.

When you use 2, the latex rubs together and makes them more likely to break.

Any one know where to buy the pepper spray in Rio? I hate checking bags but if I bring it with me from the states, I won't have a choice.

Thanks.