I was in cuba in November, 2002. checked into hotel Nationale, walked out to the taxi stand just off the property and hired an open aired 3 wheel vehicle for a tour of havana. w/in 5 min. a couple of chicas waived at me so we did a u turn and stopped for a chat. they jumped in, one on my lap, and off to a private home for diner. after diner straight to the casa one of them found by using a cell phone at diner. stayed all night, cost $100 a chica. no restrictions, one was 18 the other was 24. drop dead bueaties. next morning they called a taxi and i gave them the slip.

next day contacted a chica that i had established a connection with via internet from home before i left. one of these on line dating services. i paid to correspond with 5 girls but only one was real. actually i am surprised that any of the names were ligitimate. she was 18 and a bueaty (are there any ugly 18 yr olds, at least not ones with slim firm bodies). went to her home in havana and met her mother. stayed 30 minutes for the mama clearance, the cab waited for me. Mama said ok and the chica and i left and driver took us to a casa he knew about. great sex. she spoke very little english, so it was funny trying to communicate. Chica had some obligations and i was tired of trying to do sherades, so after i shot my wad the cab took her home and me back to Nationale.

walked up the street to the Hotel Libera. that's the ole hilton before fidel came to power. I was approached by a guy out of the blue who says he can find me the best chica's in cuba. no fee, just a tip if i like. we agreed upon a meeting later at 7:00 pm. at 7:00 pm got a call at hotel and went out and met him on the curb. we got a taxi and went a couple of blocks and two chicas got in car. one was 18 the other was 19. drop dead bueatiful. went to a side walk bar and had a drink. he arranged a casa and we left. turned out to be a bed room in a 4 room apartment where 5 people lived. they were all there watching tv and cramed into the place. no matter they took my $30 bucks and kept watching TV while me and the chicas did our thing in someone's bed. maybe it was baby bear's bed, no kidding felt like i was in the home of of the three bears. but it was no hassels, in fact one of the daughters of the house hit on me afterwards and if i had another round in the shooter i believe i could have had her. It was a fantastic experience. I felt like Tom Cruise or a rock singer with groopies. I gave the chicas and the guide a big thanks promised to meet them next day and went back to Nationale.

soon as they were gone, went across street to a sandwich stand and while i was having a snack before bed met another chica. drop dead bueatiful. talked for a bit, bought her a beer and a pack of cigaretts and we were off to her casa. shooter i hoped had had time to recharge. problem was, it was 2 am. we went to 4 places waking folks up trying to find a place to fuck. finally found one, we cuddled for a bit then she did a duck walk all over my dick while i just laid on my back. damn what a fuck. oh, yea, got head from every chica before sex to include this one. after sex we were waiting on taxi to come back by prearranged time and had a very interesting conversation about cuba and castro. she was very bright, but had no hope. it was sad.

she was the type girl you could take any where, had a little class, if you know what i mean. Castro runied her life with his communism crap. girl like that having to suck old men's dicks to live. hell i gave her an extra $100. i mean, why not, damn escort services want $3,000 a week end and they couldn't top this girl. besides from being bueatiful, she fucked and sucked like i was her soul mate, and afterwards she did a good job of explaining Cuba to me. bottom line, Castro has taken away their hope. and where there is no hope, there are no dreams, and that is sad. Castro may be a menance to the free world, but his greatest fault is what he has done to his own neighbors, family and friends. Cuba is a miserable place where folks like me can for a few bucks take away their remaining dignity by laying down a $100 and having any one of their most bueatiful young wemon suck my dick. I can't even imagine how i would feel knowing some stinking cuban was out in my living room planing to take my daughter to a slezy room and cram his dick down her throat because i could not afford to buy her a pair of stinking jeans. but i did not create the problem and if were not my dick it would be someone else's. just know, Castro is a bastard not to let the Cubans have a crack at freedom and the free market system. don't say, well the Cubans could get rid of him if they wanted to, count the number of revolutions in the history of the world. what happened in 1776 was damn special and any SOB who does not get a tear in his eye when they raise ole glory ought to get the hell out. freedom an't free, never has been and never will be.

any way, back to the sex. next day met a cab driver who asked me if i was interested in best chica in habana. i said, it would have to be really soomething special before i would give him a tip that i was doing fairly good on my own. he promised it would top anything so far, so that evening at the agreed time, got a call and met him out side at cab stand. now the other chicas were all keepers, but this one was a J Lo, knock down bueaty, stop a 100 car loaded train on a wide open down hill pull in its tracks to get a second look at this bueaty, and i mean i love white girls but this dark skin cuban was a cut above Jennifer Beal from flash dancer. dimples, body like a snake, sweet and so soft. We went to a disco,danced and had drink. i was intimated by this one, so damn bueatiful. all of my wealth just to see where she Craps, if you get my drift. love at first sight. I was planning on how to dump my ole lady and sumuggle this one home. if i were younger, i'm 53, and if the juices were still running full bore like when i was 23, i'd still be in cuba today, or at least that's how i felt at the time. in about an hour we were off to the casa. body was all anyone needed, she was so bueatiful, but sex with her was about the worst of all of them, but no matter i am a visual person. Its like my 911, not the most comfortable car, not the fastest car, but it damn sure is a eye catcher. This one's problem was she was obligated to the cabbie since he was kinda pimping her. the others were in love with me since i was the source of the money they wanted. This one knew if not me the cabbie would get her someone else so he was really the source of her money. She was in love with the cabbie and just gave me use of her body. any way, beineg a visual guy, i was happy so i made plans to see her next day before my plane left (sHort trip).

next day went to get her, had a different cabbie who was supposedly arranged by the first cabbie. this guy and the chica tried to screw me, not out of my cum, which would have been just fine, but out of my money. took me far out side of havana to a beach. we were supposed to be going to a casa for a quickie before plane left at 3 pm. now i figered i was had. wearing a gold rolex with couple grand in my pocket. i was a bit concerened. but i got lucky, got out of car and a cuban cop just happened to be there. walking the beach. there was a cheap food joint about 50 yds away. with the cop there and the cabbie not knowing i was spooked or wise to him and his obvious scheme, but I admit I'll never know for sure, i asked the chica to have a beer with me. cabbie saw cop and stopped being aggressive. before i had asked him to take me back to hotel as i was afraid i was going to miss my plane. it took us about an hour to get to this beach. cabbie had refused, kept saying no problem, he would get me to the airport on time and a casa was near by for the quickie. i was playing along, but i figured i was not only going to miss the plane but i was going to get rolled also. anyway, got over to the choke and puke. ordered two beers for me and chica, and gave the waiter a $20 tip. he was impressed. then i asked him to call me a taxi asap. chica spoke little english and missed my request to the waiter, but waiter understood. i only hoped the taxi would get there before cop left. cab arrived in 5 min. and i headed for it. to my surprise so did chica. i know she was in on the whole ploy. but i did not care only wanted to get gone. turned out the cabbie (new one) looked like a Japanese summo wrestler. i told him there was a $20 tip for him if he would get me back to the nationale asap. while he is completing his trip report, couple minutes, other cabbie runs over to the car and tries to get the new cabbie to let him have us back. fortuantly, the new cabbie would have none of that, he wanted the fare and the $20 tip and with the cop standing no more than 20yds away and with my new cabbie being 250 lbs if he were an ounce, the old cabbie lost his pigon, i.e. me. he was not giving up though. on the way back to Nationale, he tried 2 times to run us off the road. kept motioning for my driver to pull over, since no cop was around now. my cabbie just laughed and kept going. got to Natinale and first cabbie starts apologizing and asking if he can take me to the airport. i asked him, "man why did you try to screw me. what did i do for you to treat me like that". he kept smiling and asking me to let him take me to the airport. i told him sure meet me here at front door in an hour. chica was now very concerned and wanted to come in lobby to hold my hand. she wanted money and now realized the first cabbie was not going to roll me and she was not going to get to turn another $100 trick. i said sure, and she followed me through the front door into the enclosed hotel court yard. i knew she was in on it because when we went to pick her up in a virtual slum area of havana, the cabbie had insisted i stay in the car and he would go into the tenament and get her. he was gone a little to long, in fact, now i believe he must have balled her and made his plans to shake down this rich american who was leaving in a few hours. in any case, we went and sat out side and i told her i knew the other guy was up to no good that she must have known what was going down, asked her why she had treated me as she did, i had given her $150 bucks the night before and treated her like a lady. she understood even though neither of us spoke the other's language very well. i pulled out my roll, and let her see About $2,000 US while i counted out 2 $10 bills and gave her. I mean that 2 grand looked like 200 grand because there were a lot of small bils. her eyes almost came out of her head. i told her i had wanted to get her a visa for Nassau so we could meet again. i tolf her i knew a abagodo (cuban lawyer) who could get the bahamian visa. she nodded her head and understood but she never took her eyes off the money in my hand. I just held it there to up set her. i told her it was too bad, that i was a good person, had treated her kindly and had been fair. That I deserved better from her. she was visibibly upset. i told her now i could not see her again and walked her to the door. her co conspiritor was waiting but since he was not an authorized cabbie for Nationale, they made him move as she was getting bac in the cab. my bags were packed and at the bell man station. as soon as the cab cleared the property, i went out and got an authorized cab of the hotel with tinted windows and we were off to the airport.

lessons learned. leave the damn watch at home. nobody knew how much money i had but i am sure they were planning on a few hundred. had they gotten the watch and my $2,000 they would still be celebrating.

don't let the cabbie get a chica for you. you need your transportation committed to you and not working with the chica

realize this is a dangerous game we are playing, these folks are sucking strange dicks for a living, you got to know they are desperate, i mean would you suck a 53 yr fat woman's stinking pussy for $100? So, be careful out there, these folks are not your Cathy Lee Giffords, they are really desparate. But the other chicas were so honest and friendly real Cathy Lee types, i had gotten a false sense of security. Plus if you are going to get naked and treat these chicas like human beings, you have to be a little vunerable. Other wise i guess you just beat the shit out of them as you are coming in their ass. not my style, i like a little intimancy with my sex and w/o it i don't really care for it. But i suppose only one out of 6 was bad but it almost cost me $15,000 for the rolex and 2,000 in cash and maybe a little skin off my ass.

what was i going to do if they rolled me, complain to Castro "hey fidel, your chica and her pimp ripped me off while i was in your country fucking your young barely legal girls". believe me, as a retired COL and member of the BAR, i would have left Cuba with my life and been damn happy that all they took me for was a watch and a few bucks. get your ass thrown in a cuban jail and $17,000 an't going to be the half of it.

Pure bullshit

$15,000 Rolex, must be a presidential,
Anyway, why flash in a 3rd world country. I wear my NIKE running clothes and I get looks like I am getting out of a Bentley at the Bellagio.

Good story for us to beware, paste some photos here, dont leave us hanging.
I never play rich guy, I can have $3,000 in $10-$20 but I claim I only have $100 for the whole week. Just be nice with them and say you will split the $100 for a whole day of action or two.

CN

Nothing for nothing but why flash all that dough in front of a girl? It serves no good purpose other than the fact of her telling her "amigos" that you have all that cash on you.

I often times travel with a ton of cash but I never flaunt it in front of a chicas face. And the places I go aren't nearly as seedy as Cuba. One trip I accidentally forgot to take off my Rolex and I was wearing it in Buenos Aires but never did I at any time feel threatened. But again, BA is NO Cuba.

Also, I believe in paying what you deem to be fair but paying $100 US in Cuba sounds absurd. Again, by paying that much money you are signaling to the people there that you got tons of money and might potentially be a good 'target' to rob or scam. I've NEVER been to Cuba yet but plan on going in February. I read the great posts from guys like Dongringo. I'll follow their advice.

Not sure if your report is real or not but if so and you go back to Cuba...I'm sure you'll do things a little differently.

*** Also, for other hombres that have expensive jewelry. It makes sense to 'schedule' your jewelry. It is not that much and it will cover it no matter what happens to it. Even if you droped it in a toilet or left it somewhere. No deductable and they will pay you immediately. Something to think about....

Hey Lawman I believe you.
my last trip to cuba i was supposed to hang out with Dongringo and the Sandman instead I got sidetracked and hung with Fidel and his cronies.
We had a great time and invited Adrianna back to the mansion. After telling him that I have been stuck in San Diego for 3 years and had to consume west coast Italian food and the horrific chinese food he imported North end sausages and food from Chinatown.

He is a nice guy after hanging with the man I ran into Elian Gonzolez and we made a few rafts together and rapped about how we both wanted to fuck his aunt in the ass.

I never hooked up with Dongringo or Sandman but then again you can't have it all

good luck
Milkman

Lechero:

Be careful! Last time I hung out with Fidel (in Rio, he was slumming), he tried to swipe my $20,000 Titanium Rolex while we were DP'ing Mayara. Fortunately I was able tie a knot in his beard and hop into my 911 Carrera to make my get away. You really gotta watch out with that Fidel, he's a slippery one. It's guys like that who really make me appreciate Ol' Glory when I get back to the good ol' USA (after U.S. Customs and INS are done cavity-searching me, that is).

BS

Milk,

That was some funny shit. I had to wipe soda off my monitor.

Batster

Ha ha ha ha ha hee hee.

Thats the spirit.

Lawman20, I thoroughly enjoyed your trip report, which was obviously true. I for one would not accuse you of posting moose shit. Next time please describe any condom you may have used, as well as the soap you used to wash up, as well as any Cohibas you smoked as these details will add credibility to your posts and your reputation. And you may want to run the report past a lit crit major, or perhaps a cub scout, for proof reading.

p.s. Have you thought about sending this to Penthouse Forum?

Bull_Seed_Winkle

Milkster

Next time you hang with Fidel can you check for my gold Rolex . . .I dropped it down his toilet while two chicas were jumping up and down on my pinga as I was practicing my spanish by counting up my $5000 stash - - uno, dos, tres - - and trying to figure out how to slip the Coco taxi driver hiding under my bed . . .

I'm not sure which I enjoyed more, the initial load of bullshit or all the little turds everyone else tacked on. LOL

Lawman,

You need to go to Thailand with that Rolex where they will flash their $29.95 knock-offs in your face or to Cambodia where $50 will get you five to ten girls in one day (if your libido can handle it).

Don't like Asians? Santiago and Panama City girls love $100 dollar bills. Cubanas rarely see them so you have done all of us a great favor by introducing them.

Milky, I found it obviously. Liked your post BTW.

Milkman has a very strange and funny mind.

He reminds me of a butterfly who randomly flys from flower to flower and no one knows where he will next land.

Interesting report; mainly because I find it so offensive that you are all wrapped up in your "wealth" and insist on unnecessary gratuitous verbal displays of your "generosity" and "affluence."

BTW, beauty is not spelled B*U*E*T*Y.

MachoPanzon

Lawman20: what bar are you a member of? Bar Idem?

This guy is such an easy target it is unsportsmanlike to flame him, um, oh, well, I forgot, actually he is a COL and a member of the
BAR

"BTW, beauty is not spelled B*U*E*T*Y."

Given that she was a J Lo lookalike maybe he was trying to spell BOOTY!

Lawman20 aka Phil Henry