My friend just turned 45 and celebrated with a party in Medellin. This is the same character that had a sordid orgy in Rio for his 40th birthday. Against my better judgement, I went with him this time. Call it morbid curiousity, but I had to know what the women of Medellin were like.

Thank you for reading my report. Here’s a link to a video of our trip that you can download now - so it will be ready to view when you are done reading:

http://rapidshare.com/files/170997381/feliznavidaddyfull25.wmv

I heard that Colombia is dangerous for gringos, so I made sure my friends and loved ones knew where I was staying, and had ransom money available (just in case).

My friend made plans for us to stay in Medellin at the home of this guy named ‘Hemp’. With a name like that, I imagined a lecherous and sinister man, deeply rooted in the dark underbelly of Colombian subculture – and I was right. He is definitely the type of man from which you should hide your daughters.

When we arrived at Hemp’s beautiful penthouse apartment, there was a therapeutic massage scheduled for us with a very nice masseuse named ‘Olga’. When Olga learned it was my friend's birthday she gave him her very best attention. I don’t know what they were doing in there for three hours but several times we heard BOTH of them moaning?? We don’t have masseuses like her where I come from!

My friend thought it would be neat to have Olga pose in this Christmas outfit – so here is her picture.

Photo: Olga 01

My friend confided to me that even though he was 45, he still wanted to have the sexual energy of a much younger man, so he’d been investigating some new ‘male supplements’. Specifically, he had been wearing a patch from www.prostaderm.com which he said was making him ‘feel’ years younger.

This sick bastard said he couldn’t WAIT to meet some young chicas to see how it was working. As luck would have it, we invited many lovely chicas over and my friend said during the trip he could pull the trigger 4-5 times per day every day - for the entire week we were there! I think the fact that he is a pervert might help too...

Here are just some of the chicas that came over:

Photos: BTG 02 03 04

Photos: Feliz Navidad 05 06 07 08 09 10

One night a nice man by the name of Cubanut came over and said he wanted to take us out to see Mayor Ista. I’m not sure where the Mayor was, but I really enjoyed getting to know the ambassadors of Ista. For less than the cost of two movie tickets and a bag of popcorn, these friendly Ista’s would take perform unspeakable acts of kindness!

Another friendly fellow by the name of JimmyDR was good enough to share his insights into how to meet locals, and not spend too much in the process. That night I took to the streets in search of some locals, and to my surprise, three locals volunteered to get in a cab and follow me to a nearby love motel. We had tons of naughty fun, and when it was finished those girls only wanted ten dollars each!

Sometimes after a chica was with us, she would call the next day and offer to bring over some of her other friends. We had so many such offers that we started saying “ok – but I can only pay you all only half what you made yesterday; and all of you have to fuck all of us”. My friend said he likes cheap tail

Photos: Feliz Navidad 11 12 13

There’s so much more I could say about Medellin. Perhaps another time. Thank you again for reading my trip report, and watching the little video too.

With any luck, I won't have to travel with my friend again for another 5 years until he turns 50, which is for the best. He and many of you are a bad influence on me.

luv your pics....wow!

Ahh santa's little helpers I just downloaded the movie, NICE!!

RG.

Wow friggin fanstastic! Too bad Medellin is so far far away from me.... I love the great racks and bodies on your selections. Thanks for sharing.

Nice shots. good job.

Nice chicks

And nice pics!

I like the shower pic as it conveys the excitement of that moment.

Thanks for taking the time and trouble to not only share the pics, but the video, well done

[The squirter was an added bonus!]

Merry, ho-ho, fucking Christmas......CFK

Playboy it was nice to meet you. Please come back and visit again sometime in the year 2012 please! Guys there was more girls during that week coming and going than you can imagine. Hey Cubanut glad you could stop by also. I am still trying to get some rest after that week. - Thanks Hemp

Oh yeah Playboy one more thing after the week you and your friend stayed here my Maid is no longer with me. She slipped on the condoms you left on the floor and broke her hip. There are you happy now? Hemp

Playboy, Thanks for posting the pics. Even though there are plenty of nudes, I am intrigued by the quartet of clothed chicas at the table. The 2nd from the left and the one on the far right especially. Do you have any more shots of them? Sexy poses preferably?

Topfog,

apparently we have the SAME tastes


CFK

Chica second from left name: Monica (very HOT) - far right: Johanna (newbie to prepagos - timid, sweet and cute) - Frequent visitors to Hemp's Pad - Ok CFK go to it:

Hemp,

you really know how to get to me

The one on the far right looks like an ex girl I dated [and sold a corvette to, which later I still had driving rights/priveleges]

I liked the light in the hot tube...nice touch.
CFK

Fantastic video report!

Great editing and thank you you for not including any little hempies.

Mr. Playboy,

As a fan of your exploits in Brazil, I must say that this is a nice addition to your corpus of contributions. Did "your friend" offer a bonus this time to the first girl to get him off? I believe Tatiana won the award 5 years ago. If so, who was the winner?

Excellent photos and video. My favorite chica is in the one in photos #5, 6 and 7 from the top. She is hot and sexy.

Great photos and penthouse...we rented that same pad in Castropol last year.

Great photos and penthouse...we rented that same pad in Castropol last year.

Thank you again for your gracious hospitality Hemp. It's always a pleasure to see ya. Five years ago it was Rio, now it's Medellin. Where's it gonna be five years from now?

Bwana,

"As a fan of your exploits in Brazil, I must say that this is a nice addition to your corpus of contributions. Did "your friend" offer a bonus this time to the first girl to get him off? I believe Tatiana won the award 5 years ago. If so, who was the winner?"

Seeing eight brazilian girls competing to make the birthday boy spew was quite the sight. Unfortunately we forgot to try this again this time. Perhaps five years from now we'll try it during his 50th birthday - assuming he can still get it up by then lol

And Hemp, I'm really sorry about your maid falling & breaking her hip on all the condoms around my bed. What with her laid up and all, perhaps now I'll stand a better chance of cornering her and fulfilling that fantasy of mine.

(Message edited by Playboy on December 08, 2008)

You are killing me! What a great video and photos. You certainly had a great visit. I have not been in MDE since July. I need to get back NOW! Thanks again.

Playboy,

Good to see you again.

Damn, I wish I had known it was your birthday! You know i would have planned something for ya.

As it was, I didn't get to see too much of you because you were always surrounded by chicas!

Sandman absolutely correct. Playboy only came out of his room to get another beer. How can a guy live only on beer, supplements and cialis? He even wanted to fuck the maid! And would you believe even when he took a break and we sat around the Terrace he had a Chica rub lotion on his member to get it going again! Playboy is definitely a degenerate. - Hemp

-Playboy is definitely a degenerate. - Hemp

We've known that for years......LOL

awesome video and report!!!!!

Dudes that Vid is MYTHIC.
Gotta love Cloudia.
Stratone

"Playboy, Thanks for posting the pics. Even though there are plenty of nudes, I am intrigued by the quartet of clothed chicas at the table. The 2nd from the left and the one on the far right especially. Do you have any more shots of them? Sexy poses preferably?"

Topfotog,
I didn't make it my goal to photograph every chica I was with so I don't have any photos of the chicas you mention. That appears to be protocol for most of the perverts on the site. Five years from now when I attend my friend's 50th, I will try to do better.

I do have this other picture of the redhead however. There's just something about her that I liked - not sure what - I can't seem to put my finger on it.

and I don't recall ever seeing this style hairdo while in brazil

Playboy I knew you were a pervert and went thru about 20+ chicas in the week you stayed at my apartment but after seeing above photos I did not realize you were a Doctor also? - did you examine all of them this way? - Hemp

Boy that's going to be a funny looking photo, once hombre breaks out the black box. LOL

I wish the Colombianas would wax their cuzinhos the way the brasileiras do. There's something about sticking one's dick in a hairy cu that's off-putting.

Think Mighty Mitchee might have a problem doin that?

For Mitchee, the messier the better, if I recall correctly.

Man, those pics disappeared quickly. You are a bad, bad boy, Dongringo!

No no no no no. Clean only.

Nice, Playboy is my kind of degenerate.

Methinks Mitch protests too much

He's rumored to have been in more messy foxholes than the 9th Infantry Unit

(Message edited by playboy on December 11, 2008)

Didn't Christopher Colombus spend his entire life searching for this?

He was looking for a black box?

Bwana,
You are such a goof, that is the "Black Box of Youth".

Playboy,
I believe it was Ponce de Leon that was on that quest.
CG

(Message edited by CortoGringo on December 11, 2008)

Cortogringo - thank you very much. Finally a guy that knows what he is talking about. - Hemp

Ahhhh! The Black Box of Youth! What it reveals is interesting. What it conceals is life-giving! Forgive me for being so dense.

Dont understand the inside joke conversations between Brazilian mongers on this thread but what I really want to know is how you met those three hotties in the shower. Nice job with the photos.

black box of life? sounds like my jamaican graduate student (sorta gf) that has made the
grueling stateside days just a bit easier to endure between trips to the "deep south".

yeaaaaaaaayuuuuuuaahhhhh!!!!

Blazers

All the extra photos I posted today got pulled down and I even put some black boxes on 'em?? I for one will be DELIGHTED when Bush & Asscroft are gone so Hombre can relax his photo policies.

The redhead is named Marcella, and she brought over the other two. I have her cellphone number; u can PM me for it.

Blissman's got him some brown sugah? What a charming couple THEY must look like;

think "Aunt Jemimah meets Colonel Saunders"

Don Gringo
In the interest of accuracy, think
"Tyra Banks meets Ted Kennedy".

Have a nice day. Asshole.

(Message edited by blissman on December 11, 2008)

(Message edited by blissman on December 11, 2008)

LOL, Playboy! Ashcroft has been gone for years! In fact, his successor (Gonzalez) is also gone. But the Putz-in-Chief still remains.

Blissman-

Isn't Ted Kennedy like, ummm, dead? Or nearly so? Maybe another choice would be better.

I think the actual comparison is closer to "Tyra Banks meets Colonel Sanders"
In any case she's finger licking good

CFK

Is that Hemps place in the video? I wanna be Hemps friend

Latinalover yep my place! You will always be my friend - now CFK I am not so sure as he likes blondes and I don't like to share those???? - Hemp

Well your safe with me, the x wife is blonde. Joyce in MC is the only blonde I like. Now the morena squirter in the video is my style I'll buy the Tequila! Don't tell CFK I'm coming down.

I'm just sitting here reading all this like a fuckin fly on the wall!

I'm trying to decide what to put down in printoh yea, FUCK YOU BOTH!

CFK [Please tell Monica & Johanna Merry Xmas!]

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on December 12, 2008)

I just called Monica & Johanna and gave them your best wishes for Xmas. They were so excited! I suggested they come over and we write out their Christmas wish list (in the hot tub of course) they would like from you. Guess what they are on their way! We will be working on their "desires" tonight (and mine too)! Thanks CFK I'll send you the list later with Pay Pal payment information. - Hemp

Bwana:
"Isn't Ted Kennedy like, ummm, dead? Or nearly so? Maybe another choice would be better."

Yeah, another choice would be better. Ted is not dead yet and neither am I. I just have that special "look". Sadly enough, I did not "choose" the Teddy look but it is more accurate than the colonel comparison. The colonel has been dead for a couple of decades and, yesterday, he looked perfectly dreadful.

I looked a bit more ted-like last summer when I was floating around looking like I waiting to have "Goodyear" painted on my sides. Now, thirtysomething pounds lighter, I am sporting a somewhat sleeker "barely alive" look.

Remember though, it is not how you look...hmmmm....uhh...well shit! Perhaps it IS how you look. Damn.

Anyway, thanks for your support. Whatever the hell that means.

Copperfieldkid: I think the actual comparison is closer to "Tyra Banks meets Colonel Sanders"
In any case she's finger licking good.

And if I catch you skulking around the neighborhood licking your fingers things are going to get ugly real quick!

CFK: I'm just sitting here reading all this like a fuckin fly on the wall!

If you do not get off your ass and take a trip soon, "a fucking fly on the wall" is gonna be your new nickname.

(scene fades to black, Peter Tosh soundtrack replaces the light)

CFK: take a trip already. What are you under house arrest or something? Don't worry about your investments, you won't live that long (according to your stupid longevity test) The malls in Rio want to know when your coming back.

Sorry Latinalover the Chicas in Medellin are waiting for CFK. I am getting a lot of free pussy because I said I would fix them up with him. Apartments - Shopping - Etc. I'm going to work this for all it's worth. His name came up last night in the Hob Tub many times amongst other things. Take your time making the decision CFK as I'm working your arrival big time! - Gracias Hemp

Hemp,

please stay out of that fucking hot tub! Just thinking about you with Monica & Johanna makes me envious. I would much rather be counting my own good fortunes instead of yours.
I suspect you're having even more good times than you admit ......the laws of life, now you have inevitably caused me concern. You know shopping is the tie that binds!

CFK

Hemp,
Having CFK over to the ponderosa is like buying commodities, you play with the idea for 3 months, but don't ever take delivery.

CFK just for you I am staying out of the Hot Tub (until Monday anyway). Last night with Monica & Johanna (and another one I didn't even know that showed up) some condoms went down the drain and clogged it. No plumber till Monday. There are you happy now? I am going to PM you my Pal Pay info for the girls Xmas presents OK? There list is huge $$

Latinalover - well put! I know! I know!

Hemp

Good g(G)od, Hemp and lil hempy splashing around with paisa cuties in a bubbling orgasm stew...and he wants to invite CFK into the cauldron?

Sorry, just a bit jealous, that's all....(wanders away mumbling)

I think this is a great idea to throw photos and video up on rapidshare that you normally could not enjoy on clubhombre.;)

All I can say is "WOW!" Loved your vid man. Thanks for the posting.

Dude ... that video is like Hall of Fame material

This is art in the classical sense.

Excelente!!!

I'm going to Columbia, will be in Medillin from Dec 29 to Jan 5

(Message edited by TravlingWilbury on December 17, 2008)

TW, sorry man but I have to give you a heads up on the spelling of Col-O-mbia not Col-U-mbia, some Colombians are sensitive about it.
Have fun, I'm right behind you

The Feliz Navidad video is genius. I have been to Brasil - now I have to go to Colombia post haste - YOU BASTARDS

Playboy,
What an outstanding review! I'm off to DR in 29 days, but after seeing the beauties of Colombia, I am most definetly going to have to take a look.
The video is one of the best I have ever seen.

wow

Thank you for the compliments. It's an honor to still be able to openly share this hobby after 8 years of Bushit.

I almost forgot to mention two more things.

First, if anyone needs a guide while in Medellin, consider using Fernando. Hands down one of the nicest guys u will ever meet. Speaks virtually no english but he knows what you want. fernandothedriver@yahoo.com

And here's a couple pics of what 10 bucks can still buy down there. Is it worth it? You decide...

Photos: Ten Buck Chica 14 15

And as a gift to all who have asked? Here's some contact info for the redhead... who can set you up with the stunning latina y'all are drooling over. Now - if you ask me? It would be polite for y'all to do the redhead too - she did after all introduce me to the latina hottie, and the redhead's the best attitude/performance of the three...

Ok - with that said here's her contact info:
317 309 9659 :celular
seximarce2008@hotmail.com

and here's a pic she gave me...

Is the squirter from the video the one on the left in the pic 11 of the 4 chicas? I'd definitely like to get with her - please PM or post on contact info, thanks.

Marcella was great I had her in february, She sent me the same picture, Might see her again in June, sh eis the only Mansion girl I really enjoyed.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Marcella is absolutely great. Absolutely. Great.

As a side note: I had her 3 times in March and once asked her to bring a friend. She arranged for Cubanut's "girl next door" (Paola) to come as a third.

Of course, fate had other plans and totally screwed up the would-be threesome meeting - it never happened. The three times I had 'lil Marci over were terrific. Her email is 4 posts up... hook it up fellas!!!

Video's now reuploaded to a better hosting site, since the above links no longer work.

Feliz Navidad

http://www.pornhost.com/4952457979/

Year and a half old thread but i'm still admiring the picks. You scored some total hotties.

I always say why in the hell would someone travel far and beyond to be with a ugly ducklings. I can get ugly for free in the US.

You totally get it! Good job

Thanks for all who voted for this report.

My friend's 50th is just 18 months away, and he keeps getting a far off look in his eye whenever we ask where he wants to go.

No doubt it will be somewhere that women are plentiful and amazing!

Playboy

Best Report of 2008 - but the credit goes to the Host of this Trip, none other than Senor Hemp.

Hempy was one helluva guy. Quick with a joke, and to light up a smoke, and always there if ya needed him. You're missed Hempy.

There's $40 bucks for winning the annual gig, and since this video was shot at his place http://www.pornhost.com/4952457979/, I'd like to offer the prize to whomever suggests the best way to spend it in Hemp's honor!

No rules - how would YOU blow 2 Jacksons in the name of all things Hemp???

I'd send it to his girlfriend, Adriana. She stuck with him through thick and thin.

The other option is to buy $40 worth of Kraft Mac and Cheese and donate it to your local food bank.

Playboy,

Congrats on winning Best Report of 2008. It was both humorous and informative.

Re: the prize in Hemp's honor...

In the following order:

(1)Send me the $40, it will barely cover all I took him when he lived in Rio.
(2)Buy $40 worth of Kraft Mac and Cheese and donate it to a local food bank. This would benefit the most people, and I know would provide him a good laugh if he were around.

CFK

I brought Hemp Mac and Cheese a couple of times when he was living in Rio.

What I remember most fondly about him was his good heart. He didn't worry about being ripped off, or whether or not other guys were getting ripped off. If someone did a good thing for someone else, for whatever reason, he blessed the deed as good and didn't worry about it.

CFK thanks for the good words. I prolly took Hemp as much Mac & Cheese as the next guy, until he discovered I could bring frozen 'White Castle Burgers' to him in Medellin. Imagine cleaning out the entire freezer at the local grocery at 10:30 pm the evening before your trip, then keeping the burgers in a cooler and on ice until arriving at the airport, then loading them into a full-sized checked bag to fly to MDE??

But you never seen anyone happier than when he was eatin a Castle Burger. If he was just a little prettier, he could be their spokesperson!

Playboy,

WOW - that's a true friend. You certainly went above and beyond.
If he was just a little prettier, he could be their spokesperson!.......

Maybe a lot prettier...

Talking about your favorite White Castle burgers is another was of showing you are really really really old.

Even if they taste really really really good, I am not sure that I would tell many people.

MM

Bumpin this in honor of Hemp. A truly good guy who is sorely missed around here.

He said this video always made him smile, so here it is:
http://www.pornhost.com/4952457979/

Thanks, Playboy. Brought back fond memories of Hemp and his pad in MDE. And the squirter was the one that totally soaked my bed at the Mansion!

Now doesn't watching that make you want to hit the road again?

The girl in this porno looks way too much like the girl in this report. Am I imagining things, or could they be the same girl?

http://video-one.com/video/75d2b5bbf90320da4395a434ef13d717.html?fid=Teen%20anal

scroll to the top of the report and look at these pics
Photos: BTG 02 03 04

and she really looks the same in the video from the report
http://www.pornhost.com/4952457979/