INTRODUCTION

This was a mini trip to Budapest, Hungary undertaken just prior to the Christmas Holidays. It was the first trip anywhere in the world during which I have done some mongering on a limited basis because my personal circumstances allowed for a limited time only. In total I have seen 4 ladies only but was satisfied overall and will engage in similar trips in the near future as my circumstances permit me to do so.

HOW TO GET TO HUNGARY

From North America there are no more direct flights to Hungary as the Official Hungarian airline MALEV no longer offers direct trips to Budapest (the capital city).
So if you live in North America you will have to exchange flights in Europe. One way is to fly to London and then buy a cheap no frills ticket to Budapest (about 2 hours and 15 minute flight and 15 minutes more on return). From London to Budapest you can fly www.wizzair.com or can try www.malev.com (book early for cheap flights). You can also fly to Amsterdam, Frankfurt etc. and get from there to Budapest. Of course if you live in Europe then you can fly very cheaply into Hungary. Obviously you can buy a ticket with Air Canada, Lufthansa, KLM or many American airlines all the way with an exchange in a European city. From the airport take an official taxi to your hotel, they have fixed prices because in the past it was very chaotic and taxis overcharged tourists.

ENGLISH USAGE IN HUNGARY

In Budapest most signs will be displayed in Hungarian and unless you know the language (like I do) it will be difficult for you to understand it. The younger generation (30 and below) understands English and many speak it well, however, the older generation (50 and above, no offense to anyone) do not speak English at all. In addition most transport employees and people employed in stores do not speak or understand English. This was not a problem for me as I speak Hungarian fluently but it might be for you and it is something to be considered. Also only some girls spoke English so you might have a limited choice mostly concentrated in the downtown sectors of Budapest (sector XIII (13) – very popular now (sectors is called Kerulet in Hungarian), sectors II (2), III (3) and XIV (14) ).

TRANSPORTATION in Budapest, HUNGARY

The local transport is called BKV and includes the underground (called Metro), buses and streetcars (villamos in Hungarian). Tickets are tricky and sold in packs of 5 and 10. Every time you change subway lines (say from M2 to M3) you have to validate a new ticket and same goes for the bus, streetcars etc., new bus you have to put your ticket in a mounted box and punch holes in it. So unless you want to travel by a taxi, I recommend a Day Pass, which you do not have to validate (approx. 15 Canadian $). Tickets and passes are sold at machines (but you need money coins) or little kiosks with BKV on it at the entrance of the subway. Enforcement is strict and a penalty is 40 Euros I think so you are best to buy a Day Pass (Napi ticket) or travel by taxi.

PHONES IN Budapest (current as of December 2008 and subject to change)

Many websites display the girls’ phone numbers starting with 36. Now that is Hungary’s code and if you are in Budapest you do NOT have to dial 36. However, what you have to know is that girls usually have cellular phones. All cellular numbers in Hungary start with 06 without exception (as well as all long distance numbers within the country).

So a girl’s number will be 06 + 9 digits if you are inside Budapest. Basically all cellular numbers are 11 digits starting with 06 inside Hungary. It is not always listed as such in ads but this is what you have to dial to get in touch with the girls.

If you are outside Hungary then you omit the 06 and instead dial, say from North America: 011–36 + 9 digits (no 06 after the 36 country code).

It is also worth mentioning that I have purchased a GSM card from a newspaper stand (about $20 Canadian) and it did not work with my iPhone. Contacted TMobile to activate it and they could not. So instead I have used public phone cards (with chips) purchased at newsstands for 800 Forints (less than $6 Canadian). However, it was very difficult to find a public phone and the money was going fast when talking to a cellular number. I had to call all girls twice, once to make the appointment and once when I got there for the buzzer. I would recommend buying a used phone (look inside metro stations) and topping it up on the Internet or buy prepaid cards or if you must buy an 1800 Forints public phone card. One evening I was stranded with no phone card and nothing open to buy one. In total I used up three 800 Forints cards for a total of 4 girls and I talked to them only briefly and in Hungarian (did not even asked prices because they are listed on the website, only when I got there in person – not a good idea but it worked out for the most part).

PRICES FOR GIRLS

The word escort is usually used in Budapest to mean that the girl will come to your hotel or accompany you wherever you want her to. Nevertheless I will call them escort girls even though I went to them for an incall.

Escort girls
- The base price is usually 8000 – 10000 Forints for half hour or 12000 to 150000 Forints (150 Forints being $1 Canadian with about 20 % premium for American dollars). The base includes oral (she performs on you only) and intercourse. Everything else is extra: kiss (3000 Forints), oral without condom (5000 Forints), 69 (3000 Forints), anal (3-5000 Forints). So you can see that it adds up if you take an hour: 15000 Forints and add a couple of extras it easily could become 25000, which is about $170 Canadian.

Massage girls
- girls who advertise as massage also do full service (most of them anyways), my last girl was advertised as massage with half hour being 6000 Forints and 1 hour 9000 Forints (about $60 Canadian). On top of this was oral 3000 Forints, 69 (6000 Forints double the market price for this provider) and intercourse (6000 Forints). I only picked oral (but not 69) and bodyslide and ended up extending it to 3 hours for a total of 30000 Forints ($200 Canadian, stiff but it was worth it as the chemistry was there).

Strip Clubs

- I did not partake as I red bad things about strip clubs in Budapest, mainly that girls will sit down and order very expensive drinks and after 1 hour you racked up say 300 – 600 Euros for drinks only, not worth it in my opinion. They also have adequate security to make sure you end up paying or else… Rip-off operations run by mafia guys mainly. Now apparently there are 1-2 clubs that are mostly clean but I did not wanted to venture out and look for them. My massage girl (the last one I saw) was working as a stripper before for 5 years and she confirmed this but added that strippers are available for take out for 25000 Forints per hour. With taxi and hotel it could easily get to 40000 Forints (about $270 Canadian for 1 hour), not worth it in my opinion.

PICTURES

I did not take pictures as this was my first mongering trip (but only had limited time) and because the girls I have visited all have online pictures. On the pictures or on the page for the ad it says “Fotogarancia” (meaning photo guarantee in a stamp or text format) and I only selected girls that had this feature. Pictures were genuine, however, tattoos were airbrushed and girls had heavy make up in the photos, and are featured in high heels (which none had when I asked) so occasionally they looked better on the pictures than in real life.

WHEN SHOULD YOU GO

I went just before the holiday period when there are very few tourists and some girls leave the capital as they go back to their respective cities. I would recommend going in late September or early October when the main tourist season is over but the weather is still OK.

REVIEWS

Zsofi – looked younger than stated (maybe 19-20). I did not state the time that I wanted to stay because I wanted to see the girl first and because I limited the conversations on the phone because of the phone card so she could only offer a half hour stay. Base price was 8000 Forints and she offered 69 and oral without condom. I ended up with 69 (covered oral, my choice) on top of base, for which she quoted 3000 extra but somehow the total bill ended up to be 13000 Forints (instead of 11 and I let it go). She was young and eager to please and the deed was done within half an hour with a shower before and after.

Link: http://www.fotogarancia.hu/?page=szexpartner&szexpartnerID=486

Repeat: No, she seemed a bit immature and I felt slightly rushed although that was not really her fault, plus I did not like her face either. Not much sensuality either.

Location: fairly good, very close to M3 Metro “Arpad Hid”.

Tiffany – age around 24, her ad disappeared as she finished working and is taking a short holiday break but you can get an idea of how she looks like form a review link posted below (it is actually an English review not written by me). I ended up staying for 1.5 hours to be able to get 2 shots on goal but I still ended up with 1 shot only (my choice). Again the base price was 12000 with 69 being 3000 (covered oral), in total I paid 25000 for 1.5 hours. We clicked well and she is good at what she does. She also can carry a conversation and knows some English. It was her last day at that location and she packed up everything already so no high heels.

Link: http://www.szexmost.hu/beszamolok.php?idje=2675 (I found the review a bit over the top)

Repeat: yes on future trips, she was fun and engaging.

Location: 5 min walk from the subway but she is changing locations. Staircase had a half floor so the 1st floor was the second I fact, had to go down and buzz again.

Rita – she was the oldest provider that I have visited, about 26 years old. Again could only stay for 30 minutes as she was booked after me and they all seemed to keep appointments well. I paid 10000 Forints (base + 69, covered oral). She seemed to be distant at first but warmed up as the session progressed and switched on the full lights eventually as I have requested at the beginning of the session. She is apparently working for 3 years now and is fairly experienced.

Link: http://www.csucscsajok.com/index.php?old=kepet_nez&refpage=fenykepes_lista&hirdetoazonosito=1fnv2kfvfh26e7i3xr#

Repeat: Maybe, did not have much connection at first but eventually warmed up and finished the job well.

Location: well off the Metro line (had to take a streetcar and asked locals about directions after dark, was hard to find and staircase was pitch dark as automatic motion detector was not working but feel free to go in the daytime).


Massage girl: - I connected well with her and ended up staying for 3 hours. I wanted to visit other girls that day but got lazy and instead stayed with her for an extended period. I got a very nice body slide and oral with condom (my choice), which cost me 30000 ($200 Canadian) for 3 hours. I also got her email address and personal cell and was invited to see her on future trips. She is 24 years old and was a stripper for 5 years so she had a very nice stripper body, which I love.

Repeat: Yes on future trips.

Overall: I was satisfied with my trip despite the limited time availability and the fact that I missed several other girls whom I planned to see. I made some mistakes (not asking for 1 hour ahead but did not want to be boxed in, in case I did not like the girl). Overall Hungarian girls take care of themselves; at least escorts do and are generally speaking very sweet. Of course t helped that I have conversed with them on their mother tongue.

Below I am posting some links that could be helpful, always look for “Fotogarancia” stamp or text (photo guarantee); several sites have English versions if not for the reviews:

www.szexmost.hu (has reviews mainly in Hungarian)
http://www.szexmost.hu/banner.php (link to many other sites)
www.redzone.hu
www.beszamolok.hu (review site with pictures)
www.rosszlanyok.hu
www.csucscsajok.com
www.fotogarancia.hu (not every girl has a photo guarantee, look for it even though the site’s name is translated as photo guarantee, same as all other sites)
www.piroslampa.net

Thanks for the excellent report.

great report man. thanks for the details.

A destination that is under reported but always interested me because of all the euro porn that I had been watching. Thanks for your T.R. including the basic info to getting around etc. I am guessing that you went back to visit family? Can you recommend any inexpensive hotels.

Can you also provide a link to where you found the massage girl?

(Message edited by topfotog on December 27, 2008)

Thanks for this update on an underreported spot. I must admit, though, that I hate "menu sex." This is the shit you see in Nevada, and is equated in my mind with pretty mechanical sex.

Appreciate your willingness to get this information out to us.

The "menu sex" thing reminded me of K5 (if that is the correct name of the place) in Prague. Kind of ruins the mood when they explain that DFKing costs this much more, oral without condom this much more, and so forth. So much for any illusions this is anything more than a pure business transaction.

but they are so hot.

Topfotog, the massage girl's info seemed to be removed from www.masszazsinfo.hu If I see it again I will post it, some girls take a break in this period. You were right in that I have visited a friend and stayed at his place. Never stayed in a hotel in Budapest so I cannot recommend one but try searching "Budapest panzio" (without quotation marks) on www.google.com and you will get some hits mostly in English.

Yes the "menu sex" is what it is but you seem to get exactly what is agreed upon so there is less of a surprise and not much ymmv factor. It also provides consistency and you can pick what you want ahead of time as that is listed on some sites too. I will probably return this year again, although I want to try out Cuba, will see.

(Message edited by budaguru on January 02, 2009)

Also thanks for the comments guys.
Hungary is not an easy destination but some girls learned English and you might get by. Also some girls were porn starts at least that is what some reviews say, for example on this one: http://www.szexmost.hu/hirdeto.php?id=1248
I did not get to try her and I am kicking myself for it.

For 80 Euros ($116) you can session at a Spanish puticlub full of Hungarians, Romanians, Brazilians, Columbians, etc. You can negotiate BBBJ and kissing included in that price most of the time.

I lived in Budapest from late 2001 to 2004 ... and boy those Hungarian girls are to die for.

Its a shame about the "Menu" pricing in clubs. The first time I ventured into the intriguingly named "Sweet Milk" club in Budapest in 1991, I took some time to check out the venue. While I was having my drink this busty blonde came over and introduced herself ... I brushed her off (politely) saying I was not ready to buy drinks yet ... but she said "no problem, just chat" and sat down beside me.

She was cute and we chatted and, after about 20 mins, she pulled the curtain on the booth and proceeded to get under the table and give me the most amazing Deepthroat .... obviously BB.

Fellow mongers will be amazed to hear that it proved a highly effective sales technique and within an hour or so I was burying myself in her gorgeous soft body in some seedy backroom ....

... ahhh, brings it all flooding back!