This is now a belated trip report, albeit no fault of my own. As I have tried to post in the past but computers were down in Venezuela.

On Saturday Nov. 30 Mr. M and myself flew from San Diego to Caracas. It was a good flight although a little long. The only thing that really helped was a trip to TJ the night before, stayed up all night, and had someone come to my room for one last fling before I left. Therefore I was able to sleep on the plane.

One stop in Houston and we were off. Upon arriving in Caracas, we were met by may taxi drivers at the airport. Through previous research, we knew to take a Black Taxi, and low and behold, the driver actually lived in SD for about 10 years.

He inquired on our visit, and told him mongering was our soul purpose, he knew just what we were looking for…… but he also told us at the current time was not a good time for Americans to be in Caracas. He suggested that we go to a safe hotel and then on Sunday catch our flight to Margarita Island, so the first night was kind of a bust, although it was for our safety. After a $15 taxi ride we got some much-needed rest and would be prepared for what was soon to be ahead of us.

At 9:00 the next morning we caught another taxi back to the airport. We had arrangements for a condo, someone was supposed to pick us up from the airport; we just didn’t know the flight we were going to catch, so we were basically winging it.

The flight was short, only 45 minutes and $55 with no reservation, so we were doing well. We landed and made a phone call for our ride back to the condo. (I would recommend the place we stayed, and they knew we were there for mongering and that was no problem. If anyone needs more info contact me.)

Once at the condo, we were told that we needed to get a hold of a taxi driver that was a friend of a co-worker, but we didn’t know his name. No problem, this lady knew just who he was and 2 phone calls later we were hooked up.

Pedro came to meet with us, took me to the store (in the mall) for a couple of odds and ends, and we made arrangements to meet him later in the night.

Sorry about all of the boring details, it was just part of the trip. One more thing is that we were told of a pending strike in Venezuela, which was also part of the trip.

At 9:00 Pedro came to get us, presented us with a cell phone for our stay if we needed anything……. Talk about service, day or night. Our first stop was Texas Gold, a rather nice strip club, but we had to start somewhere. After a couple of drinks, a real hottie (IMHO) asked me if I wanted a private dance, I was there for fun so what the hell. 3 songs and $20 mil later, (all prices listed in this report will be in boliveries) we were in the private room. This was a high dollar establishment; couches lined the room, very nice. Having just arrived on the Island and not wanting any trouble I was pretty reserved, until she told me that I could touch he more. By the third song she leaned over and started nibbling on my dick through my jeans….. Then proceeded to ask me if I was interested in the Jacuzzi. Not wanting to waste my time or money, I inquired as to just what happened in the Jacuzzi and she asked if I had any condoms, at least we were on the same page. She also told me that it was against club policy so we had to be discreet. Next 2 question how much and where is the Jacuzzi, first was $140 bvs for the Jacuzzi and next which actually really surprised me was that it was in the bar.…. So off we went, and it was actually IN the bar. Huge room 16’X30’ had a couple of couches and a bar in the room, but it was open….. Until they pulled out the smoked glass doors for a little more privacy, we could see out but the bar could not see in……. The again she asked me if I had any condoms, and once again I replied no, she said wait right there and she would be back.

In just a couple of minutes she returned not with one, but 3 and told me she intended to use them all, one at a time Unfortunately I do not remember this Divas name, just her looks. About 4’10 and less than 100 lbs. shoulder length dirty blond hair not much of a chest, (for those of you who know me that was not a problem) and 23 yo. Has one of the nicest asses that I have ever seen, a real beauty.

So we proceeded to strip down and enter the hot tub, it was actually kind of different being able to see everything going on inside the bar, knowing that they could not see us. A little foreplay, and then it was time for the first part, in the hot tub. After about 15 minutes she wanted to do it on the bar, then behind the bar, wow what an experience. Then for the final round on the couch.

Upon returning to the bar itself, I was told that as long as I was gone I had better have at least gotten laid, but little did they know.

From there we went to American Bar. This place is one that I would not recommend, as they tend to be overpriced and will try to take your money, but more on that later.

Then on to Mediterranean Bar. We arrived there about 1:30 in the morning and I was thourghoughly exhausted. After checking out the scenery for awhile I decided that if I was to hook up again it would have to be in the condo, as I was wore out. A little negotiating later and a $1200 bar fine we were off. The cost of this TLN was $80000, which on later visits would be reduced, but what the hell; Dairis was a great time.

One thing that was noticed was when we brought ladies to the condo, they all wanted to eat, that was not all bad as they did cook for us.

Dairis was 24 and 1 kid, had only been on the island for a week as was a remarkable time. She was definitely open for pictures, as I will post some at a later time.

She gave a great BBJ, and had great stamina. I did not take any viagra on this trip, and trust me I didn’t need it. Then any position that you could possibly want, and never complained. The whole time laughing and having a great time.

At 9:00 the next morning it was time to call Perichico to take the ladies home.

Mr. M had a great time with Michelle, but note that she was all business. That didn’t fault his experience either.

Day 3

Started out pretty quiet, went to the beach, then we first noticed what was really happening in Venezuela, TOTAL PARE.

The shopping malls were closed, the restaurants, shops, Senior Frogs, everything. Still not a big deal we rested up for the most part waiting what the night would bring to us.

We decided that we would go out around 8 and see what was happening in the nightlife. Perichico knew everything on this island; he was the greatest tour guide, and a former monger himself.

The first stop was Ruby’s. It was a nice strip club, but we could tell it would be expensive. We had a few drinks with a couple of beauties, but definitely out of the price range. Then just started to make the rounds. We ended up back at American Bar. We found 2 nice girls that agreed to switch through the night, then it was time for sticker shock…. $130 American for the night. It seemed kind of high, but Mr. M had his eye on one in particular. Paula was 19 and darker complected, great personality; Marley was a blond that struck me as extremely bitchy, as she wanted more money. They back at the condo… First stop was the kitchen, I told you they love food, but they do work it off.

I really didn’t want the blond as for her attitude, I wanted Paula. Marley wanted me, so I didn’t know what to expect. I think that the reason was my minimal Spanish, as Mr. M is fluent. He knows exactly how to say his thoughts, as I fumble for words at times.

Photos: Paula Marley

A real disappointing night was to ensue. I thought that she was pretty lame at best. At 7:00 in the morning, I went downstairs for something to drink, and Mr. M was already downstairs. He apologized for not switching through the night but he said Paula was really bad and would not dump her on me, then we exchanged war stories. He said that he was ready to send both of them on their way.

I returned upstairs, as Marley was waking up. What had been a bust the night before would all be in the past. As we had a very passionate morning, one that I would definitely remember for the trip. Both of the girls were very photogenic and accepting of the camera, the only request was that I get the print film developed before leaving so they could have copies of the pics. 9:00 sharp Perichico was there to pick them up and take them back to their casas. Marley gave me her phone number and Paula gave Mr. M hers. Once in the taxi, Mr. M threw her number back at her and told her how lousy she was. It was a total shock, but if you knew him, it would be expected.

"Once in the taxi, Mr. M threw her number back at her and told her how lousy she was"
Mr M. you have my admiration.

That was a true classic..... he actually is well known in TJ for when he has a bad experience he does speak his mind. One other thing that i must add here is that Pedrochico did a great job as to get phone numbers from many differant women when we wnet out. He knew what Mr. M and i were each looking for, albeit a very differant taste. on more than one occasion i had said i wish i had gotten a phone number..... and he told me that he took care of it for me. More of that to follow in the next report.
I am currently writing this while in TJ and connected via cell phone

Great info Slick. I was really surprised when I got that email saying you were in Venezuela. Tough time to be there. I hope things settle down this year. I'd like to go down there early this year. Maybe you'll go with me??? I've seen some girls on the http://www.sexycaracas.com/rulesen.htm webpage. There are some hotties on it! Did you try any of them?

I'm not surprised to hear that Mr. M didn't have as good a time as you. Nice enough guy but I can't really see myself on a long trip with that dude. His taste in girls is wayyyyy different than ours. Talk soon.

Godfather

I'm curious slick1, were all the bars you went to centered on the main strip there? (cuatro de mayo). Or to get to the bars like the Mediterranean Bar did you have to go aways out on the main highway towards the airport?

Photos integrated above

We did hit many differant bars, although i dont remember them all, i do not think Mediteranian and American are considered on 4 de Mayo.
Revolution is downtown, about 6 blocks from Texas Gold. Ruby's and Pretty Woman are both on the main Strip. Se Hoy was pretty much out in the middle of no where, but out towards the airport. The thing about Se Hoy is that for $25 mil Bvs you bet both the girl and the room, but not quite the caliber of women for me. Beer there did run $1 mil Bvs.
There are many more Puta bars in the area of American and Mediteranian. In a later report i will note more of the problems that i encountered at American, as i would not reccomend it for the managment will try to screw you. Before i left the last night the Policia was called on me, and i am pretty mild mannered, but more on that later.
also, i will be adding more pics.
When venturing out i definately would reccomend hooking up with someone like Pedrochito as he did watch our back and knew so many different places that many had never heard of.
Slick1

Alarming news from Venezuela today: due to the current strikes, the breweries have shut down! (Really). Hombres beware :-)

the times there are dire at the current time. Things are worse than the media portrays. I will definately return sometime after the strike is over

My XMas trip to Vzla was aborted, due to the strike, I was supposed to take the ferry from La Guaira to Isla Margarita, but there's no gas.

when things start to resume to normal, i will post as i do stay in touch with a few from the island. Dont expect any miracles for awhile.

I'm online now with a chica friend of mine from Valencia, she says the strike is bad, little gasoline.

Just went to the link supplied by Godfather. Salma is looking HOT!!!
But what does Hindu and Thai imply? (as opposed to French, Russian, Greek, which I am familiar with)

Super,
Hinduism is a religion (just like Christianity). Hindu's are those who practise this religion (just like Christians).
In this context, I guess they have come up with a "Hindu" massage which probably involves some "Tantric" moves/steps.

"Tantric" sex has caught on in the US, especially in Hollywood.