Took the bus back to Bangkok in the morning and went back to visit gf and the family. Took the nieces and nephews to the hotel pool and tried to teach them how to swim. Girls at the front desk stopped flirting when they saw me with the GF and some of her relatives. They thought she was a short time fling but now they felt it was time to back off..dammit. No matter how hot your girlfriend is, you still notice other girls who are hotter and wonder whether you should stick around or change...

At night, my gf went to work at a hotel in Ploenchit area (met her on sky train) and I decided to head out to Patpong for a change. Funny how this is the first non-"working" girl I had dated in a couple of years and I still cant seem to be faithful. Seems a waste to come all the way to Thailand just to see my gf. Anyways, I decided to check out all of the Kings and Queens Bars and overall thought the talent was solid but nowhere near Pattaya or the Massage Parlors of BKK.

I remember reading on another board about a Bar called King's Castle III and that the ladyboys were more stunning than any girls in Thailand and they were all post-ops...talk about confusion. I walked in around 10pm and the placed had about 40 "girls" and one other 70 year old man in the corner. After I sat down, a Chinese tour bus unloaded in the place and many of the couples sat and giggled at the spectacle. The "girls didn't approach any of them because I guess they knew the scoop....30 minutes later a guy blows a whistle and they were all out of there in a flash (saw the same thing at Superbaby in Pattaya). Imagine a Bangkok tour itinerary which includes Katoey go go bar..bizarro.

Few minutes later I started looking at the 20 or so katoey's dancing on stage and was embarrassed to look at them for too long. A few of the Katoey's were obvious but the rest were downright stunning. It's utterly amazing that these were once guys. Their voices were not low, they all had implants, most had no adam's apple, and the hands were not really big.....total mindfuck. I saw two unbelievably gorgeous Katoeys who kept blowing kisses and wanted a drink...so I motioned them over. These girls were shocked that I spoke Thai and started to rub my leg. They noticed that I was uncomfortable so they backed off a bit but started asking the regular preliminary questions like: "You like ladyboy" "You like ladyboy with penus(hand gestures used)" "You been with ladyboy before"...etc. I then started talking about the different surgeries they had to go through and whether they were post ops or not. They told me that about 70% of the girls that work there were post-ops. I wish I had pictures of these two girls because noone on this board would be able to tell the difference. I started to get more drunk and later realized I had a harem of Katoey's around me and I was slurring in Thai. One of the obvious Katoey's walked by and I panicked. I motioned to pay the bill and the girls started asking if I wanted to go to the short time room with 3 of them for blow jobs, etc. I paid the bill, smiled at them and left. I just could not muster the stomach to do it, although every straight guys swears they give the best BJ's.

I went to King's Corner and saw some very cute girls but this place is really bad because the place is 50/50 katoey and regular girls. I left after sipping a bit of my Singha and took off to Star of Light BJ Bar. This place is tiny and has a small bar and some chairs. One fairly cute girl approached me about a blow job and suggested we pay for the room for privacy. A 60 year old guy was getting blown on one of the adjacent chairs and the sight of it was a little uncomfortable...poor girl probably had been there a while.

I open the door and thought it was some kind of entry way into another room or that the room was shrinking ala Willie Wonka. This was the BJ room and it was the size of a small closet. My feet were propped up on the wall. She immediately reached under my shorts and started giving me an excellent deep-throat BBBJ. To my surprise, she moved over her shorts and started playing with a bald pussy. That visual was one of the best I've seen in my mongering days. She then asked if I wanted to fuck her her because she was horny..."I very horny...want to boom boom" She then started to rub my unit on her clit and she did this for a while before she came a few times(I think). I then gave her a love tap to my unit and she was giving a furious BBBJ while banging her clit...a few minutes later and I finished in her mouth and she did not spit.

She then gave me her phone number and wanted to see me again. "You hansum man, very nice, I tink you good man" No matter how much I spoke Thai to her she continued to speak broken English. For some of these girls, Thai is an intimate language they save for their Thai boyfriends or their relatives and they will not blur the two worlds together once they've learned a little English.....

GF came to hotel at about 2 am and we had a great session on the balcony of Boss Tower...great view for a bj in BKK......

It's really true how stunning some katoeys are, especially at the Kings Group bars in Patpong, I've seen it myself. My friend was so taken by a girl he bought her a drink but I had to warn him he was buying a guy a drink, not a girl. He was dumbfounded the rest of the night. There's only been one katoey that had me fooled and she worked in a stage show in Pattaya, not the paying venues, the one near Soi 8. Often katoey's lay on the make-up too perfectly and "try" to act too feminine, those are the real give aways, plus they are just a bit too tall when compared to the average Thai lady.

The BJ bars in Patpong are sort of fun and you're right, the rooms are often like a closet. Probably my best BJ was by two girls, one quite stacked, who worked in the Kangaroo Bar. She's not there anymore though. Talk about great BJ's, that's their expertise. Even so, most Vietnamese in Cambodia do even better than the Kangaroo girls. Taxi drivers in Cambodia always will say, "Vientamese #1".