By Bbraunhombre on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 12:04 pm: Edit |
Here is my first Club Hombre trip report.
I little back ground before I go into the details of this trip...Two years ago I came to Rio on a business trip, but arrived a couple of days early to check out the famous mongering. On the first night, I visited Help around midnight when the place is just getting started, and by 12:15 I had met Jeanne. We quickly negotiated a price of R$150 for an all night session, and were immediately out the door to the JW Marriott. This girl was beautiful! Angelic face, mesmerizing eyes, I could just about put my hands all the way around her waist, and she had surprisingly nice breasts for someone so small (sorry, no pictures of Jeanne – except those permanently etched in my mind).
I spent the next two days with her – nonstop action, 8 times a day with completa! All for R$450 total! There was no fuss, no negotiating, just sex for two days. The first night was phenomenal, there was DFK, 69, I even was so bold as to go for the shocker (two fingers in the pink, one in the stink), and to my surprise, she was receptive. At the time, I was unaware of the commonality of anal sex in Rio. This was awesome, so I quickly moved in for completa!
The first night was so great, I didn’t want her to leave, so I kept her for the next two days. We woke up, bbbj and sex, go have lunch, head back to the room for anal sex, out for a few drinks on the beach, back to the room for sex and a nap. She headed home to get changed, then we meet for dinner and guess what, a night of passionate mind blowing sex! THIS IS AWESOME!
Unfortunately, I had only two days of free time before my around the clock business responsibilities started.
I bid Jeanne adieu, and headed off to the Sheraton for three days of work obligations. However, because of my existential experience with Jeanne, I have been pining to return to Rio for the past two years, with no objectives other than personal gratification and mongering. Here is my trip report.
Day 1. Getting started
By the time I cleared customs, checked into the apartment, etc. it was nearly 2:00 in the afternoon. I have to say that the folks at Rio Apartment Rentals have been fantastic. After showing my apartment, Marcus from Rio Apartment Rental, helped me carry bags of groceries up to my apartment. Then, while we enjoyed a few frosty cold ones, he showed me great web sites for procuring fine Brazilian talent, and offered to arrange a girl for me at any time. He gave me his mobile and asked that I call anytime if I needed any services.
Anyway, back to the girls. Around 3:00 I decided to make the 20 minute walk from my apartment on Avenida Prado Junior (around the corner from Barbarella) to Meia Pataca. I had a pleasant walk in the 90 degree temperature, while thinking about my home where the high was to be below zero Fahrenheit.
I have lunch at Meia Pataca, enjoying the weather and scouting the talent. There are two fine options, and with the help of a very aggressive friend of one girl, I am introduced to Amanda. Note the picture I posted is really unfortunate. She is really much better looking that the pictures leads.
This was the weirdest experience with a working girl. She explained that she was very new to Copacabana, and was very shy. No problem; I’ll be gentle, let’s go. But she hesitates – saying she’ll meet me later. No problem – leave so I can get another girl. Eventually, after this same back and forth, we made it back to the apartment. She is really reluctant, saying that she is new and shy. No problem, no pressure, just leave so I can search for another girl, but she wants to stay. On and on this goes, and after an HOUR of communicating via the help of Babel Fish (http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt - great tool in communication if you trust the girl enough to pull out your laptop), we get down to business.
I am glad I struggled through cajoling her to overcome her hesitance, because she gave a fantastic BBBJ. When I reached the end, there wasn’t a pure CIM, but she flickered her tongue on the top of Mr. Winky to make sure to taste my offerings! It had been awhile since I last burst, so I was a little backed up. Some got in her hair, on her face, neck, but a lot went into her mouth. She wiped it away, and we went for round two with straight sex. Very enjoyable!
Another 2 hours of communication via Babel Fish, and I finally asked her to leave. I didn’t sleep the night before on the flight in, and I was tired.
After a nap, I headed to Help around 11, but first stopped at Terraço Atlântica for a bite. Within minutes (no surprise) I had two ladies offering their combined services. After a quick negotiation and a chicken sandwich, we were back to my place for an overnight session.
This is the second time I’ve tried a dupla in Rio, and was disappointed both times. I specifically asked that it is a true three-way, in that each enjoys the company of the other, including the girls with each other. They both promised, but in the end, they only did some simple fondling of each other – not the subject of my dreams.
After round one, I decided to call the overnight to an end, and went to send them on their way. I was tired, and needed a good night’s sleep. “The other girl” was happy to accept half of the overnight charge and was out the door. However, Vera, an 18 year old cutie, ASKED to stay for the same discounted fare! She said she liked me, and there was GFE potential (but no completa, damn it!), but of course there is nothing for free in Rio, so alarm bells went off in my head; I may have my charms about me, but I am also 16 years her elder, and I am not exactly Brad Pitt (although white skin and blue eyes go a long way in Rio). I assumed they were putting together some scheme to somehow rip me off. I stayed on alert, but after a few more rounds with Vera with a nice BBBJ (is there a school in Rio to teach BBBJ?), with some backdoor exploration, but no completa, then fell asleep. After a few more rounds with Vera in the morning, she finally caught on that I wanted her to leave. She was a very nice girl, and I really enjoyed our time together. She was not the stunner that Jeanne was (the reason for my visit), but she was so nice and sweet that it really made me think of her after our session.
Day 2: The search for completa
Had lunch at Mab’s. No talent there, so I began the trek up Copacabana, but was sidetracked near Copacabana Palace in search of Monte Carlo. A local rapscallion (going by the moniker Tony Montana, of Scarface fame) recognized that I was searching and offered to show me the way, only we stopped at a few other places to see what they had to offer. All termas he showed were dives, but eventually, I saw one very thin girl, and negotiated a R$150 price, all in - with completa. After a quick shower, and a brief massage, things progressed. She was very thin with smooth, soft skin, and tight musclular body, mmmmm. While on my back getting a fantastic bbbj, I started the path to completa my massaging my index finger against her back entry, and slowly pushed my finger into her stink hole. However, once I went for completa, she demanded more money. Rather than argue in different languages, I decided just to fuck her as hard as possible, which I did, and I am happy about!
Pretty girl, great body, but her eye was always on the clock, and did not deliver the promised completa.
This is a common theme in my trip. I am fairly well endowed, and definitely much larger than the men they make condoms for in Brazil. I tried the standard, but they are far too small. Even the large don’t fit sufficiently and definitely not long enough to fit to the base, which always made me cautious of full penetration. Maybe just my bad luck in picking the wrong girls, but each one refused completa when size became apparent.
Disappointed that I didn't get the completa I was looking for, but still happy that I just got to nail a beautiful young girl with a tight body, and silk-like skin, I left, and continued my walk up Copa to Meia Pataca, where I met Graziela, a petite girl, with great conversation. After a few cocktails, we were back to my place (she even paid for the taxi!).
Pleasant time, great BBBJ, but alas, no completa. She said that “It wouldn’t be her first time, but she couldn’t with me.” After some real hard pounding and my first pop, she rolled me onto my back and started to grind away, until she came. I told her that she doesn't have to fake orgasm to please me (I really could care less - I'm there for me!). She laughed - saying it was nearly impossible not to cum due to my size, and that I fuck much harder than most Americans.
After the second round she asked to have a drink at Mab’s (she even paid). Fun girl, I'll definately keep her number and maybe take another session later in the week.
By 11:00, I was spent, and headed back to the apartment for sleep.
Day 3: In search of completa, part II.
Today was going to be the day for completa. I have heard that completa flows like water in Rio, and I found it easy with the only girl I tried on my first visit, yet I have been with 5 girls in 2 days and no completa. My resolve is to accept no girl, unless completa is included.
I slowly made my way up Copa to Meia Pataca, where I met Pamela. Very pretty, but I had a bad feeling about her. I should have trusted my instinct with her, because once we were back at the apartment she kept asking for more than the negotiated price. She even demanded for an extra R$100 for the three fairly innocent photos which she consented to.
Her performance was actually very good, with great BBBJ (seriously, is there a school in Rio that American girls need to attend), but no completa. We agreed to 2 hours, but I asked her to leave after 1 round and about 45 minutes; there was just no personal connection. I really hate when the girls do nothing but negotiate. The actual sex was good and fun, but as I think back about this now, I think of nothing except what a bitch she was in continuously asking for more money. That leaves a bad memory from what should have been a fun afternoon romp. Also, and I am not being mean, her cootch smelled bad.
Regarless, Girl 6, still no completa.
After a disappointing afternoon session, I headed for a local steak house. Fantastic meal, but I came back oafishly full, and in no mood to seek out and negotiate my next date at Help, Terraço Atlântica, or elsewhere. Vera was sticking in my mind. She is not tops on my list as far as looks, but she was so nice, and I trusted her.
I called her and she came over for the evening. When she I arrived, I asked to confirm price. Vera gave me an impish smile, but did not answer. Against my better judgement, I let it slide and enjoyed the evening. More fantastic BBBJ, and fairly standard sex. She is 18 and feels like it. Her skin, breasts, coutchie, everything is so tight and firm. I looked for a second round, but she was tired and wanted to wait until morning, but we ended up getting intertwined in the middle of the night for round 2.
Vera was not interested in a third session in the morning – very disappointing, since during my last trip to Rio I averaged 4 rounds per overnight. She was more interested in caressing, touching, light kissing, etc. She told me that she is a student, and does not “work” full time. Vera asked to take me to the botanical gardens and Parque do Arpoador where Vera said boyfriend and girlfriends go for romantic times (no sex, just romance???). She finally slowly made her way to the door. She left never asking for money; she only asked that I call her the next day to spend time with her. Forget GFE, I think I have an actual girlfriend.
Day 4. Still in search of completa.
As I start off Day 4 a little confused over Vera, I begin to schedule my day. So, I plan to go hang gliding, then call an agency to have completa delivered to my door, and finish off the night with Vera for late dinner or snack and a relaxing overnight. That should be a fantastic day if everything works out.
So, I arrange for hang gliding; it was fantastic. Don’t need to bore you with the details, just know that if you have the chance do it!
Back to the room, and I contemplate how to spend the rest of the evening, hang gliding took longer than I thought. While I try to arrange for completa with a service without speaking Portuguese, I decide, for some reason, to start pounding vodka. This is where the day turns from good to bad. I am unable to obtain services without Portuguese, and I no longer desired to see sweet Vera. So I headed to Help, having 10-12 shots of Vodka under my belt.
I was surprised once I started to negotiate with girls at Help. Prices were much higher than when I was last here two years ago. I was getting offers no lower than R$300, and most at R$400 – and they would not negotiate. I countered R$250 to one beauty’s opening bid of R$400. Her only response was to kiss me once on each cheek (looking good…offer accepted??); then walked away (disappointment).
After failed negotiation with 3-4 girls, the Garota network I've read about on ClubHombre began to take effect. I introduced myself to one girl by my first name. She replied by repeating my first name, then adding, “From America? You can’t afford me, I am 400.” Then she walked away. All through these failed negotiations, I am pounding beer like a frat boy.
I ended up settling for a very petite, very dark girl with absolutely ripped abs for R$300. It was now well after 3:00, and I am hammered. By the time we get back to the apartment and shower, it was near 4:00 am, and I was tired and drunk. We start fooling around, and I am quite confident that she is going to be a monster fuck. She is really getting worked up; however, I was struggling to stay in the race, let alone get to the finish line. I can normally stay hard for hours, but after about 10-12 shots of vodka and just as many beers, I was really struggling. After awhile of getting hard, putting it in her tight little cootchie, then losing my stamina, I got frustrated and asked the girl to go home, then had a few more beers (like I needed it), before passing out. Lesson learned – if you want to get hammered, go to spring break and party with college students. If you are mongering, keep the alcohol consumption to a reasonable amount (like 15!). Or maybe Viagra would help? I've never tried, so I don't know if the V protects against whiskey dick.
Day 5. Mission Completa.
This is my last full day in Rio. My entire trip was based on the search for completa, and I had not yet achieved that goal. After lunch I headed over to the the Rio Apartment Rental office, and tried to slip in that I’d like some help arranging for a girl from KarlaModels.com.br.
It was a little sensitive subject for me, since half the office is women, but they treated the request as if I was asking for directions to the grocery store. I was able to arrange for Lorena to come over. You can see pictures on the web site. I didn’t take any photos, because this was not a memory I wanted to keep.
Trust me, the pictures on the website are VERY misleading. I paid for two hours, but asked her to only stay about 40 minutes. She promised completa, but once I got my pants down, she refused. She does completa, just not for me. I did pop twice, once while she was rimming me, which was nice!
Also, at the end of the session, I asked for the difference between completa and completinho; and while she spoke no English, I think that completa is well know as anal, and completinho I believe may mean CIM. If that is the case, I wish I would have found that our earlier! Maybe one of the fellow hombres can help?
The only good thing to come from the meeting was that she brought “the book.” All the models online are shown in the book with full facial pictures (unlike the web site which blocks out views of the models faces). I asked which of the girls would do completa with me, and we were able to narrow down to three. I gave her my mobile number and asked that one call me to a arrange a meeting tomorrow with the understanding that completa is the primary purpose.
I have until about 7:30 pm on my last day before I have to head off to the airport. Hopefully, I will be able to complete my goal.
When I woke up from my regular afternoon nap, it had started to rain. I didn’t feel much like going out, and my libido was taking a night off (I didn’t think this was possible). So, I stayed in and watched tv. NOTE TO ALL: This decision was my biggest regret from the trip. I can watch TV at home, but have to travel 20 hours to have that kind of access to willing, young, hot Brazilian girls. If you are ever faced with a similar situation – push yourself to go fuck a girl!
Day 6. Last day.
Woke up early, and headed out for lunch. Made my way up to Meia Pataca, with my mind thinking of how I will spend my time before heading to the airport tonight. I decide that I really need to have my last conquest of my trip in my room by 4:30, for two hours of fun, then pack, and off to the airport.
By about 3:00, I still hadn't heard from one of the completa promising Karla Model girls, and I started thinking of Graziela. She said I was too big for completa, but maybe a bit more cash would change her mind. I called, her, but she wasn’t available until 7 or 8, too late for me.
I thought of making a stab at a terma, but beside the one visit with negotiations handled by Tony Montana, I wasn't experienced and it was too late in the game to figure out the ropes, so I waited for something promising at Meia Pataca. By 4:00, I realized, that the options in front of me were going to have to suffice, so I winked at Paula, and 20 minutes later we were back in my room.
Overall, okay session. Paula gave the deepest bbbj I may have ever had. At least the deepest, while also making it soft and wet. I asked for some “dirty” pictures, but she wanted more money. She then jumped into reverse cowgirl and rode me home. I immediately went for round two and Paula asked for more money. What a shame, my last conquest in Rio is going to be a negotiator. I was worn down after a week of negotiation, and was hoping for the Jeanne style, fuck me until I’m sore attitude that I had two years ago, so I just told her to leave.
Mission ended. I may have had sex with 9 girls and popped about 20 times in the 6 days, I did not get the completa I was looking for. I was off to the airport never having put my cock in a Brazilian ass. How very disappointing.
By Azguy on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 04:06 pm: Edit |
Welcome. Thanks for the TR. That is odd no completa in 6 days in Brasil. Usually about half the girls offer it. I guess that answers the question if I am big or not. Damn it!
By Broman on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 05:59 pm: Edit |
It's my understanding all the girls from Karla's do anal, at least a little.
Other choice is simply to make this a question you ask before you agree to take them. Asking first puts the pressure on them to say yes.
By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 06:12 pm: Edit |
Bbraunhombre,
nice report, detailed and informative. I guess when you leave a "large carbon footprint" some degree of disappointment is bound to result.
There are Garotas out there that will meet your needs, and I am confident next time you will travel the "hershey highway".........
CFK
By Roadglide on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 07:14 pm: Edit |
How come you didn't make a trip to 4X4? That would have taken care of your "completa" desire.
You did not mention if you managed to slip some money into Vera's purse or pocket, but that would have been the thing to do or make sure you gave her some taxi money.
Otherwise this is a real good trip report, and I am looking forward to the photos. Don't feel bad about them not posting, a lot of guys including myself have trouble with Hombres board when it comes to putting up photos.
RG.
By Bwana_dik on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 08:23 pm: Edit |
Nice report. Looking forward to the photos.
I'm perplexed that you could try and fail to find an anal provider. Places like Help and Meia Pataca are probably the worst places to shop for anal. You'd do much better in almost any termas. Just learn the key phrase: vocę faz tudo? or vocę é completa? and keep asking until you get the answer you want. Probably 1/2 the girls in 4X4 are completa, and there are enough in every other termas that if anal is your goal it's almost impossible to leave a termas unsuccessfully.
It was once true (probably 5 years ago) that to work at Karla's/Scortshow you had to be completa. That's no longer true. And whether a girl will or won't is always her option. One of my friends has trouble whenever the girls finally see his 14" beef stick. I don't suffer that problem
Next time you're in Rio, f you want a guaranteed A+++ anal session, contact Layla Venturinni. She is widely recognized locally as the Queen of Anal.
http://www.laylaventurinni.org/index.php?tpl=index
Here's a pic of her "assets."
Photo: Layla
By Broman on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 08:56 pm: Edit |
Well, it's been 3-4 years since using Karla's. Really, not all completa anymore? Too bad...
By Laguy on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 09:22 pm: Edit |
Nice report.
My reaction while reading it also was you probably would have had better luck getting completa at one of the higher-end termas such as 4 X 4, Luomo, Solarium, and so forth. Perhaps next time.
By Blacksnake14 on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 09:54 pm: Edit |
Great Trip report!
That Tony Montana character is a fool.
I can't believe those prices still exist in HELP during rough economic times. I guess there are still people willing to pay those prices in these tough times.
Did you notice Help was busy? Where these girls that were asking these prices being taken?
By Oldschool318 on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 11:49 pm: Edit |
excellent report. Fucking 20 girls in 6 days is a great run any way you look at it.
Do you think the Help girls were offering prices like that due to you being drunk? I dont mean to sound insulting in any way but I know when I have gotten hammered in the past to that extreme I go from a prince to a toad.
By Socrates69 on Monday, February 09, 2009 - 06:57 pm: Edit |
Great report. This is the first Rio TR I've ever read. Usually the pictures on TRs prevents me from actually reading the text.
By Hunterman on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 11:51 pm: Edit |
Good report, thanks for posting it. Sounds like you had a great time, lack of complete success notwithstanding (pun intended, for you slow mongers).
Your experience demonstrates the value of using the services of an experienced guide, like Don and Ken/Amerioca, or BrazilSpecialist. You wouldn't have had to go it alone, and you would have had you wish every night. It's an ongoing discussion on this board (see recent posts somewhere else). While you can do quite well on your own (as you did), you can do even better with a guide--especially if you have specific objectives.
By Bbraunhombre on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 06:09 pm: Edit |
Being my first TR, I'm glad to see you enjoyed reading!
To Oldschool318; you are absolutely right. It is definately possible that the girls did not want to deal with a hammered overnight client. Although, even at that level of intoxication, I am normally no more of a problem other than a little slurring.
To Blacksnake14: Yes, it was busy, and girls
were being taken. One thing I noted was that many of the girls were more sorotity girl looking than the last time I was there. Previously, most girls were clear whores, but this time many girls looked respectible - which may added to the price.
To many: All girls listed in the Karla book show completa - and my guest said she does, just not for me.
By Bbraunhombre on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 06:11 pm: Edit |
Also, working on the photos.
Need to convert from original size to 800x600. You should see them posted shortly
By Bbraunhombre on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 06:16 pm: Edit |
TO Roadglide: yes, I put R$50 in Vera's bag before she left.
By Johnnyroc on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 08:33 am: Edit |
we haven't had any photos from Rio in a while.....cant wait.....JR
By Alphaman on Saturday, February 14, 2009 - 08:54 am: Edit |
Where are the photos?
By Juanlo on Saturday, February 14, 2009 - 04:37 pm: Edit |
Bbraunhombre ..... nice report I'm headed back in May ... and your report has been very informational ... glad you had a nice time ... also as mentioned ... 4x4 is anal home base ... you have to try it when you got back ... get off the plane drop your stuff at your apartment and got to 4x4 in that order ..LOL Trust me you will get all the anal you want then some.