I just wanted to share the highlights of my May 2000 trip to Bangkok and Pattaya.

Day/Night 1. I landed in BKK around 11:00PM on Northwest Airlines, cleared customs in about
20 minutes, and hailed a taxi from the Public Taxi Stand to the Majestic Suites (900 baht/night,
including breakfast) on Sukhumvit near Nana Plaza. I paid about 350 baht for the ride, not
including tolls. Hooked up with JDF from San Francisco whom I met over the Freelancerbar.com Pattaya Discussion Board. After I took a quick shower we walked to the mecca of freelance pussy, Thermae Coffee Shop. Unbelievable! There was at least a 5-1 ratio of women to men, with the ladies ranging from 1's to 8's (in my book). After several Singhas in our bellies JDF and I decided to get down to business. JDF took home two cuties, while I took Bee, the older sister of one of JDF's beauties. I banged Bee twice before she left around noon. We never discussed a price, so I just gave her 600 baht.

Day 2. I slept most of the day since I was pretty wiped out from the traveling, beer, and Bee. JDF and I went back to Thermae around midnight, and our ladies latched unto us so butterflying was impossible. I took Bee back to my room and had another great night with her.

Day 3. JDF and I checked out of the Majestic Suites and shared a taxi to Pattaya. We negotiated a fare of 1,100 baht, plus tolls. The taxi took us directly to our hotels on Soi 8. JDF stayed at the Eastiny while I stayed at the Sunshine Hotel. My room was only 450 baht per night, breakfast not included, while JDF's room was around 1,000 baht, including breakfast. My room was very basic (with a shower and air con), but it did include hot water, while the Majestic Suites only had lukewarm water. Around 5:00PM we decided that a massage was in order. We walked to Sabai Dee on Pattaya 2nd Road. Wow! The parlor had a very comfortable lounge where you could order a drink while agonizing over which girl to choose from. There were probably 20 or so
ladies available behind the glass. I asked the Manager for the cute dimpled gal numbered 007
and paid the cashier 800 baht. While in the room she washed me down, rubbed her incredible
body all over mine during the soapy massage, and dried me off before asking me if I want full
service. Of course I want full service and agreed to a 1,000 baht tip. She gave me a good
covered BJ before the main event. After the deed was done she cleaned me up again and we met
JDF and his lady in the lounge.

Day 4. We decided to check out Freelancers Bar on Walking Street. The bar is very nice, with a
lounge that overlooks Pattaya Bay. Unfortunately it was a Tuesday night and there weren't any
freelancers available for takeout. The bar does, however, have hostesses for your enjoyment. I
paid a 300 baht barfine to take a nice lady named Ratree out for the evening. I wanted to see a
Muay Thai match so she took me to the Marine Disco Bar. We watched 2 matches before going
to Tony's Disco for a couple of drinks. Tony's is a great place to take a girl for dancing and
drinks. We hung around Tony's for an hour or so and then went back to my room. We had a
decent session together which included some hot 69 action. After paying for the evening's
entertainment I only had 350 baht left to give Ratree. She was a bit disappointed but gave me a
kiss and said goodbye.

Day 5. JDF and I wanted to check out the numerous beer bars close to our hotels on Soi 8. We stumbled upon the Mosquito Bar just south of Soi 8 on Beach Road which was offering free food
and happy hour drink prices. We ate some delicious Thai and Chinese food while sucking down
40 baht Singhas. Of course we were not alone; two girls sat with us and wiped our perspiring
foreheads with chilled cloths. We also played the usual bar games with them; JDF played
Connect 4 while I played Jenga. After about 3 hours of drinking we decided to part ways. JDF
went back to his room to rest up for his date with his Sabai Dee masseuse, while I paid 200 baht
to take my girl Mon home with me. She was incredibly shy but warmed up quickly when I ate
her hairy snatch. We had 3 boom-booms during the night, and I gave Mon 1,000 baht for her
time.

Day 6. I lounged on the beach near Soi 8 for most of the day, renting a shaded lounge chair for
20 baht. Every beach chair vendor offers juices, beer, and mixed drinks, and I bought a chilled
coconut for 10 baht. Numerous hawkers walk up and down the beach offering food, candies,
lottery tickets, and souvenirs. While I was in Pattaya thousands of U.S. Marines made a port call
after the Cobra Gold 2000 exercises. From my beach chair I could see three U.S. Navy ships
anchored in Pattaya Bay. JDF and I had dinner at a nice restaurant on Beach road called Steak
Lao, and then we decided to check out the finest Thai culture has to offer. I read that the best
lesbian show in Pattaya was at the Hot and Cold Go-Go, so we went there for the 10:30PM
performance. The show began with a katoey lighting a candle and dripping hot wax on "her"
body. Next a woman pulled out a seemingly endless florescent string from another girl's pussy and wrapped the string around the go-go poles. Then 4 girls/katoeys formed a daisy chain
around the poles and licked each other's pussies, while another girl fucked her pussy with a huge
dildo. The show finale featured a katoey who took a full Heineken bottle up her ass, and then
poured the contents on her tits. JDF did not care for the show, while I was more entertained by
the rowdy British patrons, one of which lent a helping hand to the girl who was dildo-fucking herself. We left Hot and Cold to check out Spicy Girls Go-Go, which was nearby. We were disappointed that both of the Spicy Girls bars were full of katoeys so we decided to divide and conquer. JDF went back to Sabai Dee while I picked up a girl from the beerbar next to the hotel. I forgot her name but I nailed her twice and gave her a 500 baht gratuity.

Day 7. JDF left midday for Bangkok to pick up his tailored clothes purchases, and to prepare for
his departure the next morning. I lounged around the hotel's pool during the afternoon. In the
restaurant overlooking the pool I saw a gorgeous woman wearing tight jeans and gold jewelry.
While talking to the German gentleman next to me I found out that the woman was his wife, and
a Filipina. He is a retired businessman, and had to be in his sixties, while his wife is around 25
years old. They are building a house on the beach in the Philippines. In Pattaya you see many
middle aged gentleman accompanied by young women. (or sometimes men) Something to look
forward to during the "Golden Years"; a hot twenty-something Asian to take care of you. Sure
beats living in a retirement home! Anyway later that evening I did a beerbar crawl along Soi 8.
After consuming copius amounts of Singha I barfined a girl named Oi and took her back to my
room. We did the deed twice and I gave her 600 baht for the evening's fun.

Day 8. Sadly this was my last day in Pattaya. My hotel arranged a 11:30AM minibus pickup for
the return to Bangkok. I paid 350 baht for the service, and was delivered directly to my hotel,
this time being the Royal Asia Lodge. I stayed there last year and and enjoyed the pleasant staff
and quiet location. The rate was 790 baht, without breakfast, the same as last year. I took the Skytrain to the Weekend Market to do some shopping. The Skytrain is very comfortable and
convenient for cross-town trips. I made the mistake of going to the Market in the afternoon since it was insufferably hot and crowded. I bought some wooden elephants and windchimes as gifts for my family. I made an even greater mistake of eating some chicken at one of the food stalls, and got a severe case of diarrhea. That knocked the energy out of me so unfortunately I spent the night alone.

Day 9. My last full day in Fun City. I did some more shopping, this time along Sukhumvit's
numerous sidewalk vendors. I bought polo shirts, khaki shorts, silk boxers, and sandals. To
quench my mid-afternoon thirst I had a couple of beers at an outdoor bar in Clinton Plaza, a new
entertainment area on Sukhumvit right next door to Thermae. My evening's activities included a
brief stop at the Hollywood GoGo in Nana Entertainment Plaza, and ultimately Thermae. Of
course Bee saw me and we spent the night drinking and fucking.

Day 10. My flight back to Los Angeles left at the ungodly hour of 6:00AM. I felt post-Thailand
depression even before the 747 left the runway. The only consolation was that the trip back to
L.A. is 3 hours less than the trip into Bangkok.

El Blanco,

350-600TB for long time sessions??

Come on, man! Show some respect. It's pretty well known that 1000TB is the common 'low end' of the price range for LT. Or, perhaps I misunderstood and you were only keeping the gals for Short Time.

Under paying a gal will gain very little in the long run. These gals have MEMORIES and being labled as 'thrifty' is NOT a good thing for any guy. For the most part, we're talking about $10-$15 of savings here. That's not much money to you or me, but it is a lot to a Thai Bar Girl.

Again, perhaps I'm mistaken about your post.

One question, on the 1000TB deal at the Eastiny. Are you aware of how JDF got that deal?? It's a good 600TB per night less than any ohter deal I've seen with that hotel.

Good Post, with good info.
Thank YOU!!!


StrikeEagle

StrikeEagle,

That's what I paid for Long Time with the girls. I did buy each girl and their girlfriends a drink or two, along with garlands and cigarettes. I also gave them an extra 100 baht "for taxi." I admit that I should have given more than 350 baht to Ratree, (you can see her picture on freelancerbar.com) but she was kind of a bitch anyway. Remember that May is the low season, and notwithstanding the Marines there were many ladies in Pattaya not being taken out from the beer bars. I know that I would have to pay much more to take a go-go girl home with me, but I don't enjoy the hustle in the go-go bars.

As for the Eastiny, I believe that JDF sent an e-mail to them before he left for Thailand. I saw his room and it was beautiful. Maybe next time I'll stay there, even though the Sunshine Hotel was fine by me.