As requested by fellow mongers, on Monday night I visited some off-the-beaten-path boliches.

I joined the escorts59 forum in Spanish (very informative in some way but clogged with fake messages that are actually ads) and learned that many boliche that I thought have been gone forever are again on the move. So I came back there.

Medrano 81: I don't think that visitors would dare to walk in there: A lousy building with bad lighted stairs to the first floor. Really scary, since it looks like a rip-off hole. Entrance is ar$5 (valid for one drink). Once inside, for my dismay, I saw 8 horrible girls (ghastly may be a more accurate word). Fat, short, badly dressed girls (2.5/10 average). Just drank my coke and left for

OBA OBA: Rivadavia Av between Matheu St and Alberti St. Another sketchy building (not as scary as the one above but somewhat scary). The place didn't change decoration since 1994, I guess (as if I went yesterday for the last time...). But the girls (12 or so) changed, since they were really substandard: No curves, short (except for a few Dominicans) and not classy at all. Entrance is ar$5, 30 minutes is ar$40 and 45 minutes, ar$60 or so.

Only one of them got my attention: A peruvian girl whose name is Celeste. She is petite (5"0' or so), had average natural breasts and an hourglass shape. She tryed her best to seduce me, but since she was adamant in doing only CBJ, I refused. Then, she told me that no girl there does BBBJ, that she may have laid to me and cheat me by not holding her promise, since management requires condom use for everything. It's likely that she was sincere, so I called Oba Oba a "miss" and left. Again, I don't recommend the place for fellow mongers.

I was about to come back to Constitucion, to the boliche located near the corner of Garay Av and Santiago del Estero St (between santiago del Estero St and Salta St), but didn't dare to spend money and take the risk to see another cheap place with ugly girls.

SALOME: Went to ol' Salome, instead. There were about 15-20 girls, most of them a 5-6s and a few 7-9s (quality seems to have decreased a bit since July) . I saw my favorite (Debora) being taken when I just arrived (damn!) so I waited for her while chatting with other girls. Meanwhile, I observed through the tinted windows the movement at the new boliche in the opposite corner (Havana Vip). For 3 hours, I didn't see many girls coming in and out of Havana Vip, so I doubt about the mongering status of that place.

I met a girl called Sol, with above average boobs, nice body and great attitude in the bar. She is 5"4' or so, blonde (perhaps dyed) and suggestively dressed with tight pants and bra. Perhaps I will try her during this week. Didn't ask for services rendered.

Since Debora didn't come back by 4AM (I just wanted to say hello and get her new cell phone number, too tired for a long session typical of her), I paid for my soda ($10), left the place and headed towards the "safebase" (Pueyrredon Affair).

PUEYRREDON AFFAIRE: The same girls as the night before, packed with guys and loud music. I approached several girls (non-memorable names, I just remember Claudia from the Misiones province) who refused to perform BBBJ and the such. Left empty-handed by 5AM and went to sleep since I had more errands to do on Tuesday Morning.

On the way back home, I saw a place open at Ayacucho St 1272 or similar called Stars (sp?). It seemed a lousy take-out bar. I will investigate it next week.

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Today, given the low BBBJ successful ratio of my last-2-days experiences, I went to Cielo, the apartment-brothel located in Larrea 1072. I didnt' find it as nice as described here before because the girls (7 of them this afternoon) were barely 5-6s from my point of view. Only one caught my atention, a curly redhead called Sol. She had great body, nice legs and average but firm boobs (later found to be enhanced). I agree on the $150 price for 1 hour with BBBJ.

She performed an average BBBJ (not bad but not memorable) , doggie style and a very poor masage afterwards. Not bad, but not a repeat for sure. The place is really clean.

Tonight, I may go to Flores (La Nuit-Dollys is said to be open) to revisit old places. Maybe La Fuente is also open. Who knows...

Hope this helps,

Andres

Andres, Have you noticed that rather than referring to themselves as "mongers" or "hombres" the guys refer to themselves as "piratas" on escorts 59...I kinda like it...

Always good to read your posts...you have a different perspective

Ezy:

Thanks for the compliments.

The word "pirata" comes from a song "Los Piratas" by the group "Los Autenticos Decadentes", included in the CD "Cualquiera puede cantar" (anyone can sing). It's a classic from the Argentine pop music, and describes accurately the soul of the BA monger.

Here are the lyrics:

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Los Piratas

En días de la semana
en horas calculadas
hizamos la bandera
un grupo de piratas.

Llamadas misteriosas
encuentros clandestinos
hoteles alejados
lugares sin testigos.

Nos sacamos el anillo carcelero
y vivimos una noche de soltero.

Somos los piratas
nos gusta la aventura, las noches de bailanta.
Somos los piratas
toda una vida fiel al gato y a las trampas.

Un viaje de negocios
reuniones de trabajo
problemas con el auto
rebusques del pirata.

Patines y levantes
programas todo el día
una agenda secreta
como una doble vida.

No tenemos vacaciones ni feriados
el gremio del pirata es muy sacrificado.

Somos los piratas
amigos de la noche, los gatos y las trampas.
Somos los piratas
después del cabaret, nos vamos para el sauna.

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The Pirates

During weekdays
at determined hours
we raise the flags
a group of pirates.

Misterious calls
hidden encounters
far away hotels
places without witnesses.

We take out the prisonnery ring
and we live a life of singles.

We are the pirates
We like the adventures, the nights of "bailanta"
We are the pirates
A whole life faithful to pussycats and infidelities.

A business trip
Late meetings at work
Problems with the car
Resources of the pirate

SWs and non-pros
schedule for the whole day
a secret organizer
with a double life

We don't have vacations or holidays
the profession of pirate is very hard.

We are the pirates
Friends of the nights, the pussicats and the infidelities.
We are the pirates
After the night club, we head towards the brothel.