I stayed at the Majestic Suites my first time in Bangkok. It is a great hotel for a first time visit. It is located between The Nana Hotel and the Grace Hotel. The Nana Entertainment complex is also right at your doorstep. Go to the Nana Entertainment Complex to look for Go-Go girls. If you find one then it is a short walk to the Majestic for short time or long time. The other nifty thing about staying at the Majestic is that is a short walk home from the Nana and Grace hotels. If you are out scouting for freelancers then you have a hotel half way between two very good freelancer pick-up spots. At two in the morning both the Nana Entertainment Complex and the Nana Disco shutdown. Everyone then goes to the Grace hotel. This is the standard night move and as I said, the Majestic works out well for this. You can book online at their website. I recommend that you print off their web page as their address is written on it in Thai. You can use this at the airport to help you acquire a cab. There are a million other hotels in the area priced like the Majestic. The Nana Hotel is another alternative. Both hotels have rooms between 1000 and 1300 Baht. There are cheaper hotels but these two are very easy to book online.

The main purpose of this report is too give a little information about that BJ bars in Patpong. I have heard a lot about them so I decided to visit them on a Saturday night in November of 2002. The basic premise of a BJ bar is a beer and a blowjob. The two bars I visited are the Kangaroo Bar and the Star of Light Bar. The beer is about 80 Baht and the BJ is 500 Baht. That is, it is 500 Baht for each girl that participates. I had two girls (a threesome) perform the service at the Kangaroo Bar and one girl perform the service twice at The Star of Light. I’m Not sure which one I liked the best. The service was excellent at both. I would say the Kangaroo Bar has a nicer and cleaner interior and the hygiene is also better, two things that might be missed by a lusting visitor. The girls at the Kangaroo wash you before and after, offer a condom or not, and rinse with mouthwash after the act. There was no pre and post cleaning that I noticed at the Star of Light. They also didn’t offer a condom that I remember.

Getting from the Majestic to Patpong is easy. Jump on the Sky Train at the Nana Station and take it to the Siam Station where you will transfer to the train heading to Saphan Taksin. Exit this train at the Sala Daeng Station and then walk westward on Silom road till you get to Patpong. Patpong is a small place but it is easy to loose your orientation because it is so dense. There is a good map at http://www.nanadisco.com/Maps/patpong.html
and at http://www.thailand.com/travel/pic_nightlife/map_patpong.gif. Here is my journal about the excursion.

I decided to do something price fix and headed to Patpong for Saturday night. I found a good locator map of Patpong and made my way to the Kangaroo bar via the SkyTrain and walking. I was staying at the Majestic Suites near Soi 4 (Soi Nana) and Sukhumvit road.

Once inside the Kangaroo I was immediately approached by Nut. She convinced me to go to the room with her and her friend for 500B each. Nut had long legs and was very shapely. Her friend was a little (if not more than a little) heavy. They both began taking my clothes off and I was naked and sitting on a beach set with back support in no time flat. Nut began giving me the blowjob while her friend sucked and played with my nipples and my neck and my ears. Then they switched position and Nut did amm the same things as he parnter except I was fondling her betweein the legs and also her breats. Nut was attractive so I was glad she was the one up top when I came. If you like having a blowjob, these bars are the ticket. I am the type that might find this kind of thing a little too addictive. I have read much comment on this from many different angles and all I can say is this, it is what it is. I spoke with Nut for about an hour afterwards while drinking some beers. She was 28 and could speak English fairly well. I got her mobile number just in case. By this time there were visions of astral orgasms dancing in my head. As it turned out, I never called her.

I decided I liked the price fix menu and chose to have more of the same for dessert. I left the Kangaroo and headed to the Star of Light for an encore. I stopped into the King’s Castle II for a diversion along the way. I had never been to a Go-Go in Patpong and I thought it would be a good warm-up, kind of like a cordial before the next course. I chatted up a couple of Go-Go gals and almost got convinced to give it up for one of them. But I held to the price fix format and departed. As soon as I walked out the door I stopped and said, “Damn!” I knew I wasn’t going to stay so why the hell didn’t I throw a ridiculously low price at a Go-Go girl just in case she said yes? Times up, thanks for playing!

I walked into the Star of Light and little squirmy thing twisted onto me and was unshakable. I am sure she was not beautiful but she sure was cute! I could not get away and was in the back room with her before I finished half my beer. I am not sure how old she was but I assumed that she was of age or the owner would not have her in the place. I felt like I was being blown by a sixteen year old. That girl was amazing. The first time was over after much control and holding out. She sat there smiling at me from behind yours truly and yours truly was still alive. I had done my homework and had taken some Viagra before going to the Kangaroo. After a minute or so, I said one more and had one more. The guy behind the bar said 1080b for two times and one beer. It was a quick add, 1000B(at the Kangaroo Bar) + 1080B(at the Star of Light), add in about 600B for beers and round to the nearest 1000 Baht. I’d say I spent about Baht 3000 that Saturday for three very good sensations, beer and cab far included!

After I left the Star of Light I went to the McDonalds on Suriwong and Patpong 1 and bought a Coke. I walked to the other side of Suriwong and found a place to sit and have a smoke. It was about 2am by this time. A man came by and asked me if I needed anything, boy or girl. I said, “No, I hap.” I finished the cigarette and went cab hunting. The first two said no meter and the third said 100 Baht. I jumped in and said, “Soi See Sukhumvit.” I was completely sated when I got in bed and fell asleep that night.

Posterlion, good report. I stayed at the Majestic and the service was outstanding and the facilities very clean. Very good management and booking procedure. Only drawback was the small rooms and the narrow hallways.

Never tried the BJ bars in Patpong, but will give it a try next time. The BJ bars in Pattaya have a few "gems". You should try them out as well.

Merlin,

I am glad you replied to this report and actually am amazed at the coincidence. I subscribed as a guest member with this report. Today I upgraded so that I could see the multimedia stuff. I went looking through the Thailand pictures and found your August Photos. To my amazment you posted pics of a girl I bar fined from Angel Witch. She told me her name was Am. She is the girl in the last two pictures in your August posts. What did you think of her? She was the first girl I ever bar fined from a go-go. I overpaid badly but it was worth it for the first experience because I thought she had a great attitude and would have sex as often as I could muster. We did four rounds the night I fined her. That is why I went to Patpong for the BJ thing. I was not used to the negotiating and I knew it was a fixed price. Later in my adventure I found a freelancer that I hooked up with for a real long time (2 weeks). I gave her 1000B a day to be my sexy tourguide. She took me to Chaing Mai for Loi Krathong. It was worth it even if it limited my mongering by having a regular. The last night I was in Bangkok I told her (Fai) that I would go check mail and she said she would too. We used different places to check mail because I liked a place where you could have beer while typing and she has a place where she knows a translator that helps her work the guys that send her money via wire when they are not in BKK. It was a hoot to learn the ins and outs of her decepetions. Believe me, they are always thinking business. We got our pictures taken one time and she used some of the extra copies too send to her out-of-town admirers. Anyway, I am getting lost in the story. Instead of checking the mail I went to Angel Witch and fined out Am one more time because I was going to leave with Fai the next day for CM. It made for an interesting evening to think that I was already keeping one on the side and having a mistress too. Anyway, it was a good first trip for me. I highly recommend going to Chiang Mai. I was lucky because that is where Fai was from so I got to meet all her friends up there. One of them owns a Massage place. If you go to Chiang Mai then I would say go for Loi Krathong. It is every year in November on the night of the full moon.

Cheers...

P.S. Don't forget to give me your opinion of Am. I am curious.

Thanks for the good info on CM, I will keep it for reference when I do go up sometime soon. As for AM,what you say is true. Check your email. Merl.