Part V - Rip Tide

A strong and dangerous current of water that flows outward from the shoreline.

Mr. Monogamy and his girl were returning to Changping later the next morning, and I went with them. My buddy, rhover, was arriving in CP for a very brief stay, and I wanted to see him. I had also been in touch with the klutzy girl from the Crown Prince via SMS, and was hoping to link up with her that night. If that failed, there was to be a huge party with a big Singapore crowd at the Jia Yi which I could join.

I spent the afternoon with rhover, and had dinner with him. In the meantime, Mr. Monogamy was able to make arrangements with the klutzy girl for me late in the day, as her phone had been. She agreed to meet me at the Hui Hua lobby at 7. She was on time, and we chatted in my room a while, using my phrasebook as usual. She was from Hunan. Her name was Xan Shi.

Mr. Monogamy had suspected her phone had been off all day because she was with a customer, and his intuition proved correct. She had been shopping all day with him, and everything she had was new, including the boots and the handbag. She had already eaten and said she was full, so we went and grabbed some dessert at the restaurant called “Happy Together” situated across the road from the Hui Mei Hotel.

On our way through the lobby of the Hui Hua, we were greeted by an onslaught. Several buses were disgorging golfers; each guy had a set of golf clubs and a girl. I guess it was a “par for the pussy” tour. At the restaurant, my “not hungry” date ordered a full dinner. This girl had quite an appetite.

Back at the room, she had much bigger breasts than I had originally thought. We made out, she blew me, I went down on her… everything was ok, aside from a strange little quirk. She insisted we brush our teeth after having oral sex, and she washed her pussy after I ate her. In addition to being clumsy, she was just a tad on the obsessive-compulsive side.

After we were freshened up, we returned to the bed, and I basically experienced a repeat of my first night in Changping. I could barely get into her. She squirmed in pain, and kept pushing me out. After several attempts it was obvious that size does matter, in a bad way in this context. So I gave up, got out the baby oil, and titty-fucked her to completion, squirting all over her rack. All was fine in the shower, with a lot joking and kissing.

After we dressed, I gave her 500, plus another 50 to cover her round trip taxi ride from the Crown Prince area. And with that she commenced to throw a tantrum that would have done a two-year old proud. I knew I hadn’t made a mistake – she was a 500 Yuan girl at the Prince, and I was even covering her taxi ride. Caught in a rip tide, I was able to get Mr. Monogamy on the phone in my efforts to swim across the current. Evidently their exchange was not a pleasant one. After several minutes of back and forth and increasingly heated discussion, she handed the phone back to me.

“She’s a gold-digger. I suggest you throw her out immediately,” he told me. Which is what I did.

I cant wait to finally go to China. MX has been trying to get me to go there for years. If I had some of the cunts you experienced during this trip, I would likely never return. All the covered sex turns me off as well.

I don't know what pain would be worse;

hers for trying to fit your square peg in her round hole? or yours for paying good money to NOT get laid!!!

Am I the only one who would make her leave if she couldn't take me in? or at least try to get a discount? Hell - what's the difference between her enduring a little pain in the front door versus the back door? The point is, shouldn't she be expected to tough it out until you bust a quick nut?