Part VI - High Tide

The culminating point when the water is at its greatest elevation.

After breakfast with rhover and some internet time, I met Mr. Monogamy and his girl for a foot massage at the Hui Hua. I had a great masseuse, and we went for well over 2 hours. In the meantime the crew had returned from Chang An. I ran upstairs to change after the massage, then across the street to McDonald’s to grab a very fast meal prior to that evening’s outing to the Miraton KTV next door. This was where the group went a few nights prior when I decided to take the night off, and by all reports the quality was very high.

I bumped into Xenono, so we scarfed down our burgers together. We try to keep the food ordered at the KTVs to a bare minimum, because there is a huge markup on it, and the bills can get astronomical. So everyone tries to down enough food prior so that we only need to order a few snacks during the party. I also found out that Merlin wasn’t going to be able to make it after all. The airline canceled his flight, and he was stuck where he was.

Since the Miraton is directly next door to the Hui Hua, the plan was to meet at the KTV itself – there was no need for the group to take vans. I was the first to arrive and immediately noticed some beauties in the hallways – a good sign. Xenono and Epi showed up shortly thereafter, and then the rest trickled in, along with Sukhumvitter, who returned to join us for our last two nights.

The lineups began, and it wasn’t long before I nabbed a tall and slender beauty; but she turned out to be an ice queen, so I let her go. I made another pull from the next group of girls that came into the room, and this one stuck. She was about 5’2, skinny of course, with a very “Chinese classical beauty” look to her, if I may use that vague term. Her bangs were cut straight over her eyes. MX instantly said she looked like a Japanese porn star. That of course was part of the appeal.

Hai Yan was her name, and she hailed from Hunan. Not only was she smoking hot, but an added bonus was that she spoke some English and Japanese. I asked her if the Japanese came from working in a Japanese club (always a sure sign with the working girls in Asia), and she had. It sure as hell made communication easier that night, as we had two languages to utilize instead of the usual zero.

I was very happy with my pick. The room was in full swing. The newbie had his usual 3 or 4 girls, his MO since he arrived. I looked across the opposite side of the room where Epi was sitting, and noticed that he had two girls. One of them took my breath away. She was stunningly gorgeous – one of the most beautiful Chinese women I have ever seen, with a complexion that defied description. I never saw her in the lineups, so I wondered how he found her. Not that I was jealous, since I had a solid 8.5 sitting with me. But damn, it was nice gazing at the 9.5 across the way from time to time.

After a few hours I sent Hai Yan to get changed, as there was no question she was going home with Murasaki. While she went to dress, I walked over and sat down with Tujunga and Epi to get caught up, and of course ask what the story was with the Venus. It also gave me an opportunity to get a closer look at her.

If I remember the story correctly (since I don’t have it all in my notes), the girl was actually pulled by Iznogood during the previous visit to Miraton. He had taken several girls out of the lineups, got rip-roaring drunk, and subsequently kind of forgot about her, and let her go. L’horror! Epi got her information that night, and pre-booked her with the Miraton when the time came to return. That’s why I never saw her in the lineup. He introduced me to her and I turned to jello. Jesus Christ, she was flawless. I didn’t know they still made them that well!

I told him he was a very lucky man. With that a little frown crept across his face. “Damn it, she’s on her period. She’s only sitting tonight.” Ooooh, that was painful. I felt almost as bad as he did, now that I wouldn’t be able to live vicariously.

Apparently at one point that night, Iznogood asked Epi about the girl. He told Epi she was stunning, and asked how he found such a beautiful creature. He was shocked when Epi told him this was the girl he dumped their previous visit. Yes, he was that drunk. Otherwise we’d have to take his mongering membership card away.

As usual, I was the first to leave with my girl. I bid the crew adieu, and hand in hand, made a beeline for my room with my little starlet. It was a pleasure to peel her clothes off – such a wonderful body awaited my eyes under them. I was delighted to discover that she wanted to take a bubble bath together. She filled the tub and got the suds foamy – and we proceeded to soak, her cradled in my arms.

Much like Yen Yen in Chang An, I had an all-access pass to her body. Nothing was off limits to my hands or tongue. She was a great kisser, appreciated the DATY, and provided me with GFE services. It was a fantastic session. It felt so good to press my body against hers, appendage deeply inserted where it should be, arms stretched out, tongues tied together. She had a perfect tightness, which helped me build up to a massive orgasm. It was an intense, sweat-ridden journey into the realms of ecstasy. I held in my arms a national treasure.

After we cleaned up, she came out wrapped in her towel and sat next to me on the bed. In spite of the fact that she did an excellent job to conceal it, as I didn’t have a clue, she said that she had been in a great deal of pain when I was inside her, due to my size, and that although she really enjoyed being with me, she most definitely did not want to have to through a second round of that in the morning. I really appreciated her efforts and her honesty, and said no problem, we’ll make this short time. I gave her 500 yuan, and a long wet kiss at the door for a farewell. The girl was a trooper and an excellent performer. I was in a delirium of ultimate content. She faded down the hall into the reaches of my fondest memories.

_ _ _ _ _


Morning rolled around right on time. The following morning would see the dispersal of the group to the four winds, so this was our last full day together. In the early afternoon, a number of us went the Hui Mei Hotel’s annex for a foot massage. Due to the fact that no large rooms were available, the group had to split into two. I wound up in a room with Tujunga and Sukhumvitter, and we had a long, pleasant chat about a variety of topics. Our girls were business-minded, so there was no hanky panky to distract us.

It turned out that the group was due to go to the Crown Prince again that night. After getting burned twice that week with girls from there, I repudiated the idea of any further interaction with that particular establishment. Incidentally, I have to share a tidbit. Early in the evening I received two phone calls – one from MX and one from Iznogood. Both were inquiring (MX on Iznogood’s behalf) about the bitch klutz, double-checking to see whether she was worthy of getting pulled. I strongly stated to both of them to avoid her. But alas, as usual my advice went unheeded, and Iznogood took her back to the hotel. I learned the next morning that he rues the moment he didn’t listen to me. He said she was an uber cunt in the room and he had to kick her out.

So instead of going to the Prince, I decided to go on a chicken run after we finished the massage, and a couple of the guys went with me. We hit the BBS alley behind the Hui Mei. I found a lovely piece of dental floss in one of them. She had a very cute face, and being pencil thin, tiny tits and a tiny ass. I paid the mommy 50; the girl was to get 100.

Barbershop girls are always the biggest wild card. Extrapolating from my experience in China, one will usually have the highest probability of good performance with the generally assiduous sexy sauna girls. Occupying the next rung down the ladder are the KTV girls, with the BBS/pussy wagon girls at the bottom of the scale for least probable. I am always conscious of this, and consequently harbor the lowest expectations for these girls. I assume the encounter will be a quick, no-frills fuck, devoid of kissing, no blowjob, no this, no that.

However, once in a while one stumbles across a gem in what can otherwise be a dismal environment. And stumble is what I did. I had discovered a piece of dental floss spun from a diamond. I got her back to the room and into the shower. I was stunned that she proceeded to give me great DFK. Given the number of BBS girls that refuse to kiss, this was a momentous find, statistically speaking. My stunned state soon transformed into that of disbelief, because we got on the bed and she proceeded to give me an unsolicited BBBJ. I was incredulous. And extremely delighted.

After lavishing all that love and affection on the little purple one, she wanted to climb on. She capped him with a raincoat, spread her legs wide open, and we went to town. She loved it. It was rare indeed to find a BBS girl with this kind of attitude and performance. We finally finished off in doggie, me gripping that tiny ass to the very end. It was a great session. Although it was early in the evening, I decided to cap things off with her and end on a strong note. Between her and the previous night’s porn star, the tide was high. I wanted to savor the crest for a moment before the currents of life swept me out to sea again.

Thanks for reliving fond memories and mammaries. The China KTVs lend themselves to such a cordial assemblage like no other venue, and it was great to catch up with old friends and make new ones. My only regrets were that I couldn't coordinate with Smitopher and Merlin, and, of course, that I did with newbie.

In this my third visit to Changping (second in your company) and first to Chang-'an, I agree that the hotel massage girls were the most reliably attentive. They are very thoroughly trained, and the biggest challenge is to get them to deviate from the script.

On the earlier trips, I had a higher satisfaction ratio with very affectionate and compliant BBS girls, while my KTV kuties have often promised more than they deliver.

When will we hear of the rest of your odyssey?

Loved this report! Way to finish strong.

*clap* *clap* *clap*. Outstanding reporting my friend; now, after reading this TR, I am tempted to sue Viva Macau for lost opportunity costs and emotional distress.

Good to see things turned around a bit.

Maybe this report should have been entitled "Big Dick, Little China"

I noticed that you keep eating at McDonalds. Are you like Xen and will only eat US fast food when in Asia or maybe dont like Chinese food. Seems like a crime not to enjoy the amazing and cheap local food in China.

(Message edited by blazers on February 23, 2009)

Not at all. But I frequently found myself in situations where I had 20 minutes to eat dinner. That's it. When it has to be that fast, you know where to go.

Chinese is fine, but I don't eat Hunan.