It was Saturday night, and although my finances are in poor shape, every so often I just get it into my head that I am going to indulge in a shagfest.
There is a gorgeous 19 yo ex-Rainbow 3 dancer at Shark, a tall, perfectly proportioned Khmer girl from Surin who I had been shagging without paying the barfine (but still paying her 1500 for ST plus taxi fare), for months. Many of the more attractive, and more mercenary Rainbow girls have moved over to Shark, as Nana's fortunes continue to slide into the abyss.

For the past 2 months I have not seen my Shark fave--she is extrememly popular, and gets barfined at least once a night (she doesnt do LT, or go on trips with customers). In the past, when she didnt feel like going to work, but didnt want to make the night a total loss, she'd SMS me: 'U Want to C Me?'...and i would invariably respond with a resounding 'YES!'
So, I was jonesing for this girl, and decided I was going to shag her that night. I showed up at Shark around 7:15, and perched patiently, knowing she might not arrive til 9 (the hotties could care less about a small penalty from the bar for showing up late, they just pass it on to the customers later).
She sauntered in around 8:15, looking absolutely delectable, and I sent word upstairs to the dressing room that I wanted to pay her bar, and soon we were in a taxi home.

This girl has never been a top notch performer, but she was even less so in the shower than in trysts past. No real kissing anymore, and I used to shag her standing up in the shower for a good 15-20 mins before moving to a horizontal position in the bedroom.
She's not a starfish exactly, but she will not initiate anything...after licking her pussy for awhile and getting her to shudder and squeal in spite of herself, she gets warmed up enough to provide a sufficiently satisfying blowjob, but I rather doubt many customers get to enjoy her oral skills. She is so damn lovely I'd bet most guys have to struggle not to bust thier nut inside of 5 mins--and this is a ST pro who is not about to offer up a second round (I got one once, but it was lucky and I was being opportunistic!)

So, fast forward: we do the deed, I thoroughly enjoy watching her come really hard, we shower and she puts her clothes on. It's about 80 mins after we got back to the room. I offer her more cash to stay longer, but she understandably wants to get back to the bar before 10:30 to snag another customer, which I have no doubt she succeeded in doing.

I went back to Cowboy with her: it was early and I was feeling exxtrememly naughty.
In the taxi, we of corse got stuck in Sat night traffic, and I was asking her, why haven't you returned my calls? (I have been calling this fine young thang every day, trying to get another taste of her sweet ass since my gig moved away a month ago)
She said she's been busy, and would call me again when she was not busy anymore--like in 10 years, ha ha ha. Heh. I admire her honesty,anyhow.
I told her I liked it a lot more when she worked at R3 and was not so busy! She said she didnt believe I really missed her, and that I only started calling her again because my gig was gone. Fair enough.

Anyhow, this is one polar extreme of the gogo bargirl spectrum: an ice queen who is nominally polite and extremely gorgeous, will only go ST, can't wait to knock down a second barfine, and ain't gonna cut you any discounts or provide great service. She's a trophy fuck, and I think if you have seen her regularly and know how to press her buttons sexually, you can still salvage a good, mutually erotic time out of the deal. Otherwise, I'd guess you gotta throw 4000 bht at her to coax any sort of performance out of the girl.
Anyhow, mission accomplished: I knew what I wanted, got it, relished it, and no disappointments on either side of the transaction.

I shoulda stayed home, however.
Because what I ended up with for the rest of the night was the polar opposite of the Khmer jewel: a cute, young 18 yo from Sheba's who I have seen once before, and will refer to henceforth as the succubus.
I wandered into Shark, after seeing what was shaking at Dollhouse, and the succubus squealed with glee when she saw me.
She leapt on me and showered me with kisses. I barfined her perhaps a month ago, and she stayed LT for a ST price, starting to call me darling, and telling me how handsome I was, etc....experienced mongers know the routine.
The succubus wanted to know if she could stay with me that night, and I told her money's tight (it is, especially since dropping 1500 plus bf on the queen), and that she was welcome to come over, but I couldnt offer her any cash. 'No problem,' she said, 'I like you.'
She then began weaving a fanciful tale of how she works a second job during the day at 7-11, and how she doesnt get enough sleep.
I foolishly allowed this yarn to soften my heart, and offered to pay her bar so at least we could leave early and she could get some sleep. (gents, the most potent weapon you have in your mongering arsenal is a hard, stone-cold heart--I am normally way more 'jai dam', and not ashamed of it, it keeps me from being hoodwinked or developing unhealthy relationships with these girls. Considering how many of these gals I am barebacking, it's unhealthy enough without ESPECIALLY unhealthy emotional entanglements).

Ok, I've digressed: I pay her bar. We leave. But not before she eyes me checking out another very sexy dancer, probably the most popular one there (who tujunga barfined and then threw back, remember her?). She points at me and slices her forefinger across her throat dramatically, as if she'll kill me for looking at another girl.


Outside, she stops at a sidewalk bar where she knows some folks, and orders a couple beers for us. Her relationship with the sidewalk barowners is unclear, but some of them obvioulsy have known her a while, and one of them gives her an envelope, 'for her sister'.

She then comes up with the second tall tale of the evening: Oh poor me, I have no room and am staying at a hotel on Soi 19, it costs 1,300 bht a night. Well this is pure bs, as there are decent clean rooms to rent on Soi 4 for 600 bht. She asks me to wait, enjoy the beer, and she will go check out so she can save some money (again, bs, you cant check out of any hotel at 11pm and save a dime)--OK, whatever, it's a free shag, and she is nice enough, I will play along.

She returns about 15 minutes later, and we head off to my room. Meanwhile, the succubus, in between increasingly cloying 'Dah-ling'-this and 'Dah-ling'-that, has asked if she can stay with me....for a month! She claims she is haing trouble finding a room, which, again, is bs since there are more rooms for rent in BKK for 5-6,000 a month than you can shake a stick at. I tell her I will think about it (took me all of a millisecond to make my decision, but I thought I'd wait to tell her 'no').

OK, back in the room: we start to shag, it's clear she's not into it, I am tired and already fucked a girl who for my money is the hottest in all Cowboy, and I pull out, rinse off and try to get some shuteye. 'You are not enjoying it,' i tell her, 'you just want to have sex because you think i want to...if you no sanook, i no sanook, let's sleep.'

This triggers a freakout.
For the next 90 minutes or so, I am buffeted with a whiny interrogation in broken English, punctuated with heaving sobs:
'Why you want pay bar me?'
'You like her?' (a reference to the smoking hot girl I was eyeballing in Shebas)
'You want barfine she?'
'She is good, I no good. Why you want pay money me, why you not pay she?'

I tried to just sleep through it as best I could, rolling my eyes in the darkness, to no avail. This bitch was relentless. Using broken thai and the aid of a dictionary, I told her she was making problems for me, I had done nothing wrong, I paid her bar even though I could have shagged her for nothing, that she never gave me back the 400 baht change from the 1000-note I gave her for the barfine, that I would happily give her 500 baht to get her annoying ass to a soi 4 hotel and leave me the fuck alone so I could sleep. If you are angry at me, I told her, don't stay here!

'You dont like me anymore'

'No, right now I dont like you at all. I think it's time for you to go.'

This elicited more tears, which I did not react to. I told her if she cant shut up and go to sleep, she would have to leave.
She protested once or twice or thrice more 'I want take care you, but you dont let me' (part of the tizzy resulted from my cutting short the shag earlier, and she started obsessing on the idea that I really wanted to be shagging the younger, sexier girl at the bar--which is true, but I wasn't prepared to pay for that pleasure).

I told her she ought not to work at a gogo if she was going to lose her marbles every time a customer looked at another girl.
She began speaking to me in an accusatory tone, saying I hadnt called her since the last time she came over (duh, now you know why). To which I pointed out that she hadnt called me either, and in fact had forgotten my name!
'You are not my girlfriend, you cannot ask me these questions, and if you dont go to sleep now you must leave.'

We go to sleep, in the wee hours of the morning she entices me to shag her, and I oblige. I then kick her out as early as humanly possible, since I can't wait to get rid of the succubus.

Navigating bargirl psychology is as much an art as a science. And my judgment was severely lacking that evening for allowing the succubus to latch on to me, however briefly. It won't happen again, at least not with that particular girl!

Addendum:
She has called me 6 times since she left an hour ago.
No way am I going to answer!

Thanks for the well spun and interesting story. A free screw isn't worth that kind of pain in the ass. Of course the sting would have been worse, if you had pre-agreed to a big tip!

I really appreciate the effort in capturing the Thai bar girl dialect ("Why you no take she?"). Given a girl who wants to stay and a girl who wants to leave, I tend to prefer the one who wants to stay even if it costs me in the long run. I've had a girl get dressed to leave mid way through sex in an agreed-upon-beforehand long-time session! That being said, being up-front with a girl about the whole relationship is just so damn refreshing.

It wasn't exactly a free screw, as you paid her bar and she kept the change from the 1,000 Baht. I've had the same kind of problem and it feels like torture when they're questioning you like the USA wife would. At that point I know it's time for them to go. When I begin to think that I'd do anything for them to be gone I know it's time for me to man up and show them the door. Also I know it can be hard before the shag to know it's going to end like this. I had a gogo girl in Pattaya who had a hot body but was a little older and not the hottest in the bar. The girl showed me a great long time bareback everything and enthusiasim for 2,000 Baht tip. She was happy inspite of the fact that I woke her at 7:00 AM telling her that she had to go. Not telling her that she had to go before my prearranged girl for the days trip showed up. I barfined her again a couple of days later and got another good performance. Then a week later I took her and she turned into a whining starfish and I threw out with 500 Baht for her trouble and no boom boom. The whining turned into screaming as I made sure she was out my door. How can you tell sometimes?

Zupe, is this that really hot chick feature dancer from Isaan that I was going to do a fake barfine with so that you could bang her without endangering a regular you had at Sheba's? (And you eventually went in on your own, fined her, and had a terrible shag?)

Or is this the aforementioned regular and you two had mended the fences?

Or none of the above?

Mura
Sounds way too complicated. Why all the deceipt and drama.

Zuperfly
You of all people should know better than get involved in all that crap. Fuck em if you want to or choose someone else. She would be back begging to see you again either way. If not I think there are a few others to take her place.

Mura, the one you are referring to is the one she got jealous about!

Khun M, you are right, I should know better. But some nights, once you get going, inertia takes over! I would have treated her more harshly if I did not live here. her propensity for looney drama is too great, and she knows where I live. You know there are hidden risks with making an emotionally unstable thai girl go ballistic....she could ruin your night someday far into the future.

You know, there is something about Sheba's girls. They get overly dramatic. This is the second time I had one of them start bawling over my butterfly ways.
This is why I was going to have Murasaki barfine the hot feature dancer there, so I wouldn't get too much shit from the other girls.
She has a really great body, but it was not great sex.
The dramatics these girls go off on is really tiresome, and I have not had this issue at other bars, where the girls may get a bit miffed, but in the end they know the score.
Unfortunate, as Sheba's can otherwise be a very fun bar. Resist, if you can, the urge to barfine the hottie feature dancer with the serpent tatoo on her lower back/hip--her breasts are amazing, and she is a fireball in the bar, but is extrememly mercenary and will provide the lowest level of service she reckons she can get away with.

And this is why I normally skip BKK when I go to Thailand every year.

These girls werent opposite ends of the sectrum..more like the same side of two different coins.

(we both know why I tossed her back)