A month in Pattaya--Part 4

Is it just me, or do you see the hottest chicks paying you lots more attention when you are already with a woman? Last night I was in Lucifer on Walking Street with my friend Plum dancing our asses off. Three INCREDIBLE hotties pop up right in front of me and just start grinding their little mini-skirted asses into me. Needless to say, Plum didn't think that was such a great thing. She sprang up, and although I couldn't understand the Thai, the body language said, "If you don't get the fuck out of here right now, I'm gonna kick all three of your asses." This was nice, demure, sweet little Plum. A total sweetheart, getting ready to do some serious violence on these little miniskirted hotties faces. And she meant it, I'm sure. We left, and as we walked back to our moto, she unleashed a tirade of verbage about bar girls, in both English and Thai. The veins in her neck were all bulged out and it took about an hour to calm her down. Lucky for me I didn't grind those girls back. Sweet little me did the right thing for once.

You see, Plum is the girl I wrote about in Part One of this report. She works in a soapy massage parlor and two weeks ago borrowed her friend's motorbike and we went zooming all over the place and had a fantastic time. And, as I said in that other report, she paid for everything. I didn't shell out one single baht for a wonderful day and night with her. Anyway, Plum and I got together for two days before I go back to the States. She had two days off scheduled for her "mens" time, menstruation. And she was indeed mestruating lightly. FANTASTIC woman FANTASTIC sex. This time she let me pay for most of the stuff we did, but not all. And she wouldn't take any money from me at all. In fact, she was insistent that if I saved money, I would be able to come and see her again.

I know about being careful about getting too attached to these girls, and I've learned some painful lessons before, but I swear my affections for her are taking over. This girl treated me to about a million little kindnesses that just won me over. Part of it was that she didn't coddle me or go overboard trying to make me happy. We didn't hold hands much (for Thais holding hands is somewhat off limits. Too much affection in public just isn't done). Once again, both mornings I was with her, we had this really slow, really affectionate and tender lovemaking session. She's smoking hot, with a fantastic body and a great set of breasts and the exact kind of ass that I love. And she is, to put it mildly, an incredible woman in her own right. She's fiercely independent and doesn't want any falang having any sort of control over her. She totally hooked me up, again and again, and as a result of not spending very much money the last two days, I'll have a lot to take back to the US with me. She gave me a number of little gifts that she purchased on her off time during the two weeks we didn't see each other--gifts that each in its own way were well thought out and chosen just for me. Each gift fit a very specific facet or need in my life. In other words, when I was talking to her, she was really listening to who I am, and even listened between the lines to things I didn't exactly verbalize. I mean hell, if a woman did stuff like that in the States, you'd definitely sit up and take notice. Well, I sat up and took notice. I hate to say it, but she hooked me good. I'm not too sure what to make of all of it, but I can say, being with her was the best thing that's ever happened to me in Thailand. Ever.

And here are some curiosities I just want to mention about Thailand in general:

You ever notice the distincive flat and spread out toes of girls from Isaan? I find it fascinating.

You ever notice how when they construct things like hotel bathtubs, they always tilt it exactly right so the water runs out onto the floor rather than back into the tub? I think that has been 100% in the hotels I've been in.

You ever notice that some chick you think is smoking hot gets scornful looks from the hotel staff because she's too dark (and therefore ugly), but if you bring a whiter-looking chick, they treat her better?

You ever want to fuck the two chicks who clean your room every day? I've never actually done it, but I've wanted to at lots of hotels.

You ever notice how the chicks you're with always clean their silverware with a napkin before using it? And how the restaurant doesn't really do much to clean those dishes except scrub them in a big pail of water? I have never, ever gotten sick eating food in any restaurant or street stand.

You ever notice how steep the stairs can sometimes be? And how your big falang feet can easily slip and you take a nasty fall?

You ever notice how you can be on a flight of stairs and all of the stairs are identical, except there will be one, either at the top, the middle, or the bottom that is not the same? And you are lucky you didn't kill yourself?

You ever wanted to be a Thai cop so you could stand there all day writing tickets and collecting money from people who don't wear their helmets? I sat and watched a cop write about 60 tickets in a couple hours one time. And the person I was with said he's collecting at least 100 baht from each one.

You ever consider how tedious and boring this whole bar-girl/gogo girl thing can be if you were one of those girls? But you can support a family of five or more on a couple barfines a week. And you sit and watch a falang like me smoking 10 dollar cigars all day long. Or you watch this falang go shopping and spend 20,000 baht in an afternoon on kitschy crap that he even spends 7000 baht to ship back to his friends. And you, the girl, agreed to 1000 baht a day and he can fuck you as often as he likes.

OK. Finishing now. I LOVE Thailand. In general, I find the people among the most beautiful and interesting, with a deep rich culture that with a little effort reveals a beauty and a solidity that I admire greatly.

And now, if I can just find one more short-time for a quickie before my plane leaves (wink).

Thanks for reading!

Stump

Yes, having a tight pussy, which I get to bang, will make any person seem more interesting, less superficial, and inspire admiration.

Woman like a challenge, same as when your with a girlfriend, woman are suddenly interested in you. but as soon as your on your own woman don`t want to know.

All that is very nice, yes.
But when you find your 'affections' taking over, try to remember this:
she is financing those gifts, meals and drinks for you by shagging scores of strangers every week! So when she reaches into her purse to take out a couple thousand baht, just picture the anonymous penis she sucked to get it, and that ought to keep you from losing your head.

ahh! i have to admit, as a new monger i have fallen. my next trip i am in a dilemma of weather or not to see them or hide from them! just be careful dood! the good guys always wish the best or ideal situations but i for one know nothing behind the scenes. there is an objective. on both your parts.

never wanted to do the cleaning ladies but damn those desk girls are cute! and that one in the internet shop! oh and that girl selling shirts on soi 13. and that girl... ahh! too many!!!

1. Yes, its from working the fields and the destroyed their feed and and now it looks like mini-bigfoot.
2.Get more towels
3. Yeah, bring lighter chics back. If the clerk has lighter skin...she will look at your date like dog shit.
4. that's beyond nasty..why fly 16 hours to consider something like that.
5. balance
6.No, actually its a shitty job. I rather be a go-go bar owner and fuck who I want in the locker room.
7. I'll smoke my Monte Cristo's #2 and get dirty looks from the entire place. Then I'll ask the girl to drop her prices, because its the slow season.
8.Nope, I like Thailand the best b/c - out of the entire Asia, they have the best Western look/style. As far as clothing, hair, jewerly, etc...

CN

" if it seems too good to be true....it probably is"(that's Thailand).
If you like a girl, go and meet the family as soon as possible, stay with them, they may be good or bad. Know what you are buying into.
Be careful buddy.

But hey!! it does work sometimes

The Yobbo