The next morning I went to the Dawin Hotel Lobby for breakfast. This is a cute little Boutique Hotel at the end of Soi 4. Fairly new, and absolutely pristine in condition. My rate I had booked in the U.S. was about $55 a night. Maybe a bit high, but I wanted to be comfortable the first few days.
Very professional service, I thoroughly enjoyed this hotel. They also provided free Van transportation to Pattaya if you are staying at their other properties-Dynasty Resort or Inn, saving a few Baht on the transfer.
Who would have thought that I would find the best pancakes in the world in Bangkok, Thailand???
There was an obvious english speaking chap seated near me, so I struck up a convo. Nice guy, moved to BKK from Canada. Trying to act as a "normal" tourist, I asked where I could get a Thai massage without a happy ending. I had plans to go to Bangkoks version of "Hell Club" that night, & wanted to save my energy. However, I am a massage fan, and wanted to relax from the trip. He directed me right down the street just half block...
So, I did a bit of walking around, got a BAD haircut & a shave at a local beauty parlor. But, it was an experience I can chalk up in my "Bucket List" book.
Went to the little massage place down the street to see what it was all about. Seemed very innocent from the looks. Lots of women getting foot massages, so I joined in.
A massuese who is named something like SUE, but shall forever be known as the Fucking Cunt from Hell, did the honors.
The foot massage was both enjoyable and painful. When they start poking those punjii sticks between your toes, it gets a bit intense... I asked if I could take her picture, she seemed surprised but said okay, and I pulled out my...Zune...in my exhaustion & coping with jet lag I had left my camera in my room. I regret that, as I would like to have a better picture of Sue.
After the foot massage, which felt sooooo damn good, I asked her if she would give me an oil massage. Of course she said yes...and escorted me to a private room upstairs. Asked if I wanted to shower. Hell, why not? You start sweating when you walk out of the hotel, thought it would feel nice.
Showered, left on my skivvies, and climbed on the table. Boys, if you have NOT had a massage in Thailand, you are missing the boat. Although I found later I prefer the true THAI massage to the OIL, I did not know that this time.
The Fucking Cunt from Hell worked me over top to bottom. I was in a stage of Nirvana when she moved me on my back. After a while, she began running her hands up the inside of my thighs. No problem, I have a massuse at home. BUT she kept getting closer & closer, and next thing I know she is rubbing so far up she is touching my balls on the slow upswing...
Little Toyz can't stand the pressure & stands at attention thinking this is a call to arms. No matter how much I try to think of fat american women, I got harder and harder...to the point where I was shuddering on the upstroke...
I apologized thinking this was a "regular massage" and The Fucking Cunt from Hell said, (my name) its okay, you want me to take care of it???
Well, I don't know about you. But the answer was pretty easy for me...
I asked, "what can you do?'
The TFCFH said, "Oh, I do everything"...and started taking off her clothes...when all that was left but a little bitty black G-String, TFCFH said, "for 2500 Baht, I do it all-with massage..." Now, the massage bill was up near 1000 Baht already, so I thought what the hell...
TFCFH, apologized that she was "fat"...and all I saw was a bit of baby fat as she was FAR from fat...23 years old. THCFH leaned forward for me to suck on those little brown Thai nipples...she moaned a bit, reached down & started stroking me...slowly, no hurry, just a deft hand taking me to Nirvana...
After a bit, she moved down for a very, very nice BBBJ, again, no hurry just letting me enjoy. She was very good at deep throating, almost taking all of me down that hot, asian throat...
At long last she provided a condom, girded my loins, and mounted me from above. Damn! This girl was TIGHT! She tried to take it slow, but I was wired to the max and grabbed her hips pounding her against me...
Gents, I had the hardest orgasm I've had in ages...she leaned forward, letting me nurse a bit more, then easily extracted herself from my impailing...
She cleaned me up and THEN, gave me another 30 minutes of back rub with her naked and leaning against me...
I showered, smiled, and left...
And I was totally fucked up for the rest of the day, did a little walk up to Siam Square via BTS & went to the Hard Rock. But was NOT up to going to Hell Club because she had drained me for a full day...
The next morning I went to pick up laundry at the laundry close to her massage parlour of deceite, and its like you've heard. They have memories like a fucking elephant, She runs out the front door shouting my name... I lie and say I will see her tomorrow, as I am not going to let her take another day away!
Siam Square is a nice diversion for a few hours....
NANA Plaza Clubs
