What is it about # 83
I'm here in Pattaya for a week on business, I come every 3 weeks or so.
I've waxed lyrical before re # 83 from Happy-a Go Go but for those who have not read basically the story was that # 83 who is smoking hot and just spins my dial big time has an issue and that issue for one reason or another is me.
Last trip I was drinking with here in the bar and aksed her short time price.. she stated B2000 I jokingly said " are you worth it" she gets up in a huff and runs away .
This trip bought here a drink and said " sorry if I offended you it was meant as a joke" She smiles and says OK.
So last night I got one of the waiters who I know well, to get her off the stage for a drink... a tequila arrives next to me and she walks up , she downs it and without a word walks away...
Im Ok with this in fact its sort of sad that she carrys on like this .. as stated before if she had the personality of say some of the girls in Secrets/ Soi 6 or Whats Up she would be the package.
What I cant figure out is why the reaction... allot of the girls in the bar know me.. I've bar fined allot, the staff know me and every girl Ive been with from there comes over when I come in to say hi so its not like Im an asshole and give the girls a hard time.
Perhaps there's something Im missing here.. perhaps its her way of geting more drinks ??

Anyway back to #83 issues. Angelwitch which has some new acts which are really good.. mamasan still a fucking pain about buying her and everyone else a drink".. was in there earlier this week and #83 in Angelwitch is a nice girl.. have talked to her on previous trips...
I asked her earleir this week if she wanted to barfine and she stated she did but could we do it later in week as she has painters and decorators in ( period). So we agree on Saturday.
Last night met girl in Happy a Go Go t girl who had only been working for three days and was really shy but very cute...it was early so barfined her went aorund to Marine for some seafood ( great seafood) and then asked her where she wants to go and she says she wants to see Angelwitch show... now remember this is Faiday and the night agreed on with #83 at AW is Saturday.
We go to AW and watch show and I bump into #83 on way to toilet, say hi and are we still on for tommorrow( Saturady) night to which she snaps back something ans storms off... now its not like she hasnt seen me before with other girls.. so I excuse myself from my current girl for two minutes and go to talk to #83 and she is crying and clearly doesnt want to talk... I cant remember earlier in the week that we made agreement that it would be Saturady and that in interim I would exhibit all the hallmarks of a Franciscan monk ... whats up with this.
So apart from 83 being the highest score I ever made in cricket it represents seemingly hate and scorn in one place and hurt and disspointment in another
I cant work it out .. Any ideas ?
I will probabaly go back to AW tonight and see if #83 wants to go but if she starts carry on well there are allit of other numbers between 1 and 100 to pick from.
Anyway enough about my issues with #83.. on to something useful
Some snippets from various bars

Whats Up.. still good value and has good feel barfined one of the dancers from there this week.. second time with this gril and she is just nice as pie.. even folded my clothing.. I never seen my underpants folded so neatly

AW... two memorable overhaerd quotes... Mamasan bothering guy next to me for drink for her as she found him a seator done some other act of incredible exertion that warrants a drink.. he says " hey music is really good.. she says without even batting an eyelid.. drink for DJ ?

Second one.. big Russian bear .. really scary character sitting behind me.. type of guy who shoots first and doesnt bother to ask questions after.. he's talking to some girl and all of a sudden in that Russian Englih accent.. "what the fuck do you mean you have period".. you said that two weeks ago.. girl Im sorry it very heavy....

AW # 22 has something about her.. might be diplomatic though if #83 doesnt want to play or is just too struck down with greif still then I leave #22 to three weeks time when I have to come back.

Call me Einstein but I figured out what it is about Happy a Go Go.. yes they have nice girls in fact some are right cute.. did I mention # 83 ? but its fact that you have a clear view of them and you have a long time to look as they rotate from side to side and down the runway so to speak.. some other bars you cant see, they dont rotate so allot of timese you are left wondering if the ass you see on the other side has nice face or something from a train wreck .

Food.. Marine open air seafood still best in my book.. need a few more fans as it can get right sticky but its good food at reasonable prices.. far better than the places on the ocean side of walking street.

Secrets.... Ive gone off this place a little.. it used to be easy to sit in their and have a quiet libation or three but its sort of lost the spark and is rapidly becomeing a liitle bit dead
Music at times is like cross betwen Sound of Music and Sid Viscous.

I mentioned before in a quick chat note that while siting by pool at hotel I saw guy walk in with ladyboy right by everyone and almost with a proud " look what Ive got" saunter. well this morning he topped that boiught two of them down to breakfast.. should have seen the looks from the staff not to mention the other guests ... these katooey in typical fashion were not dressed in the " love me for my mind attire" .

Sharks Bar.. its strange when the girls out on the street trying to get you into the bar are just so much bettef than those inside.. whats with the angled dance platforms.. what a waste of space.... not my favourite bar

Shenanigans Jontien.. got taken here by client for a drink.. bar run by Aussie called Shane... on Wednesday night 5-7 he flips you for the drink.. you win the tos you dont pay.. I had 7 scotch and waters and only paid for 1.. maybe I used all my luck up there but the bar is nice... not a pick up place more a bring your own but also not one of these joints like Gullivers that is devoid of real character.

Intend to go down this afternnon to Soi 6 and have a wander... Pattaya is still to me sooo much better than Phuket and Bangkok..

Got the shits... no I mean literally then do as Thai's do.. a plate of mroning glory stops the trots and will put you right

Havenet got the shits.. then have a plate anyway its good and taste great.

Great little alleyside Thai eatery with really fresh seafod is on asme alley as Beach Club/ AW just after beach club but before AW on same side.. older lady runs it and she goes to seafood market everymorning... allot of times I will eat there alone because it early in evening.. whe keeps on trying to get me laid and points out nice girls as they scurry in to go to work in bars... very funny...

Hope I havent bored you all here and added a few snippets of value...
Travel safe but be bad Chhers

cheers Monte! thanks for the quick updates! i'll be in Pattaya in about a week! will check out the new AW shows! as for #83, don't know what to tell you fella but you seem to have it figured out... "...other numbers between 1 and 100 to pick from..." and those hilarious lines! buy the DJ a drink! hehe! that mamasan is a shark for sure! cheers!

Thanks for the fun read and useful info. I always wondered about that seafood place next to Beach club. I'll give it a shot next month. I seem to remember asking about her prices and not being that impressed. I like to eat the crab in green curry sauce dish a lot, but it's pretty expensive most places.

THE LAST WORD ON #83

Well at least part of the mystery is cleared up.

I sort of had last night blues.. had sessions in the morning with previous night sleepover and then in afternoon in Soi 6 ( La La Land) so wasn’t feeling like having a blinder rather more do some reconnaissance for next trip in 3 weeks time.
I decided I would avoid going to Living Dolls and seeing # 83. Not so much beacuse of #83 but fact I had barfined from there 3 times this week and girls were starting to look at me a serious contributor to their fiscal health so was never being left alone.
It might be all wrong but I figure if she’s nasty inside then she’s not going to be flower of exquisite perfume outside and sometimes the ones who are a 9.5 are pretty shite back in the room.. sort of Ferrari body but doesn’t do allot “flat out”

So started off by going to AW and seeing what situation was with # 83 there after last nights fiasco.
Well when I get there mamasan is standing out front with both hands around a drink.. I said hi she ignores me… I think what the hell… am I persona non gratis here now… turns out she was pryaing to Buddha.. I apologise for interupting her.. hell how was I to know.. next time hang a frickin sign around your neck.

I go inside its early, all the girls are there.. I speak to Lek mamasan who knoes all about last night and she tells me she talked with #83 after I left last night.
She tells me #83 not at work.. I ask bar fine ? she says no left !! left as in not work tonite ? no left as in never come back.
It took a drink and a few minutes to get full story but seems #83 has left AW. She has had a long term farang friend who looks after her money wise etc and he has arrived in Thailand for full time living and she has joined him. Lek Mamasan said that #83 was upset as I earlier on in week had told her Friday ( Im sure it was Saturday as I wanted her to be well clear of period and that finished on Thursday) , she #83 had delayed going to stay with her long term farang so she could go out Friday and when she saw me enter with girl she got all upset……

Nice story if you believe it… but the Lek mamasan was serious and #83 was really upset and crying etc on the previous night…. Who knows.. who cares.. good luck to her…

So onto the night… feeling dead hungry so the little seafood place had pleasure of my company.. older lady who is boss/owner still trying to get me hooked up..funny moment.. a katooey walked done alley towards walking street.. as always everyone looks… I look around after glancing at katooey and I can see the older lady thinking to herslf “ I wonder if reason I never see him with girl is because he like katooey”.. plain as day so I wave my hand to indicate the negative and she starts laughing… funny how sometimes you can just read what a person is thinking plain as day.

Anyway onwards into the world of sin and debauchery…
I decided to go to a few places I haven’t been for awhile… started at Carousel.. I had forgotten about the horse on the stage but it had the best butt of any on stage.. I was tempted to ask the waitress how much barfine for horse but figured that had probably been said only a couple of million times before
One girl dancing Im sure saw years ago on a BBC news cast with Princess Diana spooning her food at a malnutrition clinic.. she was literally a skeleton and just not pleasant to look at
Out of carousel… its not worth the effort to part the curtains in that place and into Paris… again not much in fact pretty bloody average… so its into Living Dolls being careful not to stray down to Happy a Go Go.
Living dolls can be real hit or miss. Tonight was hot but once again for some reason managed to get a girl pissed with me.
The few times I had been in earlier in the week I had talked to a nice girl with sort of curly hair.. my mate barfined her when we were here in Feb and said she was a firecracker although everyone my mate does is a firecracker according to him…
Any way this girl was dressed in nice blue.. non bar dress and was in corner with lots of friends including Thai men and ladies who you normally don’t see in bar… I then remembered she had told me it was her birthday…. So obviously birthday celebration…. I was tempted to think why come to work and invite all your outside friends to have party but you know Thai bar girls.. they will take vacation and come back and sit in club
Shortly after she ( Blue dress) wanders over and says hi.. Im sitting with another girl at this stge and then she goes back to her table.. I ask waitres to buy drink and can she take it over to girl which she does.. miss blue dress comes over and stands there.. I tell her hey just wanted to buy you drink and say happy birtjhday no need to come over ,stay with your friends and your party… she takes this as I don’t want her around me so storms off….. how do I manage this… I cant remember her number but wonder if its not the dreaded #83….
One of the girls in Living dolls is a muggle blood.. mixed parents and while she is bigger framed she has the come hither and fuck me look on her.. #70 is from Isaan and is a cutie.. in fact I suspect she may be from Cambodia but has smoking body…Da the girl Wombat wrote his great report on is there too.
As stated tonight was more of a recon trip for my next visit so mentally arming myself that I must come back and do the muggle blood lass I depart and pop into Beach Club.
By this stage Ive got last night blues.. hate flying with hangover and pretty shagged from working during the week and partying hard all night so Im in one of those sit back moods.. So decide to play “ cut and paste bargirl lotto”.For those who you are not familiar you choose a girl who has face that is cute say # 22 then choose an girl with a good body say#12 and then the set of tits you like say on girl #26 then cut and paste it all together.. then take the total of these and divide by 3 and ask waitress is number 30 working…. Great game to play with a few guys and sometimes you’d be surprised at what 30 or whoever it is looks like.. Ive ended up meeting allot of girls that I wouldn’t necessarily have met doing this and some were real sweeties… if there is no 30 then go 29 or 31 or whatever number its closest… be warned if you start asking the waitress to bring you # 30 and she say not have..OK 29 .not have OK 31.. not have OK 28.. you will get some funny looks from her.

Its funny at times when you think about it.. but we all at times write about a club here on the board how it didn’t have much talent etc when truth is if you took some of these low scorers from bar dressed em up and put em in bar in Sydney you’d probably say whoa look at that hottie… is all comparative to where you are.

Anyway finished off night with a couple of hours of C4 with group of girls at one of these open bars…lots of fun and really had a good time with the girls behind the bar…. At this stage Im beat and I can hear my pillows calling me.

Take- aways.. lesson learned or re-remembered

1) Whether you have been a asshole or not ,worry not about the smoking hot girl who hates you.. she probably has hallmarks of a jellyfish in the sack and thinking about her or trying to make it right is only vexatious for the soul.
2) Add in a good dose of reality to thinking.. What I was told re #83 was probably true but reality is you know with bar girls and go go clubs there is always a twist in the tale I doubt I really meant that much to her….
3) Don’t forget the open air bars.. you may not get a stunner there ( although there were a few) but you will find girls just so happy and easy to be around that its fun and rewarding for not allot of baht.
4) Its good to have plans in advance but if it all goes pear shaped then it wasn’t meant to be… I had at start of trip mentally figured I try and do the two 83’s, the one from Secrets I like, the other girl from Happy and Miss blue dress from living dolls… I accomplished only one of these but wasn’t alone any night save for Saturday night.
5) Go back for muggle blood
6) The horse ???
7) Red Cross malnutrition kit to be sent to Carousel…
8) Mix and match.. afternoon activity on Soi6 can be a great way to have a more fun evening later as you generally are relaxed and in a ‘if it happens tonight it happens” mood.

Cheers to all, enjoy youselves

Ah, the Carousel Waif. I saw her as well when I was there. She looked like a lot of fun as she was having a great time with a few customers; lots of smiles and laughing. I would have quite enjoyed meeting her (hey, I like the short runway-model look), but she was tied up with a couple of tables of guys.

I love the horse reference. I'd never heard it before; very funny.