Nogales Day 1 - Friday March 9, 2001

This is the first day of my "Nogales/Juarez Sex Tour". I just got back home a few hours ago, and my dick is still smoking.

I arrive in Phoenix mid morning, pick up my rental car, and by about 2:30PM I'm checked in to the Best Western in Nogales Arizona. After lunch at Denny's I'm off for some early strip club action across the border. I forget about that quick left across the tracks and immediately I am lost. One of the hundreds of self-appointed "guides" finds me and asks if I want to see some titties. He's my man and gets me to Cherries (pronounced "Sherries" by my new friend Marco). He gets a commission from the club for bringing me there, and $2 from me. He says he can get me women, drugs for half price, or anything else I want for cheap.

I pay the cover charge, am seated at a table between the bathrooms and collect my "free" beer. As my eyes adjust to the darkness I see that there is quite a variety of ladies here. Initially I am a little disappointed. I had heard that Nogales had the best looking girls of all the border towns, but right now I don't see 'em. There are some drunk college guys sitting at the stage and I move my base of operations next to them. I am admiring a slim girl with an extraordinarily fine ass, and one of my new college buddies says she gives good table dance. Since I'm already into my 3rd beer by this point, I pop a 50mg Viagra, and a half hour later when I feel the "flush" I buy my first table dance. Her name is Dominique and she has a very nice body, with that perfectly formed ass and nice little (B-cup?) titties. It's certainly worth $7 to feel that body of hers, but attitude-wise she isn't really there, so I don't persue a private dance, although the ticket sellers swarm me almost before the table dance is finished.

I go back to my seat and get a warm smile from a cute girlie by the name of Samantha. Boom, another table dance for me. Her body isn't as spectacular as Dominique's, but she is more enthusiastic. Very enjoyable. Another $7 well spent.

Around this time I first notice the main attraction. Full lips, light skin, long dark hair, large hooters flying out of a push-up bra, and a nice exposed-to-the-world ass. I get her attention and ask her name. When she says "Monserat" something clicks from this board and I immediately buy a table dance (now $8 instead of $7 for some reason). Very very nice, prompting me to immediately buy a private dance ($20). I ask her how much for "extras" and she tells me "$50 for sex". I say how about $40 and she agrees. I tip the time keeper $5 as suggested on redsnake and the fun begins.

Monserat is awesome. Great enthusiasm and attitude, and a nice sexy warm smile. And she is so eager to please. When I don't get off after 2 songs I tell her I probably won't be able to "finish" (as the girls like to say), but that it's OK. She gives me this sad look and by using the universal sign language tells me to jerk off on her titties. I do and everything is good. The week of saved up "leche" makes quite a mess, but Monserat is happy and gives me a kiss. Absolutely awesome. After she cleans up and dresses, I pull out my camera and ask if I can take her picture. She gives me this funny look, shakes her head no and exits the room. By the way, we never got a knock on the door, so I think time-keeper tipping works well at Cherries.

At about 7:30 I leave Cherries to stock up on Viagra. I run into Marco again and he says he knows where I can get Viagra for much cheaper than the $16 I was quoted at the first farmacia. I tell Marco that I'll give him the $16 and he can keep the difference as a propina. He seemed quite happy with that arrangement so he must not be paying much for it.

On the way to the farmacia, Marco tells me about 2 girls he can get for me for $40 (each). One of them is beautiful, slim, and only 17 years old. I tell him that's illegal and he says "Not in Mexico". I'm guessing the girl is probably not so beautful, and a few years past 17.

After picking up my vitamin V I ask Marco what are the best clubs and he says Placers and Rio. This generally agrees with what I've read here, so we go to Placer's. The club isn't actually open yet, but someone escorts me in anyways. I order a margarita (not very good) and watch employees change light bulbs for awhile. There are a few girls coming in and out of a back room, and they look very promising; overall quite a bit better looking than the Cherries' girls.

Pretty soon the club officially opens and guys and girls start filtering in. I sit at the stage next to Rodrigo, who is having a good time and speaks fluent Spanish and English. Rodrigo claims that Placer's is the best strip club in North America. He could be right.

The first girl to dance is Kayla. She has an exotic look, with dark skin and hypnotizing eyes and the kind of perfectly proportioned body I go crazy over. Rodrigo introduces himself by licking her boob while she's talking to another guy. She and Rodrigo talk for awhile, and then she comes over and sits on my lap and inquires if I want a private. I try to explain that I'm not ready yet but I'm not sure she understands me. Kayla is the only girl I noticed that walks around topless the whole night. She has spectacular hooters, but I think any girl will get more attention (and dances) by leaving something to the imagination at least some of the time.

The girls at Placer's are fabulous! To my eyes, this selection of girls is as attractive as in any strip club I've ever been to. And the kicker is that these girls will suck my dick! I love Mexico!

A bartender gives Rodrigo a list of all the girls that are supposed to be good in the private rooms. Along comes a knockout babe, Diana, who promptly sits on my lap and asks if I want a private. Yes, she is on the list! Diana's chosen attire is a bikini, and to me is about the best all around package in the club (although that's a tough call). I suggest a table dance to warm up. The table dance convinces me so quickly I actually consider cutting it short so we can get private. We agree to $40 for a blowjob and go upstairs.

Wow! Diana gives an amazing BJ! She looks you in the eye and smiles so nice (at least I think she was smiling, it was hard to tell with my dick in her mouth). She alternates between 3 BJ variations: a "normal" BJ on her knees, a "side view" BJ that is just fantastic to behold and which allows playing with her wonderful boobs, and a tittie fuck with a suck at the end of each stroke, which is my favorite.

I had neglected to tip the time-keeper and the yell of "Diana!" comes way too soon. She asks if I want to pay for more time. This is quite the business tactic. Of COURSE I want more time! $20 gets handed out through the curtain. More great sucking. She asks if I want sex for $50 more; I decline. Once again the guy yells "Diana!", and once again I fork over $20. A third call, and I'm dipping into my drink/table dance money now. Finally I'm out of money. She gives me a smile and a kiss and leaves. She doesn't seem overly concerned that I'm left high and dry, but then again she tried her heart out to get me to the finish line. What else could she do? Later when she takes the stage, she gives me a knowing smile. Diana gets 2 ENTHUSIASTIC thumbs up from me. She is an awesome girl. A little sneaky perhaps, but I don't hold that against her.

I still have a couple of $5s and a few $1s left after Diana, so I buy another round for Rodrigo and his friends, and still have some $1s to give the girls on stage. Prompted by Rodrigo, we have some fun delivering dollar bills to the girls with our teeth, first vertically, then horizontally lying on our backs. At one point there are 4 of us all lying on our backs on the stage with dollar bills in our teeth. Pretty funny.

Out of money, I leave around 12:30, get some breakfast at Denny's and go to bed. I had expected a lot from Nogales, but so far it has exceeded even my high expectations.

And the next day it gets even better! I will post Day 2 of my "Nogales/Juarez Sex Tour" in the next day or so if anyone is interested.

Capn Dave

hell ya we want to hear about day 2.

I second that hell ya. Fantastic post.

Capn Dave... I guess you see why we say Nogie is the best kept secret around. TJ and Juarez are considered the places to go, but Nogie is the place to really go, have fun and still leave with your wallet. I've been with Monserat and she is toooo much fun!

Ya if you like you fun on a chair in a closet and start to finish within six minutes. I prefer a room with a bed and shower for 30 minutes at the same price. I live a hour from Nogales but goes to TJ more often! The quality of the ladies in the clubs are about the same. However, TJ have larger selections and street girls too. CapnDave paid $108 for a 18 minute BJ! For that much money, he could have spent a hour with her in TJ. Nogales is ok if you close by but if you're flying, TJ is earier, better, and cheaper to go.

I suppose it's inevitable since this is a Tijuana-based site, but I really dislike the negative comparisons of Nogales vs. Tijuana. THEY ARE 2 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES! I like them both, but Kojak you obviously only like the TJ experience, so I recommend you only go there.

Here's my take on the differences:

NOGALES
Pick one of a half dozen quality clubs in a safe relaxed neighborhood a block from the border. Watch many (!) absolutely stunning women dance naked for you while you enjoy a cool beverage. Occasionally take one for an $8 test drive, feeling their awesome body first hand. Decide on a favorita (a tough choice) and take her to a private room and have her suck your dick or fuck you like a madwoman.

Repeat as needed.

TIJUANA
Take a $5 taxi to a dangerous neighborhood. Go to either Adelita's or Chicago Club. Fight the crowds of men to get a beer (AB), or sit in an empty bar (CC). Spend most of the night trying to determine which chicas are really attractive, and which ones are only made to look that way. Buy a girl a drink (at CC costing the same as a lap dance in Nogales) and try to determine BY TALKING TO HER if she will be a good lay. You take your chance and hope she's not wearing a padded bra or that her tits don't sag to her waist. You go to the room for 10-20 minutes of sex. And then what? Do you really feel like going back into AB or CC after sex? I don't.

OK, before you hit that "Post" button, I have intentionally exagerrated the negatives of TJ. My point is, depending on what you're looking for you could prefer Nogales over TJ, or maybe even (horrors) LIKE THEM BOTH.

Hey I love TJ, I'll be there next month. But I guarantee I'll also be back to Nogales. By the way, that $108 blow job is something I will remember for the rest of my life. And no, I couldn't have spent an hour with Diana in TJ for the same price, because THERE IS NO DIANA IN TIJUANA!

Capn Dave

You right about which place one prefer depends on what interest you. I didn't said that TJ was the greatest place on earth. I was just comparing the facts. Nogales is ok for what they offer. It is certainly not cheaper than TJ. It all depends on what you're looking for. It was a reply to Bigralph's comment that the Nogales is the best place.

I'm not posting to argu with anyone. Just trying to keep a reality check. I read these post for information, experience, and entertainment. We all tend to exaggerate a little. But calling Nogales the best place is whooper! I have found great ladies in Nogales, TJ, and Neuvo Loredo. I'm sure you would agree that it just depends on being at the right place at the right time.

Actually my pick for North America would be Montreal. If given the chance, it is worth the trip. For $100USD, a young ladies would come to your hotel room for one hour of GFE sex. No one to tell you that time is up and they always stay for the whole hour! Most of the ladis are pretty students or student age with sexy French accents. The ladie's attitude is good to great which is unusual for most Mexican boarder towns. There are lots of info on escorts on http://www.canbest.com

The things I hate about the Nogales scene is that the ladies are always trying to get as much money out of you as they can and the ticket seller is always in your face. After a while you too would get tired of this. We are all looking to make money. And I know the argument that "It is cheaper than the U.S. clubs". For God sake, it is Mexico. How much is enough for a little fun? These ladies make more than doctors and lawyers.

Kojak,I checked out that website. It sounds like the prices are more than $100,usually $200-$250 and the chicas are alot like TJ girls....most don't give "GFEs or BBBJs" but are friendly and professional.

Nogales Day 2 - Saturday March 10, 2001

This is the second day of my "Nogales/Juarez Sex Tour", and is my only full day in Nogales. Tomorrow I drive to Juarez Mexico.

I sleep in, and am pleased to discover I have no trace of hangover. I attribute this to my late night Denny's meal, lots of water, and aspirin just before bed.

Pleasant memories of Diana at Placer's puts a smile on my face. I decide to have lunch in Mexico, even though a bad experience in Tijuana has me leery of border town food. Once again I enlist the advice of a local "guide". I try a new tactic. I tell him I will pay him myself instead of him collecting from the restaurant, and then I ask him what restaurant he recommends personally.

He asks whether I want cheap or good, and after seeing the "cheap" place, I decide on "good". He takes me to El Greco. Lots of touristas, but I don't see any locals and it's more fancy then I like, but I'm hungry so what the hell. We bypass the hostesses and waiters and my guide takes me right to a table and sits me down. I notice he collects money from someone anyway; so much for my new tactic.

The food turns out to be decent, and the 2 margaritas are very good but very small. I get some combo plate and my favorite Mexican food: chips and guacamole. Yummy! To summarize: El Greco is a safe bet, but I'm sure somewhere in town there's even better food for less money.

It's getting very cold, so I decide to head back to the motel and change into warmer clothes. I get some coffee at Denny's and then I'm right back across the border.

I have a plan for tonight. I will get a margarita or 2 somewhere, enough to get a nice buzz, and then take a taxi to La Conga. La Conga is apparently the only place in Nogales where you can get 30 minutes and a bed with your sex. I decide to get my margaritas at Cherry's and my plan goes all to hell.

It's now about 4:30PM. I walk into Cherry's and immediately a beautiful chica runs up to me and gives me a huge warm hug. It's Diana from Placer's! What a great welcome. Visions of last night race through my mind and I immediately buy a lap dance and table dance for her. But I still want to get a margarita, so I tell her I'll collect "in a little while". She's already got my dance tickets so she knows I'll come through.

So my plan has been altered, but not irrevocably. I'm having my margarita, just like I planned. And if I don't "finish" during my private with Diana, then La Conga is still a possibility.

After one margarita I switch to beer. Some of the same girls are here from yesterday, but the overall quality seems higher tonight. I start to get the itch, but now Diana seems to be busy, judging by the fact that her tits are in some other guy's face.

At this moment along comes Monserat, looking fine. I get her attention and she seems pleased to see me. I ask if she remembers me. She squints as if trying to place me. Then a sly look that says "Of COURSE I remember you", and the universal internationally-accepted two-handed animation for fucking. So either she does remember, or she's just taking the safe bet. Either way, I want to feel that body of hers again.

After Diana's warm welcome, I feel a little guilty about considering being with Monserat first. But not that guilty: In a few minutes Monserat has pulled off my shirt and I'm massaging those monsterous hooters and looking into those beautiful eyes.

This is where the night starts to get really interesting. The dance with Monserat starts off as an above average TD, but I just love the feel of a woman's body. So I begin stroking and massaging her as she does her thing. And Monserat seems to really enjoy it.

By the end of the 2nd song, Monserat is smiling a little more and grinding a litle less. This is when the dance would normally end. After the 3rd song she is facing me on my lap, completely relaxed, while I run my hands all over her body. By the 4th song I'm giving her a back rub. By the 5th song, she lays her head on my shoulder and says "Monserat, she sleep now".

This $8 lap dance goes on for a good 20 minutes. We are both completely relaxed and comfortable, and I'm just enjoying the hell out of this. I look around the room and it seems as if everyone is watching us over here in the corner. There is a table of guys close by and every time I happen to glance up, literally every one of them is staring at us with a bewildered look. I feel like the luckiest guy on the planet.

Finally one of those pesky ticket seller guys comes up and insists we've gone too long and I have to pay for another dance. So I pay him and give Monserat an extra $10. I try to talk to Monserat but the language gap is too great. She gives me a sincere smile and a hug and wanders off.

Soon after I get back to my table, along comes Diana. I tell her I'm now ready for my dances and we're off. We start with the lap dance of course. Obviously much different from the one I just had, but so good in a very different way. Feeling Diana's body just pumps me full of some kind of horny drug. We agree on $40 for a blow job, I tip the time keeper, and we enter the magic closet.

Diana does her patented 3-act rotation and is getting me well along on my journey. She again tries to sell me on sex for $50 more. Even though her fabulous mouth, chi-chis and hands are doing just fine, I counter-offer with $40 and she agrees. She straddles me and we go to town for a while. Life is good.

Still no knock on the door. She goes back to doing her famous BJ and it feels so good and I'm just about to pop and... the knock finally comes. She STOPS and inquires if I would like to buy more time. OH MY GOD! I grab for my money like a maniac and she hands my $20 out the door. She resumes her magic sucking and within a couple minutes I explode violently in her mouth. Wow!

So what have we learned here? First of all, we have learned that Diana is a Sex Goddess. I worship you almighty Diana! Second, we learned that Diana is the root of all evil and greediness in the world, as demonstrated by her relentless pursuit of cash during my weakest moment(s). In short, she is SATAN!

I can live with that.

We also learned that if you have the choice of a private dance at Cherries vs. a private at Placer's, definately pick Cherries, due to the money-saving option of "bribing" for more time up front.

I am now a happy peaceful guy. I hobble back to my table and order another beer. Some college guys have brought their girlfriends with them, and they have all gotten pretty drunk by this time. Next thing you know one of these American girls is on stage doing a striptease. The crowd goes wild. Those crazy kids.

Since I don't think I'm up for the La Conga thing anymore, I decide to get some food. I leave Cherries and run into another guide (imagine that) who offers to help. He wants to take me to another TD's (Table Dance?) bar called Rio. I tell him I want to eat first so he directs me to an almost deserted place where I get some more chips & guacamole. Mmmm good.

After eating I head outside and my new guide finds me and takes me to Rio. I had read some info on Rio on this board and it seemed promising. Unlike the other strip clubs, this one is right in town.

There are quite a few guys here but only a couple girls, but I decide to have a beer and see if anything happens. A couple of decent (i.e. Cherries caliber) girls do some dancing. Nice atmosphere.

While I am at Rio one of the girls does a table dance for TWO guys at once, with her sort of sandwiched between them. Next thing you know these guys are completely naked, right there in the corner of the bar. Eventually one of the guys turns around and sees that everyone in the whole place is staring at his naked ass. The dance ends pretty soon after that. Funny stuff.

At about 9PM I leave Rio and go back to Placer's. Rodrigo last night had said he would meet me here at 8:30. I figure there's about a 50/50 chance that he'll show.

Not many people here yet, and I find a seat at the stage. Pretty soon along comes a girl I remember from last night and sits on my lap. She reminds me that I had promised her a private dance last night, but that I had gone upstairs with a different girl (Diana) instead. I tell her I'm not quite ready for a private yet, but that I would like to buy her a drink.

I'm going to call this girl "Anna". That's not her real name or her stage name. All the other names in this story are real, just not Anna's.

Anna is awesome! I had my eye on her all last night, and I vividly remember her very erotic stage performance. She also speaks fluent English. We talk for quite a while and I'm really enjoying this. She's sitting on my lap and I'm stroking her back and legs, and she's so beautiful it hurts. And no pressure to buy anything; she just seems to be enjoying my company.

Then the Federales arrive, armed with large automatic weapons. Anna says she has to leave, and goes to a back room. The Federales pick a few customers seemingly at random and question them and make them empty their pockets. After about 10 minutes of this they leave.

The music starts up, and Anna comes back out and promptly sits back on my lap. She tells me the Federales do that once a night. No one seems too bothered by it, but coming from the U.S. it seems creepy.

And now apparently it's free lap dance time! Anna starts with me. This is the first sexual contact between us. It feels very nice. She rotates on to the next guy in line. Along comes another girl so I get 2 free lap dances. The guy next to me wants to know why I get 2 and he gets only one. Truthfully the 2nd girl was cold and mechanical and didn't do a thing for me.

After the free lap dances the DJ announces something, but of course I haven't understood a word he's said all night. Anna comes over and says "Let's do that private dance, it's 2-for-1!". I agree and ask how much. She tells me $40 for a blow job and $60 for sex. I say I want both and we go upstairs.

Anna is very good in the private room. Not as wild as Diana, but I've grown very fond of her in the last hour, so it's more of a GFE kind of thing. She starts off with a nice BJ, and then straddles the arms of the chair (I've decided that the chairs in Cherries' private rooms are much better than Placers') and lowers herself onto me. Yeah baby! After awhile (it sure doesn't SEEM like twice as long) we get the shout and I pay another $20. I tell Anna that I probably won't be able to finish and she laughs and says "Don't worry about it".

I head back down to my seat and Anna stays upstairs for awhile, and then when she comes down she doesn't immediately sit with me. Eventually she comes over and asks "How are you feeling?". I tell her "Great!" and she sits right back on my lap and we talk some more. I guess a lot of guys don't want anything to do with a bar girl after sexing her. Anna seems happy that I treat her the same afterwards.

We continue talking and I tell Anna that I wish I could spend the night with her. She says sorry but she can't. She also tells me that the club charges $100 to let a girl out of the club early. She seems appalled at this practice, but I'm thinking that sounds pretty reasonable for the middle of a Saturday night.

Anna then says "Take me out of here and let's go dancing!" I look at her funny, thinking she's joking, but she's not.

So we do it. I pay Placer's $100 with my credit card and wait for Anna to change. You can't imagine the awesome feeling I have at this moment. 50 guys in this room are lusting after this woman, and she's leaving with me! Quite the ego boost. Anna finally comes out, looking very nice. No more stripper outfit, but all her wonderful curves are still showing through.

We leave Placer's holding hands and head for a dance club. At this point I'm a little nervous: all of a sudden we're on a real date. Also I'm a terrible dancer.

There are 2 dance clubs across the street from each other. According to Anna, one is full of attitude and the other is full of cokeheads. We go to the cokehead club.

It's packed! This place is larger than most dance clubs in Denver. We do a little dancing and then hang out at the bar for a while. Anna gets up and dances on a chair, looking like a Goddess. I'm still in shock that I'm out on the town with this babe. After a while she calls a taxi driver friend and he takes us to get some food.

A funny thing happens then. We're in this tiny dive of a place, with employees and a few locals sitting around. Out of the blue, right out loud, Anna starts talking about my dick! As if she was talking about the weather! My jaw drops and she says don't worry no one in here understands English. Hehe, I love this woman!

Anna then asks me if I want to see her apartment. Sure why not. Our personal taxi takes us there and she gets out and tells him to circle around the block and then drop me off, so it doesn't look like we arrived together. As the driver drops me off, he tells me he will pick me up in an hour. What???

Anna confirms that she asked him to come back in an hour. I tell her I was hoping we could spend the night together, but she says that's impossible because she has family coming over in the morning. She then shows me some sexy pictures of herself, and has me try to feel the silicone in her breasts.

Then I take a couple photos, she gives me her email and phone #, we kiss and taxi guy takes me to the border.

What a minute, isn't there something missing here???

I don't know why, but I never asked her for sex. Obviously she would've wanted some cash, but hell, that's why I'm in Mexico, to pay for sex. I have kicked myself repeatedly over this. I was thinking overnighter and all this touchy feely stuff, when I bet if I had just asked, I could've been pounding the flesh with this Sex Goddess, in her nice comfortable bed, for an hour! Arrrgghh!

On the other hand, I did have sex with her earlier in the "closet". And I had a very nice evening with an extraordinarily beautiful, fun woman for about the same cost as a "normal" date in Denver. So although it could've been even better, it is still great memories.

I drive to my motel, thinking about Anna. The afterglow lasts all night and the whole drive to Juarez the next day. At least until I get to Juarez and meet... [to be continued]

Nogales, I will be back!

Capn Dave

You need to write "SEX" on your money to remind why your there.

Tomas - The website are mostly English agencies and they are starting to charge $160CAN with some of them asking $200 -$300CAN for the "Super Models" and one SOG. Because most of their customers are American tourist/businessmen and they can get away with it. The current exchange rate is about $1.50CAN for $1.00US. However, there are more French Escort Agencies in Montreal and they do speak some english as well. And all these French agencies charge $130 -$140 for the first hours and reduce rate of $110 -$120 for additional hours. The ladies at the French are more friendly in general. And the ladies are just a pretty and it is for more than one SOG for a hour. You can read about the French agencies as well as the english agencies in the www.canbest.com for yourself. When I first visited Montreal, I call on the Engish escort agencies mostly. Now I call only the French escort agencies because the ladies are friendlier. The French agencies advertise in Journal De Montreal classified.

Juarez Day 1 - Sunday March 11, 2001

This is the third day of my "Nogales/Juarez Sex Tour", and my first day in Juarez Mexico.

I wake up in Nogales Arizona with pleasant memories of "Anna", which last me the whole drive to El Paso Texas. It takes about 6 hours, and I check into the downtown El Paso Travelodge at 5:30 PM.

At 8PM I park at the "Border Parking" lot for $4 and walk across the pedestrian walkway into Mexico. I have just read up on the Juarez posts and studied the redsnake map, so I know exactly where I need to go.

Within minutes I am hopelessly lost, due to a shortage of street signs. I finally get my bearings, and begin the search for my selected clubs. I have decided to start at the Pink Lady and the Panama Club, and then go from there.

Juarez is SO different from Nogales. Admittedly I shouldn't compare Nogales on Friday and Saturday with Juarez on a Sunday night. But it just has a completely different feel. Juarez seems much more run down, and at least in La Zona Roja the streets are largely deserted, and often dark. And the Zona is so BIG.

At this point I'm feeling somewhat nervous. Here I am with $350 in my pockets and socks, essentially lost, walking down a dark, deserted, rundown street in an unfamiliar Mexican town. I walk in the center of the street and remind myself that it is supposed to be relatively safe here.

I pass dozens of clubs, but only vaguely recognize a few of the names. Finally, as I walk by a place called Laura's Bar, I hear a familiar language. Two gringos emerge, talking about their chances of getting mugged. I ask if they can point me toward The Pink Lady.

One of the Americans turns out to be a Zona Roja tourguide for truck drivers. His name is Rick, and he offers to take me to The Pink Lady. On the way he shares some of his zona knowledge, most of which I already know from this board and redsnake. He mentions one chica that is so famous that she's on the internet. Imagine that!

We enter the famous Pink Lady, and I have to admit I am disappointed. The place is much smaller than I expected, and out of about a dozen girls I am not the least bit attracted to any of them. We get some beers and talk awhile, then Rick and his friend leave and Rick promises to bring me back a burrito.

After they leave, I realize it's after 9PM and my time is running out. I expect the town to shut down in a couple of hours and I haven't got laid yet!

So I take off in search of the Panama Club, and amazingly find it quite easily. There are maybe 15 girls here, but once again I'm not impressed with the quality. But then I notice a pretty young chica hiding at the end of the bar. She could be a contender, but just then a waiter seats me in a beanbag-type chair along the wall, and I can't really get a good look at her from here.

I order a $2 beer from the ever-attentive waiter and enjoy the ambiance. Although there is not a lot to look at, both of these Juarez clubs have felt very comfortable.

Finally the young chica gets up and comes my way. I smile at her and she smiles back and I offer to buy her a drink. She accepts and sits with me. She is young, thin, pretty, and has an ass that brings tears to my eyes. I'm going to call her "Lori".

Lori drinks her mini Dos Equis and I drink my big one and we attempt conversation. It's immediately apparent that there is a language problem. But I am determined and she is patient, and we end up having fun with it.

Even though we barely understand each other, I really enjoy being with her. Lori is relaxed and happy, and very receptive to me. She has a sort of innocent schoolgirl look and attitude which I find extremely sexy. I discover she is 23 years old. I also discover that I really want to see her naked.

I ask how much to go to the room, and without flinching she says $100. Yikes! I ask "for treinta minutos?" and she says "no, sesenta minutos". After verifying that we really get the full hour, and making a pathetic attempt at haggling, I agree to the $100 and off we go.

There are only about 8 rooms behind the Panama Club. You get to them via an outdoor "hallway". On the way we stop by an office, where I presume the money will be collected. But for whatever reason no one collects my money until we get to the room.

I don't want to hear anyone complaining about the terrible rooms in Tijuana anymore. I guarantee that if you see this room in Juarez you will never complain again. But you know what? I don't give a rat's ass, because I'm here for an hour with the most beautiful young girl in Juarez.

Along comes "mama" for the famous dick inspection, but instead she just says "tip please". She leaves a condom and I give her $5 in hopes that she will not come knocking for awhile.

Lori is wonderful. She gives a nice BJ and then we settle in for various positions of passionate fucking. She has this beautiful ass that is just so fun to grab ahold of. She seems to be enjoying it as much as me. After about a half hour I make my deposit, and then we cuddle and talk for awhile. Finally the knock comes and we go back to the Panama. Thoroughly satisfying.

I buy beers for Lori and I. She sits close and we hold hands and touch and look into each other's eyes. She seems so happy! For the rest of the night she is mine. We put quarters in the jukebox, talk, play a game of pool. I love this!

Now with the proper perspective (i.e. a good sex afterglow) I can see what people like about Juarez. The atmosphere is SO much more relaxed than Tijuana or Nogales. The 2 bars I've seen tonight both have pool tables and jukeboxes and a comfortable atmosphere. And don't forget the cheap beer! My beers are $2 and the girls' drinks are $3. And they don't mess around with the ficha thing. I pay the waiter and the waiter gives $1 to the girl right then and there. No pretenses.

I'm having a great time, and I'm really growing fond of Lori. A couple hours and several beers later the Panama appears to be closing. Apparently this is Lori's cue and she shyly asks if I want to go to the room again. But I have other plans.

I ask Lori how much for the whole night. As soon as she realizes what I'm asking, there's sort of a flurry of activity. She talks to the waiter and the waiter notifies the proper management, who confers with the waiter and Lori, and finally Lori says it will be $200.

I'm thinking that sounds like a good deal to me, but then I realize I only have $150 left. Oh no! I tell them that this is all I have; is it enough? My offer is accepted readily, but I get the feeling that the shortage will be coming out of Lori's pocket, by the way the manager carefully makes sure that this price is OK with her.

I get to spend the night with Lori! We walk back to the "motel", and I feel as if we have entered the mystical world of the putas. All the girls are back here, talking and laughing and in a great mood. There's something very different about the feeling here than in the club. I can't put my finger on it, but the girls seem more "real" now. What is that?

Lori and I order polo ensalada (chicken salad) and eat it in bed. Shortly thereafter comes some of the best sex of my life. I don't know whether it's all the beers Lori has drunk, or (as I like to believe) that she has just gotten to like me, but she is SO wet, and SO passionate. We make love in that slow intense way that just seems to last forever. I don't seal the deal this time, but that's OK because there's always the morning.

At about 5:30 AM I get up and try to sneak a Viagra, but she catches me and grabs my hand. I try to explain what it's for by using elaborate hand signals, but I'm not sure she understands.

I take the Viagra and an hour later I wake Lori up and we go at it again. This time I cross the finish line in a blaze of glory. Lori goes back to sleep and I drift in and out for the rest of the morning, just enjoying her fabulous body. We finally get up at 11:30 AM. I offer to buy her lunch but she has a doctor's appointment.

As we try to leave, we discover the only doorway out of the "motel" is locked. Apparently we've been locked in all night. I sure hope a fire never breaks out back there. Lori has obviously been through this before; she pounds on a certain section of wall, and in a few minutes the bartender comes around and lets us out. Lori asks me if I will be back tonight and I tell her I will.

What a night! I've got that silly smile back on my face that I've had every day of this trip, each time for a different chica. I've just begun the 4th and last day of my tour, and as it turns out it will be the best day of the whole trip.

I appreciate any and all feedback.

Capn Dave

Wow! What a great story! Good for you Capn Dave, it sounds like you really had a genuine GFE!
Thanks for nice posts, we really appreciate the detail and the nice storyline.

Great story, but the $$$ part makes it too hard for me to get too excited over. When you a married guy, it's not a GFE that your paying for!

Thanks for the update tho Cap!

What is interesting is that on your next trip to Juarez, Capndave, if you stop at the Pink Lady again
you may find the girl of your dreams . I stayed at the Pink Lady my first time to Juarez and had an experience with one of the girls there...that I will never forget. She was about 5foot 8inches
tall with a perfect body and was new to the business and never even talked to a gringo before... she was actually rather nervous to start
until I started making conversation in Spanish. I walked to the Panama Club from the Pink Lady with a big smile on my face...so I know exactly how you feel after your encounter with Lori.
I had forgotten about staying all night
at the Panama....something about that is intriguing....however next time remember you can
take the girl to your hotel...where everything
is really nice and everything is on your terms...
and if you bargain hard ... you will only have to
pay $100......But what the heck, you did well for
your first time....
I enjoy your writing style and appreciate the greater content of your story.
Usually guys from Texas have an interest and
comment on activities in Juarez but most of the
guys just dont talk or write very much...but everybody on this entire board probably will read
this story and enjoy it just like I did...but
the Texas guys probably wont comment much...I spent two evenings with a bunch of Texas guys at
the Monger Meeting in Nuevo Laredo at Boystown and
none of the guys talked for an extended period of
time....Now the guys in California have been talking and writing to each other for a long time and they have some real intellectual powerhouses like Matiz and some of the others and you can get a lot of comment on a story that is posted. I have posted more comment and information on Juarez
than everyone else togethor and I am glad to see
some good writing come out about Juarez...............Thanks for the story...it has
made me relive the great times I have had in Juarez....DOCTORGOOD

Thank you for the kind words Doctor.

It's funny you say I would've had better luck at the Pink Lady the next time, because that's exactly what happened the next night.

It is interesting that Juarez gets almost no attention compared to Tijuana. I suppose it's understandable due to there being so many more mongers close to TJ. But so far (I've only done TJ once), I have to say there is no distinct advantage of TJ over Nogales or Juarez. And I haven't even tried Boys Town yet.

Capn Dave

Juarez Last Day - Sunday March 11, 2001

This is the 4th and last day of my "Nogales/Juarez Sex Tour", and my 2nd day in Juarez Mexico.

I'm feeling exhilerated from my overnighter with "Lori" as I walk back to my hotel. I stop at Lucas Tacos and get the Lucas Plate, which is very good!

I shower, shave, change, and load up on more money ($400 this time). My plan is to try the legendary Juarez massage parlor scene, then get some caffeine and a margarita or two, and finally check out some other chica clubs before returning to the Panama Club to meet Lori.

After passing up one driver who wants too much $, I find a friendly taxi driver who will take me to Serena's Massage for $7. On the way he tries his best to change my mind and go to either the Pink Lady or Ferni's Massage. I take that as a good sign and hold firm to my chosen destination.

From the outside, Serena's is even more nondescript than I expected. If there was a gas station close by I would've mistaken it for the door to the bathroom.

My driver follows me inside, no doubt to collect his commission. Immediately there are something like 8 women staring at me. I guess I'm supposed to pick one. Then more arrive. We've got a pretty good assortment, except none are really my type (i.e. beautiful and built). But I'm committed to try this so I pick the girl with the nicest smile. She also happens to have a pretty nice set of knockers.

Her name is Lorena. My name-association memory trick works this time, but I suggest not associating a girl you're about to hand your dick over to with Lorena Bobbit the penis chopper.

Serena's is nice inside, by far the nicest place I've seen in Juarez. Lorena takes me back to a small room and I give her my $40 for the hour. Lorena speaks zero English, so we have a little trouble communicating what I should do, but I figure it out. I get naked and lie down, and she applies the oil and starts on the back rub.

Of course I'm not really here for the massage. The backrub is relaxing, but after awhile I begin to wonder when do we get to move on to the "front rub".

Sure enough, Lorena finally gestures for me to turn over. At this point I'm thinking there will be some leg and chest massage, with maybe some teasing, leading up to the coveted "tension release". But instead Lorena gets undressed, produces a condom and goes right for the BJ action.

After that it's her on top, me on top, etc, with me doing some massaging of my own on Lorena's nice melons. Eventually I notice her glancing at the clock. Realizing I won't be hitting the jackpot anytime soon, using sign language I tell her I'm done. She checks out the reservoir end and looks confused. (They always seem to do this check. I guess they like to see the fruits of their labor)

I say "It's OK", but she proceeds to offer herself doggie-style. I decline but as I reach for my clothes she makes that univeral sign for a hand job. I think what the hell that's bound to work, and I have a few hours to recharge before I see Lori.

This girl tries her damnedest to get me off. What a valiant effort. But after 4 days of constant stimulation, my unit is not co-operating. So I take the controls and finally pop on those wonderful chi-chis.

She rubs herself down with my special sauce (good for the skin I guess) and then hands me a towel and shows me to the shower. After cleaning up, I give Lorena a $10 propina and take a picture of us in the room. My taxi guy has come back for me as we agreed. He says I was in there an hour-and-a-half.

This was my first "full service" massage experience ever. It was nice. But I really don't like the pressure of immediately having to pick a girl, with nothing to go on but her smile. The selection process is one of my favorite parts of the mongering experience, and here it's cut down to a 10 second decision.

Next stop caffeine, then margaritas. My taxi guy still wants to take me to the Pink Lady, but I insist I need some cafe (coffee) first. He points me toward a place across the street from where he parks his taxi. I think it's a sports book. No one is friendly to me here so I quickly drink my gritty coffee and leave.

My taxi guy had recommended the Kentucky Club for margaritas. Indeed my first marg is nice and strong, yet very tasty. I order another. After the 2nd marg Mr. Taxi still hasn't shown up, so I head back to La Zona Roja on foot.

As I walk by the Hollywood Club the door guy convinces me to check it out. He points to the only girl in the place saying "I've got a girl just for you". He sits me down beside her and I order a beer. This girl is slim and attractive, but she has a funny odor about her. Sort of a used condom smell.

Apparently it's happy hour because the waiter brings me 2 beers. I try to make conversation with the stinky girl, but she seems really irritated. After a few minutes she moves away from me. I leave my beers behind and make a hasty exit. Not too impressed with the Hollywood Club, at least on a Monday afternoon.

The sun is starting to go down, and I'm trying to make my way back to the Pink Lady. I want to see if there is a better chica selection than last night.

I'm lost again so I ask a woman in a doorway how to get to the Pink Lady. This woman looks American, and speaks perfect English, except for the slurred speech. She looks about 50, and claims to give the best blowjob in Juarez.

Well this old lady hooker is actually quite pretty. She claims to have been Miss Nude Texas once upon a time, and has me look down her shirt. Nice boobs for a senior citizen. She tries her damnedest to talk me into a blowjob, but I decline. She's been fun to talk to though, so I give her $6, which she says will get her a room for the night. A very young girlfriend of hers comes along and I give her a dollar for a burrito and then take my leave.

I finally run into the Panama Club and from there retrace my steps to the Pink Lady. As I enter, I immediately spot a very attractive chica sitting at the bar. She is the full package, with a nice face and body, and quite friendly. She speaks decent English and suggests we get a room. I really like her, but I tell her I have to meet someone. I say if I don't find my friend then I'll be back for her. I leave for the Panama Club.

As I enter the Panama Club I notice a few of the same girls from last night, but no Lori. It's still early so I order a beer and relax. I ask the waiter if Lori will be here tonight, and he says "Maybe". Hmmm.

The chica selection is a little better tonight. There is one girl in particular who's looking very good to me. She has a nice body with medium-sized hooters and is quite pretty. We smile at each other across the room a few times. Finally I go over and ask if she will help me pick songs on the jukebox. She has a good attitude, along with a seductiveness that I can't get enough of.

For the life of me I cannot remember her name. It might be Kelly, so I'll go with that. I buy Kelly a drink and we sit together. At this point she starts the "inner thigh rub". Quite arousing.

I tell her that I'm waiting for Lori. Apparently she doesn't know Lori well, if at all. This girl is turning me on, so I finally tell her that if Lori doesn't show in a half hour then I want to take her to the room.

20 minutes later we start the negotiations. She opens with $60 for an hour and I accept. End of negotiations.

The waiter takes us to a room, and then asks for a tip! This is the same guy I've been tipping a dollar on every beer. I ask "So I'm supposed to tip you AND mama?" He seems flustered and goes away.

Kelly is hot! We follow the usual sequence, BJ followed by various positions. She seems very happy with her body (I'm happy with it too) and does a lot of gyrating, arching her back, etc. Quite visually stimulating. The back wall of these rooms is all mirror tiles, and I notice her looking in the mirror several times while we're going at it. She also does this gutteral "Ooiiyy!" that is cool.

I'm not sure if we go the full hour, but it's plenty of time to enjoy the experience without the slightest rush. I don't complete the transaction, but I didn't really expect to this soon after Lorena. Kelly is definately one of the sexual highlights of my trip!

We get dressed, I take a photo of us, and we head back to the club. Immediately a waiter comes up and asks if I'm waiting for Lori. I say yes and he takes me to the manager (owner?) of the club. She explains that Lori has misplaced her key to her casa and therefore couldn't dress for work. But she still wants to see me.

The lady gets Lori on her cell phone and I talk to her for a minute. The language difference seems to be multiplied 10x over the phone. Lori promises she will be here shortly.

I have an interesting conversation with the owner lady. It turns out she knows a lot about me already. The first thing she asks is "Why you pay Kelly only $60 when you pay Lori $100?". Whoa! I guess I assume that these transactions are between me and the girl, but apparently that's not the case at the Panama Club.

I sense that this lady thinks she is being cheated, so I assure her that there is no scam going on. At one point I mention that I feel like I should tell Lori that I went to the room with Kelly. Owner lady adamantly says "No, you must not tell her!". Hmmm.

I have another couple beers while I'm waiting, and along comes Rich, the tourguide for truckers, looking for me. He wants to know about this internet stuff I had mentioned last night. I buy him a beer and tell him about this site and redsnake.

Eventually the waiter tells me that Lori has arrived. The owner lady asks if I want to do an all-nighter again, and says I don't have to tip twice this time, referring to my earlier experience with the waiter. The waiter then asks ME how much I want to pay. I tell him I paid $150 last night and it's a done deal. He ushers me to a room downstairs where I find Lori, wearing sweats. She seems highly embarrassed and quickly tells me she had to borrow her sister's clothes. Of course I'm not too worried about her clothes, I expect them to be lying in a heap on the floor shortly.

We go to the room. Lori closes the door. She turns around and says "You fuck Kelly!". Uh-oh.

I admit yes I fucked Kelly, but "I didn't think you were coming!" "You kees her?" "Did I kiss Kelly? Well, uh, pocito?". Apparently the wrong answer, Lori is not pleased. The kissing part is really intriguing to me though, so I ask if I can kiss her. She replies "No kees". I try to get her to elaborate why she won't kiss me but she just keeps saying "No kees".

Lori doesn't stay mad for long, and pretty soon we're pounding the flesh once again. I wish my girlfriends were this forgiving.

She's not quite so well lubricated this time, and we can't find her "vaselina". The Panama Club Resort must get their lube in bulk quantities, because Lori returns with the vaseline in a plastic bag, stuffed inside a toilet paper tube. Strange, but quite convenient.

Afterwards we lie on the lumpy bed and Lori tries to tell me about her daughter's birthday party. We get stuck on a word, but this time I have my Seiko electronic translator with me. Lori has fun with it and for the rest of the night whenever we get stuck on a word, Lori grabs the translator and diligently types it in.

Pretty soon it's closing time again, and back here in the luxury suites it's even more of a puta party than last night. We order food again. I give Lori a tip for tonight and some $ for buying my dinner last night.

When the guy arrives with the food, Lori starts barking at him. I don't understand what she's saying, but I hear the word "ratero" in there somewhere. Apparently this guy cheated her big-time on the change.

After eating I'm feeling relaxed and sleepy, so I have no problem when Lori asks if I mind if she plays cards with the girls for awhile. These girls really seem to be good friends, and have a lot of fun together.

I sleep for awhile until she comes back and then I drift back off to sleep caressing Lori's body.

The next morning Lori gives me a blowjob and I finish my sexual adventure with a squirt onto her titties. I lie with her for as long as possible before I have to run off to catch my flight. Finally it's time for me to go. I give Lori a long hug, and actually have a tear in my eye as I walk out the door.

I had forgotten about the front door being locked. Oh well, I'll just ask Lori to do that special knock so someone can let me out. But she says it's too early, no one's in the bar yet. She says I have to wait until mama comes along at 8. 8:00! I'll miss my flight!

I'm starting to panic now. I'm locked in a Mexican puta house and I need to catch my plane home! In the corridor I run into one of Rich's truckdriver clients who's also freaking out because he needs to get to his tour bus. Mama, where are you?!

Luckily, mama must've got up early today. She lets us out, I rush to my hotel, pack my suitcase, drop off the rental car and catch my flight with a few minutes to spare.

Thus ends one of the best vacations of my life! Next trip: Tijuana/Ensenada.

Capn Dave

Captain Dave, you are a writer born...

Having lived here for a year, I have been to the places you mentioned and spent the night in the whorehouses and been to the massages parlours you mention.

All I can tell you is that the longer you are here and the better you get to know the girls, the more interesting it becomes...

Hey, Capndave, before you start ragging on the rooms in the various parlors and whorehouses in Juárez you should know that the rooms at the Club Panama are the absolute WORST of any in town that I am aware of. Most places, including the Pink Lady and Casa Colorado are MUCH nicer. All of the rooms in all of the massage parlors are MUCH nicer than the rooms at Club Panama. I concur that the rooms at the Club Panama are the absolute pits, but they are an exception.

While I am on your ass, I might as well take a poke at you for overpaying. I would say that I couldn't believe the girl asked $100, but I believe it. The standard "asking price" in Panama, Pink Lady and CC is $60 for 1/2 hour and may be negotiable depending upon how business is going at the time. In some of the parlors you can get a girl for less than $30/1hour and the quality is better than in the whore bars.

Glad you found Sirena's there, Capndave. Next time you are there, look straight across the street, the Hotel Villa Manport is where you should stay when you are in Juárez. It is reasonably priced, clean, take Visa, MC, ect. and have no problem with you taking girls up to your room.

About a block east of Sirena's/Villa Manport is another parlor called El Encanto. Not bad, sometimes lots of girls, sometimes not. Decent rooms with shower in the room, like most of the parlors in Juárez.

If you are the intrepid sort and want to save yourself a little cab fare ($$ better spent on pussy, IMHO), take the bus. Get on the red and white bus marked "Circuvalation", it runs from downtown right down Hnos. Escobar and stops right in front of the hotel/Sirena's. $3.50 pesos, or about $0.40 USD, beats the hell out of a $7.00 USD cab fare and is more interesting.

One more thing, just a little constructive criticism, tipping the girls is OK, but not expected in the parlors. You are used to the bars where everyone expects a tip every time you turn around, but in the parlors it is not like that. Tip the girl if you are pleased, but keep it to $5 USD, or $10 USD max. No need to gringofy the parlor scene and drive the prices up for everyone.